My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 370

EP.371 A Space Where Discipline is Enforced

The information Si-eun gave me was half expected.

“A virtual world created by the Queen?”

“Yes. The era is closer to the Renaissance than the Middle Ages, with monsters, magic, and a Demon King.”

“Sounds like a roughly made fantasy.”

A virtual world where discipline is enforced—I experienced it during the Inter-academy Exchange.

Haena became a witch, Isolde a rebel leader, and Yuuna the queen of an empire.

Even if Evangeline becoming my wife is due to Lucky Lecher Luster, a fundamental problem remains.

“Why did the Queen create such a world?”

She wouldn’t do it just to play alone.

“First, let’s search as much as we can.”

I turned around.

Evangeline, dressed as an adventurer, was fixing her hair and looking at me.

“Oh my. Are you ready, darling? ♡”

“……Not yet.”

My face is burning…….

“Where did you get those clothes?”

“I cut them. Right away.”

“…Don’t just mess with other people’s clothes like that…….”

“Other people’s clothes? Sanghyuk, these are my clothes—strictly speaking, the clothes of your wife in this world.”

…….

…It seems that ‘wife’ was very diligent.

My shirt was starched and well-ironed.

Isn’t this top-tier S fashion for a farmer?

“This is the activity fund.”

Si-eun handed me a pouch of gold coins.

When did she get these?

Looking inside the pouch, I saw gold coins stained with blood.

“…….”

“…….”

Si-eun turned her head, pretending not to notice.

It doesn’t seem like she obtained them through legal means…….

Anyway, these villainous Onaholes [a derogatory term for women who are easily manipulated or controlled]….

“Let’s go.”

“Let’s go~~.”

Evangeline linked arms with me like we were going on a picnic.

Unlike when she was in wife mode, focusing on settling down, the Vice President seems unable to help but enjoy going out to work with me.

“It feels like we’re on a date, just the two of us?”

“Si-eun and Kushina are here too….”

“Ah, that’s right……. Hello? I’m Sanghyuk’s girlfriend, Evangeline.”

“Onahole Kushina.”

“Kang Si-eun. Onahole.”

Just listening to their self-introductions makes my head spin.

“Two Onaholes and one girlfriend… So it is a date for two, right?”

“I guess so….”

There’s a reason she’s academically excellent.

I can feel the dignity of a girlfriend who already counts them as objects.

“The Onaholes might have the upper hand at night, but I can support Sanghyuk during the day, right? Everyone?”

“…….”

Si-eun’s eyes are sharp.

“Si-eun, no bad thoughts.”

“I hate honor students…. I was thinking about what kind of crafts I could make with those pretty arms and legs.”

I pulled Kang Si-eun’s cheeks.

“Are Onaholes supposed to think like that?”

“Hmph……. No way.”

“She’s a friend with rough speech? I didn’t know Sanghyuk had such a colleague……?”

Come to think of it, the Vice President was Isabella’s partner.

Their compatibility with an S-class villain can’t be good. It’s a good thing Si-eun decided to leave behind her rough edges and become my Onahole.

“Not a colleague, an Onahole. She’s just my tool now.”

“……Hmm….”

Whatever Si-eun’s past may be, what’s important now is tracking down the Queen.

“Let’s work diligently since we’re late.”

“Okay.”

We immediately prepared to leave.

「Mr. Kim! Where are you going with your wife on such a nice day? A picnic? Flower viewing?」

The village friend NPCs [Non-Player Characters, computer-controlled characters in a game], who ask about our destination, smile kindly…….

Looking at that smile,

I feel like I’ve grown up here since I was a child.

“I’ve decided to become an adventurer starting today.”

“What?”

Evangeline politely put her hands together and bowed to my acquaintances—the NPCs.

“Thank you for everything, everyone.”

The discipline is already broken.

Now, I don’t think of this backwater as my hometown even a little bit.

It’s not a place that suits our Evangeline, who has the qualities of an elegant royal aristocrat.

“Do you have any clues, Sanghyuk?”

“Sword Saint, Eustia, should be somewhere around here.”

I just said whatever came to mind.

“……I never imagined that name would come up.”

“Considering the source, it’s hard to explain logically.”

En-chan said there’s a hidden heroine in the Forbidden Zone.

Looking back at the conversation we had at the time, there’s a high probability that the hidden heroine is Quintia’s mother.

If there’s a mother who can survive in the heart of the Queen’s territory, it’s Eustia.

“Is that god who likes to joke around an informant?”

Evangeline is quick-witted…….

Actually, we went through the Ero Trap Dungeon together.

Even if she hasn’t met En-chan, she probably knows her personality well enough.

“Then it would be good to find the Sword Saint first and hear her story. I hope she hasn’t become a member of the Queen’s faction yet.”

“It should be fine for now. If she had become a member, there would have been no reason for the Queen to show such a disheveled appearance.”

I heard the Queen’s flustered voice from the gap in space.

Perhaps we are an unexpected variable for her.

“The problem is, finding people…….”

Even though it’s a virtual world, it’s vast.

Endless fields, bright sunlight.

It feels daunting to wander around looking for one person. Should we start by asking around?

“Master.”

Tap, tap.

Kang Si-eun tugged at my sleeve.

“Huh?”

“Checkpoint.”

Have we arrived already?

After walking for about two hours, my legs were getting a little tired, and we found the checkpoint of the adventurer city 『Parn』.

There’s a bench nearby, so I sit Evangeline down.

“Are you okay? Aren’t you tired?”

“Yes, I can still walk.”

I open the water bottle and hand it to her.

Two healthy Onahole beauties standing under the bright sunlight are looking at Evangeline with envy.

“……You guys come too.”

I can’t help it.

When I called them like taking care of puppies, Kushina immediately opened her mouth with an ‘Ah~~’.

I put the water bottle to her mouth and feed her.

Si-eun normally drank it herself.

“Hoo.”

“How do we get through the checkpoint? Kang Si-eun, how did you guys get in?”

“Us?”

“…….”

“…….”

Why are you just looking at each other and not answering?

“Is there a way to get in?”

“Yes, you can stand in line.”

“Stand in line…….”

I don’t want to argue with the guards from the start…….

Otherwise, my personality-excreting smash might mercilessly burst out.

“Sanghyuk, I’ll wipe the sweat from your forehead.”

“Thank you.”

Evangeline’s handkerchief smelled nice….

Ugh, woohoo….

“Shall we go?”

“Yes.”

Holding hands tightly with the Vice President, who is the epitome of elegance, we stand in line.

We are a farmer couple.

We came to this city dreaming of becoming adventurers……!!

“Stop. Show your ID. Name?”

“Kim Sanghyuk. Farmer. I don’t have an ID.”

“What? Are you kidding me?”

Is this not it?

Did I do too little as an NPC? The atmosphere is getting a little uncomfortable.

“You’re working hard in this hot weather~.”

At that time, a large guard approached and reached out to Evangeline.

“This woman, come inside. We’ll give you a special baggage check.”

“Oh my.”

Huh? Is that a talking corpse?

Averting my already cold gaze, Kushina quickly stepped in between us.

She grabs the guard’s hand tightly.

“What? Who is this bitch?”

“You really have no taste. Aren’t I prettier than this light brown-haired girl?”

“You’re too exposed, so your charm is lacking.”

“Another woman is more attractive.”

“It’s suspicious that a farmer has such smooth skin. Hehe.”

Si-eun, unable to watch any longer, also intervenes.

She stands in front of the guard with a blank expression.

“If you come with us, we’ll do something fun…….”

“Hoo. Instead of an ID?”

“Yes. How about it?”

“Good, hey, watch over things for a while. I’ll go have some fun.”

“Captain, we’re here too!”

‘These NPCs are well-made.’

They don’t just repeat set lines,

But they can act by projecting their desires.

My village friends were crude, but this city is definitely well-made.

Anyway, Kushina and Si-eun, who lured the perverted guard captain who was trying to touch Evangeline’s chest,

Returned about 2 minutes later.

Holding a strangely plump jar.

“……What is that? Wasn’t the man-eating jar broken?”

“…Different jar…….”

Soon, the guard captain returned, looking dazed.

“……What kind of jar is it?”

“…….”

“No, no. If it requires internal censorship, don’t say it.”

When it comes to antiques, it’s a jar….

“Let us through.”

“Captain, did you have fun?”

“Didn’t you hear? I said let them through.”

“……Ah, yes.”

In the chilling atmosphere, we passed directly through the checkpoint.

Acting with villains makes me feel like I’ve become a villain too….

But the good thing about illegal acts is that they’re always faster than the law.

“Good job, villain Onaholes.”

“It’s easy to lure and dispose of such simple guys~. Right, Si-eun?”

“Yes, relatively simple.”

“Thank you, Ms. Kushina. Ms. Kang Si-eun.”

Evangeline also expressed her gratitude to the two Onaholes, thinking that she had received help this time.

It’s good that we got through the gate smoothly.

But we’re too noticeable on the main street.

“What, those women?”

“No joke……. Look at their bodies….”

“Crazy…….”

Everyone is so noticeably pretty that even though I’m a man with my eyes wide open, there’s a lot of sexual harassment.

Certainly, the exotic atmosphere is completely different from the streets of Korea.

From freely talking to women passing by and flirting with them, I get the feeling that it’s different from where I used to live.

Sending Kushina and Si-eun to a place like this is a little annoying, but…….

“You can use us freely, Master.”

The first Onahole,

Kushina said as if to empower me.

“There’s no reason why your Onaholes can’t do other things.”

“First, let’s set up a base and check if there are any noticeable irregularities in this world.”

“Yes!”

“Check.”

Evangeline is waiting for my words.

I feel a little embarrassed by that trusting gaze.

……Can I, a D-class academy student, really lead?

“You’re doing well.”

“Ah……. I think it would be better for a senior with a lot of experience to lead.”

“No? Sanghyuk, you’re really cool right now. I’ve fallen for Sanghyuk working, two, three times.”

Because she said such things happily, I felt my face getting hot….

My girlfriend is fighting a life-or-death battle outside,

But I can’t help but enjoy being lovey-dovey with my new girlfriend.

I’m full in many ways.

“Then……. Let’s go to the biggest building here and register as adventurers.”

“Adventurer couple! How romantic. We can buy a luxury mansion, right?”

“Well, if the Vice President and I work seriously…….”

Dragons and whatnot, can they be our opponents?

But what makes me nervous are the human men who are nothing special.

Those things with dicks other than me are looking at Evangeline and coveting her.

“…Stick to me.”

Snug.

Evangeline clung to my side with a shy face.

“Sanghyuk, no matter what happens, I’m your wife.”

“…….”

……I have to suck Evangeline’s breasts at night.

I was making such a resolution in my heart.

It’s a good thing to have a pretty and virtuous wife.

“A couple came to register as adventurers…did you say?”

The receptionist asked back with a slightly surprised look.