My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 66

Chapter 65 – Heroines Don’t Need to Know That Stuff

Not the familiar Orcs or Goblins.

As the rank goes up, different faces appear. This was my first time seeing a fish-humanoid monster that mixed the features of fish and humans.

It could be considered similar to humans, but it had webbed feet and hands, and above all, its face was too alien.

Its entire body was covered in blue scales, and it held a spear shaped like coral.

“Be careful! They’re fish-monster Blue Gillmen. They’re as strong as the Orcs we saw in the Golden Dungeon!”

“Eep!”

Her shoulders shrank. She probably remembered that magic hadn’t worked on them at all back then.

I grabbed Hena’s hand.

“It’s okay. You have plenty of people to help you.”

“……Okay!”

“You bought 50 Magic, right? You have to show it off.”

“I’ll try!”

“They’re coming!”

The Blue Gillmen were rushing in with an alarming number.

As always, Yuuna drew Yukihime [a katana, likely her signature weapon] and fought in the most dangerous spot.

「Landscape Painting Slash」

The wide-ranging sword strike swept up the Blue Gillmen like a whirlwind.

“Haa!”

While Yuuna bought us time, I calmly set up the battle.

Hiding the buffed Kushina with 「Concealing Onahole」[likely a skill or item that grants invisibility].

“We’ll support Yuuna from a distance. Kushina, eliminate any enemies that approach!”

“Okay~.”

Kushina, now transparent—only translucent to my eyes—went to a position where she could observe us and waited.

I started firing at the Blue Gillmen swarming near Yuuna.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Thanks to the muzzle brake, it’s much easier to control.

Aiming at their torsos with the dot sight, I made sure to finish them off with Personality Excretion [a skill that seems to involve turning enemies into ‘Onaholes,’ a type of sex toy], one by one!

Jelly one! Jelly two!

“They’re coming this way!”

Attracted by the gunshots, the Blue Gillmen that had come up from the beach were now approaching us.

While I was reloading,

Hena raised her Black Locust Staff and shot a Mana Bullet.

[Formless Mana Bullet]

[Shoots Mana in the form of a bullet. Excellent stealth]

[Power D+ Range D+ Ambush Bonus +1]

[A basic Mana Bullet used by mages with the rare talent 「Magic: Void」. Not easily visible]

“It worked, Sanghyuk……!”

“Nice. Keep going!”

I reloaded and shot too.

Still, Kushina took care of the Gillmen who had rushed out with great momentum.

Kushina ran around freely in her bikini, knocking down enemies with kicks that stretched out as if showing off her flexibility.

Since her stats were pumped up and she was invisible, she could ambush, so her kill score went up with one kick.

And, how lewd!

You shouldn’t think about this when fighting, but I was more drawn to Kushina’s battle scene in a bikini because only I could see it.

……It feels like I’m raising a sub-character that’s all about sex appeal.

“How are you going to stop a Kushina Onahole buffed with an Onahole Buff!?”

Even when Kushina shouted, most of the aggro was drawn to the gunshots.

I mixed in martial arts to deal with the persistently approaching enemies so they wouldn’t bother Hena.

“Sanghyuk!”

“It’s okay. Focus on using magic!”

[Understands the enemy’s movements with martial arts]

[Level Up]

[Martial Arts Level Increased]

High-rank monsters are really generous, aren’t they?

I dodged a spear and punched the monster’s head covered in scales.

“Personality Excretion Smash!!”

All the scattering jelly becomes Onaholes!

Hena raised her Black Locust Staff again after a long time and shouted.

“Become Sanghyuk’s Onaholes, everyone!”

The martial arts that the student council president taught me are really useful.

My style of mixing guns and martial arts is becoming more and more distinct.

Hena’s magic support is delicious too!

If I made eye contact with Kushina, I immediately switched to 「Onahole Clone Martial Arts」[a fighting style that utilizes the ‘Onahole’ concept].

“Master!”

“Roger!”

Kushina kicks the Blue Gillman I sent flying with a punch!

“Kugig!?”

Before the Gillman could counterattack, Kushina’s attack exploded again from behind.

Then, I threw myself at the Gillman who had an opening!

“Personality Excretion Dropkick!!”

BOOM!!

There’s no way a Gillman could withstand my dropkick that even Ceridwen shuddered at.

「Onahole Clone Martial Arts」worked perfectly.

When I came to my senses, dozens of Blue Gillmen were lying around us,

and I was able to acquire a large number of handmade Onaholes.

[Gillman Onahole]

[A Gillman Onahole with a shiny scale surface. The internal protrusions are very developed, giving the penis a special stimulation]

[Clamping C+ Durability C+ Warmth D Reaction D][Personality Not Collapsed (100%)]

[Gillman Onahole (Handmade)]

[A Gillman Onahole with a shiny scale surface. The protrusion stimulation has become even more special]

[Clamping B Durability B Warmth C Reaction D]

[Collected Gillman Onahole!]

[Collection Bonus]

[Strength + 3]

[Agility + 2]

[Stamina +2]

[Collected Gillman Onahole (Handmade)!]

[Strength + 4]

[Agility + 4]

[Stamina + 4]

Nice!! Here we go!

My level also went up by 5, increasing my base stats,

and I also got a collection bonus, which is an additional stat concept.

Martial Arts, Onahole Clone Martial Arts, and Gun Proficiency have all grown.

Definitely a high-rank dungeon. There was a lot to gain.

“Hoo!”

Yuuna returns, slightly sweaty.

“Yuuna. Thanks for your hard work.”

“You two blocked them all?”

“The transparent Onahole helped.”

The Kushina that only I can see makes a V sign with her fingers again.

“Shall we have Kushina-ssi come out and take a commemorative photo?”

When I released the transparent Onahole, Kushina pointed to the beach.

“It’s not over yet.”

The sea was already setting at dusk,

and another gravitational wave was occurring where she was pointing.

[Passed the Sea God’s Test]

[Accept the Sea God’s invitation to go deeper]

Anomalousness appeared.

If what we’ve done so far was C+ grade,

what’s beyond that gate is B+ grade.

A very dangerous challenge…….

But Kushina is here, and everyone’s in good condition, so it’s worth a try.

“What do you want to do? Kim Sanghyuk.”

Yuuna asked for my opinion.

“Let’s go. We haven’t even met the Demon Merchant yet.”

“Ah. I have to sell all the Onaholes, right?”

“Of course. That’s my source of money.”

Kushina flinched and grabbed me.

“Kushina?”

“……What are you talking about? Master. Am I going to be sold off?”

Yuuna and Hena laugh.

I felt a little mischievous.

“Didn’t you know? Onahole Collector is a talent for making and selling Onaholes?”

“…So, bringing me here too……?”

“The Goblin Ahjussi [a term of endearment for an older man] liked it a lot. I don’t care what happens after you’re sold. Sorry.”

“Kushina-ssi. You didn’t know? It’s Sanghyuk’s Onahole sales period right now.”

Kushina’s face turned pale and she clung to me.

“Hwaaa!”

“W, woah.”

“Please don’t sell me. I’m sorry!! I’m sorry for acting up against my girlfriends even though I’m a Majo Boji Onahole [likely a specific type of ‘Onahole’]!”

“Sorry, but become my coin.”

“Shall I do a naked dogeza [a kneeling bow of extreme apology]? Huh? I’ll lick Sanghyuk-nim’s dick even harder! Please, reconsider!”

Ah. I can’t do it anymore.

I felt sorry for Kushina, who was grabbing and clinging to me, so I hugged her tightly and comforted her.

“Just kidding.”

“Uwaa…… I’d rather go to the Correction Department than be sold to the Demon Merchant!!”

“Why would I sell you? I’ll never sell you.”

“Even if they give you 10,000 coins?”

No, even if I were to sell you, I wouldn’t sell you for that price…….

“Is that all your imagination goes to?”

“100,000 coins! You won’t sell me even if they give you 100,000 coins, right? You’ll keep me by your side so I can keep licking Master’s dick, right?”

“I wouldn’t sell you even if they gave me 1 million coins….”

I patted Kushina’s butt.

“Kushina-ssi. Does Sanghyuk really look like someone who would do that? How can you be fooled by something like this.”

“Villain Unnie [older sister]… is so innocent….”

“I thought… Sanghyuk-nim might do it… sob… so…….”

“Ehh? Really? Sanghyuk is the type to do a harem because someone pushed him to. He would never do such a terrible thing.”

“But, Sanghyuk-nim even made me into an Onahole and stabbed me with his dick…….”

I covered Kushina’s mouth.

I’ve had to cover her mouth so many times today!

“Mmph!!”

“That was an accident. Right? Kushina.”

“……Huh? Made into an Onahole and stabbed? What are you talking about?”

Yuuna tilted her head.

In fact, Kushina had said it all.

Even so, the reason Yuuna didn’t understand immediately was because she was innocent.

I’ve shown her dozens of times how I make Onaholes with Mana Jelly,

but Yuuna and Hena act as if they’ve never even considered what would happen if my abilities were directed at them,

that terrible possibility.

That innocence is probably thanks to the unconscious belief that 「Sanghyuk would never do that」.

Perhaps Yuuna and Hena have never even imagined themselves shitting jelly out of their assholes.

So, any possible situation that could happen after that—like being boiled down into an Onahole—is 「impossible」 in Yuuna’s mind.

On the other hand, the reason why Isabella was particularly wary of Personality Excretion was because she, as a hero of justice, had a broad idea in her head of how much the power of Personality Excretion could be abused.

To sum it up, my thought is that the more deeply you understand the mechanism of 「Personality Excretion」, the more polluted your mind becomes.

In other words.

I didn’t want to tell them about this part in detail, even to protect the heroines’ emotions.

I didn’t want to know that I could modify a girl’s personality with my dick.

The more I realized the black and vulgar intentions of the goddess of eroge [erotic games], En-chan, the more deeply I understood.

I realize that the vulgarity of 「Onahole Academy」is not ordinary.

‘I’m the only one who needs to know that.’

So, please package it well. Kushina. Nicely! Got it?

I believe in you. Our Onahole!

That dark world is something only we need to know.

“……That’s, um. It’s a story about how a part of Master’s body was engraved on my soul.”

“That’s kind of romantic.”

Yuuna smiled defenselessly and asked me.

“I’m jealous, honey. Can you engrave it on my soul too?”

Hiiiik!

You want me to do that? The Onahole Apocalypse is coming!!

Absolutely not!

I’ll protect my heroines, I’ll protect my girlfriends!

“Be satisfied with a kiss for now.”

“Ung~~.”

Yuuna pouted her lips.

I immediately kissed Yuuna.

Hena also slipped in from the side and hugged and kissed me together.

“I feel like this kiss is engraved inside me.”

“…….”

I can’t stand it.

I kissed Yuuna even more deeply. I sucked on her like crazy.

Mixing tongues and feeding her saliva.

Yuuna was now smiling and eating it deliciously.

“Haa… huung… if you keep feeding me, I’ll be full before lunchtime…♡♡ Doing this perverted kiss to your girlfriend…♡”

“You spilled it while saying 「Honey」.”

“Ung……. Was I caught…?”

My dick was so hard that it was a big problem.

It might not be a joke to have Kushina take care of my sexual desire at the academy.

“Shall we go now?”

Chuup.

I suck on her deliciously one last time.

It would be a big problem if the additional dungeon was demolished while we were wasting time like this.

We entered the anomalous version of the Star Coral Beach.

The B+ rank dungeon.