My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 585

EP.583 First Class at the Ona-hole Academy

“What is this?”

…Is this also some special *ona-hole* [a crude term for a woman used solely for sexual gratification] curriculum?

Yuuna glared at the menu board and said,

“Hmm… It’s a type of Japanese ramen. Why is only this available today?”

This is unusual.

Something was coming to mind. A faint scent of the sea…

Beach, ramen shop…

“Something’s ringing a bell.”

Just then, Hena tugged on my arm.

For the record, Hena had been rubbing her boobs against me, practically trying to merge with me, for a while now.

I also freely fondled Hena’s breasts. No need to sneak her away to touch her anymore.

Fondling a female student’s breasts in the school cafeteria has become commonplace for me now…!

How terrifying, this perverted *Ona-Aca* [Ona-hole Academy]!

Anyway, while I was casually fondling her breasts, Hena said,

“Sanghyuk. That. Ramen. When we went to catch fish-men together…”

“Ah.”

“Ah.”

That’s right…

When it comes to ramen, I remember eating it after catching those fish-men back then.

I also remember the pretty lady who ran the ramen shop offering me her *pussy* [vulgar slang for vagina] in the kitchen.

It was later that I realized she was a goddess.

…Looking back now, it was En-chan’s thoughtful *pussy* matchmaking, wanting to turn me into a perverted sex machine.

She probably got pregnant… back then.

“Hmm. Memories are flooding back. What should we do? Want to eat it?”

“Sure, why not.”

“But why aren’t there *shoyu* [soy sauce-based] or *miso* [fermented soybean paste-based] ramen? It’s kind of annoying…”

The cafeteria lady was nowhere to be seen, and I was slightly surprised to see a pretty female student cooking across from us.

Is she handling all the ramen for this many students by herself?

She skillfully made the ramen, and the students who had been waiting with their queue tickets took it.

“Why is it a single menu today?”

“I don’t know, but it’s delicious.”

“The broth is clear and light, so it’s delicious…”

Just as we were about to go get our ramen, she, who was making the ramen, came directly to me and smiled.

“Hello?”

“…….”

Clarissa, no.

She has similarly pretty blue hair, but she has a gentler, more puppy-like face.

Cute, pretty, and her breasts were big too.

‘I feel like the taste of the food is getting better….’

I was already under the illusion that the ramen would be delicious even before eating it.

This is ramen made with the skills of a master by such a girl.

There’s no way it can’t be delicious.

“Let’s eat.”

“Mmm!”

“Wow.”

It seems to have definitely captured Yuuna and Hena’s taste buds.

Seeing them both start eating like crazy.

When I take a sip of the broth first, it definitely has a clear and light taste. The ramen I know had a saltier feel, but this one has a really perfect seasoning.

“It’s delicious. I think it’s even more delicious than when we ate it before.”

Yuuna’s exclamation made me think, ‘Is it that good?’ and when I took two, three bites…

I was already eating like crazy.

Huh.

When I came to my senses, I had emptied my bowl faster than the two who had started eating earlier.

“…….”

“Should I share? Sanghyuk?”

“No, I’ll just get another bowl.”

I coolly ordered another bowl.

The girl who received the order slip smiled brightly.

“I’ll make it for you soon.”

“…….”

…What should I do? Me?

If I knew the other person was related to Clarissa, I should have done some preliminary investigation.

But…….

‘I ate it without much suspicion.’

Perhaps it was because I had faith that that lady wouldn’t play with food or do anything threatening.

Rather, what message does she want to convey to me through this ramen?

『Kim Sanghyuk’s Capture Battle』 second half.

I’m curious about what tricks she, whom En even called the worst enemy, will use to attack me.

‘First of all… can I see it as a greeting?’

“Is the seasoning right?”

“Yeah. Yes. You seem like a student, why are you cooking directly?”

I thought there was originally a separate chef.

“I officially got a job. I like making ramen… and there’s someone in the academy who I wanted to eat this.”

“……??”

Why is she saying that while looking at me?

Is she really a disciple?

“Um, well, I’m not trying to hit on you, but what’s your name? You look similar to someone I know….”

“I’m Lily.”

“I’m… Kim Sanghyuk.”

“…….”

Lily giggled when she heard my name.

Is this the privilege of a handsome man?

We’re just talking, but she’s beaming as if I’ve done something incredibly happy for her.

As soon as I came back with the ramen, Yuuna said,

“Are you making a new girlfriend again?”

“It didn’t feel like that… but, I’m concerned.”

“Hmph.”

“I’ll enjoy the meal.”

Slurp.

The second bowl of ramen was also delicious.

Oh, I think I’m going to overeat….

The broth is really exquisite. It’s not a taste that hits my brain with a taste I’ve never had before, but a taste that is faithful to the basics, that I feel like I could eat 365 days a year without getting tired of it.

When we get up to take a walk after eating,

Yuuna started clinging to me even more than Hena.

“Hug me.”

“Okay. Okay.”

Snuggle.

After walking a bit, I sit on the academy bench and hold Yuuna in my arms.

“Stroke me.”

“Okay. Okay.”

She’s probably doing this because she’s jealous.

But Yuuna quickly snuggled up to me as if she liked me as soon as I stroked her a little, and giggled.

“I like you.”

“Sanghyuk. Me too….”

“You are…….”

I chuckle slightly as I look at Hena’s breasts.

“If you do something like this with you here, you might get caught by the security team…….”

That means it’s that lewd.

“Usually, just doing this between a man and a woman is a demerit point…. What kind of connection are you using?”

“Ah. You mean what’s happening at the academy now.”

Yuuna showed her affection for me and continued to kiss my neck, kiss my lips, and make *skinship* [physical affection].

…She’s really pretty. Looking at it this way, I really feel like I’m crazy for putting someone like this on hold and looking elsewhere.

Yuuna’s beauty has blossomed.

“How did you feel?”

Lucky lewd, it’s because of reality manipulation.

The word reality manipulation is really scary. It means that anything can be manipulated and modified to suit my convenience.

I don’t know where or how that effect spreads from.

“Something…… hmm. It feels like something that doesn’t make sense is happening, but it doesn’t feel strange.”

“Now here…….”

I said, thinking of En.

“It’s like a playground for me and some goddess.”

“Are you going to make us all your subordinates?”

“Well. Isn’t it right that if you go all the way with your girlfriend, you become family?”

Family and subordinate are synonyms.

……If that’s the case, it’s a bit strange that an *ona-hole*, which is just a tool, becomes family, but let’s just say that’s a characteristic of my territory.

Unlike other territories, it’s OK if you can use it as an *ona-hole* even if you don’t have terrifying combat abilities.

“That’s true~. This academy, is it becoming a cradle for Sanghyuk…….”

“Society, has changed….”

“I didn’t think about starting a revolution….”

To overthrow Korea,

I didn’t even think about that. Changing social norms or rewriting laws. Rewriting the constitution.

It’s not that kind of problem…….

Just, the meta has changed.

When the environment changes, humans adapt to it.

Only that simple fact was placed before us.

“We’re dating a great boyfriend, me and Hena.”

When I hold her hand, Yuuna’s warmth is conveyed. She smiles brightly.

“Did I see a man properly?”

“That’s right. You saw it properly.”

Heroine, and protagonist.

We are destined to be together. I really like that fact.

I kissed Yuuna and fondled Hena’s breasts, who was leaning against me, and lunchtime was almost over.

Ding!

– *Ona-hole* special class scheduled 13:30~18:55

– Target 2nd year

– Check participant list

“Hmm.”

As the panel was activated, a video of the inside of the academy appeared in front of me.

It looks like a women’s locker room…….

Everyone seems to be looking this way, knowing they’re being filmed.

“Why is there a camera in the locker room….”

It’s not just the locker room.

I could also check the movement lines of the female students taking the *ona-hole* class, and even the inside of the classroom.

Is this a privilege unlocked only for me?

It’s truly the king of the *ona-hole* academy…….

Yuuna, who was inadvertently watching with me in my arms, said one word.

“You’re a pervert….”

“That’s as good as a compliment now.”

En is sure to be proud and puffing out her small chest.

It’s funny to see the live class scenes of female students on a big screen.

If I click, I could even see the *ona-hole* status.

Current *ona-hole* coefficient,

The number of times I’ve done *pussy* with them…….

‘Oh, Brigitte.’

Before the world became like this,

There was Serena’s classmate, a female soldier type, who confidently said she would become my *ona-hole* subordinate.

She was surrounded by female students.

– Special Class *Ona-hole* Subordinate Brigitte

– *Ona-hole* Rank A

I thought there’s no way Brigitte would only be A, but for a moment…….

Is this the rank I’m giving?

I’ve only been seeing the ranks En has given so far, but now I’m even giving them myself.

– Please rate the *ona-hole* by pressing ‘Like’.

Really bizarre systems have been introduced.

“Aren’t you going to give me a like?”

“Press it.”

“Yap!”

Even if Yuuna presses it, there’s no reaction.

“Do I have to do it…….”

“Do it. I’m curious! What will happen.”

“Why are you more excited than me?”

The moment I touched Like, encouraged by Yuuna.

Brigitte’s expression on the other side of the screen changes.

– *Pussy* Orgasming♡

– *Pussy* Orgasming♡

It’s like when you click on a game character, their favorability increases with a heart, she’s having a *pussy* orgasm.

…….

“Wow. Amazing.”

I’m a little scared…….

What’s the class content again? Flexibility training?

It’s hard to believe this is day 1.

What will be at the end of this *ona-hole* academy?

I had a feeling that unimaginable vulgarity was waiting for me.