My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 42

Chapter 41 – Warning: Pervert Sex Ahead

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It’s morning.

I don’t feel the sensation of a moist, rough tongue caressing my throbbing member, nor the fingers delicately enveloping my testicles.

A normal morning.

This is definitely how it should be, but I feel a sense of disappointment.

Only my cock, unable to forget Serena’s devoted oral service, stood erect and throbbed towards the ceiling.

“Idiot. Moron.”

“Whoa!”

I was startled when blonde hair suddenly popped up next to the bed!

I definitely locked the door, didn’t I!?

The intruder was none other than the goddess of eroge [erotic game], En-chan.

“En… you scared me.”

“I’m the one who’s shocked, Sanghyuk! You’re supposed to be an eroge protagonist, yet you’ve already come in a tissue twice…”

“Cough…”

I hastily throw the crumpled tissues rolling on the table into the trash can.

“Idiot, moron.”

“Can you not belittle my efforts to maintain domestic peace?”

“You have a perfectly good onahole [sex toy] in your little sister, so why are you using tissues? Are you stupid?”

“My sister is not an onahole!!”

Don’t instill such twisted common sense in me.

I’m already confused enough these days!

“If you had asked Serena, you could have shot your load in her mouth, feeling great~, and gone to sleep.”

“No… Serena isn’t my personal onahole.”

“But she is, isn’t she?”

“What if Stella finds out about that?”

“Then you’ll have two onaholes! Hehe!”

Is that how it would work?

“Stella is weak against forceful advances! I’ve emphasized this countless times. If you overwhelm her saying, ‘I can’t help but be turned on by Stella, sorry,’ she’ll be yours…”

“No, I won’t. Didn’t you see me betting my entire fortune on sanitary pads?”

“You pure love fanatic!!”

“I’m just normal…”

Rather, I can’t bear the instability of my relationship with Serena right now.

Stella is just a baby sister who has barely regained her trust in her big brother.

There’s no connection to anything sexual.

“What if Stella sees me doing that with Serena? How shocked would she be?”

It’s 100% blackened Stella again [referring to a yandere or someone who becomes dangerously obsessive].

“That’s when you force yourself on her. ‘Can’t I use my little sister’s hole? Just stay still!’ ‘Brother, hng, I trusted you, I trusted youuuu♡'”

This perverted goddess. Her Stella impersonation is so good it’s even more infuriating.

“Instead of just criticizing me, give me some credit. I’m trying to play along with ‘My Onahole Academy’.”

“Ahhh!”

En blushes and smiles happily.

“That was great… The expression on Isabella, the hidden heroine of ‘My Onahole Academy’, as she helplessly crumbles from personality excretion…♡♡”

“I pretty much gave her a proper correction, didn’t I? Admit it.”

“Ehhh, I didn’t give you infinite stamina for nothing. You should have at least put your dick in her and said, ‘I’ll give you a stamp for every pussy pounding you receive♡’…”

“What the hell is in your head!!”

More importantly, did you say infinite stamina?

No wonder I kept getting hard no matter how many times I came…

But I won’t complain about that. Any man would agree. Infinite stamina is a blessing.

“But I’ll give you one point for your uterus massage play with Isabella, Erotic Game Sanghyuk.”

[En-chan acknowledges you!]

[Acknowledgement +1]

“…I’m not particularly happy, but…”

“I was holding my breath, waiting for Isabella to squirt jelly booby juice.”

“Do you think I would do something like that?”

“I saw you cheating on Seridwen even though you have a girlfriend~?”

When did that happen….

“Wow, pure love enthusiast Kim Sanghyuk is dead.”

“…It’s because I keep getting overly stimulating appeals from non-game characters.”

Impossible situations keep happening. From the start!

“Ehhh~ Are you making excuses? You rubbed your dick on a black-haired older hunter’s thigh while having a girlfriend, didn’t you?”

“…Couldn’t you express it as ‘I gave her my heart’?”

“I don’t use such girly wording.”

“I’m just saying you should have some shame as an intelligent being.”

En-chan puts her hands on her hips and sighs.

“If you avoid it like that, unhappy heroines will keep increasing.”

“…Not really. I didn’t do anything weird.”

“You’re already making one girl sad!”

Who are you talking about… Yoona?

“No… On the contrary, Haena would be sad if I cheated…”

“You really don’t get it~ A harem isn’t that simple.”

I have a feeling En’s harem indoctrination is about to begin.

A chalkboard slides up from the floor, and En puts on glasses.

“Now, look here.”

“This whole production is so old-fashioned.”

“…”

“Could it be… En, how old are you…”

The chalkboard and glasses slide back in.

“Ahem. Now! If you have two women as lovers, their relationship will break down, right?”

“I guess so.”

“What about three? What about four?”

“Doesn’t that just mean the guy has no conscience?”

“No!! The women start competing to receive the love of the alpha male. From that point on, cheating isn’t a problem! It’s natural for my man to do that!”

“…Where does that confidence come from…”

“This is! The life of a pack leader!! I’m telling you because you don’t know!”

…I don’t think a pack leader in modern society lives with dozens of women.

Her distorted philosophy is, in my opinion, nothing more than a “eroge protagonist” who repeatedly cums without responsibility.

“It’s okay if Yoona meets other guys!?”

“Stop making me imagine such shitty things…”

Of course, I don’t like it.

The traces of our past flirtation don’t suddenly disappear, and I still have feelings for Yoona.

I just have a girlfriend now, so I’m trying to bury those feelings as much as possible….

“This is a review. Common sense you need to know when playing ‘My Onahole Academy’. Cheating isn’t a problem. Repeat after me.”

“It can’t not be a problem… Do you want to see me get stabbed to death?”

“You have to give love well. That’s why.”

No… Does that mean I might get stabbed if I don’t give love well?

That’s creepy.

“I don’t know if I’ll marry Haena or not. But right now, we’re just taking the time to get to know each other better…”

Maybe we could date with marriage in mind.

In another year or two… after I’ve established myself in society a bit more….

I’d have to take out a loan and buy a house first. Maybe I won’t need a loan if onahole sales go well. I could find a spacious house for my family and start there with both of us working….

Huh? This ‘life rail’ feels familiar?

Come to think of it, it’s the path I’ve been on endlessly even before I was possessed.

“Sadly, you’ve lived as a non-game character for too long… Your harem cells are all dead…”

“There’s no such thing as harem cells.”

“You will realize today that the protagonist doesn’t have to look for a happy future so far away, Sanghyuk.”

…It’s like a prophecy from a shaman.

“En. I understand what you’re saying. But am I going to change suddenly?”

I’ve lived in a non-game world for over 20 years.

If I suddenly started sleeping with everyone just because I was possessed, wouldn’t that be weird….

“First, open the locked door. You have to be able to accept your sister’s morning wood as a matter of course. You’re such a wimp.”

…What exactly is the ideal man in En’s mind?

In any case, after she leaves, the fourth morning of my possession in “My Onahole Academy” begins.

“Ugh.”

My erection won’t stop, to the point where my back is stiff.

It feels like my dick is protesting, saying, “Where’s Serena’s mouth! Give it to me!”

‘It’s the weekend today…’

Should I sleep more?

Just as I was thinking that, a KakaoTalk [Korean messaging app] message arrived.

[Haena]

When are you coming to my house today?

Ah… I was supposed to go to Haena’s house….

[Kim Sanghyuk]

I’ll go after breakfast. Send me the address.

Yesterday’s cosplay Haena… was great….

I felt a little excited at the thought of seeing my girlfriend.

“Brother. Are you awake?”

I run into Stella on the stairs.

“Hi. Stella.”

“…”

Stella’s eyes meet my bulging erection over my pants, and she hurriedly goes down the stairs.

“I-It’s a physiological phenomenon!”

…My erection won’t subside.

Serena, who was preparing breakfast, smiled bashfully when she saw my erection.

‘Why are you smiling like that…’

“Oppa [term for older brother used by females]… If it’s hard for you…”

“No… It’ll go down soon.”

That’s what I said, but

There was no way to stop my dick from getting harder as I looked at Serena and Stella, so I was fully erect all morning.

‘Is the breakfast menu bread~?’

The golden-brown surface, cooked with butter, looks appetizing.

It seems my sisters are planning to make do with yogurt and bananas.

“Aren’t you guys eating?”

“We’re on a diet.”

Stella answered coolly, then finished eating and got up first.

Her hot pink dolphin shorts caught my eye…….

“What are you looking at? Brother.”

“Opanmu?”

That’s what I blurted out because I didn’t want to get caught admiring Stella’s butt.

I’d probably just get told to get lost again. Or so I thought.

But Stella pulls down her pants in front of me.

As if winking.

“Beige.”

For a moment, I thought she wasn’t wearing any panties.

…….

“You’re the one who asked, so why are you surprised?”

“…Nice.”

“Don’t do that outside. Only do it for us.”

“Only do it for us”…….

She must be talking about panties, right? There’s no way she knows what Serena and I are doing.

If she did, a bright red divine punishment would have struck the top of my head.

Stella goes up the stairs with a sulky face.

‘…Beige…’

The secret in the dolphin pants of my blonde tsundere [character archetype: initially cold but softens over time] sister…….

Ah. Damn…… My erection won’t stop.

“Oppa~ I’m going to do laundry, so if you have anything to wash, bring it to me♡”

‘Anything to wash… Why are you saying that part so lewdly.’

Is it just my imagination? It must be my imagination, right?

The first weekend in “My Onahole Academy”, with both sisters at home, was quite dangerous from the morning.

I went into the dressing room to put my school uniform in the laundry basket, and Serena was taking clothes out of the dryer with her butt facing me.

…….

Wiggle wiggle.

Serena’s big butt wiggles gently.

“Oh, Oppa, you’re here? I’ll wash it for you. Put it in there.”

You’re talking about the laundry basket, right?

“O~ppa? Put it in quickly.”

I slapped Serena’s butt.

“Heeung!!?”

“Stop joking around.”

She doesn’t look like she’s sorry at all?

She’s giving me a look like, ‘Hehet, it’s a shame I couldn’t seduce Oppa more♡’.

But the way she’s standing there with the laundry basket in her arms is completely innocent.

“Oppa. Where are you going?”

“To see my girlfriend. It looks like I’ll be late, so don’t wait for me.”

“……Okay. Your girlfriend is in big trouble…♡”

…What’s in big trouble?

“…Oppa, you’re amazing…”

“…How do you know that…….”

“Well~♡”

“Wait. Don’t say any more. How do I end this conversation?”

I’m already tired as I leave the house.

Paradoxically, I’m tired because my stamina is infinite.

My dick, which wouldn’t subside, gradually calmed down as I came out into the street where there were no heroines and got some fresh air.

…….

As I got closer to the new villa where my black-haired K-cup [small breast size] girlfriend was waiting for me, blood rushed to my head.

‘We just started dating yesterday, so would it be shameless to expect that far?’

But it would be a lie if I didn’t expect something like that at all when going to my girlfriend’s house on the weekend.

[Haena]

The password for the main entrance is 1013.

1013…….

Room 305? Is this it?

‘Huh?’

It’s not an abnormal gravity wave, but I notice a strange shimmering on the floor in front of the door of room 305, so I take a closer look.

Words were engraved on the floor. Along with a familiar star symbol.

[Warning: Pervert Sex Ahead]

[Author – Super Cute Goddess En-chan★]

[Ooh, two perverted holes]

[Author – Cute and Adorable En-chan★]

…….

It’s okay to have sex with your girlfriend.

If I get agitated, I’ll fall for En’s plan. Let’s stay calm.

I press the doorbell, and the door opens.

I’m at my limit of holding back. I felt like I had to hug Haena as soon as I saw her face.

Show me your pretty face quickly, Haena.

“Yes, who is it~?”

But the one who opened the door was.

“Oh my?”

It was Haena’s older sister.

“A friend of our daughter? It’s a boy?”

No, it was her mother…….