My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 437

EP.435 Welcoming the Guest (Hole)

“This place is…”

“Familiar, isn’t it?”

The place where we hid while tracking the Saintess and the Villain Alliance.

The mansion with a yard, owned by the Alliance, is now our family’s home.

“Wow. Did you buy it?”

“I received it as a gift.”

I couldn’t afford a place like this even if I wanted to.

Especially since it was within the restricted area. It was literally obtained through a direct deal with the Director.

The Saintess is looking around, amazed to be back, and Shirin is just looking around out of simple curiosity.

The two of them are like a princess and her maid…

…Is it racist to say the one with darker skin looks like a maid?

But the Saintess’s beauty truly shines. Her transparent skin and radiant blonde hair make it seem as if she hadn’t suffered at all in prison…

Even the shy gaze she gives me when she notices my attention is perfect.

“Homeowner confirmed. Guest confirmed.”

The AI drone, Sona, flies over.

“What kind of ‘hole’ is it this time? Classification required.”

“…Are you going to address the guests like that?”

What about my reputation?!

Well, one of them *is* a ‘hole’, though.

“I will prepare the reception. Shall we open the pool?”

“Uh… um…”

The pool?

Isn’t that a bit much?

When you think about it, bringing an S-class villain and an A-class villain to a place where my family is… what am I even doing?

‘Well.’

My dick was in her debt on the way here.

It would also be good to show Shirin the good side of her master.

“Open it.”

As I went inside, Serena, dressed in casual clothes, greeted me.

“Oh, Oppa. Are those people the guests?”

I had already told my sisters and family that they were coming.

“Yeah.”

“Should I start preparing food right away?”

“Ah, I’m not hungry…! I’m fine…”

As soon as Shinse said that, her stomach made a loud rumbling sound.

…Ooh.

Such a loud sound from that slender waist.

“…”

Shinse’s face turned bright red.

“H-Heuh. I-I apologize for my noisy stomach…”

“You should eat when you’re hungry. Make some food.”

The two of them don’t know how to react to my sister’s warm welcome.

Shirin keeps looking around the spacious interior of the house.

“I’ll help too… You’re pregnant, so…”

I grabbed Shinse and made her sit down.

Looking at her sitting like this, I don’t like the prisoner’s uniform.

“Serena, I’ll borrow some of your clothes.”

“Okay~~.”

I went to the dressing room and had them pick out my sisters’ clothes.

There are plenty of clothes here that haven’t even been unwrapped yet, all of which I gifted.

“This is… wow.”

The walls on all sides are completely filled with clothes.

Shoes too. Watches too.

Honestly, it’s a bit embarrassing for me. I still use the small closet in my office, but this place feels like a clumsy imitation of the rich people on TV.

‘Am I feeling guilty because I’m a *nouveau riche* [newly rich person]?’

If you lined up the highest-earning hunters, I’d be in the top ten, but the gap widens significantly with each step up.

Still, I’m quite satisfied. Because I have a lot of money anyway.

“Change into something you like and come out.”

“Is that… okay?”

“As you know, Serena can’t wear them right now.”

“Ah…”

The pretty going-out clothes are only hanging on the rack, kept clean by the caretaker.

I left the two of them in the dressing room…

I lightly hugged Serena from behind.

“Serena~.”

“Yes, hehe…”

“What’s on the menu today?”

I nuzzle Serena’s neck while she’s slicing *식전 bread* [pre-meal bread] and fondling her breasts.

“Ahng… Gambas…”

Red cherry tomatoes, shrimp, and green-yellow broccoli are simmering in a cast iron pan.

“What about Serena’s breasts?”

“Only Oppa can eat those.”

I spent time fondling Serena’s breasts from behind while she cooked…

Soon, I welcome the Saintess who came out of the dressing room.

“Oh.”

Jeans and an off-shoulder *coordi* [matching outfit].

Shinse seems to have tried to give off an effortlessly stylish vibe.

On the other hand, Shirin was showing off her voluptuous figure in a rather sexy-looking two-piece black outfit.

‘Did Serena even have clothes like that…’

I think it would suit the *매도* [cold/alluring] version of Serena well.

“I changed…”

“It suits you well. Shirin too.”

“It’s amazing that there’s clothes that fit my chest perfectly.”

“That’s the average chest size of the women in this house.”

“Okay, it’s all done… Please sit down.”

Gambas & cream pasta prepared by Serena.

Pickles are also *담겨있다* [served] in a small bowl.

“I’ll eat well.”

“I will enjoy the meal…”

Shirin was already eating.

It’s Serena’s cooking that I always eat, so there’s nothing special about it, but everyone seems to be enjoying it.

Familiar *가쓰오부시* [katsuobushi/dried bonito flakes] taste… Is it slightly in the pasta?

The cream is soft, but just as it was about to feel a little lacking, the spiciness of the *청양고추* [cheongyang chili pepper] that was mixed in about one made me think, ‘*음, 그렇지. 이게 한국인이 만든 파스타지.*’ [Mmm, that’s right. This is pasta made by a Korean].

It perfectly satisfies my tongue.

“The *간* [seasoning] might be a little bland…”

“No, it’s perfect!”

“It’s delicious… sob sob…”

Shinse was almost crying.

“It’s been so long since I’ve had a meal like this. 흐윽 [sniffle].”

“Was prison life hard?”

“Ah…”

“…”

Shinse suddenly closed her mouth.

“Well, you can say it was hard if it was hard. Did you commit a crime?”

“I committed a crime…”

“So, Oppa. Who is this person?”

“Someone I became close to in the past due to a mission. She has agreed to help me with my work this time as well.”

“Please take good care of Oppa~.”

“…”

Serena bows her head, and Shinse *벌떡 일어난다* [jumps up].

Shirin almost *체할 뻔했는지* [choked] and gulped down her drink.

“I-I’m the one who should be saying that, please take good care of me.”

I really don’t understand why she was trapped in the *교본* [religious order/cult].

Wouldn’t the people in the *교본* [religious order/cult] be moved by the Saintess’s gentle nature?

Of course.

I don’t think that kindness is healthy. Rather than a natural kindness like a true Saintess,

Clearly, within her, there is a huge *덩어리가* [lump] of guilt, as if she thinks she owes a debt to everyone.

After the meal,

Shinse immediately went to wash the dishes instead of Serena.

“Ah, I’ll do it.”

“No! I should do this much…!”

Almost a *신병* [new recruit]……

Shinse *달려나갔기 때문에* [rushed] to do the dishes almost *벼르고 있는 수준* [as if she had been waiting for it], so Serena had no choice but to leave it to her.

“Then, Oppa, I’ll go up.”

“Thanks. Rest comfortably.”

Shirin is glancing at me.

“Why?”

“I ate, so… Are you working now?”

Is she trying to seduce me for sex?

Shirin playfully rubbed my instep under the table with her toes.

It was electrifying, *전류가 흘러* [a current flowed] through my feet and *관통하는 듯했다* [seemed to penetrate] all the way to my dick.

“I was thinking about it. But it’s late today. Tomorrow.”

Villains don’t have day or night, but they’ll be enjoying their freedom right after escaping.

Let’s move around tomorrow.

“Sona! Show them to their rooms.”

“Brown hole. I will guide you this way.”

“I don’t like brown hole. Call me Shirin.”

“Understood. Searching for a suitable alternative word. Tanning hole Shirin.”

“…This drone is *개열받아* [infuriating/pissing me off].”

After sending Shirin away, I’m now alone with the Saintess.

“…Thank you again.”

“Was the food good? My sister is a good cook.”

“Yes, it was delicious… It’s been a long time since I’ve had such a warm meal…”

I smile slightly at Shinse, who is sobbing.

“I’ve already told the *교정본부장* [head of the correctional headquarters]… From tomorrow, you’ll be going around catching villains with me.”

“…”

As if something was bothering her, Shinse asked me with a stiff expression.

“Why are you being so nice to me?”

“Because of the *반쪽이’s* [half-sibling’s] connection? There was also the connection from when you were a bodyguard…”

“But I’m not suitable as a partner. Because I was in *함푸른회* [Hampureun Society/Blue Together Society – likely a cult or organization]?”

“If you help me and do well, you might be able to get *정상 참작* [leniency/mitigating circumstances].”

“…”

Shinse lowered her head with a dark face.

“Do you think I can get *정상 참작* [leniency/mitigating circumstances]?”

“Honestly, I don’t really know what happened.”

“On the day I awakened my ability, I caused thousands of people to die… My parents, my family, even my relatives… All the people I don’t even know.”

“…”

“…Many people fell into sadness because of me…”

Shinse *베제’s* [Beze’s – likely her hero name] ability is to secrete a bodily fluid with incredibly powerful anesthetic properties.

If she was in a confined space when she awakened her ability, it’s not surprising that she killed many people.

Compared to the large-scale massacre committed by 제노비아 [Xenobia], the scale is smaller, but this will also remain strongly in people’s minds as an unprecedented act of terrorism by a pseudo-religion.

“Don’t you think it’s too shameless for the worst villain like me to try to live alone by *팔아서* [selling out] someone else again?”

“Have you been regretting that day ever since?”

“Yes.”

“Then why did you keep working under *춘원* [Chunwon – likely a person’s name]?”

“The children…”

“That’s an excuse. You knew people were using you, but you kept staying there, right?”

“…”

Everyone knows that they can’t change the situation with the determination to ruin themselves, but I said it strongly on purpose.

Because she looked like she wanted me to punish her.

“Do you feel comfortable? Because I’m saying something?”

“읏 [Ugh]…”

“Do you want me to *괴롭혀 줬으면* [bully you]? Are you a pervert?”

“No…!”

“You like it when I call you a bad *년* [bitch], right?”

“Because I’m a bad *년* [bitch]… And, I didn’t like it…”

I don’t want to talk *함부로* [carelessly] about other people’s past.

“It’s a shame you went through such a big accident, but if it’s the Saintess who ran away from the *괴물 소굴* [monster’s den] with the children back then.”

“…”

“I thought you’d give me a good answer when I asked you to *동업하자고* [work together].”

“What can I, *뻔뻔하게* [shamelessly]……”

“Go back to the *교본* [religious order/cult] if you want to be punished.”

I threw the car keys on the table with a *휙* [flick/thud].

“Or you can take that and run away. I won’t chase you.”

“…”

“If you’ve been trying to stay there just to feel like you’re being punished, then *교정이고 뭐고* [correction or whatever] was useless.”

“*상혁 님* [Sanghyuk-nim – Mr. Sanghyuk (formal)]…”

“You should have come out when I reached out my hand to save you. You should try your best to do something.”

She stared intently at the car keys I threw.

“Let’s work together. Catch all the things that have been using you so far, the escaped villains, and put them all in jail, and you can live a slightly better life than you do now.”

“…I don’t deserve that.”

She was about to grab the car keys, but she let go of her hand,

“I’ll walk back. Thank you.”

“You actually want to live, though.”

“…”

The Saintess *홱* [abruptly], passes by me.

And after a while…

“T-There…

“What is it.”

“How do I open this door?”

“…”

*쩝* [Tsk]……

Instead, I open the door for her and look down at the Saintess once.

“…I’m going…”

“I won’t hold you back.”

“…”

In a way, it’s pitiful.

The Saintess who gave up on saving herself.

Has she been so *떠받들다* [worshipped/idolized] by the people around her that she thinks she’s a truly benevolent and kind-hearted Saintess?

Is that what she thinks she should be?

*성녀라이팅* [Saintess gaslighting] is so scary.

Unless we *끄집어 내지* [drag out] the consciousness of Shinse, which has rotted in the *사이비* [pseudo-religion/cult], from the root,

It’s difficult to have a proper face-to-face conversation.

“If you keep acting like that in the future, no hero will be able to save you.”

“…”

Shinse stepped out of the gate.

As if she had no regrets.