My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 344

EP.344 Dance Challenge in Front of a Monster? TikTok Star Guaranteed?

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Onahole Academy, Week 5, Tuesday.

While Kim Sanghyuk was enjoying himself with the Special Task Force in the 『Erotic Trap Dungeon』 prepared by Ms. En.

Eunseo, the leader, was growing impatient due to the unexpectedly delayed news of the dungeon’s completion.

‘Something’s wrong.’

The artificial gravitational waves of Ceridwen, filled with waste.

Dealing with the monsters shouldn’t have been a difficult mission for the Special Task Force.

There was nothing different from usual except for sending Sanghyuk, but it’s already exceeded the expected completion time by more than 4 hours.

“Could it be that they’ve encountered an unexpected anomaly?”

Even after listening to the analysis team’s report in the temporary command and control room, Eunseo’s expression didn’t brighten.

“If another interferer appeared in the gravitational waves that Ceridwen touched, it’s a huge deal.”

That means a being greater than the Queen of the Universe has interfered.

The coordinates are so complexly intertwined that it’s now difficult to even explain.

Something unimaginable is happening. This vulgar goddess created the 『Erotic Trap Dungeon』 to entertain Kim Sanghyuk with the female soldier heroines.

The situation is simple. That’s all there is to it.

Perhaps the only person in this world who can purely understand the process or motivation is Kim Sanghyuk.

Anyway, time flows even while those two are forcing their perverted rules and playing with the heroines.

“It’s getting to the point where we can’t hold them back any longer on this side, Leader.”

“I have no choice….”

The problem now is that the Special Task Force was called in to clean up, but the cleanup isn’t happening, and the 『Destroyers of the Galaxy』, full of pent-up energy, are in danger of escaping outside.

“…Proceed with the Meteorological Administration’s forecast.”

“Yes!”

It’s an emergency situation.

There’s no choice but to honestly admit the government’s shortcomings and borrow the power of the people.

Of course, the government is also doing its best. Many agents and government-affiliated Hunters are moving to control the monsters scattering in all directions, thanks to the annihilation of the command entity.

At the center of it is White Devil.

Isabella’s work is so flawless that she achieved the feat of delaying the deadline for citizens to directly witness the monsters by 8 hours.

However, the number of personnel is absolutely insufficient.

From this point on, we have to go through the procedures again.

“How much information will you disclose, Leader?”

“…All of it.”

On the screen relayed by the satellite, Ceridwen is confronting someone amidst countless gravitational barriers and complex defense systems.

“…Tell them that the Master Hunter is fighting the Queen.”

The Meteorological Administration sends out a weather caster after hearing the news.

After the gravitational wave forecast begins, Hunters and Heroes move. This is the established procedure.

Korea was about to become noisy.

“This is the outer perimeter! Emergency forecast. According to the government, Master Ceridwen is currently in the final battle, and the gravitational classification is fluctuating wildly. The risk level is increasing every moment, so we urge citizens to be careful of monster appearances for the time being.”

After the emergency forecast was released, community sites also buzzed.

Title: Anyone see the Im Sohyun weather caster broadcast?

They’re saying there’s a perimeter battle right now?

└Suddenly?

└Didn’t a lot of people die when the Sword Saint was fighting the Queen?

└What era are you talking about? The Sword Saint is outdated, Ceridwen is the strongest now lol

└3-second kill possible?

└idk

Title: Certifying that I live in front of Park Mu

(Photo of emergency evacuation text)

It’s been ringing about 20 times since yesterday, making a fuss about monsters appearing around me

└Isn’t that a government agent in the corner of the photo? There are monsters too?

└Crazy bastard taking pictures in this situation lol

└Your head will be smashed by an S-class monster soon

Title: No, Master Hunters are nothing special

I told them to kill it while I went to get lunch, but they still haven’t killed it lol

└idiot

└lol Don’t you know that the police force was wiped out during the first appearance? Korea will shut down soon, so watch carefully

└You’ll die too if it shuts down, you idiot…

└My family already immigrated to Canada lol

└Canada was already half eaten by the Devil’s Domain

└Korea is going to be completely eaten, right?

Title: But they told us to leave and now they’re telling us to come back

Looking for us because they’re in a hurry? How annoying? Eunseo-chan needs to be punished, right?

└Eunseo-chan just needs tools to clean up the leftovers, is there a problem?

└(Info) This country has only been talking about Hunters and Heroes for a few decades.

└You have to do what Eunseo says lol

└I want to lick Eunseo Leader’s feet

As with most community sites in this world,

Most of it was just useless posts, but the public opinion, which had been quiet for several days, was stirred up like kindling, reviving into a fierce flame,

Once again, the nation’s attention was focused on the domain.

The next day.

The Special Task Force’s absence time in the 『Erotic Trap Dungeon』 had already exceeded 20 hours since entering.

The monster appearance rate hit an all-time high, and emergency missions were issued to Hunters and Heroes.

“It’s him!!”

The problem is.

The 『Destroyers of the Galaxy』 appearing in the streets are higher-level entities than the Miners, which even S-class Hunters had trouble with at first.

Hunters below A-class had difficulty even breaking through the Destroyer’s defense system, so they all ran away.

“…Kereuk?”

The remaining Destroyer spins its shark-toothed mouth,

Walking through the middle of Seoul under the bright sunlight.

Citizens who remained were going about their daily lives without moving to the recommended evacuation areas, even though they had received more than 20 emergency evacuation text messages per day.

Then, seeing the Destroyer passing in front of a cafe…….

“Wow. It’s a monster!!”

They take pictures.

“Oh, really! It’s the real thing. Wow. It looks really gruesome.”

“Hey. Wait a minute. Let’s take a picture!”

Everyone takes out their smartphones and starts snapping pictures, uploading clear images of the Destroyer.

The Destroyer’s appearance had been vaguely revealed before, like when Sanghyuk was with Quintia,

But this is the first time that such close-up photos have been pouring out from various places.

“If you do a dance challenge in front of a monster, you can become a TikTok star for sure?”

“You crazy bastard, don’t do it.”

Even as the distance to the Destroyer gets closer, they don’t recognize the danger.

The emergency messages stopped being an emergency a long time ago, and there has never been a time when survival time exceeded 3 minutes when an S-class monster appeared in the middle of the city like this.

However, Isabella is not in Seoul right now.

“I’ll give it a try! J.O.A.T dance in front of a monster! Shake your ass~.”

Crunch.

The next moment, the Destroyer puts the man in its mouth and spins its teeth.

Ddddddddeuk.

Thud.

What remains scatters emptily like leftovers.

Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

Like women eating cake in a cafe,

The Galaxy’s minion claimed its first victim in the middle of Seoul.

“…….”

“…….”

Blood splatters. Guts spill out.

People who saw the scene turned pale and screamed.

“Kyaaaaaaaaak!!”

“Run away!!”

“Uwaaaaaaak!”

The Destroyer spins its teeth and starts grinding the people filling the sidewalk, walking like a crocodile.

Just like when the Special Task Force or Hunters grind up monsters.

The humans, who had only been protected, didn’t realize their position, and a scene like the law of the jungle unfolded.

The casualties were 55.

Seriously injured 22, dead 11.

Around 9:30 a.m., all the humans ground up by the toothed teeth died while being transported to the hospital.

The Destroyer’s teeth had the effect of 『eating flesh』 with microorganisms that were invisible to the eye.

“New information has arrived! Updating Hunter guidelines.”

The Hunter Association was bustling with Hunters from the morning.

Receptionist Aileen hurriedly accepted the applications, updating the Hunter guidelines in real time.

The Association’s mission application desk was busier than ever. At that time, there were already people who had taken action.

Two cheerful and energetic female students with long blonde hair tied up, each holding a spear and an umbrella,

Blocked the monster covered in blood from the toothed teeth.

“Is it you?”

Etssol Academy 2nd year.

The Kannika Sanvika twin sisters.

These are not Hunters who have received 『missions』, but they legally have the authority to exert their power and deal with monsters in emergencies.

In other words, like reservists who are immediately mobilized in the event of war, they become ready-to-use standing forces from academy students whose main duty is studying.

Skipping all procedures.

The twin sisters had taken out their masterpieces from their locker rooms and rushed over.

“Master must be fighting too, right?”

“Sister, be careful!”

“Eucha!!”

Kannika dodges the rushing Destroyer with a high jump, then slams her spear down.

Just as she thought the spear wouldn’t go in because of the solid 『defense system』.

Magical power erupted from Kannika’s body.

Break through with the power on the tip of the spear!

Pujuk!!

“Keeeek!”

“Did you think I was just an ordinary academy student? Should I stir up your brain?”

Swish!

The Destroyer swings its arm to attack Kannika, who is riding on its body, but she lightly flies through the air and lands on the ground.

“Let’s go! Sanvika!”

“Yeah!”

Sister Kannika’s talent is elasticity.

Younger sister Sanvika’s talent is suction.

Kannika uses elasticity to tease the Destroyer like a bullfighter, and every time she attempts a close attack, her younger sister Sanvika absorbs the impact with her umbrella and returns it.

The Destroyer was staggering back and forth as if being hit by a dump truck with its own power, and was inevitably exposed to the sisters’ clever teamwork.

The appearance of academy students responding to the appearance of monsters was also trending in real time.

Henna and Yuuna, who chose subjugation instead of going to school, were also cleaning up monsters early on.

There are already two Destroyer corpses under Yuuna.

Wiping the blood off her sword, Yuuna sighed.

“It’s a good thing about the academy that they automatically mark attendance at times like this.”

“Yuuna. Another one’s coming!”

“Let’s go help Sanghyuk!”

Henna’s attack power with the talent, 『Void: Magic Power』, was already at its peak.

Pulling out a mass of void that instantly penetrates the Destroyer’s defense system, crushing it from the head.

“Got it!”

Just as she was relieved in front of the Destroyer whose head was crushed.

The guy suddenly gets up like he’s having a seizure and pounces on Henna!

“Kyaak!”

Then her classmate Gu-nam jumped out and blocked him with his shield, followed by fierce flames burning the monster’s body.

Classmates with Sanghyuk.

Gu-nam and Dihirit.