My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 548

EP.546 The Goddess Keeps Gifting Me Perverted Powers

Since there were no more targets in Seoul, we formed a party and took the KTX [Korean Train Express, a high-speed rail system] to Daegu, where the Split was causing trouble.

President Eunseo fully supported my decision. She wouldn’t dislike me going down there to resolve the situation myself.

“May I sit here, milord?”

“Yeah, it’s the window seat.”

“I-I’ll help you put your luggage up.”

“I’ll do it. Just go inside.”

I helped the small and petite Gaeun with her luggage and sat down in her place.

Lucky lewd skill is active, but there’s no sex event happening even with a man and woman so close together….

Gaeun was being very careful about her behavior.

Rustle.

Then, a minor contact event occurred.

Our hands touched on the armrest…….

“Hic……!?”

Gaeun was startled and hid her hand, blushing.

……

This isn’t a concept, is it……?

“Sorry.”

“Ah, no. It was my carelessness. I apologize.”

“Well, hands are….”

“As the saying goes, ‘Boys and girls should not sit together after the age of seven,’ we must not touch each other carelessly. You and I are just work colleagues…….”

‘How old-fashioned….’

This is the first time I’ve ever heard someone actually say ‘Boys and girls should not sit together after the age of seven.’

If this is a concept, it’s so impressive I could applaud.

Anyway, I decided to focus on the task at hand rather than indulging in the refreshing atmosphere.

Defeating the Split, that is.

“It went that way!”

“Okay!”

Jelly Punch!!

As soon as we got off at the station, we went to the affected area and purified the Splits.

If we could just run up and punch them, we punched them with Jelly Knuckles, and if they were far enough away, we both took out our guns and shot them.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Gaeun showed off her skill in handling a huge revolver.

Now that I think about it, if she was chosen as a candidate for the Master Hunter selection, her combat ability must be on par with Quintia.

There’s no chance of her getting hurt while shooting.

“I shall shoot that wicked thing.”

“Alright.”

Gaeun even held the revolver with one arm and aimed at the target, hitting three of them cleanly in one second.

Bang! Bang! Bang!!

“Nice shot.”

“You mean it was a great shot. Thank you. Your shooting skills were also excellent.”

“How did you end up using a gun? Everyone at the Academy was discouraging it.”

“At first, I was going to use a bow. But there was a problem…….”

“Problem?”

“The bowstring got in the way of my chest….”

……Cough.

I couldn’t see the contents of her jeogori [traditional Korean jacket], but I expected her to be quite busty….

It would have been difficult to shoot a bow. Definitely….

Now that I think about it, it’s quite amazing that my younger sister Serena, who is much bigger than Gaeun, uses a bow as her main weapon.

“So it was a gun?”

“It was my god’s will that I use a firearm.”

Clarissa even decided on the build for her.

It feels like Yuria cherished and raised her like Calypso?

I already quite liked Gaeun. Once I finish things with Akasha, I’ll immediately clear the soft game Clarissa provides, and with Gaeun too…….

As I imagined such a future and looked inside her jeogori, Gaeun’s gaze sharpened.

“Esteemed guest?”

“Ah, the topic of breasts came up, so my eyes…….”

“Is that so? Staring is against etiquette.”

“……Sorry. I was honestly drawn to them.”

I was so flustered that I even made excuses, and then I apologized honestly.

“It’s alright. Shall we go? I know your skills are trustworthy from your performance just now.”

“Um. I have good eyes.”

Having good search skills means it’s not difficult to imagine in my head where and how to shoot to hit.

I think my shooting skills themselves are at the level of an average veteran.

“I have a good sense.”

“Sense?”

“Yes, I can know what will happen in the future, even if only a little.”

“Oh……. Then can you also guess which restaurant we should go to so we don’t regret it?”

I’m hungry because we fought as soon as we got off at the station.

“…Pardon? T-That….”

Gaeun was taken aback by the unexpected question.

It was cute.

She could have just said no, but even the way she stared at the restaurant door and concentrated was quite cute.

“I’ve never used it that way….”

“Just kidding. Let’s go eat what you like.”

“Then I like meat. Meat.”

Meat is always the answer.

“Let’s go for gukbap [Korean rice soup]. We need to fill up quickly and move.”

“Yes. I also like gukbap.”

We immediately had a bowl of hot sundae gukbap [blood sausage rice soup] each with Gaeun.

Even at this moment, the wicked things, the Splits, are multiplying, but we can’t work without eating.

We silently focused on devouring our food. Gaeun ate well without spilling, and she diligently scooped up the broth, emptying her bowl.

“Thank you for the meal.”

“Shall we go now?”

“Let’s.”

[『Insight・Crimson』 activated]

Using Crimson Eyes makes it easy to identify hidden Splits.

Even if only one is left, it multiplies like crazy. We have to work without missing any.

We actively used up bullets, and each time, Akasha’s jelly screamed.

“Where to next?”

“XX University Hospital. It seems to have become a den of Splits. Let’s go purify it all.”

“I’m worried that you’re using the grace a little excessively, is there enough left?”

“Enough. I can make thousands of rounds.”

“That’s reassuring!”

[Akasha disagrees]

[Says it’s an unreasonable amount]

[Begs for mercy]

“Really?”

I fiddled with the navy blue jelly and communicated with Akasha.

“You can do it. Akasha~.”

[Onahole skill activated!!]

Imagining Akasha’s body reaching another climax of ejaculation makes my heart warm.

Now, tearing off pieces like making sujebi [Korean hand-pulled dough soup] and manufacturing them into bullets was nothing.

I’m getting faster at this too.

[Akasha’s jelly screams!!]

“Uh-uh. Be quiet.”

Don’t tremble so much.

“It’s an S-class hero!”

“The real Onahole Man is here!”

“Who’s that next to him? A hunter?”

Gaeun hid next to me, looking slightly awkward.

She doesn’t seem to like being the center of attention.

“Why? If you go out and wave, they’ll like it.”

“I am a hunter. I am merely an existence that secretly eliminates targets alone and disappears. I will leave the goodwill of the residents to you, who is engaged in heroic activities.”

“……You have a clear conviction.”

It’s no wonder I couldn’t find you in the Academy.

It’s not like a corporate hunter, either. It doesn’t seem like you have a separate squad.

But Gaeun’s skills didn’t end with just being backed by a goddess.

“I will shoot!”

As soon as we entered the hospital building, she began to shoot down all the Splits pouring out from the 2nd and 3rd floor stairs.

It was an art that couldn’t be expressed with the word ‘shooting skills.’

It felt like she was already figuring out where the Splits would be and shooting.

It was amazing to see the struggling guys getting hit by bullets and falling off before they even touched the floor.

Hunter, Bae Gaeun, never shoots a single bullet in vain!

‘I can’t lose either!’

I take charge of the Splits that Gaeun’s pistol alone couldn’t take down because there were so many of them with my shotgun.

“Jelly Jelly Barrage!”

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

How’s the taste of the dumplings made of the goddess’s jelly, no, the bullets?

As we smoothly purify all the Splits, the shells of sin burst open, and in the place where the shells disappear, the hospital staff who have returned to normal are left unconscious.

“It’s going smoothly. Sanghyuk.”

“Gaeun, you can call me Sanghyuk too.”

“Ah…….”

Gaeun smiled brightly.

“Okay, Sanghyuk.”

I wish she would drop the honorifics too, but Gaeun seems more comfortable with that.

Well, I should leave her be then.

By the time we cleaned up the university hospital, it was already evening.

“Thank you. Thank you so much.”

“My family is back to normal……!”

Gaeun hid because she was afraid of external activities,

I talked to the citizens and briefly told them what had happened and what to do in the future.

“It’s too early to rest assured. There may be more Splits left. If you find them, run away immediately and report them!”

“My baby, can my baby come back too?”

“…….”

At that time, a mother with disheveled hair grabbed me and clung to me.

“Please. Save my child.”

“Child? Where is he?”

“That’s……. I killed that monster……. and my child disappeared without a trace….”

“…….”

Other mothers who knew the 『Split Guidelines』 made sounds of sorrow with regret.

This person probably,

killed her own child…….

“I’m sorry….”

“Please save him. Where is my child? My lovely baby…….”

I was trying to prevent this from happening,

I was trying to save the baby first with Akasha and her sincere personality-excreting sex.

I couldn’t reduce the number of victims to 0. Someone like this will appear somewhere…….

Maybe she had been wandering inside the hospital as a Split until she was released just now.

“I’m sorry.”

“Huhuheuk…….”

Akasha knew about this situation and still committed it.

It’s not a problem with brain function like Xenovia, who can’t feel guilt,

It’s because it’s the goddess’s point of view, so she’s extremely indifferent.

Maybe if I got angry about this and said something,

Like I said in front of the gate, she would say 「Thank you for enjoying the world I created with anger」, and she would smile brightly with her huge breasts.

I reconfirm that jelly abuse is the only way to correct her.

Squeezeeeeeee.

I stretched Akasha’s jelly left and right again like an accordion.

“What are you doing with that mystical agar?”

“……Just. I’m pissed off.”

[Akasha screams!!]

[Begs me to stop!!]

[Begs for forgiveness]

“Beg more……!!”

Ejaculate more!

Because I can’t forgive you, I mean.

We could have just played erotic games inside the Academy. What the hell did you do to the whole of Korea?

Ugh, really…….

Squeeeeeze.

I inflicted pain on the goddess with the simple and primitive act of stretching the jelly.

Even if it’s just a simple venting of anger, it’s fine.

Someone has to do this.

Since I’m the only one in the world who can do this to Akasha, I actively punished her.

As I camped out in front of the hospital, hunters and heroes flocked to me like clouds when they heard I was here, asking me to manufacture supplies.

And,

I happily started manufacturing!

“Can you make a big sword with that much jelly?! About 4 cheok [Korean unit of measurement, approximately 121 cm] long…….”

“Of course, I can. Here I go!”

Shurururuk!!

Kim Sanghyuk’s handmade jelly!

Chachachak, papapak!

[Onahole skill activated!!]

[『Personality Excretion Alchemy』 level up!]

The quality and time of supply weapons have been extended…!

I’m getting better at this too.

Good. Here I go!

A weapon-making show with the highest quality goddess jelly!!

Give birth to weapons with jelly!!

[Jelly Katana manufacturing successful!]

[Masterpiece bonus!]

[Jelly Katana manufacturing successful!]

[Masterpiece bonus!]

Who says an Onahole Master can only make Onaholes into masterpieces?

To even higher levels!

“Ooh~!!”

“Is this what a fantastic jelly show is like….”

“That navy blue jelly, it’s sparkling and beautiful.”

This sparkle must be the tears squeezed out by Akasha’s personality.

I stretched Akasha’s jelly like handmade noodles and showed off a dazzling jelly performance, and then….

I pulled out supply weapons with the power of 『Domain Reversal』 to kill Splits.

“The duration is 14 hours. The price is 5,000 P.”

“Ooh! Thank you!”

“If I catch a Split with this, I’ll more than make up for it!”

“How much is the bounty per Split? Let’s go!”

The aggressive hunters,

Will continue to eliminate Splits even while we are resting. That’s why I’m getting paid.

Wouldn’t they work hard to find them in order to make up for the cost before the weapon melts away?

“I made quite a bit of money.”

“Sanghyuk. I’m hungry.”

“You worked hard. Let’s go eat beef.”

“I’ll buy dinner.”

We had a hearty dinner at a meat restaurant.

“Is Busan next? Let’s rest for one night.”

“Okay.”

I guess we have to part ways at night.

Even the world’s luckiest pervert wouldn’t be able to stick with such a thorough girl overnight.

“What time shall we meet tomorrow morning?”

“Where are you planning to stay?”

“Me? …A motel nearby?”

It doesn’t matter if I stay at a hotel,

If I’m just going to sleep, I don’t really care where I stay.

“I recommend using the accommodation provided by the Hunter Association.”

“There’s such a thing….”

“It’s useful information for hunters traveling around the country.”

“Shall we go then.”

There’s no reason not to listen to ‘her recommendation.’

We moved to the Hunter Association in Daegu. The receptionist here was just as busty as the receptionist in Seoul.

A receptionist with a playful face, blonde hair, and a tight-fitting uniform, boasting huge breasts, greeted us.

“Are you here to use the accommodation service?”

“Yes.”

“Room 302. Room 301. Go to the 3rd floor~~.”

“Thank you….”

I can’t take my eyes off her chest…….

“Breakfast is also served here?”

“Yes.”

“Then let’s come out at breakfast time and eat together and move on.”

“Okay.”

As we said goodbye in front of the door and parted ways,

A fairly comfortable room greeted me. When I inserted the entrance key to activate the room’s functions, a soft light and a neatly set bed welcomed me.

Modern style. Not bad.

“En-chan appears!”

As I came out of the shower, drying my hair with a towel,

A blonde, beautiful goddess appeared.

“Let’s go have sex next door! Sanghyuk-nim! Right now!”

“Haha.”

The black light doesn’t stop from the annoying Tongtongbyeol [onomatopoeia for something throbbing or sparkling].

En-chan’s erotic star is heating up.

“Clarissa’s apostle. Seems right?”

“She’s hiding tightly. I think she’ll reveal her true colors when we go to the Academy, but how about we freeload again this time?”

“Are you having fun?”

“A new power I created for Sanghyuk-nim today!! Please accept 『Wall Boji Perception』!”

Wall Boji Perception?

It sounds like the name of a martial art that enhances perception abilities…….

Is it a martial arts novel?

“Wall Boji Perception? What is it?”

“Hehehe, this power is, the power to turn the target into a defenseless wall boji [a crude term for female genitalia]!!”

It was Wall Boji Perception.

As soon as I heard it, I felt dizzy and laughed.

En-chan, you’re crazy.