My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 55

Chapter 54 – Why Did I Think the Hero Route Would Be Normal?

Just moments ago, I was grinding against Yuuna’s… assets,

And now, I’m admiring the student council president’s confident stride. My mind wandered, appreciating her sturdy thighs and ample hips.

The face of my imagined future wife keeps changing. Just imagining it made my body feel hot.

Arriving in front of the dojang [a traditional Korean martial arts training hall], the student council president nodded after receiving a call.

“Understood. Handle it as is.”

Does the president also deal with stuff like Dunstar [likely a reference to a problematic situation or person, perhaps a delinquent]?

While I was blankly having useless thoughts, our eyes met.

“That guy has 80 demerit points. That’s enough to severely damage his grade evaluation.”

“Is that so?”

“Weren’t you curious?”

“I’m already full of demerit points anyway…”

“I didn’t give you any demerit points.”

Why?

Considering the president’s personality, it doesn’t seem like she’s being lenient.

“As you said, giving demerit points to someone who already has enough to be expelled is meaningless.”

“That’s true.”

“If you have no complaints about the punishment, let’s move on.”

Huh? Is she perhaps looking out for me?

Dirichlet, telling me that he got demerit points…

“I thought you called me to scold me.”

“I just received a report. Your friend was almost assaulted first.”

Ah. There were quite a few eyes watching….

However, the part about receiving a report feels off.

“It wasn’t praiseworthy behavior, but there are extenuating circumstances.”

“I appreciate you understanding. But am I being monitored?”

“Of course. You’re a student of interest. Your actions are being reported from everywhere.”

“…….”

Thinking that the president is checking my life gives me a strange feeling.

“Unpleasant?”

“No.”

“If you don’t want to be treated like a villain, don’t recklessly wield your power. Isn’t that why you’re participating in this curriculum?”

“I forgot….”

That my status is the student council president’s dedicated student of interest.

The fact that she rushed out as soon as the commotion occurred was neither a coincidence nor anything else.

Her interest was focused 100% on me, not Dirichlet.

“Even if it’s to protect someone, you shouldn’t use your abilities recklessly on innocent people who aren’t villains.”

“Yes….”

“Your demerit points will be replaced with training with me. Change your clothes and come out.”

“Understood.”

The dojang was empty, but going to the changing room, there were traces of someone using it in the morning.

……A woman’s underwear lying alone on the floor.

Who left it behind…?

It’s pink, and the cups are quite large.

‘…….’

Come to think of it, why is my spot in the women’s changing room…….

What if I open the door and run into someone?

Is it okay?

‘Putting aside the underwear….’

…Sniff sniff.

I’m not a pervert, but I can’t help but be aware of the smell.

Let’s get out of here quickly…….

“Let’s start with stretching.”

“Yes.”

“Press down on my back.”

Press. Press.

I slowly pressed on Isabella’s back as she was doing the splits.

Under her tied-up hair, I could see the student council president’s slender nape.

‘So hot….’

I shouldn’t be getting turned on….

“Next is your turn.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

Press.

This time, the student council president nonchalantly pressed her breasts against the back of my head.

Hueoooock!

Isn’t this an act to make me hard?

“I can’t press down unless I do this.”

Soft♡

I just accepted it and got an erection.

Feeling the student council president’s scent and the softness of her breasts, I finished stretching,

And stood up, flaunting my obviously erect penis through my clothes.

“……You’re full of energy.”

“It’s the student council president’s fault.”

“Is that cursed lump of fat that doesn’t disappear no matter how much I exercise that good?”

Why are you trying to get rid of that happy lump of fat with exercise!?

I’m glad it’s abundant enough that it won’t disappear!

“Cursed is too harsh.”

“It’s cumbersome.”

“You need it to feed babies….”

“Hmm. I can’t imagine myself doing that.”

……There’s no way she can imagine herself as a mother. Not at that age.

But I can fully imagine her pregnant belly, so I wish she would refrain from saying things that lack such erection sensitivity.

Because my dick is hard, and it’s a big problem.

“I need to divert your attention elsewhere.”

“Yes?”

“Come at me!”

“Uwoooah!!”

No, you should wait for me!

The student council president suddenly knocked me over, and I was thrown to the floor.

[Your Martial Arts level has increased]

[Your Martial Arts level has further increased due to Instructor Isabella’s teachings]

Oh, uh….

I’m grateful that my skill level is increasing….

It’s also thanks to Isabella that I reflexively took a fall.

“Here I come!”

“Hwak! Yes!”

Rolling around here and there, my erection quickly subsided due to the pain.

“……When you live in the academy, you often see students having conflicts and fighting emotionally with each other.”

“Huff… huff….”

“Every time, I think. Cultivate yourself. Being easily swayed by emotions is also a sign of weakness!”

“Kueueut……. Hwap!”

I literally collided with everything against the student council president.

Of course, I didn’t use my power.

The student council president is charismatic, always stands tall, and uses her body well enough to throw around a man—me—who is bigger than her.

Honestly, I didn’t have the confidence to win with skill in this life.

[Your Martial Arts level has increased]

[Your Martial Arts level has increased]

[Your Martial Arts level has further increased due to Instructor Isabella’s teachings]

“Hoo, haa…. Haa…!”

After rolling around diligently for over an hour, my whole body is covered in sweat.

I also went to the dungeon in the morning……

The student council president didn’t shed a single drop of sweat. She looks so refreshed that it’s infuriating.

“Aren’t you going to use your precious power?”

“It’s okay. It won’t work twice.”

The student council president won’t fall for the same trick.

Then, I have no choice but to increase the strength of reality manipulation, but if I do that, a disaster will occur.

En-chan’s favorite perverted disaster.

For the record, I’m not confident when ‘that situation’ comes.

I’m not confident that I won’t shake my hips.

‘I don’t know much about the student council president other than that she turns me on.’

Her name is Isabella.

An S-class hero in Seoul, head of the Villain Correction Department.

A trump card heroine of “OnaAka” [likely a game or series title] who is strong, diligent, and even beautiful, with a goddess guarantee.

I have a desire to get along with her,

But I can’t imagine that future very well.

“Shall we go eat something? President.”

“I have other plans today.”

See? She’s putting up an iron wall.

“You have to come with me.”

“Yes?”

Huh? A schedule that includes me?

Before I could even see Yuuna’s face again, I followed the student council president’s instructions, took a shower, put on my school uniform, and went outside.

We took the subway and went to the next neighborhood.

Isabella was just sitting quietly next to me, about a space apart.

“Where are we going?”

“If it’s an external activity for an Essol Academy student, doesn’t anything come to mind?”

“Could it be, hero activities?”

Ughhhhh.

Here it comes.

Isabella twisted one side of her mouth as if she noticed that I hated it.

Is she enjoying my suffering?

“I was going to send you out into the field after training you thoroughly for a month, but you seem like a restless troublemaker.”

“I just asked to go eat together.”

“There’s no reason for me to eat with you privately.”

Isabella glared at me sharply and said.

“I think you’ve forgotten, but I hate you.”

“……Yes. Yes. I don’t like you either.”

In my heart, I want to be close with her, who is breathtakingly beautiful. It’s just that it’s not something I can control.

Even with (New) Sanghyuk’s face and charm, it’s not easy with heroines. Isabella is.

She won’t show any gaps.

‘Of course… if it were a dating sim game, it would have already ended back then.’

It would have definitely been a villain route. If I had her excrete jelly [a crude reference to a sexual act].

“You have to do it even if you don’t like it. If you want to receive my ‘Good Job’ stamp.”

“Yes, ma’am. Is there any other way?”

I can’t throw away my academy life.

Hero…… Haa. I really don’t want to, but I have no choice.

As I was sighing deeply, the president asked me, perhaps because she was bored on the way.

“Why do you hate heroes? Because they don’t make money?”

“……Ah, well, there’s that too, but… heroes are essentially about saving others, right?”

“That’s right.”

“I don’t think someone like me, who doesn’t have a sense of duty, should lightly take on that kind of job. It’s a burden.”

“Hmm.”

Isabella was somehow staring intently at the side of my face.

What, what is it.

Did I say something wrong?

“Tell me more.”

“I also like cute animals, but I’ve never had a pet. When I think about the weight of being responsible for a life, I don’t think I can do it.”

“Is that why you avoid being a hero?”

“That’s right. It’s a job that people with a sense of duty and excellence should do.”

“I didn’t think I would agree with your words.”

Isabella muttered almost inaudibly.

“I agree too.”

Perhaps it resonated with her because it was coming from me, who popped out of a world without heroes.

In short, it’s like a firefighter, right?

I don’t know if someone like me can do it.

When I see what firefighters do, they run out when an emergency call comes in, even before they can take a bite of freshly cooked ramen.

I don’t know if I can do that.

“Check your phone. Kim Sanghyuk.”

“Yes?”

Looking at my smartphone, an app I hadn’t seen before was being automatically installed.

“That app is a hero app.”

It says I’m going through the hero registration process….

Seeing my student ID being displayed, it seems like it’s confirmed that I’m becoming a hero.

I was hoping they would exempt me…… No way!

‘Sob sob.’

As I was immersed in despair, Isabella dragged her big butt and sat down next to me.

……Wow. What a nice smell…♡

A floral scent comes from Isabella’s head.

Is it perfume? No… it must be her natural scent…….

I feel like hugging her as if I’m possessed.

“Look at your phone, not me. I’ll show you how to use it.”

“Am I really becoming a hero?”

“This hero app is a special app that can’t be installed without a recommendation from an existing member and a specific code.”

The ‘existing member’ here must be referring to Isabella.

It seems I can install the hero app because of Isabella’s recommendation.

“Check the app.”

“It says to register a photo?”

I’ve seen this in dating apps. This kind of thing.

“Take one. Your face.”

I roughly take a selfie and register it.

[Registration complete]

[Welcome, D-class hero Kim Sanghyuk]

“D-class here too….”

“Everyone starts as D-class. Here. I’ll show you how to use it, so go in….”

Swoosh…….

Isabella’s big breasts touch my arm.

The more she leans in to look at my phone, the harder it is for me to hold back my erection.

“What are you doing?”

“…Ah, yes.”

“You can check the status of crimes and their handling happening throughout Seoul like this. Hero missions that match your level will be assigned to you, but…….”

Ding. Ding.

Message notifications keep popping up while the student council president is explaining.

It was a DM coming from the hero app.

“……You can also send direct messages. They’re people in the same industry.”

Messages from girls are starting to pile up tremendously.

– Photo theft???

– Is that really you in the photo?

– Are you perhaps a new hero?

– Hehe, how about me, oppa [an affectionate term used by younger women to address older men]?

– Buy me drinks, oppa

Ba-ba-ba-ba…….

The messages are accumulating at an alarming rate.

“In order to be assigned a mission….”

The student council president directly turns off the messages from the girls who are hitting on me.

– You’re really handsome

– So damn sexy;;; Where do you live? Let’s meet

– I’m wet, sex is possible if we meet now hehe

“A mission….”

“…….”

Glares.

Why are you glaring at me….

“President, you must have experienced it too, just with a different gender.”

“I had a bunch of perverts sending me dick pics.”

…Indeed. That’s believable.

“I caught them all and threw them into the correction bureau.”

“…….”

Our president is scarier than the Communications Media Obscenity Act [a law regulating online content]…….

Isabella also received such bad DMs when she was a newbie hero.

So.

120 messages have piled up in less than 5 minutes, what should I do……?

No, I didn’t know there were so many women in the world who are available for no-condom sex immediately if you call them.

This is because it’s a dating sim game, right? En-chan?

“Check the option here… to only receive contacts from people you know.”

In the meantime, there are more and more photos of vaginas and breasts being thrown in.

“……Perverts don’t discriminate between men and women.”

“I guess so….”

It’s a secret that I’m also getting an erection without realizing it.

Anyway, after the messages calmed down a bit, the student council president’s explanation continued.