EP.467 Unconventional Onaholes
“Just calm down… you’ll get indigestion.”
“Lucky Sk is always deployed!”
“If we’ve decided to only fight within the Academy, does that mean it’s okay outside?”
“Yes! The rules and penalties are clearly defined…! No goddess can break them!”
…I wonder what the penalty is.
Is it something like a clit flick?
“I can roughly guess what the Goddess of Massacre will come at me with, and I’ve dealt with Akasha before… Tell me about the remaining two.”
“…Um.”
“I need to strategize.”
“Half-Dragon Yuria is… a Dragon Lord. You probably can’t beat her with strength… and she uses eyes that control people’s minds.”
“She uses hypnosis?”
“Yes….”
That’s….
A little scary.
So, she has the Dragon King’s power that En-chan couldn’t find even with all her efforts.
“But thankfully, Yuria isn’t a goddess with a bad personality….”
“Is she fair and square?”
“Yes. Her apostle is likely to have an upright character too.”
“Then why does someone like that want to take me away…?”
I’m just a trace of twisted pure love….
“I don’t know….”
“What about the last goddess?”
“Um….”
En-chan was avoiding answering here.
Why is she being so cautious?
“Why?”
“…You’ve probably seen her. At the ramen shop…”
“Ah!!”
I remembered immediately.
“Wait, that goddess wants to take me away?”
“…You mustn’t agree….”
En-chan clung to me.
“Promise!! Promise!!”
“…Hahaha.”
She’s so anxious.
Ha, but if that older woman appeals to me with all her might, it might be a little tough….
“Eeeing!”
“Okay, okay. I’ll reconsider it.”
“Eeeiiing!! Promise you won’t fall for it! Even if she rubs her wet pussy against you and asks you to marry her, refuse!”
“Get in. You little rascal.”
I’m getting dizzy from pausing too much.
“Where are you going? Sanghyuk.”
“To see someone who looks like you.”
The Essol Academy’s lunch break is quite long.
─Sinful Onahole Group Chat─
[Kim Sanghyuk]
Assemble in front of the textbook.
[Sins Beje]
(Surprised emoticon) Yes!!!!
[Shirin]
Okay
Both of them are replying quickly with the phones I bought them.
Passed.
I waited about 5 minutes, skipped the travel time with Ssandebit [a teleportation ability], and walked over slowly.
Shirin and Sins, who had rushed out of their homes, were waiting for me in front of the textbook.
“I was going to scold you if you were late. You came out quickly?”
“Huk…. Huk…….”
I hug Sins, who seems to have put on her clothes in a hurry.
I hug Shirin too.
Both of them felt amazing to hug. Because their chests are big.
“Ugh…. Hooo….”
Sins spent an especially long time rubbing against me.
“How long has it been since we’ve seen each other that you missed me so much?”
“Ah……. Hehe….”
“Let’s go in.”
The two of them flinched.
Every time they enter the textbook, they seem reluctant, like livestock being dragged to a slaughterhouse.
I held both of their hands tightly and went to find Regina.
The guards in Gansu Ward were running around quite busily, passing things back and forth.
“Regina.”
“Oh, Sanghyuk. Hello!”
“Is work going well?”
“Thanks to you… very busy! It’s not just about re-imprisoning the villains who escaped, but also redoing all the paperwork…!”
Well, I guess so.
“Did you catch more villains?”
“Not really, I wanted to talk about the rewards.”
“If it’s Shirin, we can review the possibility of a special reduction after a summary trial [a simplified legal process]. Tell her to thank Sanghyuk, since it’s all thanks to him?”
Shirin breathed a sigh of relief.
“Yes, really… thank you so much.”
“Huh? Is it okay to forgive this girl so easily?”
I said it jokingly, but Shirin’s face immediately lost all color.
“Shirin, breathe! Breathe!”
Sins shook Shirin.
Regina chuckled at the sight.
“Isn’t this the result you were running around for?”
“Still….”
She killed someone on the street, you know? Huh?
Then Regina took out some documents.
“This. Evidence has been found that the Black Star Society forcibly administered drugs.”
“Oh… Where did you get this?”
“It was in an email sent by an anonymous informant with the nickname ‘Let’s Live Blue.’ It’s the CCTV footage from that day that was thought to be lost.”
“…….”
Let’s Live Blue.
HamPureun Society?
‘Vines… I guess.’
That guy, he’s repaying his debt like this?
“This will be evidence to prove that Shirin is innocent. Still, the charge of manslaughter remains, but if it’s revealed that she wasn’t in her right mind because of the drugs she was forced to take, the trial will go in a favorable direction.”
“I see. And Sins?”
The saintess is nervous.
“We caught almost a truckload of villains. Us.”
“I’m sorry… but Sins can’t.”
“…Don’t say that.”
“Whether it’s possible or not is not within my authority.”
…I see.
The saintess failed to get rid of her villain label.
“There won’t even be a trial. Because she’s definitely guilty.”
“…….”
Hiding her trembling voice and sad eyes, Sins tried to smile.
“Th-thank you for helping me so far. It was nice to be able to see the outside world…!”
“Regina. Is that really all?”
“…It seems she can have about a month of external activities. Under the supervision of Onahole Man.”
“Ah….”
Is it a sweet one-month vacation for Sins?
“That’s good. Sins. You were able to postpone the farewell.”
“…….”
Nod nod.
The saintess couldn’t hide her joy.
“Is that all you needed?”
“I caught Xenobia. I came to let you know I’ve made her my subordinate.”
“…….”
“…….”
The whole building fell silent.
“Xenobia… you caught her?”
“I caught her.”
“Amazing… How…?”
Oh, dear.
Everyone is recognizing my face and starting to whisper. It’s embarrassing.
“I’m going to keep her as my subordinate. Please report that to the higher-ups.”
“Ah… subordinate, you say… um…….”
「Subordination」
Like my Onahole executives, it means that past sins are not questioned, and they become residents of my territory.
They cannot be judged by Korean law. It’s like a problem between countries that don’t have an extradition treaty.
Similarly, it doesn’t mean they become innocent,
but I don’t think this measure,
giving Xenobia a pardon, is a pardon.
“I know the people here are out for her blood, but Xenobia is dead now. Officially.”
“Sanghyuk, did you correct her?”
“…….”
Nod.
“At least the Xenobia that remains in our people’s memories will be gone.”
“…Okay. I’ll report it that way.”
They’re the prison officers who were most curious about Xenobia’s fate.
Everyone needs to know.
So, Shirin is awaiting a summary trial, and Sins got a month of freedom with me.
“One month….”
“…Is there anything you want to do?”
“Um… If you allow me… I’ll stay by your side.”
“That sounds good.”
Now, with no villains to catch, the sun is shining brightly….
The world of Onahole Academy is peaceful.
‘Huh?’
Now the inside of the Academy is a storm.
Haha…….
The Onahole Academy has become a happy and scary place at the same time.
“I need to thank Vines.”
“Shall I contact them?”
“Um, they’ll listen to anything you say, right?”
Nod.
“First, tell them thank you. But also, they don’t have to try so hard to acquit Sins….”
“Ah…. Yes.”
“It’s desirable for the saintess to become my subordinate too.”
“…….”
“How about an Onahole Saintess.”
Blatant sexual harassment.
Even so, Sins seemed a little happy that she would become mine, hiding her rising lips with her hand and shyly lowering her eyes.
“Ah… Aahng……. Please don’t stare at me….”
“You like it? An Onahole Saintess is better than a pseudo-saintess, right?”
“…If it’s with Sanghyuk… I like it….”
“Good.”
I value Sins’ special abilities very highly.
Like Xenobia, she will be a great help.
“Shirin has to finish her trial, so we’ll have to wait a bit….
Sins, let’s become an Academy student from now on.”
“Yes?”
“Let’s go get you a uniform.”
After all, I’m involved in the common sense of 「Onahole Academy」.
What difference would it make if I added one more of my blonde Onaholes?
“…….”
“…….”
The saintess, wearing a school uniform, put her hands together in a praying pose and looked up at me….
“How… is it…?”
As expected of a blonde, busty saintess, just changing her costume has tremendous destructive power….
My brain is happier than I imagined.
“It’s a little tight on the chest….”
“Um. Good?”
Let’s go with this.
I left only a few female clerks and temporarily rented the clothing store….
I temporarily released my territory.
First, the Onahole executives.
Shione, Belsted, Nine, and Miho appeared in order.
Xenobia, who recently joined the Onahole territory, and the fundamental lineup Kushina….
The sinful villain Onahole Kang Sieun, and Brigitte, an Academy student who corrupted her pussy herself to become my subordinate.
All of them gathered in front of me in light clothing.
“Suddenly calling us like this. What is it?”
“I’m going to get everyone a uniform.”
Nine seemed to know and giggled, saying playfully.
“Ah~~ Are you going to dress us all in uniforms and *tapuku* [slang for ‘have sex with’] us because we’re all pregnant with Master’s babies and our bellies are this big?”
Um…….
I can’t say no. I smile a little.
“Nine. The lord is going to use us as informants.”
The charismatic female general Belsted straightened her back and spoke with a serious and solemn face.
“In~for~mants? Us? Overvalued cheat keys like us? You’re going to use pregnant bellies as informants~?”
“Shione, if you don’t like it, go in. I won’t *tapuku* your pussy.”
“…Hmm, it seems my help is necessary, so I will wear a uniform and help.”
Miho, with her fluffy black hair and charming, affectionate eyes, looked at me cautiously and said.
“Um, Master. Then, what about the usual house guarding…?”
“Belsted and Miho will have to stay. It’s where my family is, so please protect it well.”
“Yes~!”
“Miho. Come here.”
Tap tap!
Miho hugged me without hesitation. I hugged the pregnant Miho tightly and rewarded her with a kiss.
“Churururup…… Haum… Hwungwung… Ju-in-nim [Master]… Mashisseo [delicious]…….”
“Miho likes this, right? Ttup… Ttup…….”
I give her a lot of my saliva and pat her butt.
Guarding the house is also important.
“I also wanted to carry out a mission for the first time in a while… It’s a pity, but protecting the main base is also important. Belsted, I will make sure there are no threats.”
“Discuss it well with Miho and proceed.”
“Yes!”
Then… let’s see.
I grab Brigitte’s breasts, who boasts blonde hair and huge breasts.
“Ugh….”
“Brigitte was originally an Essol Academy student, so it’s possible, right?”
“Yes….”
“Xenobia is going too.”
“…You want me to wear a uniform?”
Xenobia stares blankly at the uniform.
“You don’t like skirts? You don’t want to wear riding clothes like Isabella, do you?”
“A skirt that guarantees activity is better. I don’t care.”
“Then please, Xenobia.”
Nod.
Xenobia readily accepted my request.
Now, to the blue-haired, busty villain. I go to Kang Sieun and rub her chest.
“Ugh… Aah…….”
“Sieun, you’re confident you’ll do well, right?”
“Stop… breaking my antiques…….”
“I’ll give you a better in-utero ejaculation than antiques.”
“……Eut…. Hooo…….”
Sieun lowered her eyes as if she couldn’t help it.
“Okay. I’ll help.”
Lastly, a B-class villain from a serial exposure maniac….
Kushina-chan raised her hand.
“I have a question…….”
“Huh? What?”
“Even if Xenobia-san is okay, the rest of us are all pregnant, so wouldn’t we stand out a lot?”
“Ah, it doesn’t matter. It’s Onahole Academy….”
“?”
Everyone tilted their heads.
“If anyone asks where you’re from, what class you’re in, introduce yourself as 「Kim Sanghyuk’s Onahole」… Then they’ll let it go.”
“……Heeung.”
Shione seemed to understand.
In the first place, she’s such a ‘good eye,’ so she must have been watching the situation almost entirely.
Kushina tilted her head, but said as if she understood.
“Okay… Ugh, so we… are going out and saying we’re Onaholes… Is this a new play?”
“Maybe. But try not to act like you know me and collect information.”
No one will think it’s strange for pregnant female students to be walking around in the Onahole Academy ruled by Lucky Sk….
Rather.
“If anyone thinks your existence is strange, report it to me immediately.”
“Yes!”
Let’s start with information warfare.
I am collecting points to get ahead in the Master Hunter selection, and on the other hand, I have to be aware of the goddesses’ tricks.
It will be a busy school life…….