My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 64

Chapter 63 – How Can I Have Two Girlfriends?

“Um, around next week? I heard she’s in Romania right now.”

“Why did she go abroad?”

I asked during the meal, and both Stella and Serena stopped eating and stared at me.

“Are you asking because you don’t know, Oppa [term of endearment used by younger women to address older brothers or male friends]?”

“To feed our family and pay for tuition. The income from Korean dungeons isn’t enough, I guess….”

“Really?”

Come to think of it, Yuuna did say that Korea only has relatively low-rank dungeons.

In other words, Serena and Stella’s mom is a Hunter [individuals who explore and fight monsters in dungeons].

‘I thought she only existed in the setting [referring to the world of the novel].’

I’ve never seen her before.

If it were (Old) Sanghyuk, he might have even talked to her.

I picked up and ate the spicy stir-fried vegetables Serena made, thinking about it.

This food, Serena and Stella’s living expenses….

I didn’t think it was free, but hearing that their mom is earning money abroad alone makes me feel bad.

“So, even if she comes back, she’ll probably leave the country again soon.”

“It’s always like this.”

Serena looks up to me as the pillar of the family,

and Stella grew up as a lonely younger sister.

Maybe it’s because of this family environment.

‘If I start earning, will Mom stay home too?’

My sisters would probably prefer Mom to be at home, right?

Then, a thought flashed through my mind.

‘Could Mom also be….’

Hot and sexy like my sisters…….

No, no. Does that make sense?

It’s almost impossible for someone with daughters as grown as Serena and Stella to be pretty.

Only Hestia is capable of that…….

‘There was an actual example, wasn’t there?!’

Because it’s a hentai game [a sexually explicit video game].

The idea that the mom is the completed form of the daughter is a common trope. No,

that’s not just a rule that applies to hentai games.

It’s common sense in subculture in general. I was thinking of a plump mother with prominent laugh lines, but…….

Now I’m convinced she’s a hot girl.

“Do you happen to have a picture with Mom?”

“Yeah. Should I send it to you?”

……I saw it.

I wanted to call out En-chan [likely referring to the author or creator of the story] and ask if this setting was too much.

Does it make sense for the mom to look the same age as her daughters?

‘Even Serena in this picture looks about 16…….’

The mother looks like she’s in her early 20s.

With reddish-brown hair, a darker shade than Kushina’s…….

And bigger boobs than Hena’s….

She had a cheerful smile.

‘…….’

I was overcome with a strange feeling looking at that picture.

Even though she’s a mother in the setting who isn’t related by blood.

This is my mother.

“Oppa?”

“Oppa has to work hard so Mom can live with us.”

Stella scoffed.

“I’m sorry to say this, Oppa, but I don’t expect much from a D-rank’s [referring to a hunter’s rank] income. I’ll be happy if you don’t lose money.”

“Stella! That’s why Oppa skips meals.”

No, I didn’t…….

It seems like the fact that I borrowed money from a friend to eat before is still a shock to Serena.

“Oppa. Don’t worry about it. If you need money, I can…….”

“It’s okay. I have money…….”

“Really? You can’t skip meals, Oppa?”

……Haa.

Right now, even if I try to act cool, I’m just an oppa who worries his sisters.

It seems like it will take time to change my position.

As I was leaving the house, Stella turned around to look at me.

“If something happens to Mom, I’ll take care of Oppa and Serena.”

“……Stella?”

“…Because we’re family…….”

휙 [sound of quickly turning away].

Stella declared that and left.

‘……Stella was even thinking about that.’

The years of laziness that (Old) Sanghyuk indulged in before the possession feel painfully real.

Even though our family has barely started to mesh together, only a week has passed.

I’m still D-rank, my overall stats haven’t surpassed B-rank, and my income is unstable.

I’m not at the stage where I can be recognized as a man who can take responsibility for their lives and support them.

‘Hmm.’

Still, the breeze feels so good.

It’s hard to feel bad when the day starts with seeing my sister’s panties.

It’s a big improvement that I, who was treated like a beast until recently, have been recognized as a family member.

「My OnaHole Academy [referring to a game or system in the story]」 is just the beginning.

“Master’s sisters are lovely.”

Kushina was already sticking her head out of the Ona-van [likely a vehicle or container related to the OnaHole system].

“Who said you could come out?”

I put her back in.

“Kyaa.”

“Don’t come out without Master’s permission.”

「OnaHole Collector」’s development starts now too.

……Because I have an OnaHole [a magical construct or item] that I can use.

Let’s put that aside for now and go to class.

“Hena?”

And I was shocked by my girlfriend’s changed appearance.

“S, Sanghyuk…….”

It’s Hena, shyly and timidly.

Even I, who thought I knew all about the beauty hidden in her gloomy mood, couldn’t help but be surprised.

With her half-up hairstyle and emerald eyes revealed, she looked more like a noble lady than the student council president.

‘Oh my god!!’

My girlfriend…… is this pretty…?

“H, how is it…? Is it not good… ?”

…So that’s why the male students were buzzing.

They were all taking another look at Hena, wondering if there was someone like her.

“Sorry…. I won’t act up….”

“Why are you shrinking when I haven’t said anything?”

I put my bag in front of Hena’s seat and turned around to sit down.

“You’re pretty. Hena.”

“……Really?”

“Yeah. You’re pretty.”

It’s not flattery or anything.

The princess-like half-up hairstyle suits her lovely face well.

…After what happened on the weekend, did Hena also decide to change something?

All that happened was a home date where we had sex until she fainted.

“You’re here? Sanghyuk.”

슥 [sound effect].

At that moment, Yuuna also approached from the side.

The atmosphere between the two heroines was unusual.

‘She’s pretty. Was Yuuna this pretty too……?’

Both of them are looking at me.

One is already too much, but two.

I felt my mouth drying up.

‘Is this the gravity of a harem [a situation where a man has multiple romantic partners]?’

It’s the first time in my life that I’ve become a male that multiple women like, so I’m dazed.

It doesn’t seem like much has changed yet, but…….

As soon as we entered the dungeon, Hena hugged me.

The feeling of hugging her is more erotic than Kushina.

I rub my face against my black-haired K-cup [referring to bra size] girlfriend’s huge breasts and massage her big butt.

The voluptuous feeling is irresistibly arousing.

“Sanghyuk…. I’m sorry I couldn’t go on Monday.”

“It’s okay.”

I was dragged away by the student council president that day and was busy being a hero…….

“Do you want to touch my boobs?”

주물럭 [sound of groping].

I rubbed my body against Hena’s chest while touching her breasts.

“You two! When you dive into a dungeon, you need to check your condition and equipment first!”

“Ah, yes…!”

Hena hurriedly pulled away.

I felt a little disappointed.

“Sorry, Yuuna. I was separated from Sanghyuk for a day…… I was lacking Sanghyuk’s ingredients….”

What are Sanghyuk’s ingredients…….

“If you’re careless like that, you’ll get seriously hurt. Is the dungeon a joke? Hena.”

“Sorry…….”

I also reflect.

I scratched my head and checked the condition of my Glock and Python when.

Yuuna suddenly pulled my arm without Hena noticing and hugged me too.

Oh, oh.

Yuuna’s slender figure fits perfectly in my arms.

A woman’s frail figure evokes a man’s protective instincts…!

Her breasts are big too. Hena’s are bigger, but Yuuna’s breasts also boast a presence that seems like they’re about to burst in my arms.

슥. 스윽 [sound effects].

Yuuna rubbed her cheek against me in my arms.

“Heung…. Hoo…… Sanghyuk… Is it okay if I say I like you…? Is it okay if I hug you like this and act spoiled?”

“Of course. You can…”

My dungeon wife.

I hug Yuuna tightly.

“Ah!!”

Hena realizes that her boyfriend has been stolen and approaches.

“Yuuna…! What are you doing to my boyfriend?”

“He’s my boyfriend too… ?”

“That happened….”

I couldn’t explain it to Hena…….

But, perhaps thanks to building up resistance by stabbing Hestia’s pussy multiple times,

Hena didn’t seem that surprised by the fact that Yuuna had become her girlfriend.

“I was careless and had my spot in Sanghyuk’s arms stolen…….”

Yuuna stuck her tongue out in my arms and teased.

“I’m just returning what you did to me.”

“……You guys. You’re not on bad terms, are you?”

Uh oh.

Hena squeezes in.

“Give me a kiss. Kiss. Sanghyuk.”

“……Kiss?”

I hug Hena tightly and kiss her.

We mixed our tongues quite familiarly, and I passed the saliva I had collected to her.

“Gulp, gulp……♡♡”

“You, you two, what are you doing…….”

Yuuna’s cheeks were flushed as she watched our kiss.

“Shameless……! Doing that in a dungeon…!”

“Chup… Churu룹 [kissing sounds]… I always do this with Sanghyuk… ?”

“Always? Don’t act like you’re a big deal just because you made a little progress on the weekend.”

“츄… 츄룹 [kissing sounds]…… I already had a lifetime’s worth of sex that Yuuna will have…♡”

“I’m going to have lots of lovey-dovey time with Sanghyuk too, you know?”

“When you can’t even kiss?”

No…….

Don’t fight. You guys…….

“Gloomy boob girl! I knew it from the moment you tried to steal Sanghyuk with your big breasts!”

“I liked Sanghyuk way before you did…. Y, y, you, you thief…!”

…….

The two of them are opening up their true feelings and bickering.

If this is how much they’re opening up, it’s honestly cute…….

We haven’t known each other long enough to truly hate each other.

“There’s no reason to fight anymore. You’re both my girlfriends.”

I present a miraculous solution here.

“If you two make up, I’ll hug you both.”

Yuuna stood still, as if her pride was hurt.

Hena was the first to speak with difficulty….

“Yuuna is much prettier than me…… I thought I would be stolen if I didn’t hurry….”

“…What are you talking about…. You’re pretty too. How can a man reject your breasts….”

“I, I’m just a gloomy girl with big breasts….”

“I was jealous of your breasts too….”

It’s a somewhat cheesy and heartwarming atmosphere.

There was a goblin trying to interfere, so I immediately pulled out my Glock.

탕! 탕! [gunshot sounds]

The two of them turned around, startled.

“It’s okay. Keep going. I’ll get rid of anything that interferes.”

“Hena…. I’m sorry.”

“Uuung. I’m sorry too… Yuuna… Let’s be Sanghyuk’s girlfriends on good terms….”

“Okay….”

“As a sign of reconciliation, Hena will hug you.”

포옥 [sound of hugging].

Hena hugs Yuuna with her big breasts.

Yuuna breathed heavily in them.

“Ah… Awa… Amazing…….”

“It’s soft, right?”

“…Hena mama…….”

Hena didn’t know what to do when Yuuna acted spoiled.

“Yuuna… Do you want to try kissing Sanghyuk?”

“Ki, kiss?”

“I’ll watch over you…… Will you two kiss quietly…?”

“…….”

It’s probably Yuuna’s first kiss.

She’s even hugged me in her underwear, but wouldn’t it be too much of a hurdle for Yuuna, who turns red even when holding hands, to kiss…….

But I thought.

“Yes, if it’s what Sanghyuk wants….”

Yuuna, on the condition that Hena would watch over her,

approached me.

“You don’t have to rush if you don’t want to, Yuuna.”

“I have to catch up too…….”

“…….”

Kissing Yuuna…….

I was also excited.

“Wait a minute….”

Yuuna started to remove her equipment.

She unequipped all the belts she had added over her uniform and anything that might be stiff and uncomfortable…….

And slowly approaches me.

꼬옥……♡♡ [sound of hugging]

“…Eut… Haat……. I hugged you again….”

“Do you like it?”

“Are your legs… okay?”

She still seems to be worried.

“Sorry…. Sorry… I was desperately trying to push you away. So… my true feelings are….”

“I know. Yuuna.”

Yuuna tiptoed and raised her chin to make up for the height difference.

I lowered my body and slowly approached and kissed her.

쪼옥 [sound of a light kiss]……♡♡

So this is what Yuuna’s lips feel like.

“I like you. Yuuna.”

“Eum…. Umu…….”

“I liked you from the first time we met, you were kind and righteous.”

Yuuna’s body flinched.

I patted her butt and praised Yuuna from that day.

“Thank you for having the courage to talk to me first….”

“……Ha… Hahuk……. Yes……. I like you too… I like you….”

“Why do you like me? You.”

“……I don’t have a romantic reason like that….”

“What is it?”

Yuuna mumbled with a tearful expression.

“You’re…… handsome….”

“…….”

“You’re more handsome than anyone I’ve ever seen….”

I wasn’t disappointed in Yuuna or anything.

It’s a much more convincing and sincere reason than making something up.

“I was drawn to the way you didn’t give up and worked hard even after awakening a strange talent… I liked seeing you work hard….”

“Is that a reason you added later?”

“…I was more drawn to you because you were a handsome Sanghyuk….”

That makes sense.

I hugged Yuuna tightly and kissed her again.

This time, I mixed my tongue.

Unlike Hena, Yuuna’s tongue had a pretty strong guard.

“Say ah.”

I want to mix tongues with Yuuna.

I hugged her tightly and forced my tongue in.

Yuuna widened her eyes and flinched.

“Heu, Hiet…….”

I mix tongues with Yuuna.

I tried to collect saliva and feed it to her like I did with Hena, but half of it dripped out of her lips.

“Habeu, Habeuep!?”

“That’s a waste…. You have to eat it all.”

“Pervert…… Pervert!”

It was a word I’d heard so often that I was used to it now.

I wish Yuuna would eat it.

“I’ll show you.”

쭈읍. 쭈읍 [kissing sounds].

I sucked on Yuuna’s mouth and mixed my tongue.

I mixed it well in my mouth and sent it back.

Because I tried to feed her after putting in so much effort. Yuuna also ate it quietly.

“Ah…. Heubeop……. Heuep…. Gulp……. Um… Umeung…….”

She had a drunken expression.

Her eyes were slightly unfocused.

The feeling that she doesn’t even know what she’s doing is very arousing.

“Yuuna….”

I briefly made eye contact with Hena.

Hena was taking care of the goblins with magic.

Is this a 「Proof of Reconciliation」?

Far from interfering with Yuuna’s sweet time, Hena is protecting her.

With a heart full of apology.

Then I also…….

One more time here.

I gently touched Yuuna’s chest and lowered my hand down.

The moment I put my hand under Yuuna’s school uniform skirt.

“Heup!!”

Her thighs tightened.

As if trying to stop my hand.

“No…….”

I immediately knew that the virgin’s vigilance was at 100%.

“That’s…… you can’t touch there….”

“Okay.”

I stroked Yuuna’s hair.

“Th, sorry…? For rejecting you when I’m your girlfriend…….”

“You can reject me if you don’t want to. Let’s do it when you’re ready.”

Good things should be done when you both like it.

Instead, I held Yuuna’s hand tightly and kissed her again.

“Yes…. Eungat……. Hooat…. In a dungeon, this kind of….”

“Do you want to eat it again?”

“웅……♡♡ [affirmative sound]

Yuuna accepted my saliva.

It seems like she also realized the taste that Hena enjoys.

“Gulp, gulp♡”

“쭙 [kissing sound]….”

After the kiss, we separated.

My girlfriends are whispering about their kisses with me…….

……Are they sharing tips or something?

It was a strangely arousing sight.

“Okay, shall we go now?!”

Yuuna takes the lead more energetically than usual.

“You don’t have dungeon sickness, do you? Let’s move forward. We’re going to take all the monster strength coins!”

Hena knocks down the goblins with the magic power she emits through her staff,

and I step on them and 「excrete personality」 [referring to a skill or ability].

Hena is cooperative because she also knows my skill mechanics.

It was nice that we were in sync without having to say anything.

Now we proceed with the feeling of ‘skilled OnaHole maker and her assistants’.

And…….

「Concealing OnaHole」

“Kushina!”

I ejected Kushina, who had become transparent─but semi-transparent to me─with the Concealing OnaHole from the OnaHole inventory,

and mastered the 「OnaHole Clone Fighting Technique」 that ravages enemies like a fighting game tag match.

[You have acquired 『OnaHole Clone Fighting Technique』!]

It is common sense that 「Clone Technique」 consumes a huge cost, but this doesn’t consume anything!

Because it’s someone else!

The OnaHole just comes out and hits them as if it’s my clone. I don’t consume any stamina or magic power.

It’s a no-cost skill of 「OnaHole Collector」!

Kushina smiled at me, drawing a finger V in her white bikini.

‘Good job. Kushina.’

“What was that just now? The boss suddenly flew away….”

“It’s a new skill.”

[Dungeon Clear]

[Contribution MVP Kim Sanghyuk’s OnaHole (Kushina) 52%]

[Others – Nakamori Yuuna, Hena, Kim Sanghyuk]

“…….”

“…….”

My girlfriends stared at me.