My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 59

Chapter 58 – Yuuna and Delusional Hyuk

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Yuuna, in fact, did nothing all weekend.

She was practically lifeless because Sanghyuk had ignored her messages.

‘I should have been the one having a lovey-dovey time with handsome Sanghyuk…….’

She just sniffled while looking at Sanghyuk’s face posted on Dunsta [a fictional social media platform].

‘Be strong, Yuuna!’

This is war. There are no rules.

Like Hena, I just need to steal Sanghyuk!

We had a good vibe, didn’t we?

I can do it if I set my mind to it.

I can make him forget about his K-cup girlfriend and completely bewitch him with my charms!

“Google search……!”

How to seduce a male friend……. Search…….

Yuuna summoned Sanghyuk in her imagination.

Her so-called Delusional Hyuk.

Yuuna’s Delusional Hyuk is a sweet being who says only what she wants to hear with Sanghyuk’s handsome face.

The Delusional Hyuk, created over the weekend, had grown into a monster due to Yuuna’s frequent calls.

「Yuuna… Damn it…!!」

Thump!

Delusional Hyuk powerfully corners Yuuna against the wall.

His deadly gaze explodes!

「How can I resist like this? I’m going to devour you?」

“Kyaaaa!!”

“Yuuna! Why are you acting up from Sunday morning?”

“Calling your grown-up daughter crazy. Mom!!”

That’s it! I’ve got the perfect plan!

Operation Seduce Sanghyuk.

Let’s go, Yuuna!

Seduce Sanghyuk like a dog as soon as you get to school and devour him!

Such bold courage of Yuuna shattered like glass as soon as she saw the real Sanghyuk on Monday morning.

‘H-He’s so handsome….’

The Delusional Hyuk, who had grown with Yuuna’s attention over the weekend, vanished like dust as soon as she saw the real Kim Sanghyuk.

Image simulation, meaningless.

Just looking at handsome Sanghyuk makes me happy and breathless.

Yuuna’s ardent crush had already reached an uncontrollable stage.

Since she found out that she had been stolen by Hena and couldn’t have him……

The emotions, tangled with intense regret, burst forth.

However, she suppresses them tightly so they don’t show.

Seducing a guy who already has a girlfriend?

That’s only possible in fantasies. Impossible in reality.

The more you like someone, the less you can do such things.

Yuuna has never tried to flirt with a man who has a girlfriend…….

She was just soothing her pain by drawing hopeful futures of dating Sanghyuk.

It was actually a bluff.

Yuuna knew it too.

Stealing? She’s embarrassed that she was showing off like that in vain, and her cheeks flush.

In front of the 「real」 Kim Sanghyuk, Yuuna is…….

Just a friend A who wants to be loved but can’t show it.

What if she gets hated by Sanghyuk for making a fuss about stealing him?

Just imagining it makes her want to disappear from this world.

In the end, Yuuna’s brain derives the most realistic and beautiful conclusion.

Maintain the status quo.

“But you didn’t come with Hena? I thought you’d come together.”

“She fainted….”

“…Fainted?”

Yuuna realized the truth behind the ignored messages.

“She even fainted…?”

Ha… Haha…….

Fainted… that’s how lovey-dovey they were…….

Fainted…….

Sanghyuk hugged Hena so much that she fainted…….

It’s all over. Yeah.

“Um. I see, um….”

There’s no place for me between Hena and Sanghyuk.

She barely manages to suppress the feeling that she’s about to cry.

“Sorry for ignoring your messages. I’ll buy you a meal as an apology.”

“Hey. Why would you do something that would make your girlfriend uncomfortable? I can’t have a meal alone with you.”

After realizing that the real troublemaker is herself, not Hena,

She can’t stop playing the 「good female friend」.

That’s not what she really wants.

She wants to be loved by Sanghyuk…….

But she can’t possibly squeeze into a happy couple.

“Then let’s go on a dungeon duo today. I’ll help you make a lot of money.”

“It’s not good for a man and a woman to be alone. Who knows what might happen inside.”

I’m such an idiot.

She wears a mask because she doesn’t even want to lose her position as Sanghyuk’s good female friend.

She can’t reveal her true feelings.

Because Sanghyuk is already happy buried in Hena’s big, bountiful breasts.

‘Ugh. Hwaaa [sound of crying].’

“You said you’d help me reach 10,000 points.”

“Huh? Did I?”

“You said you couldn’t get 10,000 points without me. You said that too.”

Okay. Let’s stay by Sanghyuk’s side… as a friend….

I’m satisfied with that much…. Yeah… I’ll kill this feeling, like a corpse…….

Tightly.

At that moment, her hand was grabbed.

Yuuna’s small hand is swallowed into Sanghyuk’s big, manly hand, where thick blood vessels stand out on the back of his hand.

“W-What are you doing…….”

Yuuna’s brain bursts into flames at Kim Sanghyuk’s awkward flirting—an act of seduction for dating.

Let’s get married. Let’s get married. Let’s get married. Let’s get married.

As soon as they make eye contact, loving feelings gush out, making her as happy as if she’s taken drugs.

“I-I’ll go to the dungeon… but d-don’t… do this again….”

“You can hold hands, can’t you?”

“N-No way…. You idiot…!”

She runs away.

Yuuna couldn’t understand why Kim Sanghyuk was acting like this.

Is Hena not enough?

After being so lovey-dovey that she fainted……? Am I a sub?

Sob.

It’s a bit infuriating, but…….

‘Sanghyuk held my hand……♡’

Inevitably, the muscles in her cheeks loosen up.

I feel like he’d agree if I just hugged him tightly and said, be my girlfriend!

‘……L-Let’s get a grip [get a hold of myself].’

I don’t know why he’s acting like this, but I shouldn’t fall for it.

If I were his girlfriend?

Putting myself in the opposite position, would I just watch him act like that with Hena?

I don’t know why he’s flirting, but I need to block it. It hurts, but I need to block it.

‘Let’s think as… calmly as possible.’

Why is a guy with a girlfriend suddenly acting like this?

If the reason is……

If Hena felt sorry for me and told him to pay attention to me?

Like a winner showing favor to a loser.

Sob!

‘I don’t think that’s the case, but…….’

Whew. Okay. The class content didn’t enter my head at all, but

Thanks to organizing my thoughts, my heart has cooled down.

Yuuna didn’t know yet. That the ripples she thought would never happen again would become waves and engulf her.

“I still like Yuuna. So…….”

“Are you crazy? What are you up to?”

Stop it. Don’t do that.

Don’t you know how I’m pushing you away with all my heart?!

Make Hena happy.

Forget about me!

“……You’ve already chosen Hena.”

That’s enough now.

What do you mean steal? Yuuna. You did really well.

Mom and Dad will be proud of you.

I acted without any shame.

You’ve already cruelly pushed away someone you like so much…….

‘…I can’t even be a female friend anymore.’

He’s a guy who suddenly resorts to violence [metaphorically].

Kim Sanghyuk must have understood this much of a message.

‘But why is he standing there alone without going to the dungeon.’

You can start solo. You’re pretty good on your own….

‘Could it be, is he waiting for me?’

It can’t be.

Yuuna watched Kim Sanghyuk from afar for 10 minutes, 20 minutes.

Sanghyuk was just standing there blankly in the corner, as if waiting for someone….

‘Why…….’

Why are you doing this….

Why are you giving me hope.

I feel like I’m going crazy…….

‘Sob….’

I didn’t know it would be like this when I was enjoying the feeling of flirting.

I didn’t know I would suffer like this.

If I had known I would go through this pain after Hena made her move, I would have hugged him and told him to choose me no matter what.

‘Don’t go. Yuuna. You can’t go.’

You pushed him away with all your might. Ignore him now.

Kim Sanghyuk is waiting for Hena, not me.

If I go all the way there and Hena shows up, and they hold hands and leave, how miserable will I be.

‘If that happens, I might be able to give up.’

“What are you doing alone?”

But Sanghyuk, as if possessed by something today.

Lavished Yuuna with the love and attention she desperately wanted, unconditionally.

“I was waiting for you.”

‘Ah.’

Sanghyuk smiles.

Yuuna is overwhelmed with a feeling that she’s about to ovulate, with her thighs pressed tightly together.

‘Again. I fell in love again……♡’

In the end, like a pet wagging its tail and going to its owner.

Yuuna slips right next to Sanghyuk…….

After kicking him away, she shamelessly goes to a place where she can feel his scent and warmth in less than an hour.

‘I don’t know anymore……. Hehe. I like Sanghyuk….’

It was only natural that Yuuna would take care of Sanghyuk like a dungeon wife.

‘It’s because you’re so good to me.’

Because Sanghyuk is so good to me.

She ends up endlessly acting spoiled with Sanghyuk.

‘I’m completely like a dungeon wife [a close female friend in the dungeon]….’

A neologism in the 「OnaAka」 world [fictional world], a different version of office wife.

It refers to a heterosexual colleague who is close like a wife in the dungeon, but…….

There are also cases where they literally become real wives……♡♡

‘Agh!! This is an affair. Yuuna!’

Because Sanghyuk keeps giving her hope, the boundary between Yuuna’s fantasy and reality was collapsing.

That day in the locker room…….

“In the end, you chose Hena…….”

Sanghyuk’s expression hardens.

Yuuna realized then that she had made a big mistake.

‘What am I doing?’

I’m just a nuisance to the couple, and I’m scolding Sanghyuk.

Those weren’t words I spat out in my right mind.

“Ah, that wasn’t right. Sorry. I don’t have the right or anything to say that.”

“You can be jealous as much as you want if we date.”

“W-What.”

Yuuna realized then.

The true nature of the unscrupulous game that Kim Sanghyuk was proposing.

If some other thug-like guy did that, I’d slap him in the face and never see him again.

“Yuuna, let’s date too.”

“Are you kidding? What about other people’s opinions….”

“Don’t worry about that. We just need to be happy.”

Why is that?

Kim Sanghyuk’s flirting is awkward.

The request is the most vulgar in the world, but the foundation is pure itself.

Yuuna was strongly drawn to that side of him.

She wants to be this man’s hundredth girlfriend with a smile.

Her insides were burning hot.

It’s definitely a vulgar request….

It’s an absurd flirtation to ask her to be his second girlfriend.

‘……I like the feeling that he’s doing something he doesn’t usually do, forcing himself…♡’

Like someone being forced to have a harem.

Like someone awkwardly approaching, saying, ‘I know it’s not going to work, but should I try it once?’

That awkward appearance is lovely.

‘This isn’t the time to say let’s date, you idiot.’

Hugging me silently would be enough…….

It’s getting harder and harder to breathe.

‘Ah, he’s so handsome…♡’

Should I accept right away? No.

I don’t want to look cheap to Sanghyuk.

But if I go on like this…… I’ll, I’ll become Sanghyuk’s, harem girlfriend…….

Hesitating to bid in this situation and trying to raise your value might be the instinct of a virgin.

Maybe I’m addicted to this situation where Sanghyuk is anxious and chasing after me.

It’s a female’s heart that wants to hold this sweet knife a little longer and shake it,

Wanting to say, ‘Try to catch me.’

Of course, that doesn’t mean I was just enjoying it.

Yuuna was scared at heart.

Because this is all new to me. If I say I’ll be a harem girlfriend, what will Kim Sanghyuk do to me?

What will he try to do to my body…….

Won’t he make me kneel like a dog and serve him as my master…? Men are all perverts, they say……. Is Sanghyuk like that too?

Everything is a first experience, so I can’t make a decision easily.

“T-That is…. Ah, there’s the ranking chart. Let’s go see it.”

That was the decisive reason why she pushed away Sanghyuk, who had squeezed out his courage.

After rejecting him, I felt relieved.

A heterosexual friend who I’ve been to the dungeon with a little bit,

Proposed to be my second girlfriend. It’s weird to accept that right away. I’m out of my mind.

‘I haven’t known Sanghyuk for very long…….’

In the end, she remains in the 「state of possibly becoming a girlfriend」 and is satisfied with her current role as a dungeon wife.

Because there’s nothing to gain, but nothing to lose either.

It was Sanghyuk who took another step forward then.

“Y-You bitch!!”

The moment Yuuna saw Dihirit raise his hand. ‘I can legally beat this guy up.’ So she tensed up.

It wouldn’t be hard to give Dihirit a good lesson with Yuuna’s overall B-grade stats.

But.

Something unimaginable happened!

“…What are you doing?”