My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 445

EP.443 You aRe My Hyung

I not only stuck with the female police officer cleaning up the scene, but I also ate clam kalguksu [Korean noodle soup with clams] with Gyeong-ah.

The soup is good…….

“Hoo…….”

“Haa….”

Without either of us saying anything, we both sighed in satisfaction.

Gyeong-ah seemed a little embarrassed.

“I’ll pay for the meal.”

“I already paid.”

“Oh….”

Inside the motel, we were exchanging lewd words and giggling, but I didn’t dislike this slightly awkward atmosphere outside.

It’s nice to be able to reminisce about what just happened, thinking, ‘We were amazing when we were together…….’

“Let’s fill our bellies and work hard this afternoon, Inspector.”

“Yes. I’ll pour you some water.”

“Thank you….”

After drinking a glass of water, I headed to the Correctional Headquarters.

Today, Mina, who is pregnant, was there instead of Su-jin.

The 1st Platoon Leader of the Special Task Force, a woman with tanned skin who I thought was on maternity leave.

“Why are you here, sis?”

“This is our unit’s operational area, and I came to see you since I heard you were coming?”

“……In that condition?”

Swish.

As a dad, I stroked Mina’s large belly.

Mina also sticks out her belly as if telling me to stroke it.

“Well, we’re each doing our physical training?”

“You have to be careful.”

“You didn’t care about that when you were pounding away…….”

I have nothing to say about that….

“You caught a lot of villains? The ones you’re raising are in the next room.”

“I’ll take them back. Is that okay?”

“The Captain said it’s okay for them to work with you a little longer since you’ve been building up achievements.”

“Ahem.”

The OnaHole Man [a hero with the power to create and control jelly-like substances] and two reformed members.

The two, whose situation was not much different from the other captured villains,

Clung to me as if a savior had appeared when I opened the door and entered.

“Sanghyuk…!”

“Sanghyuk-nim……!”

Tightly!

The blonde saintess and the tanned black-haired woman clung to me as if they wouldn’t let go.

Um, my chest swells with pride.

After seeing the villains who went to jail, they realized that the smartest thing to do is to hold on to me tightly like a lifeline.

“You guys got praised.”

“Ah…!”

The saintess’s expression brightened.

“That’s good….”

“Shall we go to work this afternoon?”

“Yes!!”

From now on, by catching villains who escaped due to the influence of the Zone of Sin,

I want to support the two’s return to society.

It’s not effective if I just tell them to do it; they need to be motivated.

And I am…….

Following Xenovia’s trail.

“Blue……!”

Shuuk!

The sight of me taking down villains with the saintess in front was circulating quite a bit on internet communities at the same time.

The OnaHole Man is already a noticeable hero, and the saintess is so pretty that she must have stood out.

[Isn’t that blonde the Saintess of Hampureun Church?]

[I thought she escaped too, but the hero is with her;; Seriously, I’m so surprised]

└Is it part of a correctional program or something?

└To reform her?

└How do we know what she’ll do when she gets out again?

└She’s pretty though lol. I’m a fan of the Saintess from today on, thumbs up

└You crazy bastard

[OnaHole Man is managing her directly, so what’s there to worry about]

[It’s safe to leave female villains to this guy, they’ll immediately get jelly shot if they act up]

└I’ll buy a video of the Saintess shooting jelly for 5 million coins

└Eungoooooot shoot my precious jelly out of my ass

└Go to Jelly Gallery

└lol she’s so pretty but it’d be hilarious to hear her shout lewdly

└OnaHole Man should release video footage of the villains’ jelly expulsion show for all citizens to see

└Here’s a jelly show from a middle-aged man in his 50s for you

└Kuaaaaak!!

‘They’re having fun…….’

“What happens to Shirin and me when it’s all over?”

Shin-soo asked boldly.

“What do you mean what happens? You’ll be with me.”

“……I’ll work hard!”

I smacked Shin-soo’s butt.

“Eup!”

She’s happy?

I gently massaged Shirin’s butt instead.

The amazing sensation of overflowing beyond being full in my hand.

“What if citizens take pictures of this scene when you’re a hero?”

“Just say I was checking the OnaHole condition.”

“……Invincible shield?”

I shamelessly massaged Shirin’s butt, almost like a direct bjtsal massage [a type of massage].

“Come to think of it. Who were the Hampureun Church believers who tried to help Shin-soo yesterday? Do you know them?”

“I don’t know well either……. It’s definitely related to me, though.”

“Hmm.”

Speak of the devil.

I ran into those three in the park.

‘Blonde, and a mask….’

I’ve been deeply involved with blonde beauties lately. The woman blocking my path was also one of those blonde beauties.

“Saintess. Hello. I’m Viness.”

“…….”

The saintess hid by my side for now.

Whenever something like this happens after returning to society, she clings to me unconditionally.

“…Thank you for saving the Saintess. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“What was your name again?”

“I’ll introduce myself again. I’m Viness, and next to me is Tone….”

The man with glasses adjusts his glasses and says.

“I’m Tone.”

“This is Jun-sung.”

“Hmm.”

They all look a little pitiful with bandages on their wounds.

The wounds from messing with the Black Star Society didn’t seem to have healed.

“Thank you for saving the Saintess. ……I thank you on behalf of Hampureun Church.”

“I didn’t do it for Hampureun Church.”

Whatever they came here for,

Shin-soo needs to be by my side. I held the saintess’s hand tightly.

“There’s a place we’d like you to come with us.”

“Where to?”

“It’s faster to go there directly than to explain it in words.”

“……Hmm.”

The villain disposal quota was more than tripled, so I wonder if it matters.

“Kibele. I’m going to sneak out for a bit. Turn off location tracking.”

“Yes! Be careful.”

“Okay. Lead the way.”

Viness led us to the Forbidden Zone.

It seemed like they were trying to take me to a secluded place and do something,

But I was confident that I would notice before they did anything, so Hongan was always running [Hongan is likely referring to a heightened sense of awareness or a skill].

“You don’t have to be so wary.”

“This place is…….”

Shin-soo seemed to have noticed something and looked around.

About 30 minutes after we started walking,

We arrived in front of an orphanage with children. I feel a strong deja vu.

……Sarah found this way!

「Sarah」was a young girl with the ability to use fire that I met while tracking the Villain Alliance.

“Oh, it’s OnaHole Man!”

“OnaHole Man!”

“Uh…….”

Why are these kids here?

“Haven’t you been here before? This is a shelter for children with abilities supported by the government.”

“Ummm.”

To be honest, I’ve never been here……. I remember leaving them alone, thinking they’d live their lives well on their own.

Seeing the kids happily clinging to me made me think that I had been a bit cold.

“But why is the shelter in the Forbidden Zone? You don’t need to hide and live like you did during the Villain Alliance.”

“Everyone opposed the construction of the shelter.”

“…….”

“There are children here who were abandoned by you, picked up again by you, and then kicked out again because they didn’t like being picked up and taken away again.”

Viness took off her mask and said to me.

“The current Hampureun Church exists for these children.”

“Um……. So you guys were doing good things…. But why did you appear as villains, saying things like ignorant masses….”

Confusing….

Viness put on her mask again and scoffed.

“I’m not saying this because I want you to look at us differently because we’re doing good deeds. We’re going to achieve our goals by any means necessary, so we were willing to do bad things too.”

“…….”

“Kids. Hello. Long time no see…….”

“Unnie~~!”

Shin-soo hugged Sarah tightly.

The shelter is supported by the government, so it looks luxurious on the outside, but it has a lonely and desolate feeling.

This is because it shows that they were pushed to the corners of the living area and kicked out.

“Shirin-noona is here too!”

“What are you doing, noona?”

“Me? Collaborating with OnaHole Man.”

“Wow……!”

Shirin was also a child who grew up in Hampureun Church if you trace her roots.

Just like I thought Sarah’s future would be, Hampureun Church takes care of them, and the Black Star Society leads them to train action agents.

I remember that was the original structure.

How has it changed now?

I didn’t really want to find out, but Viness brought this scene before my eyes, as if it were karma.

“Lend me the Saintess for a moment.”

“Why do you need the Saintess?”

“The children want to see her. And……. 「Blue」is needed.”

“Blue?”

“There are children here who can’t control their abilities and harm themselves. They need expensive medicine, but support is being cut off.”

“If that’s the case….”

Shin-soo stepped forward.

“I’ll help.”

“…….”

“Is that okay? Sanghyuk-nim.”

“I’ll go see too.”

Across the large shelter,

When we came to a place where children who were not healthy were gathered….

They had bandages on their bodies, but they all smiled brightly as soon as they saw Shin-soo.

“Wow. Noona really came.”

“I told you I’d bring her.”

Viness proudly puffs out her chest,

While the saintess goes to the children, hugs them, and takes care of them.

Her dressing skills are quite skillful, like a nurse. Shin-soo seemed to know exactly what to do.

“The children here need narcotic painkillers.”

“You can just ask for enough.”

“They think we’re going to abuse it in some way.”

“Surely not….”

“The amount the doctor allows is very small each time. It’s not enough for the children…. Side effects are also a concern, of course…….”

“You’re saying it’s okay if the Saintess does it?”

Viness nodded.

“Look.”

Shin-soo puts the children to sleep comfortably….

She’s adjusting the concentration of 「Blue」…….! [Blue is likely referring to a special ability or substance that the Saintess can produce]

“Does it hurt?”

“It doesn’t hurt anymore…. Saintess Noona. Thank you…….”

……I thought Hampureun Church was just instilling the word Saintess,

And that’s what made her that way.

Seeing her like this today made me think that it wasn’t just a title.

Certainly…….

Even if its identity is a powerful anesthetic substance that only Shin-soo can secrete,

In reality, it is a power that makes people feel comfortable regardless of who they are.

“The Saintess’s miracle has no side effects.”

“But there was an accident.”

“The accident is just an accident. It can be used more beneficially, but the public only sees one thing! They only think about how important their safety is.”

“Hmm.”

“Calm down. Viness. The goal has been achieved.”

Tone said.

“Now he will tell you.”

“If it’s something like this, I’ll stop by occasionally as a volunteer.”

Shin-soo, who put the sick children to sleep comfortably, comes to my side.

“Sanghyuk-nim. It’s over……. Ah!”

I wrapped my arms around Shin-soo’s waist.

“But I can’t give you the Saintess.”

“…….”

Shin-soo seemed surprised, but she stood still without shaking off my arm.

“Is the Saintess an object?”

“You guys treated her like an anesthetic, didn’t you?”

“Shin-soo-nim is the Saintess of Hampureun Church.”

“No, that kind of religion should disappear. You guys don’t intend to do good deeds, do you?”

“D-don’t fight…….”

Viness squeezed between me and Shin-soo.

“Of course. What have you done for us? You oppressed the Saintess! We’re going to take revenge.”

“……Revenge?”

“Where do you think the blades of the children here will point when they grow up?”

“Sounds like you’re threatening to commit terrorism?”

“So how much do we have to sacrifice for your peace? Should we keep being pathetically cooped up?”

It’s a look that says there’s no way to appeal other than extreme methods.

In other words…….

The idea of raising children with dangerous abilities that could harm themselves and using them as combatants is the same as the Black Star Society.

That side had a mindset of making money,

And Hampureun Church is going to use them as soldiers filled with faith and belief, right?

Shirin was a case sacrificed to the former.

What will happen to the case sacrificed to the latter?

Um…….

It’s tiring to interfere and stop them,

It’s also difficult to persuade them, so…….

“How about asking the Saintess what she wants?”

“……I.”

Shin-soo held my hand.

“I know I can’t change other people’s minds.”

“But Saintess, if we don’t do it, who will? This world, everything right now is wrong…….”

“All I can do is help the people I can reach not get hurt…….”

“…….”

“I don’t think I can do anything more than that. If I had to wish for something, it would be just one person….”

I make eye contact with the Saintess.

“I just want one person to look at me from now on.”

Umm.

We’re in that kind of relationship now.

Viness took a step back after hearing the Saintess’s answer.

“……We’ll find a way. We….”

“Do the kids want revenge? They all seemed innocent and cheerful.”

“They probably don’t even know what they’ve been frustrated about yet.”

“Let’s see if everyone thinks like you….”

I’m glad the kids seem to be doing better than I thought.

I’ve seen a lot of works where children who are scattered in this kind of development end up in terrible situations later…….

“I’ll cooperate with helping the children. Hmm, Shirin, come and teach Sarah how to use fire.”

“Yeah~. It’s a bit difficult at first. I burned my arms a lot too.”

Click, I turn on the black smartphone.

The only number written is Eunseo Gakha……. [Eunseo Gakha is likely a term of respect for a high-ranking official, possibly the President]

“Why didn’t you tell me if you were having trouble getting support?”

“……Huh?”

Trrr. Trrr.

After a few rings, Eunseo answers.

“Your Excellency.”

“What’s wrong? I haven’t heard from you.”

“There’s a children’s shelter here, please give them a lot of support.”

“Is there a problem?”

I stab directly [meaning he gets straight to the point].

To the country’s greatest enemy. That’s the most effective way I can do it.

“It seems like they’re not getting adequate support.”

“That won’t do. I’ll call the ministers and talk about it right away.”

“Have a nice dinner.”

Viness stared at me with a blank face.

She was quite surprised to find out who I had just exchanged a few words with.

“Now…?”

“The President.”

“……Huh?”

“And create a donation foundation. I’ll put in 100,000 coins for now.”

“…Donation foundation……?”

“I’m telling you because it seems like you’re not using the system properly.”

Adults who interfere with building a shelter? It could happen.

But I’ll show you that there are good people too!

Take it. The fullness of human goodness!

“If Sarah shoots an ad, it’ll be a big hit, right?”

“……What ad….”

“I’m going to be on TV?!”

“Just show them how to use fire magic once. Sarah.”

“…….”

Viness reluctantly said she understood for now.

The next day.

「As the coverage began……」

My connections were mobilized, and the reality of the shelter began to be revealed in detail.

The shelter’s donation foundation exceeded a total of 1 million coins in one day, and that money became the children’s future security fund.

……I didn’t know it would proceed so smoothly either.

The President’s connections are strong.

And for two days in a row, I took Shin-soo and Shirin around and fed them meat.

“Grilled beef is delicious……♡”

The saintess frowns as she cuts the meat with scissors.

“Shirin. You can’t just eat the meat, you have to grill it too. You’ve been making Sanghyuk-ssi grill it all along.”

“Next time, I should go to a place where the server grills it for me….”

I brought them here saying I’d grill it myself, but it disappears into Shirin’s mouth as soon as it’s grilled.

“Omnyomnyom. It’s delicious.”

“The firepower seems a bit weak. Here…….”

Whirr!

Shirin directly uses magic to increase the firepower.

“Kyaa!”

“Is it straw-fired? What’s with the firepower?”

“I grilled it at the right temperature.”

“…….”

It’s delicious?

I put the meat Shirin grilled in my mouth and was impressed.

“Shin-soo, try it too.”

“Ah, thank you for the food.”

They both eat well, which is nice to see.

It’s worth buying them meat, um…….

At that time, a panel pops up with a map of the surrounding area. It was a call that a villain had appeared nearby.

“Sunbae-nim [term of respect for a senior colleague]. A villain has appeared!”

Kibele’s pretty voice, who is operating in the student council room, is heard.

Chiiiik.

Regardless, I continue to grill the meat.

“Wait a minute…… I’ll eat some more meat.”

“You’re grilling meat……?”

“You have to eat before you work.”

“Um, but it looks like they’re going that way…….”

Kuuung!!

The villain appeared as the store door was smashed.

“Freeze. Those who eat the corpses of animals will be executed from now on.”

Who the hell is this guy?

“No! It’s A-class villain, Vegan King…! He’s been attacking meat restaurants and indiscriminately assaulting people!”

“Shit…….”

There are all kinds of shitty villains.

Why is he beating people who ate meat at a meat restaurant?

“I told you to freeze! You evil trash who eat the corpses of animals!”

“Blu…….”

I grab Shin-soo’s arm, who was about to put him to sleep right away.

“I’ll do it.”

While everyone is trembling in fear, saying 「What is that…」,

I stepped forward.

This is the first time I’ve ever felt like I had to step up as a hero.