My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 345

EP.345 Oh? This might work?

Dee Hirit dusted off his shoulders, acting all smug.

“Haven’t you heard the saying, ‘Look at a dead fire again’?”

“…Show off. I was going to protect Hena, you know?”

“But we’re the ones who actually protected her. Put that on Kim Sanghyuk’s tab.”

“…Huh? No, I would have protected her!”

He walks past Yoona as if he didn’t even hear her retort.

Goonam, instead of the annoying Dee Hirit, kept bowing and gesturing apologies as he passed.

“When did those two become a team? I feel bad for Goonam.”

Goonam.

His full name is Ip Goonam.

Because his name is a bit strange, people rarely call him by his full name.

Yoona sees Goonam as ‘the kid who always warms Sanghyuk’s seat,’ and she couldn’t understand why such a kind-hearted kid was with Dee Hirit.

Hena tilted her head, feeling somewhat obligated by the help.

“Are you okay, Hena?”

“Yeah, sorry. I didn’t trust Yoona and screamed…”

“Anyone would be surprised if you suddenly jumped up like that. What is this, a horror game?”

“I mean…”

“Don’t worry. While Sanghyuk’s away, I’ll protect Hena!”

Yoona puffed out her chest as if to say, just trust her.

“Those guys…”

“Yeah? Do you know something?”

Hena seemed hesitant to speak.

“After partying with Sanghyuk, Dee Hirit… I heard he got kicked out of the noble’s gathering.”

“…Huh? Noble’s gathering? Oh, right, there was something like that.”

It’s easy to dismiss them as useless clubs within the school… but,

Essol Academy’s gatherings have quite a bit of influence even after graduation.

Dee Hirit seems to have fallen out of their favor by abandoning his stance of looking down on Sanghyuk.

“Sanghyuk’s in trouble too. There are more than a few bastards waiting for him to slip up.”

“We’ll protect him.”

“Of course! Well, Dee Hirit… he seemed to apologize properly, so maybe we should cut him some slack.”

It wasn’t really necessary, but she decided to consider it as receiving help.

After all, Dee Hirit’s actions came from good intentions.

The academy members’ performances are dazzling.

Hunter squads often team up for profit, but academy students all form squads as a matter of course.

They fight monsters like it’s a daily routine. Recently, academy students who have boosted their confidence and stats through B-grade monsters using the gravity wave amplification device are fully demonstrating their capabilities in the face of difficult challenges.

With the exception of monsters like Quintia and Hilaria, even the first-year students, who were considered somewhat less capable than the second-year students, were no exception.

……..

Title: Filmed the Academy Girls’ Activities

Essol Academy’s First-Year Goddess Serena

└Wow, look at those tits;;;

└What’s with calling an academy student’s breasts ‘tits’ lol. Die, D-male

└D-bag

└She’s pretty enough to be famous, but who is she?? Seriously pretty, wtf

└Judging by how she sets up, she seems to be the squad leader?

└Is she really skilled too? Her name is Serena?

Masterpiece 『Yeonhwa』 [Presumably, a signature weapon or skill]

Serena, who came out to the danger zone in the morning, snipes monsters by pulling Yeonhwa from a building.

When they fall asleep, the same team squad starts to act.

“I want to hang out with Sanghyuk sunbae [term for senior] again~. Ah, it was really amazing in the car, Sanghyuk sunbae.”

[User 애기핑솔지켜 donated 500 coins!!]

Smirk.

Isolde smiles.

“Thank you, 애기핑솔지켜-nim [term of endearment]~. I’ll use a good weapon to perform for Sanghyuk sunbae. It’s not for you guys? Losers who support Sol and Sanghyuk sunbae’s love ♡”

└Kyak! Spicy!

└Umai!!!! [Delicious!]

└It’s 500 coins filled with our wishes!!

└Sol, working hard for Sanghyuk sunbae, is crazy cool lol

└There are crazy fans who welcome the goddess’s boyfriend love display?

└That’s us, the Pink Sol Squad!!

Sol, who pulled out a giant pink scythe filled with the power of NTR [Netorare, a genre involving cheating] perverts, prepares.

“I picked something good! Sarika!”

“Attack first!”

While Sarika, a first-year junior, prepares the Sword of Storm, NTR streamer Sol fully utilizes her talent to prepare an attack with the overpowered weapon she received.

‘Even if it’s a vulgar talent, it’s okay.’

Because there’s someone who told me it’s a match made in heaven.

Isolde concentrates her magic power and runs towards the sleeping monster.

‘I know I can’t compete with the other heroines.’

Even though she’s not a typical cam girl who flatters viewers,

Due to the nature of her talent, Sol has to excite them with perverted comments tailored to the viewers’ tastes.

……If he were her boyfriend, he might hate his girlfriend’s talent,

But Sanghyuk sunbae embraced Sol, understood her, and loved her to the fullest.

So, I won’t disappoint him!

Swoosh!

“Haaaat!”

She swings the great scythe towards the Destroyer’s body.

It was such a tremendous attack that the ground was dented, but the Destroyer woke up from its slumber and began to spin its toothed teeth.

“Hic!”

‘Strong……’

└No, Sol! Run away!

└Protect our Sol!!!!

└Please help, Dae Sanghyuk-nim!!

“Sol!”

Sarika swings the Sword of Storm, pushing the monster back once.

On top of that, Serena’s barrage of support fire engulfs the surroundings in a roar.

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!

“Ugh, ugh!”

The 500-coin great scythe didn’t work. What should I do……!

“Should we retreat for a moment?”

She was saved by Sarika’s words. I guess this talent isn’t enough. Just as she thought that.

[★PassingMysteriousGoddess★ donated 1,000 coins]

[Donation Message – Let go a little more, and strengthen the 『mind to show off』★]

A question mark appears in Sol’s talent-only NTR streaming chat room.

“Everyone. The scythe you gave me is trash.”

└ ??

└ Does 500 coins grow on trees?

└ ????

└ Sol/Controversy

Her enhanced smartphone, spinning around in the sky like a magical girl mascot, pours out chat messages in a backhanded manner.

Sol, who watched it for a while, whispered.

“……I’m disappointed in your dicks, everyone. I’m going back and getting comfort sex from Sanghyuk sunbae.”

……Coins,

exploded.

“Only Sanghyuk oppa’s [term for older brother/boyfriend] dick can soothe Sol’s sulky pussy. Right, Sarika?”

“……”

Even asking for agreement from her friend.

Sarika was blushing at Sol’s high-level remarks.

You need a lot of courage to say pussy and dick to strangers…….

[Accumulated Coins – 5,566 Coins]

The fundraising was successful.

“Even if you shake your little dicks so hard and ask me to come back, I won’t…… But I’ll use this money deliciously? Everyone.”

└Sol is being raised

└Ah, have you realized it? That we are extreme masochists?

└You have the right to go up

[Awakening of Talent]

A light of awakening bursts out from Isolde’s chest.

Believing in the power contained in the scythe once again and swinging it, the Destroyer disappears without a trace.

“Keeeek!”

“What. Everyone. You can do it, right?”

└Can you beat Dae Sanghyuk’s dick now?

└Do you do something for us too?

“No way. I’m still far from being crazy about Sanghyuk sunbae’s dick~.”

Even after the fight ended, the coin shower did not stop.

It seems that all the NTR perverts in the country are gathered here.

“Ugh.”

Seriously hopeless perverts…….

They like it even more when I treat them like this.

└The newly added NTR taunt pattern is so good

└Look at us with more pity, Sol

Serena puts away her bow and communicates with her teammates via voice call.

“Guys. I’ll mark the location of the next monster for you.”

“Good! Call me as much as you can before the weapon’s effectiveness wears off. Serena!”

First graders have a cute side to them, bravely overcoming difficulties together as they are lacking in strength.

Of course, there are also eccentrics who say they don’t need that.

Pa jiji jik!!

If red lightning strikes down with a roar in the evacuation advisory zone, and the Destroyer is found as ashes.

A red-eyed, prickly-looking female student with her blonde hair tied to one side appears in the smoke.

“Is this it?”

Attack power enough to kill an S-class monster in one shot.

A blonde girl who has exceeded her magic stat by 500 and is evaluated as the most likely to be promoted to the next S-class in the grade evaluation.

It was Stella.

She burns all the approaching monsters with 『Devil’s Lightning』 with confidence.

If Hena stood out in magic in the second grade, Stella is in the first grade.

Only magic power.

Only extreme attack power.

Here is a female student who has poured all the resources she has accumulated while growing up into instantly burning away anything that gets in her way.

“I have to show it to my brother. Where did all the guys who used to persistently take pictures go? They ran away!”

She huffs, hoping someone would take pictures of her activities.

The Destroyer suddenly appears from behind, trying to ambush her, but.

Ping!

A red spark flies from her forehead, and the monster is hit by automatic attack lightning and disappears into ashes.

Belatedly, her gaze followed the monster.

“What are you again?”

Pa jiji jiji jik!!

She pours out her magic power and burns it herself.

If you only look at attack power, it wouldn’t be strange if she had already reached S-class. But….

“Okay. Next is……”

Thud!

“Eungkeuk!”

She almost tripped over the cafe signboard and grabbed her leg.

“Hing……”

Stella’s problem. That is.

……Everything is crap except for magic attack power.

Of course, she has created her own defense system─even this is an attack─to prevent situations like the ambush just now, but.

Without any will.

……She is infinitely weak against inanimate objects that are just there, that have no intention of harming Stella in the first place.

“It hurts!”

Stella tries to kick the cafe signboard, but holds back.

‘Hoo, Stella, Oppa’s [term for older brother] pretty and kind younger sister, doesn’t get angry at things like this.’

Desperate mind control, recalling her handsome brother’s face.

That helped to some extent.

Like Stella, there are academy students who are quite young as first-year students, but already show performances that surpass mediocre S-class hunters.

Among them, there is also a female student called a legendary monster talent.

Red hair and gray eyes.

With large breasts and well-developed pelvis, she also works as a cool older sister wielding a greatsword, but her young name is Hilaria.

It was the 『Hanging One』 Hilaria Squad.

“Where’s my husband, where’s my husband!”

Hanging from a building and throwing herself,

She smashes the Destroyer with the 『Beast Swordsmanship』, an attack system that gets stronger as she adapts.

She was already much stronger than when she was defeated by Eunha’s mantis. Her attack system is simple, so she’s a monster.

The more you hit her, the stronger she gets.

“Don’t shout things like that while hanging on the building, it’s embarrassing!”

“What’s wrong with a wife looking for her husband?”

“Ugh, she only looks for Sanghyuk sunbae even within the district……”

Kibele, a black-haired girl with glasses who scolds Hilaria, plays the role of support in the party.

She creates an absolute gap in the monster with 『Eyes Possessed by Spirits』, and Hilaria’s overwhelming strong sword falls on top of it.

Kuuuuung!!

No monster survived this procedure during the morning subjugation. Not yet.

And….

If the Destroyer aims for Kibele and rushes at her.

“I’ll stop it!”

First-year tanker, Brigitte.

With a large, plump physique and long brown hair, she wears full body armor and stands guard over Kibele with a large shield.

No first-year student is this serious about armor.

Because she wears so much that you can’t see the academy uniform, she looks like a nun doing 성기사 [Holy Knight] cosplay.

She is also young, but her body is amazing.

Her frame is as big as Hilaria’s, and her breasts and butt are also plump.

If Hilaria smiles fiercely and coolly, this one has an honest and round, innocent-looking impression.

She became friends with Hilaria after exchanging jelly and having personality-excreting sex [referring to sharing intimate details and bonding] with her before, and officially joined the squad.

“Thank you. Brigitte.”

“It’s only natural. Move with peace of mind.”

“Husband~~! Call me if you need help!”

“Ugh. She only thinks about dealing damage. She doesn’t even care about protecting me.”

“Haha….”

The activities of Essol Academy’s 1st and 2nd graders were mainly covered in the morning with the Korea Meteorological Administration’s gravity wave forecast.

Eunseo in the command center expected this kind of flow, but she didn’t intend it. No one in the strategy analysis room expected this development.

‘Too fast……’

She wanted to proceed with the work as conservatively as possible, without any risk.

They say that a charge impact equivalent to thousands of times the energy of a hydrogen bomb might occur in the middle of Seoul.

It feels like she’s been thrown into a zone full of unexpected variables.

‘Is this a good sign for us? Or a bad sign?’

She can’t know for now.

What is certain is that the district battle was not requested by Eunseo.

Seridwen, while continuing to adjust the variability, left only one word, 「Oh? This might work?」, and entered the gravity wave alone.

「I’m going to fight the Queen, so please watch over me」

……..

Watch over her? What do you want us to watch over? We can’t follow you!?

‘Seriously……. Evelyn……. Haa.’

It was always like that even during the academy days.

Evelyn was always ahead of us. Eunseo sighed.

Even in the student council, which was praised as a gathering of geniuses at the time, it was said that Seridwen Evelyn was on a different level.

Always,

When you noticed, the culprit was already at the finish line at an unimaginable speed.

“Evelyn….., or rather, Seridwen-yang’s appearance. Not yet?”

“It’s difficult to transmit for more than 30 seconds because the coordinates are different. But soon……”

“Hmm……”

Squeeze.

Eunseo clenched her hands with an anxious heart.

「Oh? This might work?」

……The way you always came out with a smiling face after saying that, saying it was over. I thought it was deception back then.

But now, you’re the only one.

Evelyn, are you safe?

You’ll be safe. You’re the strongest.

Not just the strongest in Korea, but the strongest in the world. I believe so.

Then, Sanghyuk, whom she had forgotten in her mind, comes to mind.

“Ah, how is the Special Task Force doing?”