My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 36

Lunchtime.

Today’s lunch menu is, without a doubt, a hearty bowl of Gukbap [Korean rice soup with meat and vegetables].

I sprinkled salt to my liking into the Gukbap, which was half meat, stirred it well with a spoon, and took a bite.

Slurp!

Now I can’t stop!

“…Aren’t you going to tell the story about the expensive sanitary pads?”

“I’m curious.”

“Buy me another bowl.”

Yuna swipes her student ID to pay for the Gukbap.

Slurp.

I briefly told them about what happened this morning.

“Wow… that must have been a big deal for her.”

“That’s kind of creepy….”

Stella’s misfortune garnered intense sympathy from the female members.

“Have you guys ever experienced that?”

“Me? Never. I always make sure to bring them. It seems like it was her first time exploring a dungeon for more than 30 minutes.”

“I guess so.”

Considering that the average Academy dungeon is D to C rank,

She probably just used auto-hunt mode. She would have just passed by while emitting mana, and everything would have died…

She might have gotten experience points for leveling up, but she didn’t gain any real experience.

I’m not one to talk, considering I’ve only cleared a dungeon three times, and all three times I was carried.

‘No. I think I can exclude the last one?’

I played an active role in my own way.

It’s not cool that my shining moment was running an errand for sanitary pads, though.

“I definitely realized something from this incident. If I leave Yuna’s side, I’m in for a world of suffering.”

“Am I your mom? The way you talk….”

“Mom.”

“Ew! That’s creepy. Don’t do that. What’s with calling a classmate ‘Mom’! Call me ‘Noona’ [an affectionate Korean term for ‘older sister’ used by males] instead.”

“Noona.”

“…Hehe.”

Stella needs to reallocate her stats.

No, I have to help her build strength from now on. If she goes around showing off her magic and gets a harsh lesson, I won’t be able to stand it. She’s like a heroine in a dating sim [dating simulation game].

“But you seem happy? Did something good happen?”

“I’d say I achieved peace in the household.”

I’m back to begging for meal money, but it’s okay.

I can earn coins again!

I have Hena and Yuna. My comrades who I can confidently use as meat shields.

Of course, I’m talking about using them against monsters.

After the meal, I went to the Academy’s public shower room to wash up.

I met Dihrit there.

“……”

“……”

Scanning each other’s bodies.

Dihrit passed by me with a displeased look.

‘My victory.’

When guys are naked together, there’s a strong sense of confidence that’s expressed without words.

‘Phew. That’s refreshing.’

I was rolling around on the dirt floor, so I would have felt uncomfortable if I couldn’t wash up before going home.

Showering at the Academy is not bad.

I realized an unexpected downside when I came outside.

– (Info) Kim Sanghyuk from Class F has a huge d*ck.

– Seriously, it’s like a horse d*ck;;

– Size? That’s just a facade. No blood goes to it, so it’s soft.

– Let me at least pretend to have a big one, you b*stard.

– F*ck, I’m so jealous.

– No, seriously, I was dumbfounded. Does the market even sell onaholes [masturbatory aids] that fit that size?

– ㄴ Are you stupid? Why would he use an onahole with that face? There’d be a line of b*tches willing to give him head.

– He’s already walking around with a bunch of pretty female students by his side.

“……”

There’s no privacy protection!

No wonder so many male students were glancing at me. The information that my d*ck is the size of a horse’s is spreading at an incredible rate.

Even the curious gazes of the female students surround me.

– Anyone see Kim Sanghyuk sunbae [an honorific term for ‘senior’ in Korean schools] who attended class today?

– ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I almost went crazy,, he’s so handsome ㅀㅎㅋㄻㄴㅇㅇㄴ

– Is he the sunbae they’re making a fuss about being big right now? ㅎㅎㅎ;

– D-class guys are dying of envy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– ㄴ Sanghyuk hates D-class girls like you~

– ㄴ What, you b*stard, have you seen me? I’m pretty, you know?

– ㄴ Just from your 말투 [manner of speaking], I can smell the pig feetㅋㅋ How many burgers can you eat at once?

This place is really unrestrained.

When I look at the Academy students, they all seem healthy, energetic, and bright.

I realize that every place has its dark underbelly.

It’s like people live the same everywhere.

‘If he were my roommate, he would have become a celebrity right away.’

He definitely would have been burning up the community here too.

I’m just watching. If you look closely, there aren’t many, but there were also many comments sexually harassing Yuna and Hena, who I hang out with.

Saying that we’re already doing it a lot, things like that.

‘I guess that’s how we look to others.’

I suddenly wanted a girlfriend.

Isn’t this the perfect time?

I’ve brought peace to my household, my growth is on track, I’m adapting well to the Academy….

Even if I’m not seriously thinking about marrying the person I date,

I can date casually, right? But I don’t know how casual I should take that ‘casual’ part.

My original school life wasn’t so rosy, so I didn’t have a good internal model to refer to.

‘Should I just try it out?’

…Is that kind of lightheartedness okay?

Rather, isn’t it more unhealthy to just do dirty things without dating?

What if I dated properly instead?

– Speaking of Kim Sanghyuk. Who do you think he’s dating, Yuna or Hena?

– Isn’t it both?

– If a guy has that face, 인정이지 [ 인정이지 is a Korean slang term that means 인정 (acknowledgement) + 이지 (easy). It is used when something is so obvious that it is easily acknowledged.]

‘……’

Both…?

「Ughhh~. Don’t just do my breasts like that, Hena. Look at my butt too, huh? Sanghyuk…」

「D*ck hard… Do you like my boob job? Do you like it more than Yuna’s? I’ll give you a lot…♡」

…A hopeless fantasy begins.

Dating this girl and that girl officially? I haven’t fallen that far.

Let’s narrow it down to one person.

「Oppa [another affectionate Korean term for ‘older brother’ used by females]? What about me? Won’t you use Serena as your onahole?」

Clench.

Get out of my head! You demon of OnaAka [a portmanteau of ‘onahole’ and ‘Akai Ito’ (red string of fate), implying a destined connection through sexual compatibility]!!

The thought of officially dating my stepsister is also quite high in intensity…!!

If my mom, who I don’t even know, came home and saw our family situation turned into a mess, what would she think?

She’d slap me on the back, saying she shouldn’t have adopted a guy like me!

Wait a minute….

「You came so much inside me… Are you abandoning me? That’s too much…」

I don’t know what Seridwen-sensei’s [teacher] 말투 is like, so I’m adding imagination correction.

‘Hoo-eok….’

Maybe this isn’t the time to be leisurely making a girlfriend.

After making an SS-class Hunter cum inside her and even making her take emergency contraception….

Isn’t it wrong not to take responsibility?

‘No, but….’

The reason I didn’t think about Seridwen isn’t for another reason.

We just happened to have sex miraculously, and it feels like we’re originally residents of different worlds.

Our social status is too different….

「I’ll just take responsibility, Noona」

…If I said something like that without tact,

She might say, who’s taking responsibility for whom, and tell me not to ruin her mood.

She might say, just because we got a little tangled up during sex doesn’t mean I’ve become her woman.

At that time. Hena peeked her head out.

“Sanghyuk-ah.”

“Uh, uh, yeah?”

“…Are you worried about something?”

“…Worried. If you call it worried, it’s worried.”

It’s hard to say.

Seeing me close my mouth tightly, Hena directed her chest towards me.

“Do you want to touch my breasts?”

……

‘This was a dating sim game….’

I suddenly thought it was all useless.

As if bewitched by the soft and large milk jugs of Hena that seemed to tear through her school uniform.

I take Hena to the place where I trained her breasts before.

A secluded staircase.

“Why do you keep giving me openings?”

“Ah-heut!”

I grab Hena’s breasts with both hands.

As if it’s okay for me to do rough boob groping, she spreads her arms to the sides.

Hena doesn’t defend her breasts while being tossed around.

She even pushes them out.

Rub rub.

I freely grope Hena’s sexy breasts.

“What was that picture you sent yesterday? I told you it would be a big deal if you took pictures. Is it okay if a strange 아저씨 [middle-aged man] comes looking for you?”

“I… I only need Sanghyuk….”

“What if I spread it!”

Squeeze.

Unable to hold back, I strongly grab her breasts.

Hena didn’t know what to do while her breasts were being squeezed.

“Ah, ahheut…. Hwa…. I trust you….”

“What if I threatened to let me touch your breasts because I might spread it?”

“…I-I’d let you touch them even without threatening…?”

“…I said it’s not okay between friends.”

But you keep sending me sexy pictures.

Of course, the second time, I asked you to send them again so I could jerk off!

Still!

“I think I like you… more than a friend….”

“…Me?”

“I like Sanghyuk…. I want to be by your side forever…. I’ll do anything….”

You like me?

Yeah, of course you’d like me. Why would you let me do this if you didn’t like me?

“Then…. Not as friends.”

“Eung…?”

“Shall we try dating?”

“……”

I suddenly became incredibly embarrassed.

Even though Hena would definitely accept me, I felt strangely ashamed.

Maybe I was ashamed of my audacity that I committed knowing she would definitely accept me.

“If… if it’s okay with someone like me….”

…Lightly, we started dating.

Hena… my girlfriend. Then these breasts too… and this butt….

Gulp….

“Do you want to touch my breasts?”

“I want to touch them raw.”

“Yeah, I like it.”

Oh, is this okay?

Isn’t it okay since we’re dating? But do I love Hena?

I like her very much. How could I hate someone so pretty, with such a nice scent, and such a good body?

Swoosh.

As Hena unbuttons her shirt and reveals her big milk jugs wrapped in a white bra.

All the thoughts in my head flew away.

‘My… girlfriend.’

Pushing up her underwear and grabbing her breasts.

It feels like my fingers are being sucked in. It’s soft. There seems to be nothing softer than Hena’s breasts in the world.

Since I’m groping with the mindset of fully enjoying it, a completely different world unfolds.

Rub rub….

“Eung…. Ah….”

Even the sweat forming is lovely.

“It’s not like I’m dating you just for your body.”

“Even if you were dating me just for my body… it’d be good…?”

“I’ll cut off contact with other girls if you want.”

“Why? You don’t have to…. Don’t do that. I want to be close with Yuna too….”

Damn it.

Don’t make me indulge you like that.

“I’m… so happy, like my wish came true….”

Hena smiled lewdly.

“You can do anything you want, all over my body….”

“……”

I got hard without resistance.

I hugged Hena tightly from the front. Not forgetting to touch her breasts,

I kissed Hena, who was standing on tiptoes, and mixed my tongue with hers.

“Slurp…. Churup…. Chup….”

At first, she seemed surprised, but she quickly responded to me.

When I face her from such a close distance, I can see Hena’s pretty emerald eyes even better.

I meet her eyes hidden shyly in her hair.

“Chup…. Churup…. Chup…. Can I send you sexy pictures now…?”

“I’ll complain if you don’t send them.”

“Chup… 쪽 [kiss sound effect]…. 쪽 [kiss sound effect]……”

I rub my hard d*ck against Hena’s body.

I can’t stand it because she’s lovely from head to toe, and her body is so hot.

“Was it your wish to date me?”

“U-Uung….”

While groping Hena’s overflowing breasts to my heart’s content, I kiss and suck on them.

I entrust myself to my desires and collide with her. I swing Hena around as I please, as a man would.

“Eumung…. Woong… Eumung……”

“So how is it now that it’s like this?”

“It’s… better than I imagined…♡”

My first girlfriend seems to be really lewd.

I should have done this sooner. I feed her a lot of saliva while kissing.

“Heubeob♡ Gulp, gulp♡ Eumeum……. Kiss… good….”

Hena willingly accepts my perverted behavior.

We stick together while deeply mixing our tongues.

“Tchup…. Churup…. Chup….”

My d*ck is so hard, it’s a big problem.

I have to hold back by just rubbing against my sexy girlfriend….

I pinch one of her nipples and pull on her breasts.

“Heugeuk!”

Since it’s come to this, I have to at least vicariously satisfy myself.

[「Onahole Touch」]

“Heu, heuung, woo, heuht……. My breasts… keep getting better…. Ah…. Aaaah……”

I grope Hena’s breasts and make her climax to her heart’s content.

Squeeze.

“O, ohht……♡”

Hena rounded her lips and exclaimed while her breasts were grabbed by me.

Hena, who is climaxing with her thighs stuck together and her butt twitching at the degree to which her breasts are grabbed.

It’s not for nothing that she’s a girlfriend with SS-class onahole aptitude.

When I lifted her school uniform skirt, I could see her p*ss juice dripping between her tightly closed thighs.

I grab her breasts again with both hands and grope them.

Rub rub.

“Heu, heueung……. Ah…. Oh…. It’s weird…. I like it so much….”

“Push out your breasts.”

“Yeah, eungot…!”

I grab Hena’s big milk jugs and make her climax again, like milking a cow.

Hena tilted her head back and didn’t know what to do.

“Since I’ve become Hena’s boyfriend. I’ll give you service without holding back.”

“Hi, hieu…. Hi… It’s too… stimulating…. Sanghyuk-ah…… Look at my breasts…. Heueung…!!”

Rub, rub.

Turning on Onahole Touch and groping Hena’s breasts to my heart’s content with my hands.

I pressed down on her perky nipples with my palms and gently rubbed them, observing Hena’s reaction.

“Eu, heugeuk…. Heut……”

As hard climaxes were repeated, Hena straightened her legs and waist.

Hena, who is in a helpless state with both breasts grabbed by me, is very sexy.

“You keep showing off these wicked t*tties and seducing me.”

“Yeah, eungat…! Hwa……. Because I, I like you…. I wanted you to pay attention to me….”

“So you got a boyfriend. With these t*ts. Are you happy?”

“I’m happy, I’m glad I was born with big breasts…♡”

Caress caress.

When I caress her as if melting her gently, Hena gently wiggles her butt as if she’s impatient.

She really has a sexy body.

“I like you. Hena.”

I hug her tightly again and kiss her.

I pinch one of her nipples with one hand and gently pull on it, mixing my tongue with hers.

“Woobeob… Hoomneum…. Eung…. Eumneung….”

Hena’s eyes are unfocused, and she climaxed in my arms while twitching her big butt.

As expected of a heroine who is the easiest to capture. Hena quickly became happy in my arms.

“I’m sorry….”

“What for?”

“I also… want to make you feel good about your hardness….”

Hena said shyly.

“I don’t know much about it….”

……Keok!!

The purity of the virgin strongly shook my heart.

I really have to treat her preciously….

“You can learn slowly from now on.”

“I’ll study hard.”

Hug.

Before going back to class, I hugged my black-haired K-cup girlfriend one more time.

Ah, her breasts are softly touching me.

OnaAka is a god-tier game.