My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 367

EP.367 I Married an Academy Girl

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Ona-Academy… How many weeks has it been?

…The sunlight is warm.

Coming to my senses, I found myself under the warm sunlight… wearing a loose t-shirt and work clothes.

Hmm, even just looking at my hands, I’m still handsome as ever.

The problem is, why am I holding farming tools in my hands?

Is this my role?

If it is, isn’t this the weakest role?

“Hmm….”

Even if I think about it, there’s nothing I can do.

I decided to continue working on the field I had started and swung the farming tools.

[Farming skill has increased]

There’s a small cabin next to a large tree.

Wouldn’t it be a bit lonely for a man to live alone? Just as I thought that, a woman’s figure caught my eye.

I somehow knew by feeling that she was a young woman. Her long brown hair reached her waist, tied up, and even just looking at her squatting figure from behind, I could tell she had a sizable butt.

‘Ooh….’

Such a butt.

I wish she would marry me…….

She’s definitely the most popular maiden in the village.

“Huh?”

The country girl who turned to look at me was Vice-Chairman Evangeline.

A figure that couldn’t be hidden even in baggy clothes, and even more defenselessly exposed breasts because of it.

Decisively, it was because of her elegant and dignified face that didn’t suit the country girl role that I recognized her immediately.

Why is the Vice-Chairman…….

“You, come eat.”

Is she talking to me?

I blankly approached her.

“Wash your hands first and come in.”

“Okay.”

The weather is nice.

I don’t know if it’s just my mood, but I feel a sense of familiarity, as if I’ve been here for hundreds of days already.

What did I do on such a nice day…….

First, I wash my hands as my wife tells me to and go into the house.

A twelve-course meal, seemingly prepared by Evangeline herself, was set on the table.

……Clear soup with rising steam, meat, a pretty wife.

Wife?

“Why are you standing there like that? Am I too pretty?”

“Ummm? Doesn’t it feel like we’re a married couple?”

“Like a married couple? We are a married couple. Did you have a dream or something?”

Evangeline smiles kindly.

“We’re married, you know. We are.”

“Ah……?”

After being blank for a moment, Evangeline seemed slightly worried and wiped the sweat from my forehead with a clean towel.

“Are you tired?”

“…….”

Wobble.

Through the excessively loose clothes, Evangeline’s abundant breasts, bigger than my head, are visible.

And I…….

Naturally fondled them with one hand.

Rub rub…….

“Ah…….”

Evangeline didn’t dislike it; instead, she twisted her waist shyly.

“Eat first. You.”

You, me?

If I had a wife like this, it would be nice, but… when did we progress this far?

I don’t know, but,

This too…….

[Lucky Lecher ON]

I think it’s a coincidence close to inevitability.

Right. Although I don’t remember well, I’ve always been the kind of person who easily gets into lewd situations with heroines.

If so, it would be a loss if I didn’t enjoy it.

I hug Evangeline while fondling her breasts. I bury my nose in her neck as if to confirm that she’s my woman, smell her, and suck on her soft skin.

Her skin is so smooth that it’s hard to believe she’s a farmer’s wife. It doesn’t seem like she’s ever done any hard work.

Suck, suck. I suck on her soft neck and smell her. I memorize Evangeline’s scent like an animal.

“……Haa……. Ung….”

There’s no one here but us.

A cabin where a married couple lives, quiet, and the sunlight is warm…….

“Eat, you….”

“What is there?”

“Mr. Cadillac from next door bought meat from the adventurer city.”

“Adventurer city, huh…….”

That somehow feels like a fantasy world.

The meat is thick, but it’s easily shredded like braised beef and the seasoning is deeply infused.

“How is it?”

“It’s delicious.”

The clear soup is also refreshing to the bone.

But the most delicious thing here is something else.

Evangeline…….

Come here!!

Would hugging her be too much……?

After finishing the meal, Evangeline even cleans up my dishes herself—her breasts were visible, driving me crazy—

After wiping the table clean with a damp cloth, she cleaned the floor.

Her knees must hurt.

Watching Evangeline clean the floor, I said.

“When was our wedding anniversary…?”

“…….”

Thinking about it, it was a question I shouldn’t have asked.

“What is it. You……? Why are you like this today….”

“Ah……. It’s nothing. Forget it.”

……In the end, I just happily watched Evangeline clean. I couldn’t bring myself to say anything.

I was going to ask if there was something strange about this situation.

Time flows leisurely.

Evangeline doesn’t get tired and keeps putting something in my mouth.

“It’s a fruit I bought this time. It’s sweet, right?”

“Ah…… Yeah…….”

Fondle.

I meaninglessly touch Evangeline’s breasts.

The Vice-Chairman smiles brightly, seemingly ticklish.

“Do you like my breasts that much~?”

“…I like them….”

“I’ll let you touch them as much as you want tonight… I’m your woman, after all.”

“…….”

I was starting to think it would be nice to live like this.

“I’ll, I’ll go see if there’s anything going on outside.”

My face gets hot.

A full-fledged married life…….

It’s a bit different from what I imagined, but the fluttery feeling of building a family and living with a woman is indescribably ticklish.

Isn’t this the section that people usually say is the best part?

“Hoo….”

If I stay inside,

I feel like I’ll pounce on my pure country girl Evangeline-chan….

I came out for some fresh air, and there stood a blue-haired, busty bishoujo [beautiful young girl].

“…….”

“…….”

A chic expressionless face and goat horns sprouting from her head…….

I feel like I’ve had sex with this busty bishoujo before.

“Who is it? Is she our house’s milk cow?”

Fondle.

I fondle the blue-haired bishoujo’s breasts. Then…….

“You shouldn’t forget the Onahole [A sex toy, often shaped like a vagina or anus] you own.”

“Ah.”

Memories revive.

Kang Sieun took out the 『Old Antique』 from her bosom and brought it to my ear.

It was a large conch shell made of copper.

With a “wooo…” sound, my mind clears.

“Kang Sieun…….”

“Do you remember?”

“Ugh……. Ugh…….”

I remember.

A villain Onahole that is usually asleep in my inventory. The one in front of me was definitely Kang Sieun herself.

“Will you trust me and accept me?”

She took out a sword.

“Ah….”

If I get hit by this, will it feel like waking up from a fantasy?

“Please.”

“Sword of Betrayal of Rules. It’s a witch’s sword. I’ll return your memories.”

Sieun’s antique sword pierced my stomach.

Stab!!

“Ugh……!!”

Right…….

Led by the hand of a deity I’ve never seen before, called the Mother of Blood.

I deceived the Queen of the Universe and moved somewhere.

That is this space…….

Swish!

Sieun cleanly pulled out the Sword of Betrayal of Rules and said to me.

“In this small hill, NPCs [Non-player characters; characters controlled by the game] are forced to play their roles. You have now 『betrayed』 that role.”

“Villain-like ability. Thanks….”

“It’s nothing, it’s good if the Onahole can be helpful even at times like this.”

She pointed to her full Y-zone [euphemism for the vaginal area] and said.

“But you have to use it here. Next time.”

“……Yeah. I’ll definitely use it.”

I feel like I could fuck her right now if I wanted to.

“Master. I’m here too.”

“You surprised me.”

Suddenly, a lively red-haired bishoujo popped out from the side.

It was Kushina.

“It’s been a while.”

I kissed her right away.

It’s natural to kiss my Onahole. Kushina and I lick each other with our tongues.

“Where did the Special Task Force go?”

Sieun said, putting away the Sword of Betrayal of Rules.

“They’re gone. They probably got torn apart while coming here.”

“I see…….”

If so,

Is it finally time to fully unleash the power of the Onahole King?

I think about the other cards I can use.

The female executive of the Onahole Territory, Belsted.

Nine Kell Pasus…….

And, Miho in jelly state, whose training has been delayed due to various tasks.

Can’t they show themselves in the Queen’s Territory?

Well, they were originally the Queen’s subordinates. If they openly revealed themselves here, where the Queen’s gaze is most closely monitored.

I don’t know how the 『Gift』 might go out of control, and they probably thought it was best not to show themselves.

‘Let’s hold off on them for now.’

But,

Sieun, who showed herself without such restrictions, is really a hipster [someone who goes against the norm].

She helped in an unexpected place.

I kissed Sieun too.

Hugging tightly and licking each other.

“Master. You mustn’t die. An Onahole without a master is not aesthetically beautiful.”

“I extended my life thanks to Sieun.”

Chup chup.

“What should we do now…? Should we stab the Vice-Chairman with that sword too?”

Shake shake.

Sieun shook her head.

“There’s no need to do that. If Master exercises his territory, he can respond more effectively.”

“You mean the Onahole Territory?”

Is this the Universe’s Territory….

It’s similar to the situation I experienced during the Inter-school Competition in that I’m forced to play a role.

“However, if you declare a territory, the opponent will definitely notice our location, so be careful.”

“You know something?”

“I have some experience poking around in other people’s territories.”

“…….”

Indeed. It was a villain-like reason.

“The B-class Serial Exposure Maniac needs to step up her game a bit more.”

“…Shall we gather some information with Sieun?”

“Okay. Look for any clues. Before declaring war, we need to know where this is.”

Nod.

“I’ll go get some clothes. Wait.”

I came back and took out some of Evangeline’s clothes and dressed them.

“It’s rustic. It’s baggy.”

I immediately received a scathing review…….

It’s not even Evangeline’s clothes in the first place. It was just clothes taken from a normal farmer’s wife’s closet.

“If you want to get more stylish and cool clothes, you’ll have to go to the city.”

“Okay. I’ll go first.”

“I’ll be waiting. Master.”

『Onahole Buff』

I give Sieun a buff before she leaves.

I knew the situation, but I became even more confused than before. Why are we settled here as newlyweds in a place like this?

I sent Sieun and Kushina to the city and looked around the village. It’s an ordinary rural village. If I go too far, I’ll worry about Evangeline being alone at home, so I couldn’t go any further.

“Kyaaak! Help me!”

At that time, a voice asking for help.

Perhaps because of my experience as a hero, my body moved first.

“Keke kek!”

“Keeek!”

Three goblins are attacking a village maiden.

I was very annoyed to see quite a few healthy adult men like me standing awkwardly without being able to do anything.

What are you doing! You have to help quickly!

“Mr. Kim, it’s dangerous!”

It’s just me, a village resident, exterminating harmful vermin.

The Queen shouldn’t go crazy over something like this.

Should I find out as much as I can once!!

“Kieeeek!”

I kicked a goblin and sent it flying.

I grab the ones that cling to me, break their arms, and throw them away.

My physical abilities were not much different from before entering the Gravity Wave.

Rather, strength surges.

[Became a farmer who defeated goblins!]

“Mr. Kim! You’re so strong!”

“To throw all those goblins away…….”

“……Are you okay?”

While saving the injured person, I felt a slightly different feeling.

I’m sure it doesn’t seem like a person.

It’s not as rich in reactions as Evangeline.

“Thank you. For helping me!”

It’s like it only outputs fixed lines.

“…….”

“Mr. Kim. You should have become an adventurer instead of a farmer?”

“I guess so.”

Adventurer, huh.

I have a feeling that something will start if I go to a bigger city.

……Should I leave with Evangeline right away?

I said, turning around.

“I guess so. Now that I’ve realized my strength, I think I’ll try being an adventurer.”

“Wh, what? No……. What about your wife…?”

“We can do it together. My wife also has a talent for it.”

“Hehe….”

Leaving the village men scratching their heads behind, I returned home.

The husband has arrived.

“Wife!”

“What!? Kya!?”

I pick up Evangeline, who is knitting.