My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 52

“You were waiting for me.”

She smiles brightly.

I knew Yuuna would come.

The Nakamori Yuuna I know could never ignore a lonely, standing D-rank Kim Sanghyuk.

“After what just happened… I thought you might not come?”

“I believed in you.”

And that’s why I like you, Yuuna.

“……”

“You said you’d go to the dungeon with me.”

Yuuna fidgeted with her sword hilt, looking somewhat anxious.

“You shouldn’t make promises lightly… Haa….”

“Will you help me?”

“…You… pervert!”

Kheu-euk.

Yuuna’s cute scolding exploded.

How can someone be so lovely? This is what a heroine is!

‘A woman is truly at her best when she’s pretty.’

“I’m warning you in advance, if you try anything funny in the dungeon, I’m abandoning you and leaving.”

“Understood.”

She says that, but I don’t feel like she dislikes me.

Yuuna still has feelings for me. I’ve also made it clear I have feelings for her.

The «Harem Game» starts now.

When I, who already has a girlfriend, propose an abnormal arrangement to a girl, naturally, the other person is bound to be confused.

I think Yuuna is at that point now.

Usually, many harem stories resolve this agonizing point with sex.

Or with nasty gaslighting.

Sometimes, the environment or status prevents the agony from even occurring.

I want to entrust this part a bit more to the heroine.

To think it over properly, and then….

…I hope she comes to me.

“So, did you find a good place?”

“Let’s see.”

[«Discernment·Hong» activated]

I can find the most promising dungeon among the countless singularities of abnormal gravity waves.

With the myth-grade skill given by the goddess, Hongan (Red Eyes).

But the artificial gravity wave singularities generated in the academy are of poor quality. The one I recently chose was only raised to B-rank because of its irregularity.

I think a pure B-rank is as hard to find as native honey.

“It’s not very tasty today.”

The highest is C-rank.

No appearance of a demon merchant either.

“It’s usually like this.”

Yuuna didn’t seem very surprised. She’s a pro who’s actually worked in the hunter industry outside the academy.

Isn’t the academy like a playground?

“I found one C-rank.”

“Oh? C-rank is good enough, isn’t it?”

“Is it?”

“Aren’t your standards just too high, Kim Sanghyuk?”

Maybe so.

A D-rank calling a C-rank tasteless, anyone who saw that would think it’s ridiculous boasting.

“We have Yuuna in our squad. I can’t be satisfied with C-rank.”

“Hmph, stop with the obvious flattery. You cleared a B-rank dungeon with your genius little sister, too.”

“Hey, don’t you remember me clinging to you that day?”

I thought it would be okay since my genius little sister was going with me.

“I realized how good Yuuna’s embrace was back then.”

“If it was a Nightmare Zone, I would have struggled too. Even at the same rank, the difficulty varies depending on which external god’s influence it’s under.”

“Is that so?”

Well, it was a bit tough for a C-rank.

There were also a lot of zombies….

“You swept it alone even though you weren’t in good condition? The first-year is amazing.”

“Um! Our Stella has over 200 magic power.”

“200? Heok. Wow….”

Her other stats are terrible, but I won’t mention that.

Protect our Stella!

“Is 200 a lot?”

“That’s slightly over the threshold for A-rank. Comprehensive A-rank corresponds to the top 5% of the nation’s power. We call it the realm of the superhuman.”

‘Comprehensive A-rank…….’

For our Stella to become a comprehensive A-rank,

she has to raise her other stats as much as her magic power, so she still has a long way to go.

Still, at that hunting speed, she might become flawless by the second year.

‘Huh?’

Stella, you’re doing well.

The nurturing environment of the academy where you can routinely encounter D~C ranks. It’s quite a honey pot, isn’t it?

“Am I a comprehensive C-rank?”

“If you’re near 60, then yeah? It’s the second-year average.”

Average….

The (former) Sanghyuk who abandoned his first year had stats of 5.

I’ve come a long way in a few days. All thanks to the onahole money printing.

‘My stamina also increased by 15 after eating the mother-daughter rice bowl.’

[Status Window]

《MILF Hunter》Isn’t the 애엄마 [Ae-eomma: a young married woman] a Heroine Too? Sub-loot, Subjugated a Sexy 애엄마 with 왕자지 [Wangjaji: a slang term for a large penis].

……I ignore the newly created achievement.

Strength『68』(+14)

Agility『37』(+13)

Stamina『50』(+8)

Technique『72』(+11)

(Hidden) Magic Power『0』(+3)

(Hidden) Charm『999』

(Hidden) ㅇㅈ『7』

The numbers in parentheses are the onahole collection bonus.

There wasn’t a bonus when I collected Hestia. Why is that?

Could it be because I didn’t put her in the onahole inventory?

‘…What am I even thinking?’

I’ve clearly been tainted by En.

“Did you bring your weapon? Let’s go then.”

“I will learn from you. Yuuna-sensei.”

“Hee-eum. It’s strange~? Every single intention seems impure.”

“That’s prejudice! I’m super serious.”

Dungeon entry!

Today’s dungeon is the Goblin Attraction.

Hunting countless goblins in the forest, a common hunting ground.

“Do you have dive sickness?”

“No, ma’am!”

Yuuna giggles.

“Let’s check our equipment and proceed.”

“Yes. Yuuna-daejangnim [Daegangnim: Captain].”

“I like how quick you are.”

Start the firearm inspection.

Pull the slide, check the magazine in the chamber, and reload.

Click, click.

A good, reliable sensation flows through my palm.

My technique is 83…!!

Can goblins withstand my Glock, with its technique approaching B-rank?

Let’s go for MVP!

“Since it’s C-rank, the goblins’ ranks are two levels higher. We need to be careful not to get surrounded.”

Wince.

Let’s just get carried.

The ranged dealer should keep their distance in the back.

Yuuna looked back at me and smiled with her eyes.

“Tsk tsk. I’ll take the lead, so don’t be scared.”

“Who said I was scared.”

A zombie apocalypse. Uh?

It was just a little stimulating for academy student Kim Sanghyuk.

Yuuna bent down and walked, then stopped after a moment.

“Why?”

“Trap.”

It’s real.

Looking closely, a large pit trap was set up in front.

“They’re using their heads a bit?”

“Because it’s C-rank. The goblins here are more cunning.”

“But they were caught by King-God-Emperor Yuuna.”

“……Stop it, it’s too obvious. In the first place, you have a better search skill than me, don’t you?”

Ah, I wasn’t even thinking of using it.

Turning on Hongan, I could see the points where goblins were ambushing around.

“Three on the left, four on the right.”

“If we disarm the trap, more will rush in.”

Yuuna touched the pit trap, inducing the floor to collapse, and then….

“Kkieeek!”

She waited for the goblins to rush in and drew her sword.

‘Landscape Painting Slash’

A crescent-shaped arc of sword energy swept over the bushes.

Chwaaaak!

Ooh~~.

‘Looks like I won’t be getting MVP today either. Haha.’

“Finish them off. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“You left them alive?”

“Yeah. You have to make them into onaholes, right?”

“Ah, right.”

Indeed.

It’s good to have a colleague who knows my skills well in times like these.

I couldn’t bring myself to explain it to Stella, so I couldn’t make a lot of onaholes….

Yuuna checked to see if there was anything dangerous nearby, then waited for my onahole sooyuk [Sooyuk: a process of obtaining something] time.

Shuwooook!!

I obtained 11 ordinary goblin onaholes.

[Acquired «Concealing Onahole»!]

“Next. Let’s go.”

The goblin cave is visible.

Goblins were openly guarding it.

“There are two visible, but I think there’s one more hiding, what do you think?”

I check with Hongan.

“That’s right. There are three.”

“Good….”

Yuuna puts the sword sheathed back in.

“Wait.”

I grabbed Yuuna’s soft, firm thigh.

Thump.

“Hya, hyak!?”

Yuuna jumped.

“Y-you! Y-youuu! Youuu! So my body was your goal after all…! You brought me into the dungeon alone to do all sorts of things…!”

“I just want to try something.”

“As if I’d let you touch me!?”

The reason I couldn’t put my hand on her shoulder was because there was a blade nearby….

I’m really wronged.

Yuuna asked back with her cheeks flushed.

“What…! What do you want to do?”

“I learned a new skill.”

It’s called Concealing Onahole!

“Give me your hand.”

“…….”

Yuuna hands over her pretty hand with suspicious eyes.

I grabbed it.

[«Concealing Onahole» activated]

If Yuuna is judged as an onahole, then this should be possible.

“Uh….”

Yuuna’s body became transparent.

As expected, the heroine was judged as an onahole.

“How is it?”

“Kim Sanghyuk, you can do this too?”

“I just learned it.”

“Good. I’ll go in first.”

Yuuna slowly approaches the two goblins.

There was some noise, but the goblins didn’t notice at all.

Yuuna, visible only to me, sends an OK sign from behind.

At the same time Yuuna deals with the two lookouts,

I ambushed the goblin hiding in the back.

“Personality Excretion Backstab!!!”

Peo-eo-eok!!

“Kkeeeeek!!”

The goblin, hit by my intense front kick, excreted jelly and rolled on the floor.

Whew.

“Become… an onahole….”

“…Idiot. If you scream while hitting them like that, there’s no point in dealing with them secretly.”

“I confirmed that there were only three. It’s a bit of a show.”

The remaining two also undergo the excretion and onahole-ification process.

Two more crafts Get!

They’re very bouncy, aren’t they?

I tightly grip the goblin onahole.

Tengle~

“Don’t touch it like that. It looks ugly….”

I put it in the «Onahole Inventory».

“By the way, you even learned a transparency buff, is being an onahole collector this versatile…?”

“You’d be surprised if you knew there was an enhancement buff too, right?”

“…….”

Yuuna was really surprised.

“Really? There’s an enhancement buff? You…….”

“If you have something to say, say it.”

“……Eueuk. This deceiver…. You’re definitely going to be a noble! You don’t need my help at all, I wonder how many hunters want to be with you…….”

“Is it that much?”

“With just transparency alone, an S-rank hunter would take you.”

She seems to have become complicated all at once.

Is it now? Is it time to earn points?

“Yuuna. This is a buff only for our squad. Do I look like the kind of frivolous guy who goes to another team and wiggles his butt?”

“……You do.”

“…….”

“……Right now, even though you have a pretty girlfriend named Hena….”

“I don’t say I like just anyone, you know?”

Yuuna turned her head away, seemingly embarrassed.

“Anyway…. What’s the enhancement buff? When did you learn it?”

“During the golden dungeon. It’s a skill called «Onahole Enhancement».”

“……What about the skill you just cast?”

“Concealing Onahole.”

“Kim Sanghyuk!!”

I run away with all my might, avoiding Yuuna who is chasing me!!

“Kim Sanghyuk! Stop right there!”

“Just not the Landscape Painting Slash!!”

“Kyaak! If I catch you, I won’t let you off. Are you treating people like onaholes? Am I your onahole? Huh? Concealing Onahole? Do you want to die!?”

The disadvantage of the awesome onahole buff.

The person receiving it feels a bit weird.

We returned to the front of the cave again and had a short strategy meeting.

“Concealing Onahole operation, go?”

“No way. It’s shameless.”

“What about Onahole Enhancement?”

“I’d rather just fight than get enhanced with such a perverted skill.”

“Perverted skill, you say….”

‘…I shouldn’t have said the skill name.’

No.

It ended as a pleasant event because I said it right away, if I had used it secretly, I might have really gotten hit.

“There aren’t any side effects, right? Like «Onahole-ification» is progressing…….”

“Is being an onahole a disease?”

“……Eueueu. What if I become your onahole….”

“Wouldn’t that be a good thing then?”

……Ah. I couldn’t resist the sex joke.

“Can I use the Bewitching Feather and leave?”

“Sorry…. But, just once as a test….”

“No way.”

……Tsk.

The onahole buff became the shortest-lived fad.

It’s a flaw that I can’t cast it on myself.

“Anyway, we can sweep this dungeon easily with just the two of us. Are you ready?”

“Are we going to dye it with blood?”

Yuuna smiled.

“If we finish quickly and leave, we might be able to do another round?”

“Another round. Good!”

Our last strategy was a frontal assault.

“Haaaaaat!”

Yuuna charges into the cave!

“Kireuk!?”

“Keeeek! Dopita!”

“Dopitaaaat!!”

Goblins jump in!

“I’m counting on you for the back. Kim Sanghyuk!”

“Ah, of course.”

Click.

[Malfunction!!]

Oh my god!

The Glock’s slide is stuck back and won’t return!!

“What the hell…! What is this! Daejangnim [Captain], cover me!”

“Deal with it yourself, idiot!”

Damn it. I’m buying a revolver when I get out of here!

Technique 83 betrayed me!

“Kereureureuk!”

“Kiek!”

“Eoeo, don’t come!”

The goblins are rushing at me too. Yuuna is busy going on a rampage.

“Kkeeeeek!”

Oh well, whatever!

I swung the malfunctioning gun like a club!!

“Personality Excretion Gun Kata!!”

“Keukbub!”

The goblin, hit on the head, collapsed, splattering jelly.

I told you not to come!

The martial arts I learned from Isabella are a great help.

Evading the goblins’ surprise attacks!

Properly counterattacking with fists and feet!

“Become an onahole.”

Even the finishing comment is perfect.

[Dungeon Clear]

[Contribution 91% MVP – Nakamori Yuuna]

[Others – Kim Sanghyuk]

“…….”

Contribution doesn’t matter much. Anyway, that’s it.

I played a great role in my own way.

“A mana beast core came out.”

“Mana beast core?”

“It’s a special material.”

When I went to where Yuuna was, a fist-sized green gem was sparkling with brilliant light.

“Kim Sanghyuk. You don’t know how to use mana beast materials, do you? I’ll teach you today.”

“Then we’re going to keep being in the same squad, right?”

“…Huh? Did I say I was leaving the squad?”

I stare intently at Yuuna, who is feigning ignorance.

“I thought you might if I didn’t say anything? Saying you’re worried about us for no reason.”

“……Well. Looking at Kim Sanghyuk, it seems like you can’t do without me….”

“We’re together? You’re not leaving the squad?”

“Why do you keep trying to get a definite answer…. It’s embarrassing.”

Because she kept averting her eyes, I grabbed Yuuna’s hand.

It’s so soft and warm that it’s hard to believe it’s a hand that holds a sword.

“…You’re grabbing me all of a sudden again?”

Yuuna didn’t seem to dislike my hand, she didn’t shake it off.

“I’m holding you back from leaving.”

“I said I’d leave if you flirted, right?”

“We cleared the dungeon. I didn’t do it inside the dungeon, so it’s invalid.”

“…….”

Kko-ok.

Yuuna held my hand back. There’s a slight bit of strength in it.

I felt like I was going to get an erection as it was…….

Shy Yuuna mumbled, looking at me.

“That’s…… true….”

We wait for the dungeon to be dismantled, holding hands like that.

This minute or so of silence was the sweetest in the world.