My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 481

EP.479 Personality Emission Pure Love

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The first wave was goblins.

Huge, muscular goblins, like they were on steroids.

In a remote corner of the square space, a portal opened, and heavily armed hobgoblins poured out.

1 WAVE… Massive hobgoblin spawn!

“Sanghyuk-nim!”

“It’s okay. This much is nothing!”

I immediately pulled out Benelli, released the safety, and quickly started shooting the enemies before they became too concentrated.

The movements are fast. Can’t rest even for a moment. They’re on a different level from ordinary wild goblins.

Currently, most of my abilities are sealed. It’s not like during the Territory of Sin where I just couldn’t use them! It seems to be a system where the more faithfully I play the game, the higher my accumulated points become, and I can unlock them one by one with those accumulated points.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

I glance to the side.

Large screens are set up everywhere so we can always check each other’s situation, watching the other’s fierce battle in real-time.

1st place Kim Sanghyuk 588p

2nd place Lizna May 119p

Unexpectedly good start?

I guess so. Is it the power of the gun? Shooting bullets from a distance, the gun has been enhanced to the point where I can easily take down B to A-grade monsters, so it’s bound to be advantageous in a massacre game.

Meanwhile, Lizna is quickly eliminating them one by one, but the number of enemies swarming in is so large that it looks dangerous.

‘Pretty.’

The way her legs stretch out and her silver hair flutters.

I was worried that the goblins might grab that silver hair and slam her to the ground.

Lizna was pretty.

“Sanghyuk-niim! This is no time to be looking at the heroine.”

“Ah! Right.”

“I want to shoot En-chan Beam… *sniff*…!”

“Are you that unsure of me?”

“It’s not that, but…”

I know En’s worries.

Massacre.

This field has little to do with perversion, so Kali must have thought she would become more advantageous as time went on.

“Should I have brought something other than Lucky Pervert?”

Leaving En, who was worried, behind, I continued to pull the shotgun trigger.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Each time the tubular magazine is pulled, the empty cartridges are ejected, and the surroundings are filled with the smell of gunpowder.

The hobgoblin corpses would immediately disappear as if they were about to obstruct the monsters’ movements.

‘Indeed.’

It feels like a defense game.

“No. Lucky Pervert was good.”

“Yes? But…”

“Kali! Can I ask questions while fighting?”

“Sure. Go ahead~.”

Kali accepted my request quite coolly.

“The random gacha [a type of lottery-based system] in the store. Show the probability.”

“?”

“?”

En-chan and Kali seemed puzzled at the same time. Was my request that unexpected?

“Update the latest information. These days, it’s mandatory to show the probability when playing games!”

“Hmm. Your will might be broken if you see it?”

“I don’t care!”

Soon, the probability information for summoning familiars was revealed.

I don’t need the bottom ones, let’s look at the best ones first.

[SS Rank – 0.0000000009%]

[S Rank – 0.01%]

[A Rank – 0.6%]

[B Rank – 3%]

“…….”

This is a complete garbage game!!

How many zeros are there? How obsessed are you with money?

Ah, it’s not like I’m spending money to roll [participate in the gacha].

Kali laughs as if she heard me grinding my teeth.

“There may be some things you don’t understand, but this is the decision I made after considering your familiars’ stats.”

“So you’re telling me to give up on the SS rank?”

“Why do you think you can even get an S rank? You should be grateful if you even get a B rank.”

Well, that’s true….

It’s a summoning probability that reminds me of mobile games that viciously squeeze money out of you, but even there, this level of probability is crossing the line.

How many attempts do I have to go through to summon Shione?

‘With this many points, it’s impossible….’

I have something in mind.

But in a massacre game where the first summon requires 50,000 points, if I want to save points bit by bit.

‘……I’m going to need a lot of bullets.’

It seems like I can use the bullets I brought in my inventory.

I’m using everything from buckshot to slug shots, and even special bullets like dragon’s breath, to shoot at the hobgoblins.

‘These guys are tougher than I thought!’

Even if I miss the vital spot by a little, they come running like crazy.

[Tactical Shooting Activated]

With no time to reload, I shoot them between the eyebrows with my pistol, taking down the hobgoblins. Fortunately, I can use the space widely, so it’s good.

‘En…….’

En is watching nervously.

If I lose in this game, am I going to be sold off? To Kali?

Kali is watching our fight with a thrilling and excited expression.

1st place. Kim Sanghyuk 5,499p

2nd place. Lizna May 3,474p

Oh no. When did she catch up so much!?

While I was worried about the magazine, Lizna’s rotation speed was getting faster and faster.

A boxer style that contrasts with Isabella’s Evil Mask, which focuses on powerful kicks.

She defeats hobgoblins with quick jabs and leg kicks that have almost no preliminary movements.

“Ugh. My hands hurt….”

……Tough, huh?

“……!”

I make eye contact with Lizna.

“……Why. Why. Surprised that an idol is tomboyish?”

Ah.

She’s conscious of her image….

I didn’t think about that at all.

“You’re similar to my girlfriend, though.”

“Ugh…… Don’t compare me to her! She’s just a steel human!”

“…….”

I knew what she meant, so I just chuckled.

“This isn’t a situation where I can act pretty and lovely…! Sorry if I ruined your image as a fan!?”

“You were pretty and lovely when your pussy was being sucked!”

“Do you want to die!?”

Thwack!

The sound of a hobgoblin’s head cracking echoes.

…….

Why am I boosting the opponent’s morale?

“Got it!”

Got what?

“Using 3,500p! Give me the Red Steel Snake Sword!”

Did she draw a new weapon!!?

As soon as she declared its use, a long, bright red snake sword was in her hand. The blade, swaying and undulating, broke the sound barrier like a whip, turning the hobgoblin into a handful of blood in an instant.

Swish!

‘At that speed, I’ll be caught up!’

She’s so good with a sword? Wasn’t she a martial artist?

Lizna didn’t get a single drop of blood on her body, and she skipped around like she was doing rhythmic gymnastics, wielding the snake sword, teasing the hobgoblins chasing after her and turning them into limbless meat sacks.

Her tense profile is pretty.

Click, click.

“Ah. Sanghyuk-nim. The magazine is…!”

“Did I use too many…….”

The hobgoblins are swarming in.

Kali smiled. As if she knew this would happen.

“You can buy magazines at the store? Of course, it’ll be a little more expensive if you use lead bullets.”

“…Can’t I buy En-chan Beam with a bug? I’ll just use it!”

“Don’t worry. Your protagonist isn’t that weak.”

“Sanghyuk-nim…!”

[Evil Mask Activated]

[Reading the enemy’s movements!]

I’ll show you a little taste of the fighting techniques I learned from my current wife!

Avoiding the clubs wielded by hobgoblins as big as me, I accurately plant my fists in their heads, chests, and philtrums [the vertical groove between the upper lip and the nose].

I take down each one with a quick high kick.

“That’s…!”

This time, Lizna’s eyes lit up as if she was surprised.

“……Did you notice?”

This is Isabella’s kick.

“…Tae Kwon Do?”

“……It’s not!”

This person is subtly eccentric…….

I thought she was seriously watching my skills!

‘The gun was convenient, but, ugh.’

I understand why Lizna frowned so much at first.

These bastards’ bodies are so hard that my skin stings every time I punch them.

“A-rank hobgoblins. Strength is B-rank, durability is A-rank.”

“No wonder!”

I kick while listening to En-chan’s briefing.

I’m eliminating them one by one with Isabella’s killing kicks, but my power doesn’t match Isabella’s original……!

Sweat started to flow from my body.

How many have I caught already? It’s getting so dizzy?

I was going to endure until the random gacha and then buy it, but at this rate……!

“Sanghyuk-nim. Personality Emission is available!”

“The massacre count isn’t going up!”

“Ah……!”

Personality Emission. I’ve been testing it from time to time, but……. The massacre count doesn’t go up until the jelly is damaged. Kali must have known all along and released it.

Kali, sitting cross-legged and looking down at me in a sexy pose.

“I thought it would be okay not to take that away. En, it’s a skill that’s just like you, pathetic and cute.”

“……Ugh……!!”

“You still haven’t gotten rid of your childish fantasies, have you?”

“W-What…! S-Sanghyuk-nim uses it in a fun way!”

“…….”

Soon, I’ll be caught up….

I don’t know what happens when I get 10,000 P. But instinctively, I’m seized by a vague feeling that the one who gets closest to the unit of 10,000 first will be closer to victory, so Lizna and I are running like crazy.

‘Should I have bought all the magazines at once? Did I give up the early advantage too easily?’

No, think.

The cheat skills that En-chan gave me can be fully utilized in battle!

“Personality Emission.”

I muttered with a determined expression.

“Front Kick!!”

Thwack!!

Bloop bloop bloop bloop!!

The hobgoblins gush out a huge amount of jelly.

The massacre count doesn’t go up. But…….

Today, remember the perverted Personality Emission scenes of the admirable female students in my arms. Kim Sanghyuk!!

The fact that you can touch the jelly without emitting everything!

‘Personality Modification!’

All the emission-related skills are still alive.

I stomped hard on the jelly that came out like a tail of the hobgoblin that had been incapacitated and collapsed.

“Become my loyal soldier and rise!”

Because the jelly has been permanently damaged, reaching personality collapse, the massacre count goes up at the same time.

Hobgoblin soldiers manufactured in this way become monsters that fight for me!

“Kieeeek!”

“Go! Fight for your master!”

“Kyaaak!”

I started increasing the number of jelly soldiers in the same way.

I started creating an auto-hunting structure.

“……Sanghyuk-nim!! Hueeeeng! I believed in youuu!”

“En.”

Kali’s expression hardened as she watched our exchange.

“It looks like they’re being careless against us. Shall we go teach them a lesson?”

“Yes!!”

I should have taken Personality Emission and put it up for sale in the store.

It’s ironic that I thought this wouldn’t help with the massacre.

Personality Emission is violence among violence.

Hobgoblins are humanoid monsters!

All conditions were met. Therefore……!

“Thoroughly destroy the enemy!”

The moment I turned a hundred hobgoblin soldiers to my side, the area in front of the gate became my auto-hunting ground.

The speed at which I earn money, no, points, is crazy!

1st place. Kim Sanghyuk 11,447p

2nd place. Lizna May 9,446p

The first goal of 20,000 p is not far away.

“I’m the only one who can scold En-chan.”

“…….”

“You said it was kids’ play?”

The points are going up. I, who had started to play around, could look straight at Kali and say.

“Yagames [adult-oriented games] are 19+ content, so kids can’t watch them…! There’s no such thing as kids’ play!”

“That’s true, but you’re subtly off the point. Sanghyuk-nim…!”

“Anyway……. I’m warning you, don’t touch my goddess.”

“…….”

En’s face turned bright red, and she curled up into a ball, unable to bear the shame.

What’s the pattern when an ero star turns red? Is it overheating?

“Hmph. Is that another prank?”

“It’s pure love.”

Kali scoffed.

Round 1, Wave 2 begins.

Huge, four-legged vampire bats popped out and began tearing the hobgoblins to shreds.

The jelly goblin soldiers are pouring out in an instant!

“Well, the level has changed? What are you going to do now?”

“Using 20,000 points.”

Lizna turned around in surprise.

“Al, ready…?”

I smiled.

“I will unlock the『Become an Onahole』and『Onahole Enhancement』skills!”