My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 472

EP.470 The Game Company’s First Move

Ugh!! How embarrassing!

As I left the girls’ dormitory—which I mentally renamed ‘My Onahole Dormitory’—En-chan burst into laughter.

“There were so many cute onaholes. Why did you just leave?”

“Well, you should have told me there were some sane people in there…!”

I was so flustered that I just ran away.

“You still have a long way to go, Sanghyuk! You should have immediately gone for shameless breeding and left them speechless!”

“They looked like Master Hunter candidates; what if I got countered….”

They were pretty.

Honestly, they were so pretty that I panicked. Lizna and Mei…? Idols?

The pink-haired one next to them was so beautiful that I was trembling inside….

“It’s already ridiculous that there are only female students on the way, but what the hell? My roommate is a girl…!? That’s impossible in this country full of Confucian girls.”

“You liked it, didn’t you~~ You almost turned Devi-chan into a pink onahole.”

“Well….”

If Lizna hadn’t been glaring at me with such fire in her eyes,

I would have given in to temptation and been doing boji pang-pang [onomatopoeia for sexual activity] with Devi-chan….

That’s why I’m even more embarrassed.

Someone found out about my dark intentions.

And it had to be an idol senior who looked exactly like Isabella in her prime…….

No matter how shamelessly I’ve repeated perverted sex, I had no choice but to retreat for strategic reasons,

And that seemed very amusing to En-chan.

“Hehehe. I’m going right over tonight to sleep with them! Onahole-ification, impregnation sex, let’s go!”

“What do you mean, ‘let’s go’…! Weren’t the goddesses after me?”

“Hmm.”

En-chan flew over and looked back at the dormitory, as if replaying the situation.

“Lizna and Mei, a goddess definitely has her eyes on them. Their magic power is quite high, and their stats are outstanding.”

“Which goddess?”

“Well, it must be Half-Dragon Yuria! Because they’re both silver-haired and busty!”

“…….”

…Silver-haired and busty, so the silver-haired goddess chose the silver-haired heroines because of that?

“You’re terrible at deduction games….”

“Isn’t it the perfect set?”

“That’s only when you’re setting up the set….”

Even if the goddess Yuria is silver-haired and busty, she wouldn’t choose Lizna just because she’s silver-haired and busty.

It seemed better to just ignore En-chan’s flimsy reasoning.

“Anyway, even I, the protagonist of a lewd game, felt completely drained in that space….”

“You need to get used to it~ You need to swing your dick around~!

Those pretty female students were packed so closely together, with hearts popping out of their eyes every time I came out the door….

Saying, 「Oh, are you going to make me an onahole?」 made my heart pound…….

Thanks to Lucky Sk, even I was updating my all-time high excitement in real-time.

“Later, women will be lining up saying they’re pregnant because of me…….”

“Weren’t you already prepared for that!?”

“Anyway, don’t do anything reckless while they’re being so wary….”

“It’s the perfect opportunity for impregnation rape….”

I half-listen to what En says.

I went to find out where my assigned room was and ended up in a ridiculous situation….

Suddenly sharing a room with an idol senior is too high a hurdle.

‘She was pretty, though.’

Her hair was really white. Was it natural? Closer to white than silver, but still shiny.

And the fashion code that Isabella wouldn’t prefer also caught my eye.

She nonchalantly revealed her healthy thighs and coolly exposed armpits….

Does she prefer exposure? If that’s because she’s from an idol background, it makes sense.

Even if it’s not a vulgar concept, there’s always some exposure in those outfits….

“So. Were Lizna and Mei game players?”

“I don’t know. They might have been hiding their presence like me. We’re not allowed to search for each other’s goddess selves….”

“You can’t know until you reveal your identity? But they didn’t seem to be affected by Lucky Sk….”

“Maybe it’s their skill?”

“Hmm.”

That’s right. Whether they were immune to the effect due to the goddess’s blessing or because they had that much resistance themselves, I don’t know yet.

So they’re targets to watch out for.

Quintia, Lizna Mei, Calypso Ade, I’ve met them all.

The only female student I haven’t met is Bae Ga-eun.

‘Isabella is absent on maternity leave….’

I have no choice but to find out little by little.

This insane, perverted space that only someone like me, who has experienced it for a year, has resistance to…….

I think anyone sane would be horrified.

‘Next time, should I try some awkward, perverted play…….’

“Let’s go to the afternoon class. GO!”

“Are you going to live the school life with me?”

“I’m worried……! Just think of me as a mascot. I’ll disappear when something starts.”

“…….”

Swish….

I just made eye contact with Xenobia in her school uniform.

Well, it’s a spacious campus that I can’t cover alone…….

But I’ve planted a lot of eyes.

“I haven’t seen your face before. ID card? Call out your serial number.”

At that moment, the female security team blocked Xenobia.

“…….”

“…You look a lot like a villain I know.”

I don’t need to help, right?

“What’s your name?”

“Xenobia. I’m Kim Sanghyuk’s onahole.”

“…Ah.”

You should at least make up a fake name….

But as I thought, the security team sister nodded and accepted it.

“Kim Sanghyuk’s onahole, huh. I can’t help it then. Good work.”

Tap tap,

She even patted Xenobia on the shoulder and stepped back.

It’s like they’re under mass hypnosis….

“It’s amazing that you haven’t been attacked yet, doing this so openly. I mean.”

En-chan puffed out her chest and said.

“Hehehe. I have something to believe in, too.”

“Something to believe in?”

“Actually, they have different tastes than me, so they don’t know anything about lewd games or perversion, you know?”

“……It’s weirder if the goddess knows that stuff….”

En-chan continued, seemingly unaffected, as if she was aware that she had unique tastes.

“Clara said that boji marriage [vulva marriage] is the national rule, so she went to Sanghyuk and gave him her boji, you know? Hehe.”

“……That’s exactly what a vicious perverted goddess would do! Wait, did Clara-noona let me eat her boji because of that?”

“It was delicious~!”

‘She’s dangerous to think about…….’

I admit it was delicious.

“Then the one who resents me the most is Clara… Clara-noona?”

“Nooo. She wants to make a thousand children or something? She’s definitely trying to hug Sanghyuk and feed him delicious things every day and make him live a life of breeding.”

“…….”

“Sanghyuk wouldn’t want that, would he? We like going on perverted sex adventures together…! You get tired of one woman’s unchanging love.”

“……No.”

That’s… pure love?

“……Noona might be a little tempting….”

“Huh?”

As if struck by lightning, En-chan grabbed my sleeve.

“Wh-wh-what are you saying? You’re going to live a honeymoon life with one person for hundreds of years? No matter how pretty the heroine is, you’ll get tired of that kind of lewd game quickly!”

“Hmm…….”

“……Sanghyuk…!?”

Somehow, we’ve 「married」 already?…….

I was lost in strange feelings.

At least Clara doesn’t seem like she’ll attack with a scary domain.

“Ah! We have to go to the afternoon class! We’ll get demerits if we’re late.”

“Ah, there was that, too.”

I was led by En to the lecture hall.

On the way, I ran into a black-haired professor, and surprisingly, it was Seridwen.

“You didn’t even show your face in the morning class!”

“……Sorry.”

“I heard you came back to the country, but you didn’t come to the airport.”

“……I’m sorry.”

Seridwen smiled.

“It’s been a while. My boyfriend.”

“…….”

Swish. She turned her eyes as if she could see En next to me.

“Hmph. It’s the first time I’ve seen your face.”

“……Ah!! Oh, what to do!?”

En-chan covered her face and hid behind me.

She seems very embarrassed.

It might be the first time a goddess has had her face revealed to a heroine…….

“Cute? The goddess who follows our boyfriend around is such a fairy-like goddess?”

“Don’t underestimate her. She’s so perverted that a normal heroine would faint.”

“Sanghyuk, it seems like you’ve been having a hard time in many ways. The problem is that we’re so busy that it’s hard to meet…….”

“Still.”

I checked to see if anyone was around and said quietly.

“…I’m going to be active in the academy for a while.”

“…Hehe. I won’t go easy on you just because you’re my boyfriend? You know I’m pretty stingy with points, right?”

“I’m hearing that for the first time……. Be fair. So there’s no talk from others.”

Squeeze.

We naturally shook hands. It was a handshake meaning, ‘Please take care of me from now on.’

“Ugh……. Haa….”

……Seridwen is doing this because it’s her fetish, so she’s letting out a sexy sigh.

‘I wonder if Seridwen is free from the influence of Lucky Sk.’

Without even having a chance to check, she went into the lecture hall.

“Let’s go!”

Holding my hand tightly.

Even so, holding hands with a beautiful female professor is a bit…….

It’s very embarrassing!?

“Professor Seridwen…!”

“Isn’t that Kim Sanghyuk next to her?”

“Wow….”

No, what should I do if you really hold hands and go in!

The pretty female students filling the lecture hall are all looking at us and buzzing.

“You’re a Master Hunter candidate. You’ll have to help me a little. Sanghyuk.”

“With what……?”

[【World Hunter Association】A 10-point mission will be initiated with the attendance of Seridwen Evelyn]

“Wow!”

“For reference, anyone can participate in my mission, not just candidates……. If you’re confident that you can show a better performance than a hunter who has conquered the domain, you can challenge it.”

Everyone’s concentration went up.

What is she going to make us do…….

I was a little scared because I only thought that the task Seridwen would give would be difficult.

‘……There.’

Lizna Mei and Devi, who came to take the class in a corner of the lecture hall…….

They’re members of NTT’s girl group.

‘Ugh….’

Should I show them a cool side?

I put strength into the Sandevistan [neural implant] implanted in my spine…….

It hasn’t been sealed yet, right? I was filled with the feeling of wanting to look cool because there were only female students.

“With this composition, Kim Sanghyuk’s burden will be a little bigger.”

“Stop scaring me. Professor…….”

Everyone started laughing at my story.

……? What’s so funny? My handsome face?

Seridwen soon brought a chair that felt just right for one person to lie down on.

“Kick.”

I heard En-chan laughing for a moment, and I had a memory of seeing this composition somewhere.

A strong sense of déjà vu.

This, somehow…….

“I’ll get support. Three people come forward.”

“Me!”

Devi raised her hand.

Glare!

Lizna glared at me. Haha……. I’ve been completely marked by my senior.

No, it’s not my fault that Devi’s attitude in class is active….

Lizna put on a baseball cap and raised her hand as if she didn’t want to come forward.

It seems like she’s trying to come forward under the pretext of monitoring me in case I do something strange to her friend.

“One more person?”

Everyone’s eyes, turned to another Master Hunter candidate, Calypso Ade.

‘She’s not at all inferior to the girl group in terms of appearance…. Is this real?’

With black wavy hair, she’s everyone’s first love.

She’s so pretty that it’s hard to believe she’s Dihirit’s sister, but she didn’t reveal her position with a troubled face.

……It seems like she realized it’s a kill angle.

“I…….”

At that time,

A blonde beauty who had been bowing her head and was not noticeable apart from her bright appearance shyly stood up.

It was Shinsu, who was lurking in the academy.

Um, um. Thank you, Holy Woman, for coming forward for the smooth progress of the class.

“Come forward.”

Following Seridwen’s instructions, the Holy Woman ran over and stuck to my side.

“Ehehe….”

“Please take care of me. Holy Woman.”

“Me too….”

“…….”

Lizna stares at me intently.

“If you do anything to Devi, I won’t let you get away with it.”

“…You shouldn’t have come out, even if you’re my senior…….”

This person really doesn’t know anything about lewd games or perversion….

If she had seen Devi become like that after meeting me, she should have noticed.

That something beyond imagination might happen.

“I’m, trying to monitor you…….”

“There. No strategy meetings allowed.”

“Ah, yes…!”

I had an ominous feeling, no, a perverted feeling, so I was shivering…….

Calypso is the only one who realized this kill angle, this academy might really be doomed.

“The three people who came out here will now receive 『boji sucking』 [vulva sucking] from Kim Sanghyuk.”

“…….”

“……Huh?”

Lizna tilted her head alone.