My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 426

EP.424 Counter Pervert Attack

“Huh?”

“I said I’ll make sure the game with Sanghyuk-nim proceeds fairly…”

“Good…”

No, I said I’m not going to do it!

“Sanghyuk-nim…”

“N, what’s going on?”

N smoothly approached me.

“Sadly, this is also a predetermined cause and effect… Sanghyuk-nim and I must overcome this trial together. Akashia’s power is absolute, but it’s not without its flaws.”

“If you don’t talk normally, I’m going to flick your forehead a hundred times.”

“…A troublemaker has interfered with our eroge [erotic game] life!”

Hmm. Now that’s like N-chan.

She’s prettier than usual, and I felt like she had a goddess-like aura, so I almost used honorifics.

“Oh, ahem! I need to be careful right now because I’m in Goddess of Fate mode.”

“Whatever. Why do I suddenly have to play with that goddess?”

“That…”

N was searching for something to say, then she started to sob as if she had given up.

“You should think of it as fortunate that it’s just playing… The perspectives of gods and humans are completely different…”

“…”

“You guys were having so much fun. I wanted to join in.”

Damn it. Is it because the opponent isn’t at Sione’s level, but a being with true absolute divinity?

“Don’t worry. This time, it’s just a formality. The real game is later…”

“This isn’t the real game?”

“Yeah. It’s relatively easy… Really.”

“…”

I stared at N intently.

“What does our goddess do?”

“I, I’m just making sure the game proceeds fairly, checking this and that!”

“Instead of saving us, you’re doing a balance patch [an update to adjust the game’s balance]?”

“It’s possible! Also… That… Depending on the results, I can force the pervert rules on them in reverse!”

!?

…Pervert rules…

I see. Just like the opponent is forcing a horror mood on us,

we can also force a pervert mood as a ‘counter attack’.

“Pervert?”

Akashia tilted her head.

In that brief moment, her breasts jiggled slightly, and I steeled my resolve.

Should I do it…?

“If we lose something, you should lose something too. That’s what makes it a game! Right, Akashia?”

“You suddenly have motivation?”

“Akashia, be prepared! If you lose the game, we’ll take your… Ehehehe… Lewd scene!”

Akashia looked at me and N, then burst out laughing.

“You really are a well-matched duo. Okay. Then… Shall I explain?”

“Let’s hear it first…”

It seems like valuable hints are coming up now.

If it’s a game with the lewd act with the busty goddess Akashia on the line, I’m willing to listen to the story!

“First, whether or not you’ve cleared the Domain of Sin will be determined by dealing with the ‘First Half’.”

“The First Half?”

But was First Half the official name?

Regina, you have a good sense…

Well, it looks like a half, as it is.

“Yeah. It’s somewhere here, so look for it. But if you go as you are now, you’ll die.”

“Are there conditions for dealing with it?”

“You catch on quick. You must deal with the First Half ‘with the hands of someone who has not sinned’… Understand?”

“…”

Why is she being so kind?

I feel like there’s some kind of fishy trick hidden.

“It sounds easy just listening. I haven’t committed any sins…”

“Really? Do you think there’s a human who hasn’t committed any sins in their life?”

“It’s too unfair if you retroactively apply the years before entering the domain!?”

“It just so happens that there is such a person here.”

What?

There’s someone in the Villain Correction Headquarters who hasn’t sinned…?

“N. I’m right, aren’t I?”

“Yes, that’s right… Sanghyuk-nim. As Akashia said, there is a human here who is not a target of the ‘Domain of Sin’.”

“Who is it?”

“That’s…”

“It’s cheating to ask N that. We’re high-ranking goddesses, so we know everything…”

“…”

Is she telling me to figure it out myself?

“I’ll acknowledge it as skill even if you just guess and get it right. But… It’s better to know exactly. Something terrible will happen if you mess with the First Half.”

“…Even if you tell me to know exactly, I don’t know what the Half is.”

“There’s also ‘someone who knows exactly about the Half’. Both of them are people you know.”

“…People I know…?”

Akashia smiled gently.

Her sky-blue eyes, which seemed to have hidden meanings, made me nervous.

“Now. Let’s start. N has confirmed that this game is fair. Right?”

“…I confirmed it. But…”

N glared at Akashia with angry eyes.

“Since you forced such an unreasonable game on Sanghyuk-nim, you have to give up something if you lose!”

“Okay. You can bet anything you want…”

“…”

Should I do it?

N and I made eye contact.

“Okay.”

『Domain Expansion』

I stopped time and opened the domain, bringing Akashia into the Onahole Domain.

“This is…”

“What should we do? Sanghyuk-nim.”

“Is perverted vaginal sex about right?”

“…”

Akashia flinched. Just because she’s the goddess of sin and punishment doesn’t mean she doesn’t feel shame.

“If you’re going that far, I have no choice but to get serious too?”

“…Tch.”

“Tch.”

“You two really seem like a good couple… Hey, I don’t know what that pervert thing is, but adjust the level appropriately.”

“…Etiquette-injection fellatio?”

“That seems good…”

N and I offered 『Akashia’s Perverted Etiquette-Injection Fellatio』 as a condition.

“Hmm… What is that anyway.”

“Akashia, you’re not really explaining how painful it will be for Sanghyuk-nim if he becomes a Half, are you?”

“…Yeah, right? But I’ll properly embrace him afterwards and take him to my world.”

“We won’t explain either. We adjusted the level… I can’t concede any more than this!”

“…”

Isn’t risking your life for a fellatio a bit much?

But it’s a valuable reward that N negotiated and won.

She’s a goddess who seems impossible to even hold hands with, so it ignited my desire to challenge her.

“Okay… I’ll play with you.”

“Pervert rules, established…!! Now’s the time! Sanghyuk-nim!”

【Restrain the Goddess of Sin and Punishment with the Rules of Ona-Akashia】

“!”

Clang!

The chains of Lucky Lewdness, which flew from an invisible place, tried to restrain Akashia.

The chains seemed to be pushed away without touching Akashia for a moment.

“Okay… I’ll accept it.”

Akashia deliberately let the chains wrap around her body as if she were releasing her defense.

“Hehehe, good job!”

N-chan clenched her fist.

“I’ll have you serve Sanghyuk-nim’s dick with that perverted impregnation body. Akashia!!”

“I’m getting excited. You guys were having all this fun just between yourselves?”

“…I’m the one who’s rolling [suffering]. You damn goddesses.”

This is bad.

Judging from what Akashia is saying, it doesn’t seem like she attacked because she had hostility towards me.

But love and obsession can be more troublesome than hostility.

…I’ve become a man who is obsessed over by two goddesses…

If you include the (quasi) goddess Sione, isn’t it three?

“Sanghyuk-nim. I’ll cheer you on! Bringing her here is really amazing.”

“Is it really amazing?”

“O-Of, of course! A hidden heroine… More than that…! Lewd acts with a celestial goddess who is on par with me… This… This is like the legendary eroge, 『Goddess Conquest』, is actually happening…!”

“…What’s that…”

“It’s a popular eroge in the divine realm. Don’t you know it?”

How would I know something like that…

The name of the popular eroge in the divine realm is Goddess Conquest, it’s really the end of the world.

Anyway…

The opponent has accepted the restraint, so is this a fair game?

N seems to have looked at the internal rules and confirmed it, so I should have a good chance of winning too.

“Actually, fear comes from the unknown. If you tell me everything like this, it means it’s doable. The fear has also decreased.”

Akashia smiled leisurely while still bound by the chains.

“If you want to receive the rewards, you better hurry.

Those two people I gave you hints about are in a very dangerous situation…”

…

Time limit!

Can’t I go while time is stopped? Ah, there’s a limit to activity energy…

And I don’t know the way to the underground of the Correction Center. It just so happens that there’s a guard in the party who can guide me.

‘I see. The conditions are met.’

It seems like it depends on whether I can do it quickly or not.

“Shall I tell you what happens if you fail to deal with the First Half?”

“No. I’m going to succeed no matter what…”

“S, Sanghyuk-nim…!”

If I fail, well…

From then on, will I become a Half who is loved by Akashia?

…These goddesses’ obsessions are driving me crazy.

How did I, who accidentally possessed an eroge, end up with such bad luck…

…

No, I was happy enough in the past year to have no regrets even if I died.

Now I feel like I’ve become the protagonist to protect Ona-Akashia.

“Sanghyuk-nim… Hngh! If I had known this would happen, I should have trained you with perverted ero games from the start.”

“Would that even help with the Half game…!”

Ugh…

I fiddled with N’s cheeks.

“Did you take off the stars and put on makeup? You’re pretty.”

“…”

N suddenly blushed shyly without saying a word.

Akashia saw that and wiggled her body, causing the chains to rattle.

“…What are you doing in front of me? Huh? N? Are you showing off how close you are with your partner?”

“Ehehehe…♡”

“I’m definitely taking Kim Sanghyuk. First, for about three hundred years.”

“Hmph, our Sanghyuk-nim will be my eroge partner for ten thousand years?”

“…”

Ten thousand years is…

At that point, I could create a country with the babies I’ve given birth to…

I moved on, leaving behind the goddesses’ conversation that was killing the tension.

“We’ll be watching while having a tea party.”

“I’ll be watching while waving a cheering stick! You have to be careful. If you fall into a trap against the Half, it’s over…!”

“Ugh! Don’t give me hints so sneakily!”

“Mmph!! Mph! Sanghyuk, nim, fight… ing… Mph!!”

Squeeze.

N was grabbed by Akashia and disappeared as if being dragged away.

‘…They’re goddesses of the same level, so I don’t have to worry.’

It looked like a moment of friends joking around.

The problem is…

‘Hah, damn it. I’m just a human…’

Anyway.

Only goddesses can move in stopped time…

The 『First Half』 isn’t at the exit either.

Shhh!

I returned to Regina’s side and released the time stop.

“Ah!?”

“I’m back…”

“Did you find out anything?”

“A way to clear this domain.”

“As expected of an S-class hero…!! Amazing…!”

Let’s summarize again.

According to the hints Akashia gave, there is something called the First Half in the Correction Center.

That’s a target that must be dealt with under special conditions.

The condition is 『with the hands of someone who has not sinned』…

One person who knows about the Half.

One person who can deal with the Half.

They exist now, both are in dangerous situations, and they’re all familiar faces…?”

‘Wait a minute.’

I realized a terrifying fact and cold sweat ran down my spine.

If there are two people I know in the Correction Center right now…

There are only two people.

One is Shinse Bezier.

…One is…

I felt a chill down my spine as if the wind was blowing on the back of my neck.

The sensation of when my chest was pierced came to mind.

Like Isabella’s white color inversion mode…

I remembered that villain who was all black and pitch-black, yet his skin was so transparent that you could see through it….