My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 34

“……Let me tell you, something like this happens maybe once in a thousand times.”

“Good thing I happened to be there for that one in a thousand.”

“Don’t get cocky.”

*Ugh, just say thank you honestly….*

“I was just nervous because it was my first time in a C-grade dungeon.”

“What?”

I froze at the shocking information.

In the dark night, my voice rises, not knowing where the zombies might be listening.

“Why didn’t you say so? That it was your first time.”

“You didn’t ask.”

“When I asked if you could handle a B-grade…!”

“Well, since you’re A-grade, I figured you could handle B-grade too, right?”

……Cough.

I knew something seemed off about this girl….

“Do you even have a Hunter license?”

“Nope.”

Good heavens.

I realized a crucial fact: Yuuna is a B-grade pro Hunter, but Stella doesn’t have a rank certified by the Hunter Association.

It’s just the comprehensive evaluation rank given by the Academy.

“Show me your status window.”

“Why should I? That’s a privacy violation.”

“Now.”

I checked Stella’s stats.

Strength『5』

Agility『14』

Stamina『6』

Technique『35』

(Hidden) Mana『255』

Oh, my god….

I didn’t realize because my stats were rising evenly when I leveled up, but Stella seems to have focused solely on magic to an extreme.

The reason I could grab her at home and she couldn’t resist was just because she was weak?

Not because she was off guard?

“What? Got a problem with that?”

“……You’re terrible at RPG games, aren’t you?”

“Why are you suddenly asking that? ……Aren’t games something only idiots who waste their lives do? What does that have to do with me?”

Stella has no sense of strategy. She’s even narrow-minded.

She probably never knew what she lacked because she always solo-matched [played alone].

In dungeons with just goblin hordes, you can shorten the clear time by overwhelming them with firepower….

Maybe she can run D-grade dungeons multiple times in the time others run one, so it might be a decent strategy.

“Didn’t you think it would be dangerous if you got caught in a trap or if an enemy suddenly got close?”

“I’ll just take care of them before that happens.”

“Like that….”

“Ugh, stop nagging! Who are you to suddenly interfere in my life?”

*Ugh. I want to flick her forehead….*

“I’ve been doing fine like this until now! Now you’re…… Now you’re acting like my brother!”

“……Really? What if I leave you here?”

“…….”

“Can you still do well on your own?”

Stella briefly showed an anxious look.

I regretted it a little.

I knew she would be scared, but it was an immature response.

I also blindly believed she was A-grade and led her into a dangerous dungeon.

The situation is very different from when I was with pro Hunter Yuuna.

I clearly had a responsibility.

‘Leaving her to get a lesson is out of the question….’

Just then, I felt a presence behind me.

Bang!

Holding a flashlight in one hand and a pistol in the other, I cross-check [quickly assess the situation] and blow the enemy’s head off as soon as I confirm its appearance.

‘Personality Excretion!’

Zombies have personalities too, huh.

No need for a confirmation shot…….

However, the sound of the gunshot caused low moans of「woooo」to be heard from all over the city, and Stella got scared.

“Hic….”

‘I won’t have time to make an Onahole [reference to a future event].’

I need to move quickly.

“I’ll support you.”

“I can walk on my own……. Ah…!”

“Don’t push yourself. We came to do the dungeon together anyway, so rely on me now.”

“…….”

Stella eventually took my hand and stood up.

We run away together, eliminating the approaching zombies with guns.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

‘Stella took down so many….’

Zombies are scary when they push with numbers.

They’re just walking slowly, so each one is weaker than an Orc, but….

If they start building a fence with their bodies, it gets pretty creepy.

“Isn’t there a way to retire and leave in the middle of the dungeon?”

“It’s possible if you have the 「Black Illusion Wings」….”

Of course, I don’t have that rare item I’ve never heard of……!

It was quite difficult to move with a heavy crossbody bag and Stella, but this is no time to complain.

“I’ll take care of the ones piling up.”

Pajijijik!

Stella emitted red electricity, burning the zombies black.

‘Nice.’

I enter a safer building in this gap.

It was still dark here, but it was in better condition than before.

Still, it was still ruined, dark, and cramped.

“I think we need to find and eliminate the boss.”

If I keep dragging Stella, who hurt her leg, her injuries will only get worse.

I have no choice but to go for it with ‘Personality Excretion’.

Stella, sitting on the rubble of the building, didn’t look good.

She’s been like that since a while ago….

Is she scared because of the zombies?

“Stella? Are you okay?”

“…….”

When I shined the flashlight slightly on the outside of her body, she was shaking her shoulders.

Her face was also pale….

“Hey, what’s wrong? Tell me. Did a zombie scratch you?”

Will Stella become a zombie then? What should I do?

“What if I become a zombie? Are you going to kill me?”

“I’ll lock you up so you can’t bite me, and then I’ll go find the boss.”

“I didn’t get bitten. But……. Why… It’s not even my period….”

“…….”

*Period?*

She’s not in good condition. Her period is off.

No way…….

The moment I shined the flashlight on her legs as I thought, Stella was startled and shouted.

“Don’t!”

“Ah, sorry…….”

“Never do that.”

“…….”

To make matters worse.

Stella seemed to have started her period. You might say, what’s the big deal in this situation, but…….

Isn’t it a pretty big deal from a woman’s perspective….

Especially Stella’s sense of shame is beyond words.

“……I want to die. Today is really the worst day ever.”

“Don’t panic….”

“How can I not panic? Why, why did you suddenly interfere in my life….”

My sister’s hysteria stabs me in the heart.

“Let’s take a breather first.”

I took out bottled water and handed it to Stella.

I also split a bar of solid chocolate for calorie replenishment in half.

“You’ll feel better if you eat something sweet.”

Stella glared at me resentfully,

She devoured the chocolate bar with gusto and held out her hand.

“Give me another one.”

“Haha….”

I unwrapped another one and gave it to her.

‘In my experience, dungeons are demolished after the boss is dealt with….’

Stella’s condition is the worst.

She has the power to handle 300 zombies alone, but

I’m worried that she’s just a normal girl if she’s suddenly attacked.

Can I go take care of the boss alone?

Leaving Stella, who is anxious…….

“…….”

“……What about the gun?”

“Huh?”

Stella suddenly asked me a question.

“You’re holding a weapon that doesn’t suit you, considering you’re a perennial D-grade……. But you’re using it surprisingly well.”

I don’t know if it’s a criticism or a compliment….

Stella seemed very confused inside.

Is it because she’s getting so much help from her brother, whom she treated like a bug?

“It’s my main weapon. Glock 19.”

The failure rate has been significantly reduced.

Thanks to raising my Technique stat a lot. My overall rating is D, but it hasn’t been updated yet.

My stats had risen to a level where I could handle my own in a C-grade dungeon.

Was that why?

I just protected Stella and brought her here without any problems,

It seemed to have left a very impressive performance for Stella.

“…You trash D-grade…… You’re cocky.”

There’s no feeling of attacking and tearing me apart like before.

Her mentality must have been completely shattered because her period started in a place like this….

I want to do something for her.

‘If there are any buildings left, I’d raid a convenience store.’

This apocalyptic city,

It feels like the world has been destroyed for a thousand years, so I didn’t think I could find anything like that in the field.

That’s when it happened.

“Is that a zombie?”

Immediately cross-grip the flashlight and pistol in the Harris style [a specific grip technique], and look around the corner.

There was a skinny person with a large bundle on their back.

They move away inside the building as if they haven’t noticed us.

“Stella. Wait here for a second.”

“Huh, where are you going?”

“I’m not going far. It’s a distance I can run back in 30 seconds.”

“……Okay. Don’t go far.”

I need to check what that is.

If it’s the boss, I’ll deal with it immediately……. Wait a minute.

[「Insight・Crimson」activated]

[Devil Merchant]

[Faceless Old Man]

[An unknown being who has wandered the realm of death for 4,000 years. His power is comparable to an SS-grade Hunter]

“Hey!”

Still aiming my gun, I grab the Devil Merchant.

You sell everything that exists and doesn’t exist, right?

The old man who turned around was wearing a hood, but it really looked like he had no face, just like the description.

“……You’re not Goblin Uncle, but you’re a merchant too, right?”

“That, is correct…….”

“Do you happen to sell sanitary pads [feminine hygiene products]?”

“…….”

‘Damn it. I shouldn’t laugh.’

I couldn’t read the other person’s expression, so it was hard to grasp the atmosphere.

“Do you have sanitary pads? I’ll buy them if you sell them.”

“…….”

*Swoosh.*

The old man’s skinny arm moved, and I was startled.

I almost pulled the trigger….

The old man rummaged through his bundle and soon took out something white.

「Refreshing Feeling♡」

It was a pack of sanitary pads that said 「Organic Pure Cotton Cover」.

“You really sell them…….”

There’s nothing he doesn’t have. I smacked my balls…. (T/N: Korean expression of amazement)

“How much is it?”

It was surprising that he was selling sanitary pads, but the price was even more surprising.

“112,110 coins, all of it.”

…….

As if he could see through my balance, the price of the sanitary pads was exactly the total number of coins in my student ID account.

“That is, the value of these sanitary pads…….”

Don’t make me laugh!

Where is there such an expensive sanitary pad? Even if it was made of pure gold, it wouldn’t be that expensive!

There were many things I wanted to say, but as Yuuna explained for sure.

The Devil Merchant looks at people’s feet and does vicious business.

What does it mean that sanitary pads are worth that much to such a Devil Merchant?

‘Logically, who would buy it if you sold it like that. I want to say…….’

It is structurally impossible to get sanitary pads in these ruins.

I don’t know how many hours it will take to clear the dungeon in the future.

It might even take more than a day.

Until then, I have no choice but to tell Stella, 「Just bleed and bear with it.」

Stella wouldn’t whine about that because of the situation…….

‘I want to protect her.’

A post I saw on the community one day came to mind.

Even enemies lend each other sanitary pads.

That’s how important it is to women.

‘It’s a little expensive, but…….’

A little? Actually, it’s not a little at all.

I ate with Hena for 5 coins, so if you count about 8,000 won in Korean currency [approximately $6 USD]….

The current price of sanitary pads is 179,376,000 won……. (T/N: Approx. 135,000 USD)

“Can’t you give me a discount?”

“Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! Kweeeeeeeeeeeek!!”

The old man raised his arms and started screaming.

“Okay! I got it!”

Damn it! Damn!

I’m probably the only one running errands for 170 million won worth of sanitary pads.

“I’m asking just in case, but you don’t happen to be thinking of selling a medicine that heals wounds perfectly, do you?”

“I only sell sanitary pads…….”

‘He doesn’t say he doesn’t have it. Damn…….’

“Let’s provide a set of underwear to change into as a service. Deal?”

“……Good….”

The faceless old man took out a set of white underwear.

‘I want to steal the bundle…….’

[You have paid the coins]

[The Devil Merchant leaves the field……]

“I’m back.”

Did she cry? Stella’s eyes were red.

“Okay.”

[「Onahole Aptitude Identification」]

[Stella]

[Capture Difficulty – B(Strikethrough) None][Onahole Aptitude A-grade]

[Virgin][Underwear – Cute chick-like yellow underwear set]

[Onahole Trait(★) – A younger sister’s pussy that is delicious to re-educate♡ The pussy grip of a tsundere younger sister that tightly wraps the dick is a masterpiece♡]

[She is pretty, but she hates men. An excellent student at Etssol Academy with great talent and potential. She is also rough and often raises thorns, and has always been lonely because of her difficult personality.

She can’t do anything if she gets caught with a weakness. She can be tamed and trained by making her docile with one rape♡ Once she acknowledges her brother as a high-ranking male, she is even equipped with gentleness that never defies him]

‘…….’

“That in your hand. What is it…?”

Haha, so this is why I bought sanitary pads for 170 million won.

“I picked it up on the way.”

Extreme bluffing.

I’m such a cool brother.

“…….”

Stella often spews out venomous words, is arrogant and ignores others because she is A-grade, and is especially merciless to her brother, whom she hates.

Even Serena knew all about her weaknesses.

A lonely, blonde, frail girl who is very lonely and actually wanted a reliable brother.

‘Meanwhile, her stats are magic-specialized. Her destiny is to be caught and raped by a D-grade pervert brother.’

It’s a perfect shape for a ~ Erogame [erotic game] heroine.

Just like Serena, who only looks at her brother,

Stella seemed to have her destiny set as a heroine who would be brutally raped and apologize at her brother’s feet.

Such cheap sex appeal.

It’s not unusual because En always does that.

Today, I just want to protect her,

I want to be nice to her.

“You picked it up? Underwear and… sanitary pads?”

“Yeah. I picked it up.”

En’s appearance, saying let’s strangle and rape the cocky blonde tsundere [a character archetype who is initially cold but warms up over time] younger sister, is vivid.

The value of sanitary pads must be expensive.

If I can reconcile with Stella properly, I won’t think it’s a waste anymore.

“Thank you.”

Stella started crying, shedding thick tears as if collapsing.

As if deeply relieved, as if realizing for the first time that I am an ally.

Stella said as if spitting out tears.

“…Thank you, Oppa [older brother].”