My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 51

My One-hole Academy – Chapter 50

Harem, Waa Waa

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“Kim Sanghyuk.”

As soon as I arrive at the Academy, Yoona calls out to me.

“What’s with ignoring my texts all weekend?”

“Ah, I was doing other stuff….”

I can’t possibly say what that was. Especially not to Yoona.

Whatever Yoona imagines, it was beyond that.

“But you didn’t come with Hena? I thought you’d come together.”

“Hena said she’d come later. I already contacted the Academy.”

“Why? Is she sick somewhere?”

Should I say she’s sick? It’s not really that….

“Should I say she used up all her energy….”

“Energy…?”

She should know by now. Hena and I are a couple, and we were home all weekend….

Yoona even predicted that we’d come to school together, but it seems she didn’t consider the aftermath of ‘that kind of thing’.

So….

“What are you talking about?”

“She fainted….”

“…Fainted?”

Yoona looks up at me with innocent eyes.

Then, as if noticing something from my attitude, she lowers her head.

“Ah, aha…. That kind of thing….”

Yoona mutters in a barely audible voice.

I heard her say, 「She even fainted…?」

It’s something I need to reflect on as a boyfriend.

I’m okay with continuing to pump out yellow semen,

But I didn’t realize that Hena could experience dehydration….

“Um. I see. Um….”

What should I do about this awkward atmosphere?

“Did you have a good weekend?”

“I was just at home……. Then! On Sunday, I went to a cafe with my friends and took pictures at Dunstar! But the pictures weren’t good, so I deleted them.”

……It’s awkward. Something.

「Sanghyuk should do it」

If Yoona likes me…….

Should I respond to her feelings? As if I knew all along?

This is subtly difficult.

In harem stories, the protagonist is shameless by default.

The heroines gather on their own, so the harem forms naturally…….

My position, having been possessed into the game, isn’t that simple.

Hena was an easy heroine to capture, but Yoona isn’t.

Taking her somewhere, touching her breasts, or showing her my dick,

「Wanna be my girlfriend too? Wink~☆」

……If I were to say something like that, I’d definitely get a San Soo Hwa [a severe reprimand or punishment] strike from Yoona.

I can’t just confess.

1. I already have a pretty girlfriend.

2. I have no intention of breaking up.

3. Wanna be my girlfriend too?

How do I convey these three things naturally? It’s subtly difficult!

“Sorry for ignoring your texts. As an apology, I’ll buy you a meal.”

“Whatever.”

Yoona said, furrowing her brow.

“Hey. Why make your girlfriend unhappy? We can’t have a meal alone.”

‘What about when you called me out on the weekend? Then….’

A normal girl would definitely put up a wall.

I don’t think Yoona is a girl with a loose ass.

Of course, she keeps her distance when dealing with a guy who has a girlfriend.

“Then let’s go on a dungeon duo today. I’ll make you a ton of money.”

“I can’t go with just a guy and a girl. Who knows what might happen inside.”

“Yoona….”

Is Harem Waa Waa Kim Sanghyuk over here?

Actually, a girlfriend and a girlfriend’s mom seem like enough.

What kind of wealth and glory am I trying to enjoy by looking at a harem?

‘What would Daei Soon [a fictional character known for wisdom or a specific philosophy] do in this situation?’

Something…….

Should I try to restrain her?

It’s already awkward, but let’s do something.

“You said you’d help me reach 10,000 points.”

“Huh? Did I say that?”

“You said you couldn’t get 10,000 points without me. You said that too.”

While Yoona is thinking, I grab her hand firmly.

Tightly.

“Wh, what are you doing…….”

I grab her hand and don’t let go.

Yoona must have thought it was strange to use force to escape, because she suddenly became quiet.

Her ears turn red, and her cheeks also turn red.

I stick close to Yoona and speak calmly.

“How can I go to the dungeon if Yoona doesn’t help me?”

“……With Hena… Ugh? Ah…? You’re close….”

“Yoona….”

Holding her hand tightly.

“…Ah… No….”

Whack.

Yoona pulled her hand away and muttered.

“I’ll go to the dungeon…. But, don’t… do this again….”

“…….”

Was she this cute……?

A different charm from black-haired busty…!

“Aren’t you going to answer? How can a guy with a girlfriend grab another girl’s hand so easily…!”

“It’s weird if we grow apart just because Hena and I are dating.”

“…….”

“We can at least hold hands, right?”

“Ah, no way…. You idiot…!”

Yoona ran away to her seat as if fleeing.

‘Should I stop here….’

My heart is pounding. Something…….

Was a harem originally this fun and thrilling?

– Only Sanghyuk can bring us back together as a squad.

Going to the dungeon alone with Hena and cuddling would be fun, of course.

But it’s also true that I’d be sad if Yoona was missing.

I have to use my strength.

I feel guilty giving my heart to this girl and that girl, but

After changing my route to 「Harem Pure Love,」 I was quite excited just by the fact that the range of choices had widened.

It’s quite difficult to get the heroines to accept the rules of this 「Harem Game」 that I started.

I think there are many better ways than rape.

Love rather than control. Conversation rather than rape.

‘…Yoona.’

I stare intently at Yoona’s slender back during class.

As I steal glances like this, I realize once again that she’s pretty. Her face is cute when she smiles.

The hazel-colored hair with waves at the end also suits her well, and her blue eyes are very pretty.

Compared to the flashy heroines who shine just by existing, like Seridwen or the student council president, she has a simple style….

In a hentai game, saying someone is simple just means they’re very pretty.

‘I like Yoona too. I don’t want to let her drift apart.’

If we keep our distance like this, we’ll never meet again.

This time, as soon as the first period ends, I go to Yoona’s seat.

There are many female students nearby, and attention is immediately focused on us.

“Let’s walk together for a bit.”

“…….”

Yoona seems a bit embarrassed by the whispering reactions around her,

But she follows me as if she doesn’t dislike it at all.

How can she resist when face genius Kim Sanghyuk tells her to go?

“You’re acting strange today, Kim Sanghyuk.”

The three words ‘Kim Sanghyuk’ with a slight distance.

Yoona stared intently at my face.

“Why are you paying attention to me?”

“…….”

I leave the Academy building and go to a place where no one can hear us.

Here…….

“Did you hear something from Hena?”

‘Oh no.’

Was I too obvious?

That’s right. Approaching a guy with a girlfriend creates this kind of conflict.

Yoona was clearly looking at me hostilely.

“I see.”

“…What?”

“Don’t pretend you don’t know. I heard everything from Hena. So you’re awkwardly paying attention to me, aren’t you.”

“…….”

“Don’t make me laugh. Whatever you heard, it’s already over.”

Her pride must be hurt. From Yoona’s perspective.

If she misunderstood that I was giving her consideration that I didn’t mean because Hena asked me to pay attention to her.

“Hena doesn’t matter.”

After dating her, I realized that she was just a timid girl who liked harem pure love stories.

She was upset when she thought her boyfriend was being taken away by her mom.

From the start, she had no intention of giving me to Yoona.

She’s just a good girlfriend who follows my wishes.

“Then what…?”

“I still like Yoona. So…….”

Bang!!

Yoona kicked my shin.

“Ugh!!?”

B-class Hunter’s Shin Kick!

I immediately kneel on one knee.

“Are you crazy? What are you up to?”

“That’s, not….”

Ugh, this isn’t it?

Harem… is difficult……!!

“Kim Sanghyuk. So you’re using your face? Did you choose Hena because she’s easy?”

“No, it’s not like that….”

“I’m leaving. Don’t follow me.”

I grab Yoona’s arm as she tries to leave.

“Listen to me. The three of us….”

“You should have chosen sooner….”

“Yoona?”

“…You already chose Hena.”

“…….”

Yoona shakes off my arm and leaves. I’m left alone.

……I somehow felt like I could predict the next development.

Time stop.

“Greeeeeee!!! That heroine doesn’t know her place!!!”

“Calm down, En! Calm down!!”

“Let me go! I’m going to punish her with a dildo modeled after Sanghyuk-nim’s dick!”

When did you make that?!

I grabbed the rampaging En.

She’s small, but she’s rampaging so much!

“How dare she use such an arrogant tone with Sanghyuk-nim, the perverted sex GOAT [Greatest Of All Time]!! She even used violence?”

“I never became the GOAT of that!”

“She should be saying thank you, Sanghyuk-nim♡ Please put it in this lowly heroine’s pussy♡ and prostrate herself!”

“There’s no such heroine!”

I put a chokehold on the panting En.

“Ugh, Keueugh.”

“Are you calm now?”

After a while, I let go of the blonde goddess.

“Why are you so excited? That kind of reaction is normal.”

“Yoona wasn’t such a bad heroine…… I feel betrayed.”

“Isn’t it too much to call this bad…….”

The goddess seems to feel differently about the heroine’s impression because the protagonist has changed to me and the development is different.

A girl like Yoona is also good to her boyfriend.

It’s just that she doesn’t like seeing a guy who already has a girlfriend flirting with another girl.

‘From the start, it’s highly likely that the process of easily becoming close with 「One-hole Princess」 Yoona didn’t exist in the original story.’

Yoona is a nosy class president.

I cautiously predict that she was a heroine who was sacrificed in a development where she helped the pitiful and ugly (former) Sanghyuk and was caught off guard and suffered.

That’s how hentai games are.

I’m taking a strange route, so I’ve brought out Yoona’s rare, aggressive side.

“She’s charming. Yoona.”

“Do you like being kicked by heroines?”

“Not that part….”

A living person is someone who gets angry when they should be angry, and happy when they should be happy.

It’s about expressing your feelings honestly.

I like that about Yoona.

“Thank you. En. For getting angry for me.”

“Sanghyuk-nim.”

“Sometimes it seems a bit excessive, but now I can’t imagine OnaAka [short for ‘My One-hole Academy’] without you.”

As if she wasn’t angry at all, the small blonde goddess proudly puffs out her small chest.

“But I’ll take care of it this time.”

“It seems completely twisted, are you okay? Should I give you a 「Instant Breeding Press」?”

Woooong. Light spreads.

The blonde goddess once again raised a strange power.

“Tada~~~!! Shameless Instant Breeding! You can enter a perverted sex state with any child Sanghyuk-nim wants♡ Even if you just make eye contact, you can have serious, intense seed-spreading sex!”

“No…….”

[You have acquired the power 「Shameless Instant Breeding」!]

“…….”

Stop putting things like this in my status window.

Seeing the goddess of hentai games saying 「Rape the arrogant heroine ㄱ?」 with the same feeling as 「Would you like a cup of tea?」,

I seemed to be a baby pervert with a long way to go, let alone a perverted GOAT.

Even perverts are babies. Even harems are babies.

It wasn’t easy to throw away pure love.

“Eh? Aren’t we having perverted sex?”

“I don’t think the favor I’ve built up has disappeared completely. Yoona will cool down and think about it.”

I like Yoona.

The important thing was that I revealed that directly.

“…Pe, perverted sex is next.”

Ugh, it’s embarrassing to say it…….

En smiles brightly.

“Ehehe, as expected of our OnaAka’s protagonist! You had a plan all along?”

“……Um. I have a grand perverted sex plan that I’ve built up in my own way.”

That’s actually a lie.

I’m a fake pervert with over 10 years of experience in pure love stories, so I don’t have such a ridiculous plan.

“I’ll look forward to it. Sanghyuk-nim!”

The blonde goddess jumped up and kissed me on the cheek.

Oh…….

[Goddess’s Approval +3]

What’s going on? She’s doing cute things too.

She only did things that didn’t suit her appearance.

Leaving En, who was disappearing shyly, I returned to the Academy.

Next class time.

‘It’s dungeon exploration time…….’

Is there anyone who wants to go with me? Of course not.

I was quietly leaning against the wall in the corner of the indoor training ground.

I was fiddling with my gun and pretending to prepare.

Because I thought that someone with a wide circle of acquaintances would definitely approach me.

“……What are you doing alone?”

Swish.

When I turned around, Yoona, who had finished preparing,

Was standing there with an awkward and shy expression.