My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 390

EP.392 Kim Sang-hyuk Returns

“Sang-hyuk!”

“Whoa.”

The first welcome I received upon heading straight to the Academy was, unexpectedly, Vice-Chairman Evangeline’s extra soft, royal-sized boob sensation.

Squeeze!

“Were you okay? Are you hurt anywhere?”

She’s practically a mother.

A senior who’s a year older than me. Elegant, flowing brown hair and gentle light brown eyes.

Even in her school uniform, Senior Evangeline exudes the grace of a noble lady. She placed her hand on my arm and gently touched me.

My abused dick immediately reacted. We even lived as husband and wife, didn’t we…?

The level of intimacy is unbelievably high.

We exchanged glances and shared more than just greetings.

“…You look healthy.”

Press, press….

Evangeline felt my dick touching her body and smiled faintly.

She didn’t do anything petty like pulling her waist back because of the area my dick occupied.

Another hug while fully erect!

“Oh.”

We openly showed affection and shared a kiss.

Smack, smack.

Even a kiss like birds pecking at seeds was sweet and nice.

“Did you wait for me? Vice-Chairman.”

“The Chairman waited more than I did.”

“Evangeline. I heard Kim Sang-hyuk is back? Where is he?!”

Our eyes met.

Isabella entered, opening the student council room door.

As always, the Chairman stood tall, proudly displaying her royal breasts that confused the students’ gazes.

Her plump thighs pressed together, casting a cold gaze.

That gaze faltered slightly as soon as she saw me.

“I’m back, Isabella.”

“Never again…”

Isabella’s eyes welled up with tears, which surprised me.

“Isabella?”

“I thought I might never see you again.”

“Don’t tell me…”

“I was so worried.”

Squeeze.

I hugged Isabella too. The way she leaned into the hug and rubbed against me was unusual for her.

Spoiled Isabella acting like this is a rare sight.

“How much I…

“You waited that much?”

“…”

Isabella flinched at the Vice-Chairman’s subtle gaze and stepped away from me.

Aww, that was cute.

Isabella’s genuine girlfriend moment, covered by her thick social facade. It didn’t even last 3 seconds.

Well, 3 seconds is an all-time record.

“Evangeline. Didn’t you have something to do?”

“Are you planning to monopolize Sang-hyuk with your power?”

“I will monopolize him.”

No hesitation.

Evangeline smiled and stepped back.

“See you later, Sang-hyuk.”

“See you later.”

Ah, the royal boob I wanted to touch is leaving.

Instead, a new silver boob is swaying and approaching.

Oh, ohh.

Everyone has big breasts.

“What happened inside? Did you report it?”

“Not yet. Isabella said she was looking for me, so I rushed here first…”

“Are you hurt anywhere?”

“No. And I won.”

“Well done!!”

Isabella hugged me again.

She must have thought she could hug me as much as she wanted since the Vice-Chairman wasn’t watching.

I freely fondled the student council president’s breasts and pinched her nipples.

Isabella let me do as I pleased.

Hehehe.

HAHAHAHA!

Look at me, freely fondling the student council president’s breasts!

Isn’t this a great change compared to the first week?

Isabella went even further and rubbed her body against my dick.

Ooh.

“You’ve done something amazing. A second-year student conquering the Cosmic Territory is no small feat.”

“Am I now Kim Sang-hyuk’s girlfriend Isabella, instead of Isabella’s boyfriend Kim Sang-hyuk?”

“You were worried about that?”

“I do worry about it. I’m a man.”

Isabella glanced around to see if anyone was listening, then whispered in my arms.

“I’ve been your girl for a long time. I don’t care what others say.”

“Haa…”

Isabella’s mega dere [a Japanese term for a character who is head-over-heels in love]… is so hot…

Even when I’m groping her butt, she doesn’t resist, as if asking me to touch her more.

To make Isabella like this.

It’s one of the greatest achievements in OnaAka [likely a reference to the protagonist’s unique ability or a game mechanic].

If our eyes meet, we even kiss.

“Smack… smooch… His Excellency is looking for you.”

“I guess that’s the priority.”

“Everything needs to be finished. You can rest comfortably afterward. And I’ll help you rest.”

“Okay.”

A little later.

I had a one-on-one meeting with Eun-seo through the direct line to the Blue House connected to the Academy’s student council.

This time, there was no chief of security.

And a huge feast was laid out between Eun-seo and me.

“You’ve worked hard. On behalf of the entire nation, I sincerely thank you.”

“I just put my spoon on it [meaning ‘I didn’t do much’].”

“You’re even humble.”

Korea’s beautiful girl president, Eun-seo.

When it comes to elegance, she’s no less than the Vice-Chairman. If I weren’t the protagonist, it would have been almost impossible to see her in person.

Her half-tied celadon hair and purple eyes shone mysteriously.

“I’ll listen to what happened inside slowly. Please eat.”

I assumed the Vice-Chairman had already told her the general details,

So I briefly conveyed the showdown with the Queen.

Of course, not in what position or how we had sex.

If I started talking about how beautiful the Queen’s jelly was like starlight, it would become sexual harassment instead of a report, so I filtered it myself.

To summarize…

“Queen Sione, who belonged to the Cosmic Territory, and the three commanding entities have all been subjugated into my territory.”

“That’s a really great achievement.”

“What happens to me now? Am I marked as a dangerous person and put under individual surveillance?”

After honestly telling everything, I thought it might be impossible to attend the Academy normally now.

So many things happened and I grew so much in 5 weeks.

It wouldn’t be strange if a parent thought it was unsettling just to have someone like me among the students…

“Of course not. Please continue to live at the Academy as you do now.”

“Yes?”

But.

That’s the sensibility of the world before possession,

Here… it seemed different.

Is the Academy different after all?

“Do you believe my story as it is? There are suspicious aspects too.”

“A new grade registration procedure and the verification that comes with it will be necessary, but apart from that, I believe Kim Sang-hyuk’s words as they are. That’s because…”

She handed me a Hero License.

A luxurious and sophisticated white license that seemed to be made just for me.

As soon as I accepted it, it was absorbed into the panel and registered.

S-Class Hero Onahole Man.

That’s what it said.

‘I’m an Onahole Man…’

Just as my joy was about to fade slightly, Eun-seo smiled.

“Sang-hyuk is definitely someone who protected our precarious world. We all owe you our lives.”

“Ah…”

“Thank you for protecting Evelyn.”

“Do I get a huge reward too?”

“Yes! Of course… What would you like?”

I stared at Eun-seo’s face and said.

“A date….”

“…Yes?”

“Never mind….”

“…”

A moment of silence.

Eun-seo pondered my words, and her ears turned red.

“Are you satisfied with just going on a date with me…?”

A date with the one and only beautiful girl president of Korea is a precious opportunity.

“Is it possible?”

“Um… If you allow us to arrange the schedule and location later…”

Ooh!

A one-on-one date with the beautiful girl president!! I got it!

This promise is more than enough of a reward for this mission.

“I promise.”

“……What’s your fulfillment rate for campaign promises, Madam President?”

“Cough!”

Eun-seo covered her mouth with a handkerchief and coughed.

“Ah, I’m sorry.”

“W-What are you suddenly talking about……”

“It’s just, since it’s a politician’s promise, I suddenly became suspicious……”

It would be unfair if it ended with just saying, ‘let’s have a meal sometime’.

“I’ll definitely go with you before my term ends.”

“Great.”

“You can ask me for other favors too. Sang-hyuk is a special person. I’ll register you as a Blue House [The Korean equivalent of the White House] VVIP.”

“That sounds good too.”

In fact, even if I were asked to think of something to ask for right now, there’s a limit.

Since I’m supposed to inherit a building, I can live comfortably for the time being and tell her when I need something.

Watching Eun-seo neatly put food in her mouth, I gobble up twice as much.

Eun-seo was surprised and smiled with her eyes.

Is she surprised by an ordinary citizen’s mukbang [an online audiovisual broadcast in which a host eats large quantities of food while interacting with the audience]?

I think the only downside to course meals is that they come out in small portions.

It’s far from enough. I want to eat Hye-jung’s kimchi stew.

“Is it a secret how you defeated the Queen?”

“That’s…… a bit too graphic.”

“Did you use Masterpiece?”

“Yes. So…… I used ‘something invisible’!”

Eun-seo chuckled as if she knew everything.

“I heard you call it Ssandeubit? That’s how it’s registered.”

“……”

“Is it a nickname?”

“Yes, well, something like that….”

Ssandeubit, huh…

I ended up giving it that name, but it feels okay.

As I was eating, I also had something I wanted to ask.

“Hey, what happened to Eustia?”

“……”

Why is she silent?

Eun-seo paused for a moment before speaking.

“For a while, she’s at the 『World Hunter Association』……”

“Did the mother and daughter reunite only to be separated again?”

“It won’t be that long this time. It’s a necessary matter.”

Something related to international affairs? Something like that?

“I don’t mean to scare you, but Sang-hyuk’s life from now on won’t be the same as before.”

“What do you mean?”

“Many things happen to special people. There are problems that only that person can solve, and there are people who try to use them.”

“……”

It would be stranger if there were no storms.

“In times like that, don’t hesitate to find Ceridwen or me.”

“Do you keep an eye on outgoing calls now too?”

“I’ll give you my private phone number.”

Ooh. Get Eun-seo’s number!

My smartphone suddenly feels precious.

“If there’s something difficult like this time, I might rely on Sang-hyuk.”

“Please do. It’s okay.”

“Sang-hyuk……”

“I want to cherish this place where I and my family are.”

“……”

Eun-seo relaxed as if relieved.

“That’s really a wonderful answer.”

Should I go see Eustia or Quintia again next time?

It’s a bit disappointing that we can’t talk right away, but there will be an opportunity.

“I will also support Sang-hyuk’s academy life from afar.”

I thought it would be a bit more troublesome than this, but it ended more blandly than I expected.

The student council president, who was standing outside with her arms crossed, relaxed her posture when she saw me.

“Are you going home?”

“If you’re sad, shall we go on a date?”

“I’m fine since I know you’re okay. Go meet your family on the first day.”

“……”

Right. The report is over.

My girlfriends will understand too. The group chat with Hena and Yuna was also quiet.

“I’ll take care of the attendance. If you go back now, it’s dismissal time.”

“Thank you. President.”

“You’re welcome. I’m also grateful to you as a hero. See you at school tomorrow.”

“Okay.”

I part ways with Isabella.

On the way home during dismissal time, Ceridwen Evelyn was there.

In an alley I’ve seen before, I now face her at a different eye level.

“Hi?”

The aloof black-haired red-eyed.

The strongest Master Hunter.

The 『Red-Eyed Empress』 approached me with a charismatic appearance……

“Sang-hyuk! Pet me!”

She started to caress my hand with her cheek.

“Uh uh?”

“Hand. Haaand. Pet me. Petpet!”

“……What if someone sees us….”

“Pant pant! Please pet me!”

“Okay, okay. Good job, good girl. Our Ceridwen is the best.”

I rubbed Ceridwen’s chin and head with my hands, along with a set of compliments.

“Hnnng……”

She’s not feeling it, is she?

Ceridwen relaxes like mochi [Japanese rice cake] with a two-way rub.

Some people glanced at us as they passed by, but it seemed to be seen as just couples playing around.

“Did you defeat the Queen well?”

“Of course.”

“Hmm. What kind of divine power did you receive to make that possible? I had a hard time too.”

Ceridwen, who was in my arms, peeked up at me.

“I think I’m sure now. On your face?”

“……”

I’ve come to like this world.

It’s been a while since I gained confidence to live.

“Just thinking about who to meet makes me dizzy. There are too many women.”

“You playboy!”

“I’m not exactly, officially dating Ceridwen, am I?”

Ceridwen stared at me.

“After ejaculating inside…… you’re saying that’s no big deal now?”

“No no no!! So…… even now……”

I think I can say it now?!

“Are you asking me to date you?”

Officially with Ceridwen Evelyn……

Just imagining it makes me happy.

Evelyn smiled happily and said.

“Pet me while you think.”

Pet, pet.

Her face is so small that my hand looks like it’s eating her up.

The charismatic academy professor is like a cute puppy to me.

“I have many shortcomings, but please take care of me in the future.”

……Unexpectedly.

She honestly expresses her feelings.

I thought she would say something like she’s older and will lead me.

A sincere side different from her image.

“Do I have to pet you 4 times a week?”

“What am I, a pet?”

“You made me like this jelly!”

So I have nothing to say……

I diligently pet her with my hands.

After that, Ceridwen and I held hands and looked at each other for a while.

“Go. Home. There are people waiting for you. Let’s slowly unpack our stories.”

“Okay.”

I part ways with Ceridwen,

Turn around the alley in front of Academy 3rd Street and stand in front of my house. Passing through the yard, I can see the warm light coming from the entrance.

Why do I feel like something has changed?

‘What if right here, my family has been kidnapped or collapsed……’

I can’t stand not seeing the next episode?

Of course, I’ll swear, though.

“Oppa’s home.”

At least in the reality of academy student Kim Sang-hyuk, the only thing that deviates from the expected range is a perverted sex event.

Opening the front door, my unrealistically beautiful platinum blonde stepmother and two younger sisters smile and stick their heads out.

“Ah, Oppa. Welcome home!”

Serena, still in her school uniform.

“Brother!”

Cute Stella with blonde side tails too.

……Hye-jung, shedding tears of emotion at my return from behind too.

I can see it very well.

“I’m home.”

I take off my shoes at the entrance and go inside, hugging my two younger sisters tightly.