My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 419

EP.417 Emergency Onahole Situation!!

From the second-floor lounge of the cafe, the white, pristine headquarters of the Correctional Department is visible.

It’s where my silver-haired girlfriend—Isabella—serves as the head, and where countless villains have been caught and thrown in over the past year, but it’s an unfamiliar place to me.

Hunter, Hero, Magic Beast, Gravity Wave.

Like these things, the “Correctional Institution” also didn’t exist in my world before the possession.

Isabella seems to visit occasionally to check on her sister, Xenobia, but I haven’t.

Rachel takes care of all the compensation-related matters, and besides,

like how ordinary people don’t usually go to prisons or detention centers unless they have to visit someone, and it’s better not to, that’s how I feel too.

“Since you’re here, why don’t we find a good onahole and go?”

I turned around, startled, and there was a blonde beauty.

“I thought Little was here……”

My perverted goddess, En-chan, peeks over the table with a bright smile.

The plump star decoration on the center of her head is still infuriatingly cute.

“Let’s find lots of new onaholes! Lots★”

“Come to think of it, I met a small heroine like you yesterday. What’s gotten into you?”

“I didn’t do anything? What kind of heroine has small breasts~~~? She’s just a girl.”

“At first, I thought you had infiltrated.”

But I knew it wasn’t her when I saw the look in her eyes when she touched the jelly [referring to a magical substance containing a person’s essence].

I’ve seen that the goddess of eroge [a genre of Japanese adult video games] is cheerful and innocent when she’s remodeling personalities.

What Little showed was a hotter desire.

It’s closer to wanting to feel joy by watching how they react when you torment the jelly.

“You want a small onahole too? Sanghyuk-nim. Luring such a small child with jelly……”

“Don’t say ‘luring a small child with jelly’! The situation gets weird!!”

“You’re already tired of big breasts. Hmm……. Oh my…….”

“That’s not it.”

“Touching is arrestable. Arrest!”

I agree that the blonde warden looks like she’d arrest you if you touched her.

I almost said, ‘You’re the one who put someone like that in as a heroine,’ but I stopped myself.

It’s not like she knows everything that happens in OnaAka [a fictional adult game]…….

The goddess of eroge just watches what happens in OnaAka with amusement. ……Sometimes she interferes too.

“I came here today to meet Shins Bezier.”

“Hmm~~. The pretty blonde saint heroine……. I was so sad that I didn’t get to bang her right away back then….”

It’s been eight months since I parted ways with Shins.

I haven’t met Xenobia or Shins Bezier since they were captured by the headquarters as S-class villains.

The fact that this perverted goddess hasn’t been whining all this time means

that Xenobia and Shins Bezier weren’t ready to be opened yet [referring to being ready for sexual activity in the context of the game].

I wonder if that’s different now…….

‘Or maybe she just hasn’t said anything because she’s been full all this time.’

“How’s the drawing going?”

“Yes~~ I’ve drawn a lot~. Inspiration is pouring out~~. Seeing my little sister’s pregnant pussy is the best~♡”

The eroge developer and goddess of eroge, En-chan, smiled happily, supporting her soft cheeks with her hands.

It’s not just my pregnant girlfriends who are happy.

She seems to have 100% job satisfaction.

Lucky her.

I’m the one who’s been banging heroine pussies, so why does she look happier?

“It can finally be proven that no older brother can resist his little sister’s pregnant pussy! Bang bang!”

“Don’t make me the person who proved something so lewd……”

Should I tear off this star on her head that’s spouting nonsense?

En-chan covered the star with her small hand, sensing the danger.

“No! It’s the symbol of the goddess of eroge. This Erostar!”

“I have hundreds of thousands of them. Those Erostars.”

Because they pour out every time En-chan says 「ㅇㅈ」 [a Korean slang abbreviation for ” 인정,” meaning ” 인정합니다” which translates to “I acknowledge” or “I agree”], I have more than a few black stars accumulated as mileage.

“Hey, when are you going to let me exchange the coupons~~.”

“E…… Ehe…. The cheat items are too dangerous anymore, wouldn’t you say……?”

“Well, now that the game’s already been攻略ed [Japanese term meaning “conquered” or “completed”]…….”

“No!! The hidden heroines are, still remaining!!”

Well, there must be some left somewhere…….

“You don’t think I’m going to travel around the world to meet heroines I don’t even know, do you?”

“You won’t!? A trip to collect overseas onaholes after graduation!”

“I’m not that crazy about holes!”

“Uuuu!! There are so many really delicious, goddess-guaranteed heroine pussies……. All virgins……. Squeezing so tight…….”

“That’s…….”

That’s not bad.

Honestly, it’s true that I’ve become an onahole tycoon to the point where others would say, “Isn’t that enough”……!

But at this point.

Depending on the day, the mood, the time, the costume…….

I want to eat different pussies depending on all sorts of moods!!

If there are infinitely many foods I can eat in the world, there’s no reason to deliberately narrow the range I can eat.

It’s just that there’s a limit to how much can fit in my stomach, so I can’t eat everything…….

There’s no end to human greed.

“Tempting, right!?”

“Tempting…….”

“Then, we should increase the number of onaholes, right?”

“Increase…….”

“OnaAka let’s go!”

『Emergency Onahole Quest Generated!!』

“Let’s……. What’s an emergency onahole quest?!”

En? Where did she go?

As I looked around, a cute blonde beauty who looked exactly like En looked up at me, tilting her head.

“Emergency onahole?”

“……”

Cute.

At first, I thought, “She’s not really my type as a girlfriend” because of her small height…….

But she’s styling herself like a proper adult woman, so I feel relieved that I’m not with a child.

She wore a tennis skirt high to make her legs look longer to compensate for her small height,

and the ivory blouse also suited her well. Did she put on makeup subtly?

Little in casual clothes was small and cute anyway.

“Little-ssi [Korean honorific]. ……Hello.”

“Make yourself comfortable. Like when we talk on Kakao [a popular Korean messaging app]……. Well, I know I don’t look like an older woman.”

“……I will.”

“But, what’s an emergency onahole?”

…….

I don’t really know either.

What is an emergency onahole? There’s only one person here who can explain what an onahole is…….

Swish.

She didn’t wait for an answer and walked past me to sit in the chair.

My heart fluttered slightly when I saw that her feet didn’t touch the floor.

I suddenly feel like I want to buy her something?

“There are no customers.”

“I rented the whole store to talk for a bit. I’ll leave before lunchtime.”

I sat across from Little.

“Warden-nim [Korean honorific]. What do you want to eat?”

“Iced Americano.”

I want to ask, 「Are you old enough to drink coffee」.

I’d get hit, right……?

“Your clothes suit you well. Do you have a date today?”

“No. If you really want to get technical, what we’re doing now is closer to a date…….”

“…….”

Oh, isn’t this a pretty good sign……?

“Well, if you and I went on a date, one of us would get arrested, though.”

“Ah…….”

Haha……. I couldn’t help but smile bitterly.

“Dating a young student in a school uniform. That’s quite dangerous.”

“You’re the one who would get arrested?”

“Then who would get arrested?”

……Is that a drip [slang for joke] that only adults with 로○ [romanization of Korean slang referring to a specific body type] bodies can make…….

“I’m not a young student, so it’s okay.”

“Of course. There’s no hero more famous than you these days. S-class Hero Onahole Man.”

Little held out her small palm to me.

“Huh?”

“Jelly. Let me touch it.”

“Did you leave jelly with me? I have a favor to ask. If you grant it.”

“What is it?”

I want to go inside the Correctional Department with warden authority.

When I said that…….

“Hmm…….”

As expected, Little made a difficult expression.

“That’s not a favor you can ask of a mere warden, is it?”

“Not a mere warden, but a first-class warden, right?”

“…….”

[Emergency Onahole Quest!!★]

[Intercourse with 『Onahole Candidate』 and subjugation within 255 seconds]

[Reserved Skill – 『Instant Lewd Breeding』, 『Anywhere Fellatio』]

[Pervert Rank – B+]

Another onahole quest popped up.

What, intercourse with an onahole candidate……?

Is this 『Erotic Trap Dungeon』 Part 2?

The reality manipulation intensity of Lucky Lecher can sometimes get high, but today another intense wave is expected.

“Wouldn’t it be faster to ask the head of the headquarters instead of me?”

Little blinked her eyes and said.

“Ah……. I don’t want to bother Isabella while she’s resting.”

“You want to meet the saint of the Hahm Pureun Society, right?”

“……Why?”

As if,

there’s someone else I want to meet?

Mystery?

Little rested her chin on her hand and pondered for a moment.

“…….”

“I’ll get the coffee.”

When I came back, she was still thinking.

“Little?”

“Isabella told me not to let Kim Sanghyuk meet anyone he wants to see.”

“Isabella did?”

“I think I can tell you now……. That is….”

“Is it Xenobia?”

Nod.

It seems Isabella was

keeping me from going to see Xenobia out of curiosity.

If I had gone a little earlier, I would have been rejected by the wardens. There’s a high possibility that I wouldn’t have been able to meet Xenobia even if I had tried.

“Before considering Hero Kim Sanghyuk’s request, I’m worried about breaking this taboo.”

“Don’t worry. I’m not going to meet Xenobia.”

“Can you promise?”

“I promise.”

“This promise isn’t just a promise from a student. I’ll trust you.”

Then is that it?

I take a breather while drinking coffee with Little.

“Jelly. Let me touch it.”

“Are you going to let me in?”

“Yes, I’ll let you in with related personnel authority.”

“Okay, then…….”

I put my hand into the Ona-ben [a fictional device for storing “jelly”].

Touching.

Whose breasts are these…….

“Whose jelly should I do? Does it matter?”

“You have a lot of jelly stored? Amazing……!”

Little’s eyes lit up like a child choosing a toy.

“I have to take it out of my body, but it’ll be quick.”

“Ah……. But. If I can choose the jelly, I like the flame witch’s jelly…….”

“The flame witch’s jelly…… Shirin?”

“Yes. Let me touch that jelly.”

“…….”

Jelly order, huh.

Hmm…… Will Shirin cooperate right away?

“Instead, you promise not to hurt the jelly.”

“Does jelly have human rights?”

“It doesn’t have human rights, but I’m responsible for it.”

“Hmm……. Okay……. I’ll just touch it…….”

…It’s unsettling, but.

I decided to get an admission ticket to the Correctional Department with Shirin’s jelly.

“Okay. Then I’ll be right back……. Will you wait here?”

“Ah, I came out briefly before going to work, so please contact me directly when you’re ready.”

“Okay.”

It seems like I have to go to work now.

That such a soft, blonde beauty is a working woman…….

Even if she just pours juice for her older brother, she’s admirable. It’s a feeling that stimulates the protective instinct, like you should pat her head, saying she’s admirable.

But……. There’s something on her head.

★.

A vulgar Erostar is floating above her head.

It’s a star I often saw when checking onahole characteristics…….

[Reserved skill activated in 33 seconds]

“Oop.”

Little getting off the chair.

Could it be…… Is this girl the onahole target?

Even though people have emptied out, this is the cafe lounge on the 2nd floor in broad daylight……!!

No way, right?

“Then I’ll be going. Hero Kim Sanghyuk-ssi.”

Little reaching out her hand.

I shook hands with her and mumbled, my brain blank, not knowing what to say.

“G, go on.”

“……Hero Kim Sanghyuk-ssi?”

“Go quickly. Hurry.”

“Okay. Jelly, it’s a promise.”

I watched Little go down the stairs and my heart calmed down.

Was I worried for nothing…….

Even in an eroge, there’s no way, right?

[5, 4, 3, 2]

What is this countdown…….

My spine tingled. No way, is it coming!

First year intuition of OnaAka!!

“Shione!”