My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 443

The Hero App is buzzing noisily from morning.

[Is that Oppa’s [older brother, term of endearment] house?]

[Let’s hang out ㅜㅜㅜ [Korean emoticon for crying or sadness]]

[I miss you, handsome Oppa]

I have more younger sisters than I knew….

Stella is watching with hawk eyes.

“Brother? You’re not looking for another younger sister, are you?”

“No, no…….”

I scroll down.

[I’m going to Korea in August ㅎㅎ [Korean abbreviation for ‘hehe’] Let’s hang out when I go]

Hmm, who is this…?

It’s February now……. Talking about going to Korea now.

After filtering out the useless DMs, there’s news that escaped villains are being discovered all over Korea.

Emergency dispatch requested…….

‘The heroes are going to be busy.’

“Hye-jung, can I have two more servings today?”

“Okay~. Sure.”

Hye-jung, with her pregnant belly, answers gently.

The very image of a benevolent mother.

Soon, Shirin and Shinse appear, having woken up.

“Ah, hello….”

Shinse bows her head, looking awkward at the sight of my family.

Shirin yawns, still not fully awake.

“…I woke up and realized I had fallen asleep….”

“It’s okay. Pull up a chair and sit down. There’s enough for you two too.”

“…….”

Shinse hesitates as if she’s shy, but Shirin just plops down without a second thought.

That alone clearly shows their personalities, which is funny.

“Did I do my job properly yesterday?”

Shirin tilts her head.

“No, Shinse did it instead.”

“…….”

“Did the Saintess become an Onahole [crude slang for a woman used for sex] too……? Ugh!!”

Shinse’s face turns red as she rushes to cover Shirin’s mouth.

“O, Ona…… What are you talking about? From the morning. Ahaha. Nothing like that happened……!”

Serena smiles as if she knows everything, and Stella rests her chin on her hand, snorting as if displeased with the newly increased competition.

“Eat up. I made a lot.”

Hye-jung places a bubbling stew pot in the center of the table. It was soybean paste stew.

“I’ll enjoy the meal.”

Once I start picking at the side dishes, everyone starts eating.

Shirin fills her spoon with multigrain rice and eats heartily, and Shinse, who seemed a bit hesitant, takes a small bite of the rolled omelet and her eyes change.

“Mmm!!”

“Is it delicious?”

Hye-jung asks with a smile.

“It’s so delicious……!”

It must be delicious.

It’s all thanks to the seasoning. Perhaps because the meals at the Correctional Headquarters were bland, Shinse also diligently uses her spoon along with Shirin.

‘She uses chopsticks well…….’

Korea in a worldline where the majority of the population is not a single ethnicity still feels awkward.

A completely radiant blonde with blue eyes, an exotic beauty is naturally using chopsticks in front of a table set with Korean food.

Shirin is the same.

“…Your hair. It’s pretty.”

“Ah.”

The Saintess was momentarily flustered by Stella’s compliment.

She strokes her blonde hair with her hand and lowers her head with reddened cheeks.

“T, thank you.”

“Tell me how to take care of it later.”

“Yes…!”

Shinse is pretty indeed.

Clear blonde hair & white skin, and her figure is very glamorous.

I fully confirmed yesterday how good it feels to hold her…….

……Yeah.

When our eyes meet while eating, Shinse lowers her eyes shyly.

Cute….

To think that such a person is the Saintess of the HamPureun Society, whom everyone shuns, is still unbelievable.

But now I have no choice but to believe it.

The Black Star Society,

And the remaining forces of the HamPureun Society are targeting her.

“Get ready to go out with me after the meal. Both of you.”

“Yes!”

Following Shinse’s confident answer, a nod.

Shirin nods while keeping her mouth tightly shut and chewing.

There are only a few days left until the new semester,

I need to clean up the villains cleanly…….

When we come out in our school uniforms, a blonde fairy appears on the well-maintained, clean paved road of the wealthy neighborhood.

You can tell just by the silhouette. It’s En-chan.

“En-chan is here!”

She’s very excited, even striking a pose.

“Did you come out to support us?”

“It seems like the Onahole Second Army is slowly being formed.”

“Second Army?”

Ah, Shinse and Shirin?

“I think the Second Army is quite capable of competing with the First Army?”

“It’s the Second Army when the First Army is pregnant!”

“…….”

Is that what you meant?

“If the Second Army gets pregnant, are you going to find and create a Third Army?”

Speaking as if it’s an Onahole baseball team, it feels strange….

“It may not be easy to find a well-rounded hexagonal Onahole like Serena and Isabella.”

“Well, I didn’t find those two as substitutes for Yuna and Hena…….”

“But you were horny, right?”

“…….”

“…….”

I won’t deny that I was horny.

Shirin has a fantastic perverted body that I could love even with the burn scars.

It’s an amazing silhouette.

I recruited her right after boji-sexing [crude slang for sexual act] her, before she realized that her sexiness was at a level where she could copy money with Dunstagram [parody of Instagram].

Shinse just seems like the type to follow me around adoringly.

Even now, with Yuna and Hena pregnant and recuperating, I still have busty, pretty women standing side by side next to me….

She slowly approaches me.

“…….”

Shinse interlocks her arm with mine like a lover.

And then…….

She rubs her cheek against me, showing her love.

What should I do with this blonde beauty? When I gently caress her chest, Shinse twists her body shyly.

“It seems like Akasha and several other gods are preparing to target Sanghyuk.”

“Why are they so obsessed with me….”

“They’re jealous of our relationship!”

“Haha…….”

Shinse tilts her head, looking ahead.

“Who are you talking to? Sanghyuk?”

“Ah, my goddess.”

Whether she understood that it was an 「External God」 connected to me,

Shinse temporarily stops the couple act and stands politely, tidying her clothes.

“It’s okay. She’s a god who cherishes pure love above all else.”

“What? What nonsense are you talking about? Sanghyuk?”

“…She’s a romantic goddess…….”

Smooch. Smack.

I coax Shinse appropriately and kiss her while rubbing against her.

And then, Shirin appears.

I grabbed Shirin’s breasts, who came out in a hot sexy outfit.

I immediately kiss her too, mixing tongues.

Slurp slurp…….

A loving kiss with two hot sexy Onaholes who came out in their going-out clothes.

I also indulge in the luxury of hugging them with both arms and fondling their butts.

It was nice to see Shinse shy about whether anyone would pass by.

Hmm, a fulfilling morning….

“So what should I do?”

“You have to resist! Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely don’t fall for it if they offer you cheats [advantages or special abilities]!”

“…….”

I see.

She doesn’t want to lose me. This girl…….

Come to think of it, Akasha didn’t attack me with hostility either. It’s just that her abilities are so scary….

Everyone wants me?

That’s a bit of a strange feeling.

I heard it from En, but I don’t really feel it.

“I’m the only one who gives you incredibly pretty heroines that seem like they’d only exist one or two in other worlds and lets you have perverted sex with them!?”

“……Haha.”

I’ll never abandon En, no matter what.

I tease her without realizing it because it’s fun to see her anxious.

“Depending on the conditions, other places might be better.”

“Kuh, kuh……!! Anyway! I can’t let those detestable goddesses take you away. So I’ve prepared a training program separately!”

“Training program?”

“It’s a training to endure sudden perverted Onahole situations and increase your adaptability!”

“……You’re not trying to do what you’ve always wanted to do with this opportunity, are you?”

En coughs and mumbles.

“Anyway, I warned you in advance? If an erotic situation comes up and you have to have mindless sex, please accept it?”

“…….”

What on earth is she preparing….

This girl is stronger than Akasha, if not weaker, so

If she sets up an 「Erotic Trap Dungeon」, it’s quite dizzying for the person being attacked.

But I don’t hate it.

En’s training program…….

“Okay. I’ll be mentally prepared this time.”

“Then I’ll go prepare. I hope you have a perverted day today…….”

Sparkle!

En takes a cute exit pose and disappears.

“Shall we go too?”

To catch the villains……!

There’s news that villains who escaped during the confusion at the Correctional Facility are causing chaos from the morning.

They’re obviously third-rate villains.

So it’s difficult to capture them without injury.

It also takes a long time to deal with them one by one through personality excretion [likely refers to psychological manipulation or interrogation].

“It’s a villain!”

“Kyaaak [scream]!!”

There’s a group of villains who are destroying parked cars or harassing women, as if to show how antisocial they are.

Flames rise from Shirin’s body.

“What should we do? Should we act like heroes?”

“Saintess, please take care of this.”

“…….”

Shinse hesitates. She still has an instinctive aversion to using her abilities on people.

I fondle Shinse’s butt.

“Hyak [sound of surprise]!”

“There’s someone next to you who won’t fall asleep no matter what you do. Don’t be afraid and use it.”

“Then…….”

Shinse reaches out her hand.

Her profile, filled with the tension of battle, was very beautiful.

“……Blue.”

After quietly muttering that,

The small blue spheres that Shinse created in the air fly in a straight line towards the villains.

The spheres permeate the bodies of the rampaging villains.

All the enemies hit by 『Blue』 fall to the ground as if they’ve fainted.

She would have been quite popular if she were a hero?

“Hero?”

“Thank goodness!”

“Kyaak, Onahole Man!”

Hmm.

Shinse’s stiff expression loosens a little as people cheer.

“Good job.”

I fondle her butt and praise her.

“Eup…….”

Shinse looks at me as if she has something to say.

“Why?”

“…The way you touch me is vulgar….”

That’s true.

I’m not just stroking her over her jeans, I’m almost fondling her.

“I’m praising you because you did well.”

“I’d rather you hit me…….”

“Huh, what?”

“…It’s nothing. Nothing….”

Clap!

When I hit her butt with my palm, Shinse gasped and straightened her back while pressing her thighs together.

“Y, you heard everything, but……♡”

“Let’s go to the next one.”

In the morning, with Shinse’s abilities,

I first cleaned up the guys who couldn’t hide that they were losers.

A panel unfolds and a video call from Kibele from the student council turns on.

“Senior! You’re working?”

“Yeah, please take care of the attendance.”

“Yes! I admire you!”

“It would be nice if you only said pretty things like that…….”

“There are so many damn bastards in the world. Today, I will support the hero senior.”

Kibele shows the location of the villains hiding nearby.

“These are the last seen locations of the A-class or higher villains that we investigated from last night. Most of them are moving through the secret routes of the Forbidden Area.”

“The Forbidden Area is the best way to avoid surveillance.”

“Yes. I guess the losers who were pushed out of the competition are causing trouble outside.”

Do they know they’ll be caught if an investigation starts?

Then why don’t they turn themselves in, why are they causing trouble as their last act?

You can’t find planning or rationality in villains who have simply become accustomed to crime.

“If you want to hunt big shots, you have no choice but to enter the Forbidden Area.”

“Yes. But even heroes are usually prohibited from entering…….”

“It’s okay if the one who catches them isn’t a hero, right?”

“Ah…?”

Shinse and Shirin peeked up at me.

“Besides, in a situation like this, even a fool would know that the villains escaped into the Forbidden Area. They’ll turn a blind eye to some extent.”

“That’s true, but….”

「Insight・Hong」 activated.

I explored the Forbidden Area with the two of them.

I was able to catch the villains who had occupied abandoned buildings like brushing off bugs.

As expected of an area bound by the Forbidden Area, high-rank abnormal gravity waves appear in various places, making me flinch.

I wouldn’t mind resting here….

They’ll get caught by the police if they’re outside, so do the villains have no choice?

“We caught a lot of villains. Can you buy me meat?”

Shirin immediately makes a deal.

Her eyes are sparkling…….

“Okay, I’ll buy you beef.”

“Hehe.”

“…….”

The Saintess didn’t seem to feel good looking at the villain slumped over with her abilities.

“I think Shinse would have been popular if she were a hero, right?”

“Yeah, Sleeping Beauty.”

“W, what is it. You two suddenly…… Are you teasing me…….”

“I’m saying you’re amazing for catching villains in such a peaceful way.”

“…….”

There was no trace of Zenobia…….