My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 68

Chapter 67 – Shark Dissection and Tasting (2)

Before the grand shark cooking operation, Hena sets up the platform.

Ridiculous operation name, but not so ridiculous shark bros.

The oppressive feeling from the bulked-up, muscular shark monsters makes my lungs and heart clench even before we start.

“Don’t make noise, come up slowly.”

“Okay…”

Hena was extremely nervous.

The key to this operation is Hena. Only when Hena and I are safe up here, can Kushina and Yuuna fight with all their might.

‘If we could handle it simply with Persona Emission [a technique using one’s inner power], nothing would be better than that, but…’

That won’t work.

Just by looking, the body of the blue shark giant doesn’t seem like it would even get a scratch from a B-grade Glock.

I have no choice but to trust Yuuna’s attack power, buffed by the Onahole [a magical artifact that enhances the user’s abilities].

Yukihime [Yuuna’s sword] will slice the shark giant like a sashimi knife.

Due to the shark’s head structure, it doesn’t seem like it can lift its head to look at us or jump to attack.

Still, I keep Hena by my side in case of any unexpected situations.

“Stay close.”

“Okay…”

An unexpected variable here: she’s just scared of heights.

Seeing the platform through the gaps isn’t good for her mental health.

It was a scary place even without acrophobia [fear of heights].

Hena was also trembling, but she was desperately trying not to make weak noises.

Just seeing that, it felt like half the operation was already a success.

“Hena.”

“Y-yes?”

“Do you know about the swaying bridge effect? People are more likely to develop feelings for someone they meet on a swaying bridge.”

“I’ve heard of it.”

“Then we’re at a complete advantage right now, right?”

Hena’s trembling stopped.

Hena was only looking at my face instead of the shaky platform that seemed like it would collapse any second.

“I already like you so much that there’s nowhere else to go.”

“Then let’s enjoy it like we’re riding a roller coaster.”

“Okay!”

They signal from below that they’re ready.

I immediately designated one of the shark giants and pulled the Glock’s trigger.

Bang! Bang!

As expected, the bullets didn’t even penetrate and bounced off.

‘Pistol firepower is useless.’

I need to get a Mana Beast Steel shotgun to even think about Persona Emission?

“Kuuuuuuuu!”

The shark giant roars.

As expected, it’s a fish head, so it has no idea where the attack came from.

I immediately emptied a magazine from the Glock.

In that gap, Yuuna swung Yukihime and greatly slashed the shark giant’s torso.

Slash!

“This deep… is this my power?”

Yuuna seemed surprised by the effect of the Onahole buff.

“How about it? Becoming Master’s Onahole this time?”

“I like having a girlfriend more.”

“What if Master asks you to be his Onahole?”

“……S-Sanghyuk wouldn’t make such a vulgar request!”

“Oh my. How cute.”

I watched the situation from above and shouted.

“Kushina! The other giant is coming too!”

“This way!”

A provocation skill developed with her exhibitionist talent.

She takes on each shark giant with it. But since Kushina doesn’t have the Onahole buff, her role is closer to stalling for time.

“Are you okay?!”

“Eep!”

Kushina, in her bikini, nimbly moved around, avoiding the shark giant’s anchor attacks.

Even without the buff, B-grade is still B-grade. Amazing!

“Don’t overdo it, Kushina. Just stall for time!”

“Yes!”

The key to this operation is for Yuuna and the shark giant to fight one-on-one, and to take them out in the time we can hold out…….

Yuuna squeezed out her strength and forced in a sword strike.

“Haaah!!”

The shark giant’s body was quickly butchered by Yukihime and was dripping blood.

Still, powerful harpoon attacks and struggles, attacks that sent chills down your spine, like charging and biting, kept coming.

Yuuna brushed them off while meticulously accumulating effective hits.

“Let’s go to the next platform soon, Hena.”

“O-okay…!”

Void Platform Creation.

We abandon the platform that has reached its duration and move to the newly created platform with Hena.

‘3 minutes have passed…’

Kushina still has余裕 [room to spare], and Yuuna is strongly pushing the shark giant. The floor is overflowing with blood from the shark giant, but why isn’t it falling yet…….

It really has fearsome durability.

‘Hmm?’

At that time, the Star Coral, formed like icicles on the ceiling, caught my eye.

I didn’t even realize that my surroundings were full of icicles until I had the 余裕 [leeway] to look around because I was free.

Now I can see the objects I can use.

‘Even a lousy ranged attacker can be helpful?’

Even if it’s not as big as the giant Star Coral in the center like a tower, the icicles hanging from the ceiling are quite large.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

I scraped the root part with the Glock by shooting it.

“What are you doing… Sanghyuk…?”

“Preparing to drop this.”

But I have to be careful not to hurt Yuuna or Kushina and guide it safely.

It’s still okay. In the worst case, I can tell them first even if it falls.

I said I would shout and let them know if the situation changes…….

‘Check the falling point and…’

“Huuuh. Haaah!!”

I watch the situation. I still haven’t taken down one.

I started to get a little impatient.

“The distraction is over. I’m going that way!”

Kushina’s taunt ended, and Yuuna ended up facing two shark giants at the same time.

Here, I felt that the operation was not going as planned.

‘One of them should have fallen around this time?’

It’s still alive after taking Enhanced Yuuna’s fierce attacks for 6 minutes?

Its body is torn like a rag and it looks like I can even see its insides, but it’s not tired at all.

‘This is the durability of a blue shark giant…….’

I have no choice but to take it down with Persona Emission!

“Yuuna! Get out of there!”

“Huh!?”

“Star Coral is falling!!”

Yuuna immediately grasped the situation and pulled back.

Bang! Bang bang bang!!

With my last shot, the Star Coral, which had been hanging about 15m high, hit the head of the shark giant with its insides exposed directly.

Kuuuuuuuuung!!

Wow. S. That must hurt.

Sorry, but there’s no mercy for monsters!!

“Persona Emission Star★Coral!!”

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

The shark giant, which had endured Yuuna’s desperate sword strikes for more than 5 minutes, couldn’t withstand the Star Coral fall and Persona Emission combo and collapsed, spewing out a huge amount of jelly.

“……One left…!!”

“Sanghyuk! Be careful!!”

The other shark giant noticed us.

It swings its harpoon. It wasn’t high enough to reach, but the shockwave alone cracked the Void Platform.

“S-Sanghyuk…!”

“It’s okay!!”

I hugged Hena and fell.

There was no time to put her in the Onaben [a protective container]. When I came to my senses, I was hugging my girlfriend and posing, and I ended up falling from a height of 10m with Hena in my arms.

Kuuung!!

“Cough!!”

Even with a body enhanced by buying stats, it hurt a lot.

I spat out all the oxygen in my lungs and couldn’t breathe.

“Hena, are you okay?!”

“Y-yes. But. Sanghyuk, you…….”

Still, because I’m her boyfriend, I check to see if my pretty K-cup girlfriend is okay.

I emptied the magazine at the approaching shark giant while lying down.

Bang bang bang!!

I can’t move while lying down.

The shark giant is running with an anchor in one hand and the dead giant’s harpoon in the other!

I took down one as planned.

You can do it, guys!

“Where do you think you’re going!!”

With Yuuna’s tearing scream, Yukihime drew a crescent moon.

A picturesque landscape painting slash cuts the shark giant’s leg tendons.

Then Kushina ran towards the faltering shark giant, stepped on its thigh, and delivered a bikini kick to its chin.

Pow!!

Good. If it’s one… it’s possible…….

Hena grabs me and shakes me.

“Sanghyuk! Are you okay? You can’t die! Sanghyuk!”

“I’m not going to die….”

It’s a fact that I don’t have the strength to get up.

Due to Yuuna’s fierce attacks, the shark giant was not in a situation to pay attention to us at all.

In the meantime, reload the Glock….

I aim at the shark giant’s torso with its insides exposed.

“It’s done.”

Let’s go shark cooking.

Bang! Bang bang!

With a 3-shot burst, I snipe the shark giant’s insides…….

The guy also spewed out jelly and collapsed on the floor.

“Become an Onahole…….”

A huge amount of jelly is compressed and turned into an Onahole.

[Dungeon Clear]

[MVP – 44% Kim Sanghyuk]

[Others – Nakamori Yuuna, Kim Sanghyuk’s Onahole(Kushina), Hena Isis]

I did it…….

The feeling of making two of them into Onaholes was also good. It’s definitely a masterpiece.

Yuuna, who had sheathed her sword, also ran to my side, lying down.

“Sanghyuk! Kim Sanghyuk! Wake up. Are you okay?!”

“Master!”

“I’m okay.”

From today, it’s my dream to die surrounded by pretty girls.

The chest view from lying down is crazy.

“Here, I brought the Onahole that Sanghyuk made….”

Yuuna puts the shark Onahole on my chest.

…….

“This… you could have given it to me later….”

I felt strange holding the Onahole and lying under my girlfriends.

I’m not going to be buried alive with this when I die, am I?

[Shark Giant Onahole (Masterpiece)]

[The ever-changing tightness that seems to embody the rough waves is a masterpiece]

[Rarity B+]

[Tightness A Durability S Warmth C Reaction C] [Persona is not collapsed (100%)]

As expected, two masterpieces.

Serena, Stella.

Your Oppa [older brother/term of endearment] is rich now.

As I smiled happily while hugging the Onahole, Yuuna and Hena shook me from both sides.

“Kim Sanghyuk! Are you dizzy? Don’t fall asleep!”

“Sanghyuk, you can’t die…… you can’t dieeee!”

At that time, the huge coral in the center of the Star Coral cave cracked with a snap.

It literally started scattering Mana Beast Steel like stars over our heads.

A huge reward time!!

Everyone gaped at the countless Mana Beast Steel being scattered.

[You have defeated the Shark Giant]

[The Sea God specially presents Mana Beast Steel – Moonlight]

What is Moonlight?

I got up with the support of my girlfriends and moved to the place where the Star Coral was broken.

There is a special Mana Beast Steel in the center.

[「Discernment·Red」activated]

[Mana Beast Steel (Moonlight)]

[Rarity A+]

[Special Mana Beast Steel with the properties of moonlight]

“It’s a gift from an external god. I’m seeing it for the first time too.”

“…….”

Who gets it?

Just as I was about to get a little embarrassed, Yuuna picked it up first…….

“Sanghyuk’s.”

She put it in my arms.

“Yuuna was in the most dangerous position. Are you giving it to me because I’m your boyfriend?”

“Funny! I really wanted to have it so much that I was drooling? But…. Sanghyuk was the one who thought of the plan, and you were the one who cleaned up when things went wrong.”

“Sanghyuk was the one who protected me when I fell too….”

“…….”

Is it okay to take it?

I put Moonlight in my inventory.

“Oh? Don’t you ask for my opinion?”

“You’re my property.”

“Of course I thought it was Master’s, but if anyone tried to take it, I was going to protest on your behalf.”

“There’s no one like that here.”

All the remaining Mana Beast Light was high-purity B-rank Mana Beast Steel.

The three of us, excluding Kushina, divided this in the same ratio. I also gave a little more to Hena and Yuuna.

That’s because Moonlight alone was enough for me.

[Etssol Academy Student ID – Kim Sanghyuk]

[Remaining Coins 2,511 Coins]

About 2000 coins exploded with the distribution.

I think I earned more than when it was golden?

“I distributed it according to contribution.”

“It’s my first time being MVP.”

The Star Coral falling play was good.

It was possible thanks to the Sea God’s thoughtful design.

A gravity wave that showed the beach was reflected in the corner of the cave.

It seems like we have to go back to the first place.

When we returned to the beach, a strange fish-man crawling on all fours was waiting for us.

[Fish Human]

[A demon merchant with a fish head and a human lower body, whose skin is covered in fish scales. He was cursed forever for trying to attack the Sea God. His strength is comparable to an SS-class hunter]

“What is it? It looks disgusting…….”

It’s okay that its head is a fish, but why is it crawling on all fours like a lizard?

The fish-man, who lowered his body deeply, quietly observed us with his vivid fish eyes.

‘Demon merchants are never normal….’

At that time.

“Sanghyuk-nim!!”

The Goblin Uncle also appeared beyond the horizon.

It’s already funny that the goblin is appearing by sliding over the sea, and when I noticed, he was already nearby.

“I came to buy a special Onahole again today. Hehehe.”

He must have liked the last Onahole quite a bit, he’s already smiling.

……Did he buy it at that price and make a profit?

Amazing, my Onahole?

“…….”

Kushina suddenly hides behind my back.

She’s sobbing.

I said I wouldn’t sell it. When the demon merchant who said he would buy the Onahole actually appeared, she looked very scared.

“But. Goblin Uncle.”

“Yes?”

“This Fish…… was here first?”

“…….”

“…….”

A strange atmosphere flowed between the two demon merchants.