My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 406

EP.218 A World Where a Cute Girl President is a Fan of Personality Emission

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Lunchtime.

I felt like having a warm soup and noodle combo today, so I chose Udon.

Haena, who came with me, chose cockle bibimbap, and Yuuna chose ball katsu, holding it in one hand while looking at her phone.

“It seems like everyone was confused this morning because the coordinates were mixed up.”

“Does this happen often?”

“Um~~ well, during the gravitational wave enhancement period? The higher the rank, the greater the variability.”

Yuuna put down her phone and offered me the ball katsu.

“Want a bite?”

I immediately took a bite.

The inside was moist and warm as expected. The minced meat and finely chopped onions filled my mouth,

and the rich meat flavor and the subtle sweetness of the onions blended well.

“Sanghyuk, try this too.”

I also took a bite of the cockle bibimbap that Haena had mixed well.

The plump cockles seemed to burst with flavor every time I chewed them.

“Mmm, mmm.”

I nodded repeatedly, swallowed everything, and then divided my udon into smaller bowls for the two of them.

Food exchange was now routine, something we were used to.

“It seems good because the rewards are also getting bigger.”

“What happened inside?”

“I met Dihrit. And then Gu-nam.”

I estimated the dungeon rank to be around A.

Since the Dryad Apostle who appeared last was A+ class.

“Haena and I were C-class! How strong were they?”

“It was easy. I asked Sieun to take care of it.”

“Hmm. ‘Sieun?'”

Oops.

Yuuna said she didn’t like her very much.

“Well, it’s okay. We’re getting stronger too. Right, Haena?”

“Yeah!”

I should just stay quiet here, without vaguely defending her as a villain who turns out to be a good person.

Just because I’m hanging out with Sieun doesn’t mean everyone has to like her. I shouldn’t expect that.

“If possible, rely on your teammates rather than villain Onaholes.”

“…….”

Yuuna hesitated for a moment, looking at me.

“Oh, it can’t be helped at times like today. We were separated…….”

“No, Yuuna is right.”

I held Yuuna’s hand tightly.

“If anything happens, I’ll rely on you guys first.”

“……Okay. Thank you…….”

Yuuna deserves to hear these words from me.

It’s good for Onaholes to get along. They face each other and do the same work.

Even Kushina and Kang Sieun share a living space in the 『Onahole Inventory』, the personal space where Onaholes’ sense of time becomes blurred.

But I think it’s inevitable that girlfriends distance themselves from the Onahole group and feel uneasy about it.

I’m the one who drew that line.

In a world where every vagina is just a hole for a pleasant dick stroking, the risk I have to bear is trying to have a girlfriend.

I have a desire to listen to what they want and make them happy.

And…….

What Yuuna wants is,

「I like villain Onaholes too, but please pay more attention to me」…….

What boyfriend wouldn’t want to grant such a sweet wish?

“Are you done saying everything you want to say to your boyfriend? Huh?”

“……Ugh, ugh. Don’t tease me.”

“Feed me another ball katsu.”

“Ah, aah.”

On the way back to class after finishing our meal, I hugged Haena from behind and waddled along.

I was relieving the disappointment of not being able to touch Haena’s chest by touching her stomach instead.

“…No. I just ate, so my stomach is sticking out.”

“Tsk. Give me that cute belly.”

I don’t know why it feels so good to touch my girlfriend’s belly….

Is it because it’s a strategic stronghold that can go anywhere, up or down?

“Hng, hngh…….”

She’s so cute when she tries to hold her breath to pretend she doesn’t have a belly.

“Uh-oh, you’ll die if you don’t breathe~?”

“Hng…heungheup……. Ung…. Ungheup…….”

I kept touching Haena’s belly over her uniform, holding her tightly as she twisted her body this way and that.

Even the sigh she lets out as if she’s given up is lovely.

“I’m embarrassed…. Because I’m not as slim as Yuuna.”

“It’s nice because there’s something to hold onto when you’re chubby, right?”

“Really…?”

“That’s why I’m clinging to you instead of Yuuna.”

Slender Yuuna burst out.

“Why, why! I’m confident I can make you feel good too?”

“I might hit a bone…….”

“I’m a G-cup! I won’t hit a bone!”

G cup?

Isn’t she the weakest among our girlfriends?

Yuuna, seeing Haena’s magnificent K-cup, pouted and turned her head away.

“Come here. I’ll hug you too.”

“…….”

I hugged Yuuna and Haena together.

Yuuna, who was hugged from behind in my arms, hugged my thick male arm tightly and kept fiddling with my hand.

“Your arms are a scam…. What’s with those bulging blood vessels…….”

“I don’t know.”

I really don’t know.

Why my arms are always pumped up.

My body always feels aroused, so girls like it.

Haena also clung to my arm and played with it like crazy.

The academy students passing by in the hallway saw me with two girls and flinched,

looked at my face, and passed by with a feeling of, ‘Ah, it’s Kim Sanghyuk.’

“……Did you see their expressions just now?”

“…I saw them.”

Yuuna and Haena looked up at me with shy faces.

“It seems like everyone knows we’re Kim Sanghyuk’s girlfriends…….”

“Why, shouldn’t they know?”

“It’s not that, but…. Ugh……. My friends sometimes ask…? Who’s the official wife…….”

“……Everyone is the official wife.”

I subtly avoided answering.

“Isn’t it the student council president? She’s the prettiest…. She also has big breasts…… and a big butt….”

“Why don’t you think I looked at the student council president’s character or career?”

“It’s perfect anyway, so there’s no need to talk about it.”

Surprisingly, Isabella is cute when she shows me that she relies on me.

I just smiled because I thought Yuuna would be genuinely upset if I said that.

“I don’t really like the student council president….”

Haena brought that up.

“Why, Haena?”

“Because she… tried to expel Sanghyuk….”

“…….”

Ah, there was a time like that too….

Honestly, I thought the student council president was doing her job, but I didn’t know she still held it in her heart.

Haena was submitting rebuttal data to save me at the time.

Maybe there’s even more hidden animosity.

Even that is lovely.

“I’m okay. I got everything back from the president.”

“What did you get back from me?”

The club room opened, and the silver-haired, busty student council president appeared!

Yuuna and Haena were startled.

“I came because you weren’t answering my calls. I thought I’d see you here.”

“What’s wrong?”

“You need to come with me for a bit. It’s urgent.”

“…….”

Tightly.

Yuuna and Haena grabbed my arm as if telling me not to go.

“Does Sanghyuk still have to be monitored by the president?”

“And you are?”

“I’m… Nakamori Yuuna. I’m a second-year.”

“I’m Haena Isis….”

The president stood in front of us.

The president, who wasn’t much taller than Haena, stood up straight and made Haena and Yuuna feel intimidated with her unique charisma.

She probably didn’t intend to overwhelm them….

But if you meet her chilling gaze, it naturally happens….

“This is not surveillance, but a special case. I hope there are no misunderstandings. The academy already trusts Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Then instead of dragging him away like this….”

“Should I get permission from his girlfriends?”

“……Ugh….”

Isabella, you’re being mischievous…….

“Just kidding.”

“Yes!? A j-joke?”

“Even though I’m a senior in the academy, I was a junior as a girlfriend, right?”

Yuuna seemed surprised in many ways.

After hearing that line.

“So you two are really dating….”

“Yes.”

Isabella cleanly admitted her relationship with me and smiled.

“I heard I’m the seventh one.”

Yuuna pouted.

“Tch, you picked a good number….”

“It seems like you’ve made a bad impression on the senior.”

“That’s because Isabella calls me out all the time.”

Haena and Isabella, who had been silent, made eye contact.

The two of them had completely opposite temperaments and personalities….

“You are….”

“…I’m a second-year, Haena Isis.”

Isabella held out her hand as if asking for a handshake.

“I know. Kim Sanghyuk’s childhood friend, right?”

“Yes.”

“I was sorry then. For not trying to listen to your story properly.”

“…….”

I held Haena’s hand tightly so she could speak up with courage.

“Haena, will you accept the president’s apology?”

“…I’ll keep an eye on it.”

“So what’s the business for today?”

“It’s not my business. A VVIP called for you.”

Huh?

VVIP call? What’s going on?

“I’ll take Kim Sanghyuk for a while.”

“……Take him….”

Yuuna released my hand as if giving me away.

“I’ll be back soon after hearing what they have to say. Both of you wait in the club room. If I don’t come, go to class.”

“Okay. I understand.”

Haena nodded silently.

“This way.”

Following Isabella,

I moved to the third-year area, which I had never been to before.

How far does this campus stretch? All the buildings comparable to the imperial palace were gathered here.

“Who is the VVIP who called for me?”

“You’ll know when you see them.”

Seridwen is a professor at Etssol, so she wouldn’t be called a VVIP.

Did I have a reason to meet such a person……?

The president led me through a building with countless security devices to a place like a hotel suite.

It was the first time I had seen a room that used an entire floor…….

The ceiling was so high that I was gawking around like a country bumpkin, and then I saw someone sitting on the terrace waiting for me.

……Beautiful.

With dignified celadon hair, I knew at a glance that she was beautiful even just from the silhouette.

If it were a matchmaking meeting, we would have gotten married right away.

She sat in a very elegant manner.

Her thick eyebrows and innocent face, when she turned to look at me, were even more beautiful.

She wore a white mini dress that revealed her shoulders, and her half-tied hair was fixed with a bongjam—a hairpin with a phoenix ornament [traditional Korean hairpin].

Even if I gave her the benefit of the doubt, she was in her early 20s.

My eyes widened and I stared blankly at her. She turned her head, perhaps embarrassed by my blatant staring.

“Your Excellency, President, I have brought the academy student Kim Sanghyuk.”

……?

What Excellency?

“Thank you, Isabella. See you later.”

“Yes.”

At first, I thought it was a hidden camera prank.

But I swallowed hard as I saw Isabella’s serious attitude and the girl answering the call of President.

I was so flustered that I couldn’t even speak. I just opened and closed my mouth and blinked my eyes, and before I knew it, we were alone…….

No,

The guards guarding the front of the terrace approached me and searched my body.

“Don’t do that, Mister.”

“It’s a natural procedure, Princess.”

“…….”

‘Princess?’

I felt dizzy as if I had been hit a second time.

Who would have known that I, who had possessed a vulgar eroge [erotic game], would face the female president of Korea, who was even called ‘Princess’……!!

‘No, usually in this kind of setting, shouldn’t the head of state have already run away and disappeared?’

Is the president honestly coming out as a heroine?

[Onahole Aptitude Assessment]

Ugh! No! Don’t do it!! En-chan!!!

I squeezed my eyes shut.