My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 498

EP.496 Schrödinger’s Milf

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“Hah…!”

Quintia was dumbfounded, with no one to complain to, so she burst into a hollow laugh.

Reuniting with her mother, whom she had missed and loved so much, was only for a moment…!

To have her crush stolen by her own mother right before her eyes!!

Shivers…….

‘It’s not like I didn’t notice….’

Inside the Cosmic Dominion Usurper Orb.

Sparks of emotion flew between Sanghyuk and Eustia, and she knew they were of the romantic kind.

The daughter was aware of it even while rescuing her mother. A woman’s intuition towards a man she likes is truly terrifying.

Back then, hugging Eustia tightly,

Even as the family reunited, trying to reclaim the lost time, the question lingered in Quintia’s mind.

「Mom. Do you like Sanghyuk *sunbae* [senior/upperclassman]?」

Flinch.

At that moment, Eustia’s back trembled.

Her eyelids fluttered awkwardly, as if she was facing a question she had been avoiding.

“What about you? Do you like Sanghyuk?”

“Yes, I like him. Don’t answer my question with a question… What about you, Mom?”

“……W-What are you talking about.”

“Mom, Dad is gone now.”

“…….”

“And who would be a good match for Mom? Honestly, I think it’s Sanghyuk *sunbae* right now.”

Quintia broached the subject to gauge her mother’s feelings.

Officially, it was said that Eustia was busy with missions for the World Hunter Association and couldn’t return to Korea,

But Eustia was often spending time with her daughter. Perhaps she meant to use it as a time for family reunification.

If they didn’t keep it a secret, all sorts of reporters and people would flock to them, trying to get a story.

However.

To Quintia, it seemed like she was avoiding only one person.

……Kim Sanghyuk.

“I want to hear your honest feelings, Mom.”

“Even if I like him….”

“Yes?”

“Even if I like him, what can I do? Unlike you, Mom is old……. Huh?”

“……What does age have to do with it! Mom is still beautiful. Mom’s stats are amazing too. You’ll look like this even if you live for hundreds of years like an elf. Stop avoiding the question…….”

Quintia demanded an answer,

Then realized she was acting immaturely. Because Eustia’s eyes looked genuinely sad.

“Simply getting older isn’t just about the numbers increasing….”

“…….”

“Even a five-year difference can change the stories and emotions you can share with someone, so what about a generation gap? It’s daunting…….”

“So… you do have feelings for him?”

“……Well. It would be impossible not to like someone who rescued me so *meosissge* [cool/impressive]… but Mom has given up. Instead, I’ll support my daughter.”

“…….”

Quintia’s heart ached.

The current Quintia, recalling this past, was seething because Sanghyuk was being taken by her mother,

But at least at the time of this recollection, Quintia felt that if Eustia liked Sanghyuk, it wouldn’t be good for her to give up those feelings alone.

“Just the fact that my daughter likes the person I like makes me happy.”

“……You wouldn’t be jealous even if I brought him as someone I’m going to marry!?”

“……Oh, what are you asking Mom!? Besides…….”

“Hmm.”

Eustia turned around and playfully tickled her daughter.

“You little rascal! You’re acting like you have it all? Does Sanghyuk even like you?”

“Ah, ah… Ack! It tickles…. Well, not exactly… but since I have a bit of Mom’s face too, wouldn’t it be possible?!”

“My daughter. You’re pretty, but you still have a long way to go.”

“Huh?”

“Just being pretty isn’t everything. Especially since Sanghyuk has a lot of pretty women around him, right?”

“Ah…….”

That’s right.

Quintia is still a virgin.

With the term 『Pregnancy Risk』 circulating in the industry as a disaster when it comes to Kim Sanghyuk,

The fact that a woman as pretty and strong as Quintia hasn’t been chosen yet means…….

‘There’s a problem as a woman…….’

Mom didn’t intend to drop a truth bomb, but she accurately saw Quintia’s current problems.

The inability to control her emotions and always charging headfirst.

The inability to see anything else when she’s fixated on something.

The fact that she can’t do anything properly besides wielding a sword…….

In every way, she’s far from being a lady.

In comparison, what about Mom……?

‘She’s good at cooking, pretty, kind-hearted…… and has achieved so much more.’

In many ways, Eustia is the completed form of Quintia.

In comparison, Quintia has nothing to offer except being young.

“Woo woo….”

“Don’t be discouraged, my daughter. You can do it if you try.”

“……Really?”

“Mom will support you.”

“Mom, are you going to give up like this?”

“How can I date someone almost twenty years younger than me? I’d be blocking a young person’s future.”

“…….”

Eustia said those words and turned away as if she was disappointed.

“It’s the right thing to do for Sanghyuk’s future. Young people should hang out with young people.”

“…Mom….”

“Well, whatever……. I’m not that discouraged. Who knows? Maybe Sanghyuk will say he wants to date me. If he clings to me, saying he likes me? Then Mom might become your rival?”

“……That sounds like a possible scenario, so I’m getting scared.”

“Don’t be ridiculous……. As I said before, he’s surrounded by pretty women. Why would he want to meet an old woman like me?”

Even while saying 「an old woman like me」 and belittling herself,

Her embarrassed smile is full of the vitality of a teenage girl….

Quintia never imagined she would feel inferior to her own mother.

‘……Everyone said I was incredibly pretty because I look like Mom.’

…It feels like I can’t even match one-fifth of her…….

“Then, just hypothetically. If, just if, Sanghyuk *sunbae* can’t live without Mom! If he clings to you that much?”

“…….”

Eustia’s cheeks flushed red, more clearly than any answer could have.

“……Ah… Euhm……. Let’s eat.”

“……Did you even consider remarrying?”

“Quintia! Let’s eat~.”

Eustia turned her head shyly.

In her heart, she suppressed her fluttering heart, feeling like she wasn’t acting her age.

‘Oh my, how can I face him….’

How can I face him, how can I face him.

Eustia kept repeating that and avoided meeting him.

A full year passed.

When the Master Hunter selection finally started at Edssol Academy, Eustia, who met the qualifications, was chosen as a judge, making it impossible to avoid meeting him.

This wasn’t a meeting between a man and a woman, a male and a female.

It was a meeting in a situation with a clear hierarchy. She absolutely couldn’t make a mistake with the man who had done her a favor.

There shouldn’t be any biased judgments.

Eustia firmly, repeatedly, pledged and entered the academy.

And 「that」 happened.

「…Haum…. Amazing. Chururup……. Even if it’s this hard, there are no bonus points?」

「Tchup…. Tchuup……. Tchup…. I’ll add 2 points…. Ang… Good job…」

「Ugh… Ugh…. Hooo… Even though there are no points, so passionately……. Ah…. Are you planning to make me your onahole as soon as I come to Korea?」

She had resolved to be a strict and *naengcheolhan* [cold-blooded/impartial] judge.

Eustia, who had made Sanghyuk happy with lovey-dovey *chu-chus* [kissing sounds] and boob groping.

Came home, changed her clothes, and then remembered everything.

“I feel something strange in my mouth….”

Picheong!

Everything that happened inside Lucky Scat comes to mind!

“Ah……!”

Eustia gasped and paced around the room, at a loss.

“Wh, what!”

Her own judging points!

She gave them with lovey-dovey *chu-chus*!?! [kissing sounds]

“Ah ah…….”

Quintia’s mother covered her mouth and didn’t know what to do.

Her ears turned bright red, to the point where she hated the tongue in her mouth that was nonchalantly saying 「ㅋㅋ You just had a really hot kiss, did you know that now?」.

“Neitilla!”

Eustia, who had *beoltteok ireonan* [jumped up], shouted valiantly, and a female skeleton wearing a veil with a mysterious atmosphere opened the gate and appeared.

“Why do you call me?”

“Mental interference. Why didn’t you release it?”

“I judged that there was no need to release it.”

“Why is there no need? A woman, a woman with a child, is being held by a man and kissed!”

“……Wasn’t that the situation you wanted?”

Eustia listened to the words of the skeleton priestess called Neitilla and lost her words because her true feelings were completely penetrated.

“Why do you say things different from your heart?”

“Huh…?”

“You said 「I don’t feel any discomfort and I’m actually sincerely happy because it’s the situation I’ve been desperately wanting for the past year」, so I left you alone?”

As the henchman revealed Eustia’s inner thoughts as if she had been waiting for it, Eustia’s face turned red and she pushed her back.

“Agh. Stop it. I understand. I’m sorry. Go in. Go in. Don’t say anything more. Summon canceled!”

“……You’re more *byeondeokseureoun* [fickle/capricious] than when you were *hoeim* [pregnant] with your daughter. Did you perhaps fall in love…….”

She sent a look containing her will to terminate the contract if she said anything more,

Neitilla went back into the gate without saying a word.

“Hoo…….”

To summarize again.

Eustia herself wanted that situation. And Eustia now seemed to know it in her heart.

Conversely, did the other person…… want that?

‘…….’

He wanted it.

There was no doubt he wanted it.

He touched her breasts a lot, and kissed her…….

Eustia, recalling the deep kiss, felt her uterus tightening…….

‘Ah…… I feel like I’m going to *baeran* [ovulate].’

A feeling of wanting to have a baby….

Eustia looks at herself in the mirror and smiles slightly.

“Hmm. I’m not dead yet…….”

The fact that Sanghyuk *gae byeontae* [pervert] sexually harassed Eustia as if he wanted her, *oh히려* [rather/on the contrary] ignited a fire in her heart.

On the premise that the woman wants it, it’s a more *hwaksilhan* [certain/definite] expression of affection than flirting.

The first brake was broken.

‘……Let’s meet.’

Eustia looked in the mirror and licked her lower lip.

Love between men and women is sometimes calm…….

There are times when it explodes due to some event. Just like now.

As such, mother and daughter sharpen their minds, and time passes.

Eustia was able to freely roam inside the academy using her title as an academy official sent by the World Hunter Association.

And she was able to find Sanghyuk in the cafeteria on the day he attended.

‘He seems to be getting along well with my daughter.’

Eustia took a deep breath and moved.

“How dare you say such *mang’eon* [nonsense/absurdity] to someone’s daughter?”

She approached with an atmosphere as if she was going to scold him and surprised Sanghyuk.

Her daughter rolled her eyes, wondering what the situation was, but Sanghyuk was different. Sanghyuk was looking at Eustia’s chest.

‘Every time I think that you *tamnaen* [covet/desire] me, I feel like I’m going crazy…….’

Even though her daughter is watching.

Even though she’s embarrassed to death, Eustia shamelessly sits next to Sanghyuk and greets him.

“Hello. Sanghyuk?”

“Eustia…….”

“How have you been?”

First, a greeting.

The lovey-dovey *chu-chu* [kissing sounds] from last time was good for confirming Sanghyuk’s feelings, but it’s not a good place for a second meeting.

Because just having sex without knowing why isn’t the situation Eustia, who is nurturing her feelings, wants.

……She meets Sanghyuk without entering the area named 「X Academy」.

And since Sanghyuk, who seems to be moving with a special mission as an S-class hero, is difficult to predict his movements, she has no choice but to actively approach him when the opportunity arises.

Eustia’s *jeokgeukseong* [assertiveness/proactiveness] was quite different from her daughter’s.

As if saying, this is what a milf is!

She pushes her chest forward, to the point where it’s somewhat *nogoljeok* [explicit/blunt], ‘I like you too.’…….

She doesn’t hide that feeling.

“Shall we go on a date? Sanghyuk?”

“Yes….”

Sanghyuk was *gojangnaseo* [broken/malfunctioning] and just nodded his head.

A storm-like *peulleoting* [flirting] from Eustia.

Eustia’s heart was about to explode as they walked out into the street together.

‘Am I, am I being too *jeokgeukjeogin* [assertive/proactive]……?’

To seduce a guy who’s about the same age as my daughter with my chest!!

I’m a failure as a mother!

Even while thinking that, her heart is *dugeun dugeun* [thumping/fluttering].

‘It’s okay because I’m alone, right? Besides, our memories aren’t going anywhere……!!’

I’ve never even done this to my ex-husband!

Because she doesn’t want to miss him. Because she wants to take him. Because she wants to be loved.

Sword Saint Eustia was on the greatest adventure of her life.