My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 499

EP.497 Schrödinger’s MILF (2)

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Sword Saint Eustia.

She’s a figure in Korean textbooks.

No joke, she’s a real historical figure.

There’s even a statue of Eustia in public squares.

When the world’s military systems were reorganized and a huge number of Hunters and Heroes began to emerge.

Eustia is recorded as the figure who rose like a comet and revived Korea, which was on the verge of collapse due to the Domain Invasions.

Quintia’s proud mother.

I never imagined…

That she would be such a bright and cheerful beauty with such a ready smile.

‘At first, she was a bit more…’

A bit colder.

I recall my memories.

The only time I saw Eustia in person was in the Domain of the universe that had launched a second invasion of Korea.

When I entered the Yurimok space that Sione had created to groom Eustia.

I even played the role of a husband with Vice-Chairman Evangeline back then.

Just like the female students whose common sense has been warped by Lucky Sook, Yurimok also had a virtual heroic drama stage set up to promote Eustia.

Eustia refused it.

She was in a state of extreme paranoia, rejecting everything that approached her.

I remember selling stories about her daughter and all sorts of things to barely get close to her.

‘That Eustia…’

Is smiling brightly now.

Is it because she got her daughter back and regained the place where she should be?

The 17-year-old Eustia in Yurimok, who didn’t know she was a mother with a child,

gave off a somewhat fierce impression, as if she had been popular with the boys in her school days, yet she also had a sexy aura that was hard to approach.

That’s definitely different from Quintia. To put it simply, it’s like the fantasy of a popular girl in school for nerds.

But now that she’s back home, she seems to have mellowed out a bit.

‘I’m glad she’s doing well.’

And I didn’t know she wanted to see me this much.

I never imagined she would barge in while I was having dinner with her daughter…

Worrying that I’ve been neglecting her too much, I follow her.

‘What is she thinking?’

I don’t know.

I was just blankly thinking about how pretty she was as I looked at her from behind.

Eustia wasn’t wearing her judge’s attire; today, she seemed to be wearing the outfit she wears when she’s working as a Hunter.

It looks easy to move in, but it has some thigh exposure, some armpit exposure, and it emphasizes the curves of her body with a tight fit.

‘……I know that’s comfortable, but…’

Why does it look to me like she’s wearing it to seduce me?

On the other hand, the two swords she’s wearing on her waist feel menacing. Eustia could do things that ordinary people can’t even imagine with just one of those swords.

But even with that much power,

her popularity and trust are so high that a first-year Hero like me can’t keep up.

“It’s Eustia…”

“It’s the Sword Saint.”

“I’m seeing her in person for the first time……”

In reality, walking with Eustia makes you “Man Next to Eustia A” instead of “Virgin Onahole Man.”

But the reason no one is approaching seems to be because I’m here.

Eustia held my hand tightly.

Where is this MILF going, exuding such an aura that she doesn’t want to be disturbed?

She said it was a date, didn’t she…

My heart was pounding.

“Shall we talk here?”

I went to a nice restaurant near the Hunter Association.

Surprisingly, Eustia had already made a reservation, and we were able to sit in a seat with a good view.

Did she prepare this a few days ago…?

“Was it really a date?”

“Ahem… I’ll pay. Order.”

“……”

What’s her intention?

It seems useless to think about it, so I ordered first.

I stare at her for a moment while the food is coming out.

Eustia seemed to be slightly high.

Why is she so excited…

‘Is it because she’s out on a date with me?’

Hmm…

The recent events between me and Eustia…

All I can think of is my one-sided lovey-dovey, squeezing her breasts.

I’m not sure. What should I talk about first?

Then Eustia shyly touched her flowing red hair and said.

“What happened inside the Academy.”

“Yes?”

“…I remembered…”

I almost spat out the water I was drinking…

My heart sank.

With just this one reaction, I came to respect the hypnotists in erotic games…

I don’t need such creepy situations in my daily life…!

“I’m sorry.”

“It was unhealthy. You know?”

“Yes…”

“Um… ha. I didn’t mean to scold you like this… I was just thinking about what to say first.”

“……”

I was hanging my head like a child who had caused an accident and was being scolded by a friend’s parents,

and then Eustia suddenly seemed to become depressed.

“…We’ve changed a lot. Us.”

“Yes?”

“You’re using polite language so often…”

“…?”

Eustia looked at me with teary eyes and said.

“You used informal language there…”

I flinched.

My dick reacted immediately.

Because I knew what Eustia’s wet voice was appealing for.

In 『Yurimok』…

I met Eustia, who thought she was unmarried.

「Then I’ll be honest. You’re my type.」

「Don’t get any strange ideas.」

「You make me have strange ideas and then you say that?」

「Why did you come to save me if you’re not even my husband?」

「It’s a job.」

“……Was it just a, 「job」 to you?”

The high school girl Eustia version is here…

Kuh-euh-eut… this MILF…

I’m the one who wants to use informal language and bang her pussy… Me…!!

I’m barely holding back the urge to tear up all social norms and shout at her to be my onahole right now…

‘At this point, Eustia likes me too?!’

But…

“Why didn’t you contact me?”

“……Answer me first.”

“It was a job.”

Eustia had a hurt look on her face.

“You said that back then too. That it was a job…”

“……!”

She likes it when I use informal language… It’s easy to understand…

I see.

If I trace back to where Eustia’s feelings for me started.

She must still be sitting in front of that bonfire, looking at the trash hero Kim Sanghyuk who came to save her.

But here, on the contrary…

‘I feel like I’m starting to understand a little…’

“The reason I took the job was because Eustia is Quintia’s proper guardian.”

“Yes, I remember… I was a little scared that it had become just my own delusion… until now.”

Seeing Eustia honestly expressing her feelings, I felt moved.

I’m a little ashamed that I was just thinking about having sex with her.

“My job was successful. I felt that way when I saw Quintia finally growing up properly.”

“Even though you were trying to make her an onahole candidate?”

“……”

Cough.

I felt like I was pierced from head to toe by Eustia’s spiteful remark.

“I’m doing the same thing to you and your daughter that Sione did……”

Sione also tried to make them into toys and got a proper backlash.

I’m also trying to make this mother and daughter into toys, no, more than toys, onaholes.

In the end, is it the destiny of those who possess Domains…

Just like I made the Valkyrie squad my women, I’m also living a life of infiltrating other people’s Domains.

‘It’s like a beast marking its territory…’

Such unilateral encroachment is not allowed between countries. That’s why the words diplomacy and negotiation exist.

It doesn’t apply to Domains.

It’s wrong if it’s wrong, but…

“I didn’t hate it.”

Eustia looked straight at me and said.

“I’m single now, you know.”

“……”

Doki Doki…

“Literally, um, my daughter is growing up well… and I’ve achieved the 「precious promise」 thanks to you. So I’ve become a really idle housewife.”

“……Ah.”

“Do you know what it feels like to suddenly age dozens of years in an instant?”

“……”

I almost laughed.

Because Eustia had a really troubled expression on her face.

“Ugh… If it weren’t for that, I would have made a move right away……”

“Puh-hat……”

“Do, do you know what it feels like to be twenty years older than the guy you like…?”

“It must have been hard to even talk to me because it felt like a crime.”

“That’s what I’m saying…”

Like this.

As we talked, it felt like the Eustia I met in Yurimok was coming out.

“The memories are mixed up… and sometimes I get anxious that this isn’t real either. It’s a bit more stable because I have my daughter, but…”

“You still have a hard time accepting your position?”

“Of course… I suddenly became a mother with a grown-up child…”

She still can’t forget the excitement and thrill she felt when she met me.

Looking at Eustia… me too.

I was feeling a thrill that I hadn’t felt with Hestia or Sumire.

‘Even though she’s a MILF, she wants to date me because of her memories in Yurimok……’

If that’s Eustia’s true feelings…

That’s so good…?!

“How was it just now… bringing you here in front of my daughter like that?”

“It was like the right arm of the trash hero Kim Sanghyuk.”

“……Heet.”

Eustia smiled slightly like a prankster.

“Quintia might cry when she gets back, though.”

“…I guess I was too immature.”

“Honestly, you don’t realize you’re a MILF, do you?”

“Ah… hot…”

She’s smiling like she’s been caught, it’s pretty.

The life and memories in Yurimok seem to have made her feel like a lonely stranger who was left alone in Korea.

If she hadn’t had that experience, she would have only aged in Korea, given birth to and raised her daughter, and firmly immersed herself in the Eustia that she was.

She might have lived alone, mourning her husband, without ever having other feelings.

‘A hidden heroine……’

I remembered what En-chan had said.

“You too… you think of me as your friend’s mom and use polite language so often…”

“There’s such a thing as etiquette…”

“Do it like you did back then…”

“……”

I almost fainted when I heard her say that like a girlfriend nagging her boyfriend.

“The food is here……”

“Hageut!?”

Eustia didn’t notice the waiter approaching while saying, ‘Do it like you did back then,’ and lowered her head, blushing.

Is she really the strongest Sword Saint?

Cute…!!

“Excuse me.”

The food is placed in front of me too.

“Enjoy your meal…”

As the employee who understood the atmosphere retreated, Eustia looked at me.

“Shall we eat?”

“Ye, yeah, the steak here is delicious… It’s good to tear off a little of the bread and dip it in the sauce…”

“Um, um.”

I eat first.

I thought I wouldn’t be able to eat much because I was dragged out while eating, but fullness is meaningless in front of a great restaurant.

Excellent.

“It’s delicious.”

“Right?”

“……”

Probably Eustia.

It must have been hard for her to approach me seriously because of the reality that she had suddenly become overwhelmingly older than me.

But she seems to have finally started to open her heart.

“It’s really good that you went back home.”

“……”

Eustia was touched, but her voice was slightly anxious.

“I’m sorry. Isn’t it disgusting? This kind of middle-aged woman’s advances…”

I’m really sorry for making her worry about that even while buying her food.

“A MILF shouldn’t be clingy…”

「Why are you being clingy? A MILF」

That’s what I said.

It was just a harmless joke back then, but it becomes hurtful when you look at her current situation.

……I wasn’t even paying attention to that.

“Eustia.”

“……Say it. I’m ready.”

“I didn’t not meet you just because I was busy. And it’s definitely not because you’re an older MILF.”

“……?”

“It’s because I thought you needed time for your family to reunite.”

More than coming to me, it was probably another difficult task for Eustia to piece together the big daughter who suddenly appeared and the revived memories and become a mother and daughter.

Looking at the two of them now, it seems like they’ve been well-sealed without fighting…

I thought I couldn’t interfere in that.

But… there’s nothing to stop us now, is there?

The Eustia rescue operation went well,

and Eustia went back home and met her daughter, so the promise was fulfilled.

“Is it true that I’m your type?”

“……”

Eustia closes her mouth tightly.

I gently grab her hand, which is starting to lock herself in a prison, thinking that revealing her heart is a sin now.

The hand that’s on the table.

I gently grab it.

“Huh?”

“…Really, it is…”

“Did you want to meet me with the same memories as back then?”

“I wanted to meet you… Hero Kim Sanghyuk……”

“Me too.”

Our eyes meet. Eustia was breathless with joy and almost about to cry.

“Hic…”

“I wanted to meet you too.”

“……”

Because I didn’t expect her to be this happy,

I was also embarrassed and mumbled the next words.

“…Le, let’s eat.”

“U, ung…”

There were no words exchanged until the end of the meal,

……but the atmosphere… remained sweet…