My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 484

EP.482 Cock Click

The game is at its midpoint.

The timing is perfect for both of us to pull out our strongest cards!

My strategy of using auto-hunting with Onaholes who have decent combat abilities is distinctly different from Lizna and Mei, who are carrying the team on their own.

‘If I can widen the point gap significantly….’

Now is the only chance!

“I’ll use all 20 million points!”

Lizna must have been thinking the same thing.

“…Skill, Valkyrie unlock!”

“Using 15 million points.”

I’ll summon the Exodia of this game!

“I will summon the SS-class Onahole, Xenovia, with a guaranteed summon.”

The store item I chose.

[Guaranteed summon of an SS-class Onahole familiar. Required points: 15,000,000p]…!!

It’s designed to be nearly impossible to get through gacha [a type of randomized loot box], but it’s a different story if you summon her with a guaranteed summon.

The first card I chose is the black-haired, busty executioner who boasts the highest value among the villain Onaholes.

Now, it was the villain Xenovia, who had been modified into an Onahole.

As the summoning circle appeared and we waited for Xenovia….

Lizna, who unlocked 『Valkyrie』, spread her wings and threw a spear of light to annihilate the enemy,

She had transformed into a warrior from mythology.

The amount of magic power erupting from her was already more than the executives who fought in the cosmic realm….

It’s astonishing that a student can wield such power.

Lizna pulled out a spear of light like a goddess delivering judgment and annihilated the arena with light.

“How can Valkyrie be worth 20 million points! You scammer!”

“Why~?”

Kali just smiled at En’s protest.

Lizna began to suck up points in an instant.

“You were the one who gave everything away so freely. What’s wrong with me giving the power of a brave and alluring warrior to the goddess of slaughter?”

“Ugh…!”

“It’s starting for real now. You better be nervous.”

Why is the summoning taking so long? Is this a scam?

“Ah. Don’t misunderstand. We’re just taking a break because Round 7 is starting.”

Before I could even object, Kali cut me off.

Round 7, 1 WAVE 【Black Demons】

The enemy this time was humanoid, returning after only 6 rounds. Ash-gray skin, neatly shaved head, and menacing large horns and wings…….

They look like devils.

“Disappear!”

Lizna was truly a noble warrior. Flying freely and slamming area-of-effect attacks into the gate,

Raising the 『Slaughter Euphoria』 passive stack to recover health and stamina…….

She was turning her body into an endlessly boiling magic furnace, constantly pouring out attacks.

[1st place. Lizna Mei 35 million points]

[2nd place. Kim Sanghyuk 9.2 million points]

“So much in such a short time…! Summon her quickly, Kali.”

“She’s resisting the summoning. This girl?”

Resisting the goddess’s summoning?

“Xenovia! Come to me!”

When I shouted, a black-haired, busty beauty wearing a latex suit appeared before me.

Cold black from head to toe. Skin as fair as Isabella’s sister in contrast.

My executioner.

The Onahole Xenovia has appeared.

“…What are you doing here?”

“I was in the middle of a fight.”

“Need help, brother-in-law?”

“You have to deal with them as quickly, swiftly, and as many as possible!”

“……”

Xenovia, hearing my words, unleashed her power.

It was an alien and dark power, completely different from Valkyrie.

The black, tar-like sticky liquid that Xenovia spewed from her hand filled the floor and flowed towards the gate.

“Everyone, get back!”

What is this magma?

It’s suffocatingly hot. Is this Xenovia’s talent…!

“Are you sure about this? Brother-in-law.”

Xenovia asked me again.

“Do it!”

I’ve decided on this Onahole!

I even gave Xenovia an Onahole buff to help her unleash her full power.

What happened immediately after was enough to terrify the other Onaholes.

“Hiek!”

Kushina was the first to cling to me.

To avoid the black magma that filled the floor.

The demons who touched Xenovia’s power were sucked into the magma without resistance.

‘So, her specialty wasn’t martial arts….’

The first time I’ve seen it……. No.

It’s not the first time, is it?

I’ve seen Xenovia use this ability against Jingu-chan. But at that time, purely,

Jingu-chan’s power was so strong that it didn’t work at all, so it wasn’t noticeable.

“Hoo.”

Kali watched Xenovia’s ability closely and clapped as if praising her.

“The control is quite impressive. But you won’t be able to keep up at that speed, will you?”

Now there are three gates open.

As if testing Xenovia’s ability, demons continue to pour out.

Even as their bodies melted, they desperately resisted by throwing spears, but Xenovia’s body was about half-covered in a suit.

The spears bounced off the suit with a sharp clang.

“What!”

Kushina caught the spear and threw it into the magma.

Now it’s the other Onaholes’ turn to step back.

“Xenovia! It’s not enough. Can you increase the speed?”

Nod.

Xenovia coolly raised her magic power.

If Lizna is like a fighter jet constantly cutting through the sky and accelerating, Xenovia’s ability is like a natural disaster.

The black magma that filled 80% of the arena, leaving only the place where we were, was unbelievably turning even blacker.

‘What is this?’

Even I, who summoned Xenovia, don’t really know what’s going on?

I don’t know how to express that black is getting blacker. In fact, certain areas are becoming noticeably darker.

What appeared as it surged and rippled within it…….

Was the eye of a giant fish.

Beneath the magma, which at its deepest point in the arena seemed to reach just below my knees, there was a world containing infinitely vast mass.

It felt like a monster from that world was peeking at us through a window.

The chilling sensation was fleeting.

Soon, the whirlpool that arose from the magma quickly sucked in the monsters,

Whether they were drowning or suffocating as they sank below, I don’t know the exact mechanism, but…….

The slaughter count.

Was rising at an incredible rate.

“Do your best! Executioner!”

“……”

Xenovia nodded.

It’s in the nuance that she’s just doing as she’s told, but still, this power.

It seemed like only a matter of time before she caught up with Lizna Mei.

‘Summoning Xenovia was the right choice.’

Almost got it!

Around the time we entered Round 7, 2 WAVE.

Whether we wanted it or not, we were melting in the indescribable heat, boasting tremendous blood and killing power, as Kali, the host of the slaughter game, intended.

“Good. Good! Keep going. You’re making me happy!”

[1st place. Kim Sanghyuk 120 million points]

[2nd place. Lizna Mei 120 million points]

The score is almost……. A tie!!

Now they’ve stopped tracking the small numbers, and if this goes into overtime, I’ll have to fight Lizna.

We’ve come to a point where we have to be aware of that situation and use the store.

‘If I summon Jingu-chan, I might even make the goddess kneel….’

Jingu-chan’s price is 640 million points.

It’s much cheaper than the victory-guaranteed En-chan beam, but it’s still one of the most expensive options I can buy.

The best choice I can make here is to unlock the Onahole Territory and force Onahole etiquette on Lizna.

End the slaughter game in an instant and secure victory……!!

“Using 50 million points. I will purchase the Chakram of Light!”

“Good. Take it!”

“Using 80 million points. Unlock Onahole Territory!”

Surging points.

Amidst the values fluctuating as if there was a bug, the slaughter game was gradually reaching its climax.

However, Xenovia stood by my side firmly until the end, and although her ability was static, Xenovia’s power showed a persistence and strength that was not inferior to Valkyrie.

Amazing fuel efficiency! Even pretty and lovely!

“Ahaha! It’s neck and neck. This is really fun?!”

I’m getting attached to Lizna while playing this tug-of-war where I can’t see an inch ahead!

I don’t know if she feels the same way.

Is it because there’s a sense of crisis that it’s almost over and one of us might die?

Lizna’s eyes looked somewhat complicated.

Twoong!

“Slaughter Game Round 15 complete!”

With Kali’s declaration, the barrier that had been blocking us was removed.

I stood in the front line with the Onaholes, and Lizna also looked down at us with a full set of cheat equipment she bought from the store and a hundred 『Valkyrie Warriors』 from mythology.

She looks like a goddess too.

I’ve seen all of Valkyrie’s combat abilities. Each one is as strong as an S-class hunter or higher.

But on this side…….

“Wouldn’t it have been over if you had called me and Belsted from the beginning?”

The Onahole executives have all gathered.

They are too expensive to summon with 80 million points.

Nine, Belsted, and Miho, who were summoned, were all veterans who had built up experience in the cosmic realm, so they understood the current situation without much explanation.

“Nine. Your abilities won’t be of much help against flying things. I’ll start first and drop them.”

“What is that girl saying? I can cut them all down and drop them, too.”

Everything is going smoothly except for the slight prick of conscience I feel for making a pregnant Onahole fight.

Shione stepped forward.

“Which realm’s warrior are you? What stands before you is the master of the Onahole Territory, my master.”

“……”

Shione….

“Can’t you show some respect!”

It’s not really the situation for that.

Lizna calmly folded her wings and came down.

“Lizna Mei, a third-year student at Essol Academy. ……Kali’s apostle. From now on, I have to fight you, Kim Sanghyuk.”

“There are a lot of pregnant women here, so let’s stop here.”

Lizna’s determined expression crumbles.

“Really…… I absolutely hate men who aren’t serious.”

“Would you have preferred it if I had rushed in to die?”

“…You’re even shaking my resolve… Why are you giving me an opening?”

“Well….”

I clapped, as if to clear the air around us.

“It’s strange in itself that an idol is having a deathmatch here.”

“……?”

“Kali. End the game here. It’s your defeat.”

“My apostle hasn’t fallen yet, though?”

“No. It’s over.”

It’s not just the executives who have been unlocked.

The Onahole Territory itself is the most certain way to end this fight.

“……!”

Kali looked at me with strange eyes.

“……That power, not En’s power. Is it your territory?”

“Yes.”

【Rule 1】All heroines judged as mating targets are 『Onaholes』, and they cannot dare to resist the 『Kim Sanghyuk』’s penis, the sole male of the territory.

“It’s not a surprise attack or anything. Don’t misunderstand, senior.”

“Ah…?”

Lizna looked back at the brave Valkyries in a fluster.

Because they suddenly started taking off their breastplates or undershirts and began undressing.

【Rule 4】All Onaholes who have become mating targets must remove their clothes and bow naked to the king of Onaholes to show respect.

“It’s just that the compatibility wasn’t good.”