My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 474

EP.472 Just Cuddling and Rolling Around with My Celebrity Girlfriend

I thought it was a good opportunity to see if Lizna was a heretic, so I put my lips on her pretty pink [vulva] and sucked hard, but all I found out was that she was ticklish to clitoral stimulation. There wasn’t much action.

“That’s strange… Should I try raping that female student as a test?”

“Don’t say crazy things like that so casually…”

And how would rape even work here?

Everyone’s clamoring to be my onahole [a Japanese slang term for a sex toy or, in this context, a woman eager for sex with the protagonist]…

“I’m feeling mentally drained, so I need to go out for a bit.”

“…….”

I thought she’d say something like she never raised me to be such a weak, beta male protagonist.

But as soon as I said I was mentally drained, En shrank back.

“Don’t worry.”

I pat her head along with Tongtongbyeol.

“I’m worried about the goddesses. It’s not the Lucky Scum [referring to his special ability or status] that’s draining me.”

“The biggest threat is still…”

“Akasha.”

We were both thinking of Akasha, the goddess of sin and punishment.

“I’ve deployed a lot of my subordinates, but Onahole Academy is full of pretty female students, so…”

“Ugh…”

“You know what I mean, right?”

“Yes…”

If it turns into a horror mood, the mental damage to me will be immeasurable.

You could say that because it’s a dating sim [dating simulation game], the heroines won’t transform into half-monsters.

I don’t know if they’ll stick to even that minimal guideline.

“They must be sharpening their knives.”

“Then go get some rest! Your stability is important to me too, Sanghyuk.”

“What about the special training you promised?”

“It’s all coming together!”

Hmm…

Special training from the perverted goddess En.

It feels like my dick won’t survive, but I think it’s a necessary step to power up my pervertedness.

“Kim Sanghyuk.”

Just then,

Someone grabbed me from behind as I was about to leave the academy.

Seridwen Evelyn. Black hair, red eyes, Korea’s strongest hunter.

“…Evelyn.”

“I’ll buy you dinner. Let’s go together.”

“Okay.”

Without another word, I took Seridwen’s hand and walked with her.

Once we left the academy, En disappeared, and I felt relieved to be out on the street.

The goddesses must have made some kind of agreement to only fight inside the academy.

“You seemed strangely tense. You seem better outside?”

“You can tell, huh?”

“If anything’s wrong, tell your pretty professor. Student.”

“The way you say that makes me feel like I’m going to get more homework…”

I get in the car.

Seridwen sits right next to me. She smells so good…

She’s pretty.

“Actually, a professor shouldn’t say this, but I barely remember today’s lecture…”

“…….”

I flinch.

“Could it have something to do with you being nervous?”

As expected of the strongest hunter. She’s incredibly sharp…

“Hehe? Correct?”

“Correct…”

Seridwen kept fidgeting with my hand while we waited for the light to change.

“Warm.”

“Did your hand fetish kick in?”

“You made me this way~.”

I touch Seridwen’s soft cheek.

Seridwen rubbed her cheek against my palm, like a cat.

“For a professor, you sure like my hands.”

“Can I suck your fingers?”

“Ew… You just touched the steering wheel.”

“Hmph.”

She whined and groaned, so I reluctantly put my thumb in her mouth.

“Hngg… Slurp…”

Seridwen licked my finger like a candy.

“Do you like it?”

“I do…”

Should I tell Seridwen everything?

She would definitely be a big help, but…

I’ve already received a lot of help from Seridwen back when Shione was around.

‘And this feels like a three-legged race between me and En.’

I can borrow the power of my onahole subordinates, who are like my partners in destiny, but I don’t want to worry my girlfriends.

I’m happy as long as I get to do a lot of lewd things.

“That was a lewd and good lecture.”

“You were too busy looking at the other female students, weren’t you?”

“…Like who, for example?”

“Lizna May?”

As I thought.

I knew that name would come out of Seridwen’s mouth.

“I heard she’s the center of a famous girl group?”

“…I guess so.”

“‘I guess so.’ Didn’t she come out during the lecture and talk with you…?”

Seridwen tilted her head as if her memory was hazy again.

“I want to get close to her, but I can’t.”

“Of course not. She’s your rival. Oh, turn right here.”

“Yes~ Professor.”

In the evening, we went to a reservation-only barbecue restaurant that Seridwen knew, and ate meat grilled by the server.

It melts in my mouth…

“Did you meet Eustia?”

“…During the day. With Quintia.”

“What did you talk about?”

“…….”

Talk… more like…

We hugged and kissed a lot…

“She doesn’t give you an opening easily, does she?”

No…

“She said that if she gave you too many points, it would be a fairness issue, so we both resolved not to give you any points easily.”

“…….”

“The mission I gave you today wasn’t easy either, right? So…”

“It wasn’t easy…”

It was very lewd…

She probably doesn’t know that the harsh trials that Eustia and Seridwen were supposed to give me,

Were all turned into perverted headmaster-style missions and given to me.

In other words, she seems to think that she gave a fair mission as a judge.

‘……If I told her about Lucky Scum, she’d say I was using a cheat.’

Sorry for being a dating sim protagonist whose very existence is a cheat code ★ (not really sorry)

“Still, how are you maintaining your top rank?”

Seridwen’s panel was arranged like this:

Me: 17 points

Bae Ga-eun: 13 points

Calypso Ade: 7 points

Quintia: 7 points

‘Those perverted missions were OP [overpowered]…’

So the points weren’t from the headmaster and Hyo-ju’s pussy…

“What kind of missions do the other students mainly do to earn points?”

“The most reliable is removing abnormal gravity waves. There are points with amplification devices in dangerous areas where A-rank monsters pour out…”

“Hmm…”

“I heard that Bae Ga-eun removed six A-rank gravity waves today.”

Six…

One is hard enough, but six in one day? Is she a workaholic?

I feel a strange Korean-style ‘hurry hurry’ [referring to the fast-paced, competitive nature of Korean society] power from the Korean name Bae Ga-eun.

‘And I’m a crazy bastard for making up for it by cuddling and kissing the judges…’

Lucky Scum seems to make life easier in many ways…

The meat is also delicious.

“Is it good?”

Seridwen smiled brightly.

“It’s good…”

“I’ll buy you everything. Eat a lot. We’re both in tough positions because of the gods, aren’t we?”

“Ah…”

That’s right…

We’re on the same level now.

“You probably know that this world is more precarious than you think.”

“…….”

“Many gods are constantly watching. If there’s a god who governs this world, they must be racking their brains.”

Protecting the world…

If I interpret what I’m doing that way, I feel too much pressure.

I’m protecting the dating sim.

I need to go with that kind of feeling.

But En has been protecting this world that she loves all alone.

She had every right to be hurt by the hate comments.

‘…….’

Well…

It’s not like I wrote them…

It feels like a long time ago that I possessed this body.

But I don’t regret it now.

“I still have a clear idea of what I need to do in my heart.”

“Master Hunter? Are you going to become the greatest hunter, surpassing me?”

“No… Evelyn is already the greatest hunter.”

“……Huh?!”

Evelyn lowered her head slightly, as if she was a little embarrassed.

“I’m embarrassed when you say things like that so openly.”

“I just want to have sex with such an amazing Evelyn?”

“…….”

“……People might suspect improper solicitation.”

She wasn’t someone who cared about that kind of thing.

“Let’s have sex. After we finish eating.”

“…Ah, um. Uh…”

Evelyn, who was running her fingers through her hair, muttered quietly.

“…Okay…”

Wow. Was I always this popular?

A life where I get a free pass even if I ask for sex without beating around the bush.

I thank God every day. Of course, that god lives next to me and comes to give me perverted advice whenever she gets a chance.

After eating, I went to Evelyn’s house and was impressed by the spacious interior.

“What, what are you looking at?”

“You live alone in such a big place? It’s clean.”

“A cleaning lady comes regularly… Ah. Stop looking…”

“Ah! You took lewd selfies here, didn’t you?”

“……!”

Seridwen’s face turned bright red when she saw me sit on the sofa.

Oh, what does she usually do here that she’s reacting so strongly?

“No, I didn’t take it here?”

“What do you mean no? The color of this sofa is exactly the same as when you spread your legs wide and took a picture…”

“@)(*#@()#()#!”

Seridwen suddenly pounced on me.

I gently sit on the sofa and accept her.

Seridwen’s body is warm, soft, and slender.

“H-how can you talk about that in front of me? You took pictures too… A-abs, and stuff.”

“This?”

When I quickly opened my clothes, Seridwen couldn’t come to her senses.

“Ah, um. Ah…”

“Touch it.”

She doesn’t refuse.

Seridwen’s hands swept over my body.

Rub rub. Rub rub.

“You’re drooling.”

“D-drool?! Slurp. I didn’t drool… It’s because you’re too handsome…!”

I showed off my handsome face and hugged her, and Seridwen kissed my chest as if she was happy and didn’t know what to do.

“Because you’re so cool… Stronger than me…”

“I’m stronger than Seridwen?”

“Did you forget? I lost to you… For the first time… I lost.”

“…….”

Ah, that surprise jelly show…

Looking back, it was a stroke of luck.

“Hmm…”

Still, Seridwen is probably ahead in pure strength…

“I’ve never been a weak woman in my life… Let me feel it a little. This feeling.”

“Okay. Cute.”

I stroke the strongest hunter’s shiny black hair from the crown of her head to her back, like I’m handling a pet.

Seridwen seemed genuinely happy, her charismatic red eyes were moist as she looked only at me.

“Sanghyuk… I wuv…”

“…You wuv?”

“I wuv when Sanghyuk pats my head…”

Rub rub.

I put my hand inside her hair and gently massaged her scalp, and Seridwen climaxed just from that.

“Oh… Ohook…”

Evelyn rolls her red eyes back and sticks out her lips in a circle.

“How can the strongest Master Hunter make an ahegao [Japanese term for an exaggerated facial expression of sexual pleasure] with a scalp massage?”

“Ungo… My brain… My brain is getting weird…”

This is also the curse of the jelly that I first engraved.

No, let’s call it a blessing.

Scratch scratch. I massage her scalp by pressing down without using my nails. Her hair is thick, and she doesn’t seem to need this kind of massage in the first place, but…

“Ung… Ungiit… More… Do more… Sanghyuk…”

Customer satisfaction has surpassed 500%.

I hug the lewd Evelyn, who is giving an ahegao show in front of me, and continue to massage her scalp.

Great Evelyn Ultimate Move.

Perfectly Wholesome Scalp Massage!

“Oh… Oook… Oh…”

Should I do it with both hands?

I wanted to see how crazy she would get, so I grabbed her head with both hands and gently scratched it, and Seridwen stuck out her tongue and drooled.

“Hah, hab… Hag… Ung… Ungeu… I’m gonna go… I’m gonna go…”

“How’s my perfectly wholesome scalp massage?”

“Ung… Ungyuuu…”

The part I’m touching is extremely wholesome, but Seridwen’s pretty face becomes extremely unwholesome.

“Huk… Hau… Uung…”

Twitch twitch.

What should I call this? A full-body orgasm?

I gently rub Seridwen’s butt over her clothes and say,

“Shall we have sex?”

I flinch.

“Without contraception.”

Seridwen, who climaxed from my scalp massage, hugged me tightly and clung to me.