My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 546

EP.544 Giving My Sword Saint Girlfriend a Jelly Katana as a Gift

After touring the commercial district, I realized there were more Halves than I thought.

At this rate of proliferation, if the Judgment Game had continued, it wouldn’t be strange if Korea had become a nation of Halves.

This abnormal rate of increase was alarming even to foreign countries…….

‘Because they can’t touch it. Maybe that’s why it’s worse.’

Touching a Half is like committing a sin.

Being bitten by a Half turns you into one, and getting rid of a Half also turns you into one. This absurd structure inevitably leads to an explosive increase in numbers.

And my almighty tool to break down that absurd structure.

『Akasha Jelly Knuckle』!!

Tada!

“Jelly Punch!”

Pow!

“Jelly Jelly Smash!”

Pow! Pow!

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

I eliminate all the Halves I encounter while passing by.

I attacked as quickly as possible because it was scary to see them running at me with one eye open.

To block any unforeseen variables with so many of them, I deployed Ssandebit.

Pow! Whack! Whack!

With the added power of 『Extratemporal Assault』, a single strike sent the Halves flying, rolling across the floor, and then their sinful shells disappeared, returning them to their normal human forms.

Half Purification Show.

It was quite rewarding.

“Oh! There’s a fighting hero here. It’s S-Class Hero, Onahole Man!”

“Hmm?”

It’s a weather broadcasting vehicle.

And the caster approaching me is a pretty familiar face. It’s Sohyun noona [older sister/female friend], famous as the busty caster.

Has her hair gotten a bit longer since I last saw her? Her bleached blonde hair suits her well. Her soft brown eyes widened in surprise as she looked at me.

“Noona [term of endearment for an older sister or female friend]. It’s been a while.”

“Ah……. Ahem…! Would you mind a quick interview?”

“Onahole Man, or Jelly Man to be more polite, is dealing with the Halves on site.”

“I heard you were also the one who stopped the Halving of babies. Is that true!?”

“That’s right. This district was where the Correction Headquarters first started, so I happened to know the strategy.”

Ah, if it weren’t for the camera, I would have touched Sohyun’s chest for the first time in a while.

“That’s really fortunate. It seems many S-Class heroes and hunters are having difficulties containing the Halves, but the situation might dramatically change now.”

“Yes. I advise against touching them carelessly. You need this special weapon to deal with the Halves.”

I said, shaking the jelly of Akasha, the Goddess of Sin, which had become my knuckle.

“Jelly…?”

It changes into a jelly form, jiggling and bouncing.

“Yes. It’s the jelly of the main culprit who brought the situation to this point. So it’s especially effective against the Halves.”

“Ooh…!”

The camera crew also exclaimed.

“It’s truly the best ability. Jelly……. I shudder to think what would have happened if Onahole Man, Kim Sanghyuk, wasn’t on our side.”

“I’ll keep going. Please support the heroes and hunters working on the front lines. Everyone.”

“Yes, this was gravity wave weather caster, Im Sohyun……. Ah……!”

Oh.

Lucky pervert, no time to rest.

Sohyun tripped over nothing and fell right into my arms.

Since noona [older sister/female friend] is so busty, my hands naturally cupped under her breasts, and a soft sensation spread out.

“Eung…….”

“Noona [older sister/female friend]. See you later.”

“Ugh, okay… I’ll contact you…….”

The center of the site was in chaos.

Near the base camp, Halves were struggling inside a cube-shaped magic barrier.

Since they couldn’t kill them, nor could they release them, they seemed to be gathering ability users who could temporarily confine them.

I can see Eunseo too….

Several guards are protecting her nearby.

“Hey, you, the hero standing there doing nothing! Guard this cube! We’re short on people…….”

“……”

I immediately went and broke the cube.

“Ah!! What are you doing……!”

“Oh. Sanghyuk-ssi [Mr. Sanghyuk]?”

『Ssandebit』

Shhh!

I put a stop to time and turned everyone back into humans before the Halves could escape.

Sinful Shell, cut!

Time Stop, Release.

“Ah…….”

“Ah…!”

The hunter who was setting up the cube quickly lowered his head.

“I’m sorry……! It was Kim Sanghyuk-ssi [Mr. Kim Sanghyuk]!”

“Hello.”

“I’m S-Class Hero Kim Sojeong. Please take care of me.”

After showing them what I can do, people’s reactions change.

“What ability is that?”

“It seems like there’s some power imbued in his weapon…….”

Now, without needing to explain, I’ve become a man who can have an audience with the president of this country.

Needless to say, Eunseo approaches.

“Sanghyuk-ssi [Mr. Sanghyuk]!”

……So pretty♡

What really surprised me after possessing this body is that in the Korea of Ona-Aka’s setting, even the president is a pretty girl.

Seeing Eunseo immediately brightened my eyes.

A slim figure with well-developed hips. The absolute size of her breasts isn’t like that of a busty heroine, but because she’s so slender, the size of her breasts feels much more qualitatively and quantitatively impressive.

With such a fraudulent figure, her celadon-colored hair elegantly half-tied up like a young lady, and her dignified purple eyes are the highlight.

Eunseo was a beauty who enchanted me the moment I saw her.

“What is that skill?”

“It’s a special tool that can peel off the Sinful Shell.”

I said, shaking Akasha’s jelly.

[Akasha’s Jelly is angry……!]

What are you going to do if you’re angry?

You’re my tool from today until the Sin Domain is resolved in Korea.

“It’ll keep multiplying even at this moment. Should we clean it up quickly?”

“Thank you…. Really, I’m so indebted to you, I don’t know how to repay you…….”

Eunseo blushed and twisted her body.

…….

Suddenly, I realize I’m doing something huge.

The fact that I’ve accumulated so much debt that the pretty girl president is so blindly grateful, grateful, and doesn’t know what to do.

The protagonist of a dating sim might be amazing…….

“If there’s anything you need help with, please tell me.”

“Um, fight with me…….”

She was about to say squad member……,

when I stared intently at a passing hunter.

Red hair swaying, elegantly standing with a sword.

The Sword Saint, Yustia.

“Give me Yustia.”

“Ah, yes!”

With Yustia, there’s nothing to fear……!

“You two can talk slowly. When you’re ready, please start the operation immediately. Many Halves are still appearing all over Seoul…!”

“Understood.”

After Eunseo left,

Yustia looked at me and gave a subtle smile.

“…You’re a bit late for a hero.”

“The protagonist always appears late.”

“Did you bring a solution? Hero-nim [Hero]?”

『Hero』

The title Yustia uses when calling me, a title filled with memories from the world we knew.

When she calls me that, Yustia’s 17-year-old self, with her spirited and clear eyes and confident expression, is very attractive.

“If I didn’t bring one~ would you be disappointed?”

“You brought one. Of course.”

“As expected~!”

Yustia smiled at me.

“I couldn’t do anything because they said attacking them turns them into monsters.”

“Then shall we go like this.”

I fiddled with Akasha’s jelly.

[『Personality Excretion Alchemy』 Activated]

Using the undiminishing goddess’s jelly as a versatile material…….

[『Jelly Katana』 Created]

Shuuk, and…….

I put my hand into the jelly and pull out a much larger katana.

[Akasha’s Jelly writhes in pain!]

“Uh-huh. Stay still.”

[『Onahole Touch』 Activated]

Calming the jelly’s convulsions as if administering a sedative, I hand Yustia the perfect jelly katana.

[『Jelly Katana』]

[Weapon Grade SSS+]

[A clone katana made from the jelly of 『Goddess of Sin and Punishment』 Akasha. It has the power to reverse the Sin Domain. Effective for 12 hours]

“Try using this. Yustia.”

“……?”

Yustia grabbed the sword and made a strange expression.

“This……. Something… a strange vibration is transmitted to my palm.”

“That’s the charm of jelly.”

“…Whose jelly is this?”

“The main culprit who caused this situation. Feel free to swing it around without feeling guilty.”

“Hmm. It feels like torture…….”

Is that so?

I feel cheerful. My brain must be rotting. The Akasha Jelly Katana seemed to be giving pain through the connected senses to the main jelly remaining in my hand.

It will be a good lesson for Akasha.

“She’s the one who tried to turn all the babies in our country into monsters. She needs some lessons. I won’t kill her.”

“……If that’s the case. Okay. I’ll swing it cleanly, with the feeling of making her take responsibility for what she’s done.”

Swish, swish!

Yustia swung the jelly katana a few times in the air and nodded.

“Weight, hardness, shape. Not bad. It’s a first-class weapon.”

I tried giving a weapon made of jelly to my Sword Saint girlfriend, and her reaction wasn’t bad.

“I’m glad you like it.”

After finishing the conversation,

I make eye contact with Yustia…….

At that moment, I felt like my body was on fire, and Yustia seemed to feel the same.

“I, want to kiss.”

I hugged her right away.

Yustia stiffened in surprise, but didn’t avoid it.

“Um… umm… people are watching. Don’t be too intense….”

Ignoring her, I sucked and pulled at her lips.

“Eung… eungmut… really…… chup [kissing sound]… smooch… I’ll do it in the room later. Master……♡”

Licking, licking.

I really love smooching with pretty Yustia…….

Then suddenly, someone appeared next to us.

It felt like she appeared from the sky, but maybe it’s just my imagination.

“Sanghyuk!”

Seridwen Evelyn!

With the Half terror breaking out in the middle of Seoul, all the big shots have gathered.

Seridwen is my girlfriend, boasting a well-proportioned, slender figure like Eunseo and charismatic red eyes.

Of course, she’s just lovely when we’re having sex.

I hugged Seridwen while still holding Yustia.

This feeling of holding the most influential hero and hunter in Korea in my arms at once.

“I came to help too……. Smooch…. Kiss….”

“Can I kiss you openly?”

“Yustia is doing it, so why can’t I….”

Kiss. Kiss.

If a picture of this gets taken, it’ll be a disaster.

Two beautiful and strong women are clinging to me and blindly kissing me.

Yustia also clung to me as if she couldn’t hold back any longer.

“Um… smooch……. Kiss……. I’m a judge inside. But here… um… chwup [kissing sound]… I’m Sanghyuk’s girlfriend?”

“Seridwen…. This is also part of the judging. Evaluating…… heroes who confront disasters threatening the nation is also our job.”

“That’s right…♡ We’ll praise you with kisses. Sanghyuk-ah [Sanghyuk]”

Ooh♡

What’s this about getting rewarded with kisses during work?

I patted Seridwen and Yustia’s butts while enjoying the simultaneous kisses…….

“Can you share some weapons with me too?”

[Akasha’s Jelly screams silently]

“Weapons? Do you use swords?”

“Um, rather than a sword……. Can you tear it into smaller pieces and give it to me? I’ll expand the skill’s performance and make it like a large gravity sphere, then 싸아악 [sound effect] with remote control.”

“……???”

I have no idea what she’s talking about.

But since the strongest hunter is asking for it to be torn apart, I have to give it to her.

Jujujujujuk.

Tearing the jelly apart with force.

Personality Excretion Alchemy, ON.

I obtained 『Jelly Fragment (Clone)』!!

“One, two, three……. Eight is enough. Thank you. Honey!”

“Let’s purify everything and meet up later.”

“It’s easy if I have the means to attack. I’ll be back soon.”

Shall I go to work too?

Yustia and Seridwen proceeded in different directions, and soon the ultra-fast purification operation using Akasha’s jelly began.

Yustia’s swordsmanship began to emit flashes of light that could be seen from afar.

Seridwen was cleaning while flying in the air.

‘It doesn’t seem like I need to step in…….’

Jelly Punch is fun, though.

“Shall we go too? Akasha.”

Akasha’s jelly trembled.

As soon as I spot the Halves in the street, I run!

“Flying Jelly Punch!!”

The Halves in Seoul were quickly suppressed.