My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 405

EP.408 Jelly Fountain Show in the Plaza

As I stepped out of the Academy, I heard Kybele’s voice through the device.

“Can you hear me?”

“Loud and clear. A villain in downtown Seoul; it’s been a while.”

“Indeed. After witnessing your jelly purge of Seoul, turning the city into a wave of personality jelly, they should be hiding and cowering.”

Kybele looks like a demure, glasses-wearing model student, but she has a surprisingly sharp tongue.

I only found that out after working with her several times.

“Purge? It wasn’t that brutal.”

When Isabella was on maternity leave, villains kept rampaging, so I felt I had to set a proper example.

I went around inflicting Personality Emission on every villain I saw…….

For about a month.

Even petty crimes disappeared, they say.

Achieving a miracle crime rate of 0% with Personality Emission.

It was another achievement for the S-Class Hero, Onahole Man.

From the villains’ perspective, they were probably scared of Personality Emission.

It must have been horrifying that people liked me for using Personality Emission in broad daylight.

‘I don’t know why Personality Emission is so popular…….’

Especially among teenage middle school girls.

“The more the public likes it, the easier it is to move. If I were to use a skill that others dislike, I’d have to think about it a hundred or a thousand times, but if people like it, there’s no reason to hesitate.”

That’s how I played a significant role in suppressing ‘visible villain crimes’ back then.

It seems the effect is wearing off, seeing the increase in villain appearances.

“There’s a villain group that’s been showing activity again recently. I’d like you to investigate if this villain is related.”

“Villain Alliance Season 2? I hope it’s not another Granny Daycare [referring to a group of elderly villains]…….”

“Surely not. I think the real ones are just well hidden.”

The big-shot villain, Chunwon, is dead, and the Black Star Society, a foreign-influenced crime organization, has also been dismantled…….

I didn’t think we’d hear about villain groups for a while.

“But, you’re sending me without even knowing who the opponent is?”

“The villain’s name is 『Flame Witch』, and the danger level is S-Rank. According to the support request from the Correctional Headquarters, they are currently confronting her on the main street.”

“Flame Witch?”

I’ve never heard that name before.

The reference materials Kybele sent float onto the panel.

Following that, the location I need to go to, like a quest line, is drawn.

‘Should I go take a look?’

I lightly jumped over the wall and started moving.

At first, I thought moving with parkour was a bit of an overreaction, but.

It seems taking a car tends to be slower, so I’m doing this. It’s the limitation of a hero who can’t fly…….

If I could go whooshing at the speed of sound like Isabella, I wouldn’t be doing this.

‘But still…….’

“Moving out.”

I have a trump card that eliminates those restrictions for me.

「Ssandebit」

Activation.

“I’ve arrived.”

Time starts moving again.

The reason I could control villains as much as Isabella could. That is…….

With the provision of appropriate location information, I can arrive without wasting time.

During time stop, there’s no need to rush, so sometimes I leisurely read a book while returning.

My masterpiece. 「Ssandebit」 is during time stop…….

It’s designed to release the stop when all activity energy is used up. When giving a strong, consecutive attack, or using skills from within,

It’s important to release and rest for a while.

Of course, this is a cheat ability that’s barely worth calling a 「restriction」.

When combined with the special options that N-chan added…….

“Senior! The target is right in front of you!”

“Okay.”

I snap back to reality at Kybele’s voice.

The situation is as briefed.

Correctional officers in white uniforms, with disheveled hair, are confronting a villain who is spewing fire around them.

Some citizens seem to have already burned to death, but even in this situation, they need to take photos for SNS [Social Networking Service] uploads,

Creating a photo zone surrounding the villain like a circular stadium.

I was faster than the police.

“Hero support. I’ve arrived!”

“Already?”

I pushed through the crowd and walked step by step.

“Kyaaa!!”

“Onahole Man!!”

“Look over here!”

The mysterious, perverted hero receiving cheers from his fangirls.

It’s Onahole Man’s appearance.

I made eye contact with the correctional officers, but there’s no need for words.

A hero just does what he has to do upon arriving at the scene. I stood straight and looked at the witch.

‘One person burned to death. The other three…… are severely burned, but still alive.’

It seems everyone couldn’t approach because the fire was too hot.

The witch, engulfed in flickering flames, glared at me with bloodshot eyes.

Big breasts… Is she a heroine?

It’s hard to see because of the heat haze created by the high-temperature flames. I coughed, pretending to dust off my hands.

“Ugh, it’s hot. I’m going to burn to death.”

“Chunwon…… nim’s… enemy……!?”

“Do you know me?”

Chunwon…….

He’s the S-Class villain who messed with us and got his neck cut off by Nine…….

That was ages ago.

“Chunwon nim’s, enemy……!!”

“Why the belated revenge? Who are you?”

Whooooosh!

Flames gather above the witch’s enormous breasts. Fire is truly a major power…… Wasn’t Sara from the Villain Daycare also a fire user?

It’s common, but you can’t ignore its power.

Here, the standard approach would be to set up a defense system, block the flames, and then counterattack, but…….

I can skip that process.

「Ssandebit」 activation.

I went near the witch and thrust my fist into her side.

Guilt-free Personality Emission Punch!!

“Personality Emission Smash!!”

Thwack!!

“Eung!??”

Releasing the time stop, I deliver the smash and grab the witch’s collar as she falls.

“Surrender.”

“Ugh. Ughhh……. Ung……. Uge…….”

“Feels like you’re going to squirt jelly?”

I waited for her, who had become defenseless for a moment.

I have to accept it if she declares surrender.

Her butt wiggling and panting for 10 seconds.

“Hold it in……. Huk, hold it in… holditholditholdit. No, no, no……. Aah, no… If I squirt, it’s no good. If I squirt, it’s no good. Precious things can’t come out!”

“Yeah, yeah. Hang in there. Hang in there~~. You have to tighten your butt to protect your precious things.”

Up close, she has tanned skin like Mina from the Boji Special Task Force [a fictional special forces unit]. Well done, cooked by her own skill.

I quietly watch her wiggling her butt and holding back her emission.

Just a slight nudge or a breast fondle♡ and she’ll be squirting jelly right away.

The power of life and death is already in my hands.

It’s a good sight, but,

While giving her time to surrender, the people who were burned and collapsed are groaning in pain, so I can’t drag it out.

“You held it in well. Now, what are you going to do? Are you going to come with me quietly? Or…….”

“……Die!”

“Tch……!”

If I show mercy once as a hero, it always turns out like this!

“Personality Emission Smash!!”

‘Huh?’

“Senior, be careful……! The opponent is holding back her power!”

Kybele shouts in my ear.

Oh no, I’ve already done it!?

The fist I planted in the witch’s stomach is pushed back by a magic barrier.

As a high-rank villain, she has already completed a defense system to block my fist.

She prepared it in that short amount of time!

Khuk, I’m exposed to a counter!

Whoosh!

Flames surge up, and I protect my body with both arms.

It wasn’t just intended to block my vision. The flames with condensed heat were enough to melt my arms and expose my bones.

However…….

‘I’m also a 1st-year Academy student!! A man who is about to become a 3rd year!’

My magic power, thanks to the Onahole Collection effect, is at the level of an A-Class mage,

If I respond with a perfect 「Defense System」, I can nullify the damage to 0!

Heh…….

「Success」

I grin, and the witch flinches.

“You’re a fighter, but you have magic……?”

“If you withstand the impact, then with an even greater impact!!”

“Ah……!”

I wrap my arms around the waist of the witch, who is turning to run away, and flip her over.

Flipping over means exactly what it says.

The witch’s long skirt goes down, and her incredibly massive butt is blatantly exposed.

“You should have left when I was being lenient!!”

Jump!!

I slam her straight into the ground!

“Personality Emission Pile Driver!!”

Crack!!

“Eueugh!!”

[Magic Barrier, Destroyed]

This, like the Smash, was mixed with time stop to add a forced landing effect.

That’s why the power is absolute!!

The witch drooped as if all the strength had left her body…….

Then she puts strength into her thighs and butt!

I visually capture the trembling of her butt that has reached its limit, and I feel slightly happy.

‘Hmm, maybe I’m a natural as a perverted hero…….’

“Repent with a fountain show!!”

“I, I can’t hold it in…… Aah…… No……. Euaaaaaaaah!!! No, no, don’t look, don’t lookaaaaaaaaaa!!”

Bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop!

“Repent! You lewd breast villain!”

“Eungoooooooook!”

Bloopbloopbloopbloopbloop!

The Flame Witch coolly spews out her bouncy pink jelly.

It gushes out with such force that her panties can’t even stop it, scattering thick, sparkling jelly.

Bloop… Bloop……. Bloop…….

“…….”

Suppression, successful.

After the fantastic Personality Emission Fountain Show, the sound of people’s applause pours out.

Clap clap clap clap….

“I believed in you! Onahole Man!”

“I’ll buy that jelly!”

I leave the witch, now just a shell, turned upside down as is,

And to cover her boji [slang for vagina] and butt hole, I grab the thick, fresh jelly with my hands like catching fish and lift it up.

Jelly cake, complete.

“Hmm.”

If I were to rate myself,

Would this be about 65 points…….

“Are you watching? Kybele, how many points is this?”

“……Stop making me rate things like that. Senior. It’s workplace sexual harassment.”

“Uh-huh. Does Kybele want to squirt too?”

“If you’re going to be ridiculous, please die. Senior.”

“Ah, hurry!”

Kybele quietly muttered.

“70 points….”

“Hmm. I think so too. Still not as good as the tornado Personality Emission I did last time, right?”

“You’ve brought back a memory I don’t want to remember…….”

“I’ll buy you jelly when we go back.”

Ugh……!

My left arm was stinging, so I looked down for a moment, and it was slightly swollen and pink with blisters.

Eh?

I got burned……?

Was it an attack that was difficult to defend against with my magic power?

Or is my defense system inadequate?

‘Tch…….’

This was a somewhat disappointing result.

In fact, compared to students who have been taking classes since the 1st grade,

I have no choice but to figure out this progress honestly with my own head…….

「Authority」 is a cheat, but it seems unavoidable that it weakens when I have to solve it with orthodox methods.

This injury was proof that my foundation is not solid.

‘Well, if I had gone all out from the start, I would have just won….’

The restriction called Hero.

Is also one of the reasons why people like me, so I can’t easily give it up.

If I stick to a crazy fighting style, the fans’ hearts will leave, and if I lose public sentiment, the biggest disadvantage of Personality Emission might be revealed.

「Irreversible correctional hammer to the evil villain」

That is one of the reasons why Personality Emission is supported.

And…….

The most villain-hostile government agency in Korea, which has carried on that will since before I possessed this body.

The Villain Correctional Headquarters.

The headquarters employees who were confronting us approached.

“Mr. Kim Sanghyuk. Thank you for your help.”

‘N……?’

For a moment, I thought it was N, a small girl wearing a white uniform, saying she was a correctional officer.

I had a slight brain freeze.

Noticing my gaze, she shows me her ID.

‘……Correctional Headquarters 1st Class Warden, Warden Name 『Little』’

“Pfft!!”

“……Is it funny? Because the warden name is exactly as it looks?”

“Cough, I’m sorry…….”

Warden……?

In other words, someone who is a bit higher up than the employees,

Someone who is in charge of correcting villains in actual correctional facilities?

I calmly observed the girl.