My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 54

Chapter 53 – Harem Route?

After ascending to the surface, we decided to clear the remaining dungeons in the training grounds.

Most were just fields of D-grade goblins, but it was the perfect place to test out my new weapons.

“Sanghyuk! Two behind you!”

“Roger!”

Bang, bang!

Maybe it’s just me, but ever since the enhancement, the slide action feels as smooth as a good beer going down. Makes me feel good.

Inside the dungeon, my Glock, which lacked the power for killing humans, now easily shattered goblin skulls.

More coming?

“I’ll take this side!”

“Leave it to me!”

I emptied a magazine and pulled out my Colt Python, taking down the approaching ones one by one.

And then….

“Become an Onahole.”

I accumulated a decent number of ordinary Onaholes [artificial sex toy].

Five masterpieces.

It’s a bit disappointing that there aren’t any higher-grade masterpieces, but the goblin uncle will probably like them enough.

[Dungeon Cleared]

[Contribution MVP (88%) – Nakamori Yuuna]

[Others – Kim Sanghyuk]

“Whew. It’s lunchtime now. Let’s call it a day.”

Yuuna said, putting away her sword.

“Sounds good.”

Even though they were just D to C-grade dungeons, clearing four without stopping for breath was quite a workout.

Yuuna was also pleasantly soaked in sweat.

…….

“Here’s your share.”

“It’s okay. You keep it.”

“Don’t you dare say anything about me being your wife again.”

“Haha….”

Yuuna was meticulous when it came to settling accounts.

[Etssol Academy Student ID – Kim Sanghyuk]

[70 Coins have been settled]

Is this how much you get for four D-grades?

In fact, I’ve known for a while that she’s going beyond fairness and favoring me, considering she gave me 500 coins for clearing one C-grade dungeon.

Is it because I have the Onahole collector talent that makes a lot of money, so she’s trying to get on my good side? No.

It started when she gave me 50 coins in the first dungeon.

Yuuna has been good to me since then.

When she distributed the shares normally later on, I realized how much she was trying to give me back then.

‘I really want to marry her.’

I stare intently at the pretty Yuuna.

“……Huh? Why? I divided it accurately.”

“I’m not doubting you.”

The fact that she doesn’t realize I’ve caught onto her feelings is also cute.

“Then let’s organize our gear, take a shower, and go eat.”

“Sounds good. I’m starving.”

I want to down two bowls of gukbap [Korean rice soup] like last time. I wasn’t originally the type to have such a strong appetite,

But maybe it’s because my new body has such a high metabolism. If I wanted to, I could probably pile up rice like a tower and eat it.

When I went to the locker room, I noticed other academy students tidying up their equipment after dungeon explorations, just like us.

“Why not just put everything in your inventory?”

“According to academy rules, you can’t carry items reforged with Mana Beast Iron around.”

“Honestly, not many people follow that rule, right?”

“…….”

Yuuna smiled awkwardly.

“Well, it’s a reliable way to protect myself in case something happens.”

She unbuckles her belt and puts it in the locker along with her Glock.

I guess I can just use the Python in an emergency. I’ll put this in my inventory.

“Kim Sanghyuk. Are you a fan of the student council president?”

Yuuna is shocked to see my locker full of student council president merchandise.

“No…. I just don’t know where to dispose of them, even if I wanted to throw them away.”

“Why, when you’ve collected so much?”

“…….”

I know, right?

Should I just keep them? Once I get through the Interested Student curriculum, no one will say anything about me owning these things.

“The student council president’s body is really amazing, isn’t it?”

Are girls also interested in other girls’ bodies?

Yuuna said that while looking at a picture of the student council president in the student newspaper.

“Well, yeah….”

It is amazing. In many ways.

Even though she has breasts that rival Hena’s, her movements don’t seem sluggish at all.

It’s proof that her core muscles are quite developed. Even the way she walks is completely different. When I recall the experience of touching the student council president’s body,

It looks firm on the outside, but the soft feeling when you touch it is really the best….

“I wish my breasts were this big….”

“They’re big now.”

“……They’re not enough for guys, though. Whatever.”

Who says?

You’re an H-cup. That’s huge. It’s just that this world is a dating sim.

Originally, it’s strange for a female student to have breasts larger than an I-cup.

And also, without sagging, elastic, and aesthetically perfect massive breasts.

It’s ridiculous that heroines possess such breasts that would be rare worldwide, making girls with pretty, large breasts like Yuuna feel deprived.

It was an absurd situation.

“In the end, you chose Hena….”

Twitch.

“Ah, that was a bit much. Sorry. I don’t have the right to say such things.”

“If we date, you can be jealous as much as you want.”

“Wh-what.”

Is this it? Harem route?

Fortunately, the locker is acting as a suitable wall, making it moderately damp.

I hold Yuuna’s hand tightly.

“Yuuna, let’s date too.”

“You’re not joking, are you? What about other people’s opinions….”

“Don’t worry about that. We just need to be happy.”

It’s time to use the harem-writing I learned from En.

Yuuna’s eyes blink rapidly as my harem encirclement narrows.

“Yuuna.”

“W-well, um…. Ah. The ranking chart is up. Let’s go see it!”

Huh? Ranking chart?

I thought there were a lot of people in the hallway, but there was a large poster on the bulletin board.

Is it a public announcement of academic rankings… or something?

“We’re in first place!”

“It’s true.”

2nd year squad 1st place, Nakamori Yuuna and 2 others…… 4,355 coins

Our last week’s earnings were blatantly revealed.

They post this every Monday? This?

They’re really serious about lining people up. Grades and now earnings?

“I expected it, but still. Ah, I want to go again.”

Uh-huh.

The golden dungeon was awesome.

I whisper into Yuuna’s ear so others can’t hear.

“If we included the money we made from the Onaholes, everyone would be翻天了 [fān tiān le – turned upside down; a chaotic situation], wouldn’t they?”

Yuuna looked up at me, seemingly tickled by the whisper, but not disliking it, and giggled.

“What’s shown here is only the reported income.”

“Reported income….”

I see. They only count legitimate income.

“Should I report it too?”

“Wouldn’t there be no channel to accept it? You’re the only one who’s ever extracted a huge sum from the Devil Merchant, instead of being ripped off by them.”

“……Ah.”

That’s right.

There’s a record of deposits into my student ID, so I might have to prove my income someday,

But there’s probably no law that defines the profits I got from the Devil Merchant as bad money.

I know because I bought a sanitary pad once.

I’ve been ripped off by these guys, but it’s not easy to extract from them.

“Ah. Look at this.”

At that moment, Yuuna pulled me in as if she had found something interesting.

2nd year 8th place… Dihrit Ade and 2 others…… 588 coins.

“Pfft!”

Yuuna laughs.

Come to think of it, I remember what that guy said.

「Shut up. I don’t need your support. You can refer to the ranking chart later to see how much we earned.」

His obnoxious face also came to mind.

He cut in line to earn that much?

“I can’t even see you guys on the ranking chart, so why are you trying so hard to find it?”

At that moment, Dihrit appeared.

He can’t be a gentleman.

“Yuuna. And the talentless D-grade shackle. Did you already dump the dim-witted girl?”

“You speak so dirty.”

“Why don’t you come to our squad now? Yuuna. You must be sick of being with that guy.”

“……Heung?”

Yuuna snorted.

“He’s much more helpful than you? Our Sanghyuk?”

That’s right.

I’m such a good supporter.

“You must know how quickly a mage with A-grade magic can sweep through a dungeon.”

“Yeah. Yeah. He sweeps a lot.”

“Are you fighting? Heh heh.”

Dihrit’s face contorted as if he couldn’t believe the ranking chart.

Oh dear. How embarrassing…….

We’re obviously going to see ourselves in 1st place, and his rank is 8th.

The difference in last week’s earnings is more than 10 times.

There are many eyes watching, so it must be very embarrassing….

“Kh, khm.”

Yuuna launches an attack to repay what she suffered.

“It was definitely hard to find. You guys were too low.”

We already knew.

What Dihrit was saying seemed like an expression of inferiority from 8th place, so we didn’t feel it was worth responding to.

In fact, it seemed laughable.

“How did this happen… is it rigged?”

As laughter erupted from all around, Dihrit lost his composure even more.

He doesn’t know what to do, making strange interjections like kh, heup, seuk.

His fists were also trembling.

“Thanks for cutting in line that day~? Sanghyuk and I went to a really good dungeon~ and earned a lot.”

He’s going to cry. Hey.

Yuuna seemed relieved now.

“Y, you bitch!!”

I grabbed Dihrit’s arm as he came up.

Yuuna looked at me in surprise.

Everyone was surprised by my intrusion.

‘A D-grade’s pleasant rebellion, no.’

Is it a more serious atmosphere than that?

Let’s just say it’s a cool boyfriend’s intrusion.

Maybe it’s because I’m younger than my original age, but I can’t control my temper. An unexpectedly hostile voice came out of my mouth.

“…What are you doing?”

“U, ugh…….”

I could see Dihrit shrinking back.

“Let go…!”

Squeeze.

I didn’t let go of Dihrit’s wrist.

“Cough…!”

‘He was a mage too.’

“Where do you think you’re going, you D-grade…!”

Crack, crack.

As my fingers dug into his wrist, Dihrit screamed.

“Ah! You bastard…! You think I’m so easy…!”

Whoosh!

A flame burst out in Dihrit’s remaining hand.

The surrounding air heated up, and I was startled. He’s casting fire magic here?

I was quite surprised, but strangely, I didn’t feel like letting go.

Yuuna is watching me.

‘No. I can’t back down.’

I can’t suddenly shoot him with a gun, so there was only one thing that came to mind.

Personality Excretion.

‘Should I do it?’

I don’t know if he can withstand as much as the student council president, but just by adding a slight blow of Personality Excretion,

I could make him roll around on the floor in an ugly manner.

Before that flame burns my skin first……. First!!

「Personality……」

“Kim Sanghyuk. Stop!”

At that moment, the silver-haired absolute ruler of the academy reigned among the students.

As soon as Dihrit realized that the student council president had arrived, he immediately extinguished the fire and lowered his head.

Seeing that, I also let go of his hand and stepped back.

Cold sweat ran down my spine. It was as if the student council president had seen through everything and appeared.

“What were you trying to do just now? Kim Sanghyuk.”

I knew it…….

「Anyone who attempts to harm or injure others with their talent will be classified as a villain.」

She’s a hundred times scarier than when I was dragged to the student council room.

Isabella was genuinely angry at the two male students who almost fought while revealing their talents.

“Are you saying you’re going to become a villain in front of me? Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Th, that’s!”

Yuuna bravely stepped forward, but.

“It’s because of me that Sanghyuk did that.”

“Who gave you permission to speak?”

“I’m sorry…….”

She shrinks back without making a peep.

Who would dare to do that?

‘I wasn’t gentle either.’

What if Dihrit couldn’t withstand my Personality Excretion and excreted jelly?

I would never have returned him to his original state, even if I died.

That would mean death.

It was careless to use it with the thought of just teaching him a lesson.

I reflect on my actions….

“Kim Sanghyuk. Do you have anything to say?”

“I’m sorry.”

“What’s your name?”

“Dihrit Ade.”

Bang!

The student council president immediately kicked Dihrit in the shin as if there was nothing to see.

“Ugh!”

“Wielding fire magic in the hallway? Do you want to be expelled?”

“I, I’m sorry!! I won’t do it again!”

“Conflicts between academy students are resolved through duels. You haven’t forgotten the academy’s iron rule, have you?”

“No!”

Duel.

Yuuna said something like that too, right?

I didn’t know there was such a good system…….

“If you want, set a date again. I’ll be there to oversee it, and I won’t say anything about fighting there.”

“…….”

“That’s enough. Everyone, disperse. Kim Sanghyuk, follow me.”

“Ah….”

Yuuna didn’t know what to do because I was being dragged away by the student council president.

She seems to think she’s going to be punished because of her.

“Sanghyuk……!”

Yuuna, like a girlfriend sending her boyfriend off to the army, grabbed my hand with both hands and teared up.

Ah, how lovely.

“……Sorry…. I unnecessarily provoked him….”

“It’s okay. I had something to do with the president anyway. Um, please put in a good word for me when Hena comes.”

“Okay…!”

“Kim Sanghyuk. Aren’t you coming?”

“Yes!”

I hurriedly ran after the indomitable silver-haired student council president.