My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 409

EP.372 The Adventurer Couple Has Passionate Sex Every Night

“Husband, Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Wife, Evangeline, at your service.”

“……You’ve made a truly brave decision in times like these.”

Times like these?

I decided to gently probe the male receptionist.

“We should be doing this even more in times like these.”

“With such a beautiful wife, aren’t you worried……?”

“…….”

Even when entering the Adventurer’s Guild, I didn’t appreciate the gazes from the men.

“It’s alright. I’ll protect her.”

“…….”

Ugh….

Even while saying it, it felt cringey…….

But because Evangeline kept pressing her chest against me as if supporting me, I couldn’t help but smile inwardly, feeling ticklish.

This is romance…. This is the sweet life….

So what if it’s a bit cringey……?

“Um, excuse me. I’ll process it right away.”

“Thank you.”

Soon, the adventurer license was officially issued.

D rank…….

“It’s D rank here too.”

“Pfft……!”

Evangeline burst out laughing.

…….

When will I ever escape the curse of D rank?

“Am I going to be known as D Sanghyuk here too?”

I’m not Monkey D. Luffy [protagonist of One Piece, known for his carefree attitude], why does this keep sticking to me?

“Ah… Stop, my stomach hurts from laughing…!”

“Now that we’ve registered as adventurers, what should we do now?”

“Hmm, monster extermination?”

That’s the standard thing to do.

I wonder if some event will happen to us. We receive the simplest monster extermination mission and…….

“Six goblins ahead!”

“Confirmed!”

We quickly took care of them.

“Wound treatment…… won’t be necessary~.”

The adventurers passing by flinch and move away, looking terrified.

…….

Showing the might of Etsol Academy, where it’s always eat, dungeon, eat, dungeon, eat, dungeon…….

Evangeline, even as a pro squad member, takes care of all the domestic duties besides combat, truly a queen-like healer.

Kind, big-chested, and beautiful…….

“Shall we go back now? My dear?”

“…….”

“Oh my, what’s wrong? You’re staring like you’re going to devour me~.”

“Are you allowed to call me ‘my dear’ while working?”

“Hehe.”

Damn it…….

Can I accomplish missions while resisting Evangeline’s seduction?

In fact, not even knowing what mission to accomplish, a day passes.

Evening comes, time for the meeting.

What we found out was that goblin extermination missions were relatively easy, and the reward we received was enough for a luxurious meal.

Most of the city’s inhabitants are adventurers who make a living by exterminating monsters, and the kingdom seems to be actively supporting them.

Gaining experience with our bodies,

Finding out the structure of this world is good, but…….

“It didn’t feel like there were corrupt officials engaging in corruption, or evil demons lurking. Kushina?”

“We found this.”

Flyers?

What Kushina handed me were about five flyers with the same content written on them.

The kingdom is looking for a hero.

Those with courage, reach for glory.

Along with plausible phrases, the participation requirements are written below.

A hero who will save people from the tyranny of the Demon King’s army…….

“Master. Doesn’t it seem strange?”

“It does.”

The 『Swordsman Preferred』 written on the first line doesn’t seem problematic at first glance.

But what’s written in a row after that is a bit strange.

『Red Hair Preferred』, 『Female Preferred』, 『Must be Attractive』, 『Must Have Large Breasts』…….

It’s natural for a hero to have various conditions, but this feels like targeting a specific person.

“Red hair….”

Kushina said, stroking her hair.

“Could it be me…?”

“Kushina isn’t a swordsman. Nor does she have big breasts.”

“……I do have big breasts, though?”

“Evangeline or Sieun are the ones who…….”

“The comparison is too strong!? It’s a close difference!”

Oh, you’re talking back?

“If I’m small, then I’m small.”

“Hmph.”

I think I know who fits these requirements.

It’s Eustia.

This flyer is looking for Eustia.

I didn’t know she had big breasts, but when it comes to a woman, a swordsman, and red hair, Quintia comes to mind.

But Queenbie has a relatively less sexy body. She’s pretty, but a delicate young lady.

If it’s big breasts, it must be her mother.

It’s messy, but if it’s Ona-Academy style reasoning, this is probably correct.

“It seems like they’re not looking for a hero, but just one person who fits these characteristics.”

Evangeline said.

“Then next, shall we look for someone who fits these characteristics?”

“I worked hard. Aren’t you going to pay me, Master?”

“Pay?”

I took out my dick.

Thump, a thick cock jumped out vigorously. Evangeline screamed and covered her eyes.

The two Onaholes [a term for women completely devoted to serving a man sexually] approach like fish meeting water!

Kushina and Sieun put my dick in their mouths and sucked.

“Dick pay.”

“Mmph… Thank you…!”

“Ugh… Ungchup… Reasonable pay.”

Swish.

As I turn my dick towards the bed as if training them with it, the two naturally go there.

Investigation during the day, sex at night.

It’s as natural as eating when it’s mealtime.

“Am I joining too, Sanghyuk-kun…?”

“I need to suck my wife’s breasts to face tomorrow morning with energy.”

“…….”

Following my logic, Evangeline is also embraced.

I sucked on her breasts, recharging my energy.

“The size of this baby bottle is insane….”

『Moomoo』

“……Ah… Ahh…….”

I suck on Evangeline’s breast milk, which is more delicious than rice.

“You can’t… Haah…… eat all the baby’s food….”

“Chwoop…. Chwoop…….”

With breasts this size, there’s no way it’ll run out.

I ignored her and hugged Evangeline, continuing to suck on her breasts.

Sieun’s villain breasts were also quite delicious. A very stable taste.

“My breasts… Heung…… aren’t small….”

“Yeah, they’re big and plentiful….”

Perhaps she was sulking because I said they were small, I climbed on top of Kushina, who was pouting, and caressed her breasts to appease her.

Among the three lying naked on the bed like a comprehensive gift set, there’s the fun of choosing today’s pussy.

Of course, my pick was always all of them.

“Thanks for the hard work with the intelligence activities, Sieun.”

Jjip-bop jjip-bop jjip-bop jjip-bop.

My waist bumps against Sieun’s big butt. Sieun, held by both arms from behind, wiggles her big tits as she pants.

“Ok… Ok……♡♡ Onahole, because I’m an Onahole♡ I’m Master’s, Onahole.”

“You’re commendable. Keep stroking my dick.”

“U, ung. I’ll stroke it squishily.”

Jjoop jjoop♡

Our Onahole keeps her word well.

I attach my waist to her welcoming butt, insert my dick, and cum in her pussy.

Byewt♡ Beut♡ Beut♡

“Kushina, you worked hard too.”

While choking Kushina’s neck with my arm as she came to receive her dick pay, I thrust into her pussy as if raping her.

Kushina seems completely captivated by the pseudo-rape play, placing her hands on my thick arm and sticking out her butt.

Jjoop-bop jjoop-bop jjoop-bop jjoop-bop jjoop-bop♡♡

“Ung♡ Ungheu♡ Ungooo. Ah. Ah. Ah. It’s been a while. Ehe, it’s been a while since I’ve been taught a lesson by Master’s pussy.”

“You’re showing off your lewd pussy!”

“Ung♡ Unggyuuu♡ If you squeeze my pussy like this, I’ll get a no-questions-asked in-pussy cumming. I can’t resist~~♡”

She’s squeezing because she likes it, but she’s pretending.

I insert my dick into Kushina’s pussy and cum inside her.

After that, I stick to Evangeline, who was waiting for me naked with moist eyes.

I lay her down on another bed next to us, spread her legs wide, and climbed on top of her.

“I’m sorry it’s not a good hotel. Vice President.”

Evangeline mumbled, hugging the pillow tightly.

“It’s okay as long as I have my dear…♡”

Shall we have lovey-dovey sex?

I insert my dick halfway into Evangeline’s pussy, interlock our fingers, and rub our bodies together.

Evangeline’s whole body is soft, and her skin is especially fine.

“You’re immersed in the wife role. Vice President?”

“Ah… Uuuung……. Heuht… Don’t make your sister say it with her mouth….”

“Do that thing from earlier again.”

I kiss her while coaxing her.

Evangeline can’t refuse my requests in a situation where she’s gently getting her pussy fucked.

It’s a weakness I found out after having sex all night.

“Ah…… Ahh……. Euht… Wife, Evangeline, at your service…?”

“Again.”

“My dear……. Ung… Ung….”

We make eye contact, then kiss and push my dick in deeply.

Evangeline flinched, squeezing her pussy tightly, as if she didn’t know there was any dick left.

“Ah… Ahhak……!!”

A fully aroused pussy, heat rising to her chin.

Evangeline grabbed my arm as if begging me, and panted, looking at me with upturned eyes.

I haven’t even moved properly yet.

“I’m going to have sex. Evangeline.”

“Ah, ahh….”

Evangeline raised her voice as if admiring.

“Yes, my dear….”

I grabbed both of Evangeline’s arms and thrust into her pussy.

Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak!!

“Ung, Unghoooht……!!”

Her big breasts are bouncing nicely!

“Ok, ok, ok……!! I want to show you a senior-like appearance. If you insert your dick into my pussy so freely… Heungung…… I can’t, resist…….”

“Don’t resist.”

If you don’t resist, then that’s it.

I give her a clear answer and pound her pussy at short intervals.

Jjoop-bop jjoop-bop jjoop-bop jjoop-bop jjoop-bop……!!

“Eu… Ungeuuht……! Heueeeung……. Pussy, my pussy is going…. My pussy is going♡ Ah, ah, ah, ah♡ My pussy, my pussy is going so dangerously♡”

I know Evangeline’s pussy inside and out.

Where to poke to make her happy, how to thrust to make her happy.

I insert my erect dick into her pussy, which has been tamed to the shape of my dick, and slide it around.

“You shouldn’t let the dick of a D-class adventurer and a D-class academy student be inserted into the Vice President’s royal pussy so carelessly.”

Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

Evangeline tilted her head back and panted, making happy breathing sounds as she struggled with the arm I was holding.

It seemed like she was enjoying this situation where she was completely caught by me.

“But… Euht… Haaheung…… I’ve been branded… too much in my pussy~~. Ah, ah, ah, Sanghyuk-kun’s reckless dick……, I have no choice but to take care of it with my sister’s pussy….”

“Will you still take care of it even like this?”

Without warning, I press my waist tightly and cum violently inside her.

Byureureureureut! Byureureureut! Beut!!

“Heung… Heunge!!”

Byuuuwoot! Byuuuwoot! Byureureut!!

Evangeline, with her arms still held by me, stuck out her tongue and gently shook her breasts from side to side.

“……Cum more….”

Dick care is certain♡

I feel her sensitive pussy squeezing my dick tightly.

“Because it’s a greedy royal pussy, this isn’t enough♡”

“It’s definitely a premium pussy with expensive fuel consumption.”

I bend down and kiss her.

Evangeline, as if she had been waiting, fixed my body with a daisuki hold [a very tight embrace] with both her legs and arms, and while cumming in her pussy, she diligently sucked my mouth and expressed her affection.

A happy night just hugging and rolling around like that.

Everyone knows.

The most fun is when you feel guilty inside, wondering if it’s okay to play like this.

I was worried that having sex without sleeping would interfere with work the next day, but for a moment,

『Dick Pay』 was definitely effective.

Kang Sieun and Kushina,

Found the 『Red-Haired Female Swordsman』.

I heard the report while having sex with Evangeline’s pussy during the day and immediately went out.

“Sieun.”

“Yeah.”

Sieun called me to an alley, and when I went there, there was a man collapsed as if he had lost his mind.

Kushina kicks him in the chin with a thud, waking him up.

Then Sieun crouches down in front of him and holds out a jar.

“H, hiiiiik! Save me! Save me. Please, not that!”

“Tell Master what you said earlier, exactly.”

He said, almost crying.

“A scarily strong… Red-haired female swordsman…! Is staying at the 『White Whale Inn』……”

“Can you call her out? Or not?”

“It’s impossible! She’s been staying there for days, but every man who’s spoken to her has died……!”

A red-haired female swordsman with a brutal story.

……Honestly, I didn’t think she’d be that kind of personality. Is she quite edgy?

“That’s enough. I’ll go myself.”

“Yeah.”

“T, then you’ll spare me, right?”

“No?”

Kang Sieun opened the jar, and a giant caterpillar that popped out of it chewed on the man’s upper body.

There was no time to stop her…….

Pshyuk pshyuk, the worm finishes chewing on the lower body where blood is coming out.

“Kang Sieun. Do you still have the Sword of Rebellion against the Rules?”

“Yeah.”

Sieun hands over the Sword of Rebellion against the Rules.

“How do you use this?”

“Just stab them. Then, like an amphetamine, they’ll temporarily forget the rules.”

“It doesn’t completely free them?”

“It depends on the rules, but usually it’s a temporary effect.”

I see.

When I liberate the Onahole territory and the majority of females start serving me as Master,

If they get hit by the Sword of Rebellion against the Rules, they might temporarily regain their pre-Onahole selves.

But if the effect wears off, they’ll return to their original state.

“Whether they wake up after that or not depends on them. Apart from the effect, it also requires some setup to believe in the sword and get stabbed.”

“I got it. I’ll take this.”

“I wish you victory. Master.”

Victory…….

“I’ll win if I’m with my Onaholes.”

I hug Kushina and Kang Sieun with both arms.

I kiss them on the neck while kneading their big butts as much as I want.

“Thank you. You guys.”

“Yeah. Good luck, Master. Call me if there’s anyone else you want me to kill.”

“That’s not why I called you, but…….”

“Please fuck us in a tough-love mood again. Master~.”

After putting them both in the Ona-van,

I headed to a place called the White Whale Inn.

Sword Saint Eustia is there.