My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 69

Chapter 68 – Investing in Heroines

The time has come for Kim Sanghyuk, the onahole collector, to sell onaholes to a transcendent being known as the Devil Merchant to upgrade his stats.

Blue corner, Fish-man.

He doesn’t look like it at all, but he’s said to be as strong as an SS-class Hunter.

Red corner, Goblin King.

He’s the goblin I originally traded with. He’s glaring at the Fish-man like he’s an obstacle.

Now what?

Should they kill each other?

“You don’t need to worry about it, Sanghyuk-nim. This guy didn’t come to buy an onahole.”

“Onahole. Came to buy.”

The Fish-man said.

His *mal-tu* [manner of speaking] is very unique…….

“But how did you know I was selling onaholes?”

“Because of goblin. Hell world is chaos.”

“Of course, you released such a sensational item on the market. It couldn’t have stayed quiet.”

Sensational…….

It must be a devilish item.

The Goblin King looked at Kushina with shining eyes.

“Oh? Sanghyuk-nim, haven’t you already realized its taste?”

“It was an unfortunate accident. Playing with it like that isn’t my taste.”

“Ah, is that so?”

“For the record, I’m not selling her.”

I hold Kushina’s hand tightly.

“Master-nim…. I love you….”

“I don’t need pig-like human livestock either.”

“Pig-like!?! My waist is 23 inches!”

Even the fearsome Devil Merchant couldn’t accept the pig frame and launched a counterattack.

“Let me show you the goods first. Hena. Lay down the mat.”

“Okay!”

The sand might get on the merchandise.

I lay down a void mat on the beach and line up the onaholes in order.

First, the most ordinary onaholes…….

52 of them.

Goblin onaholes, Orc onaholes, Fish-man onaholes, all sorts.

“Oh! All fresh without damage.”

Fresh. That’s the right word.

Because they were kept untouched in 100% personality state.

The Fish-man was also making a mysterious reaction, shining his scales.

“Next, the masterpieces.”

The total number of masterpieces I managed to get today is eight.

“Excellent. To meet such a wonderful work again.”

Finally, the masterwork.

When the masterwork onahole I got from catching the shark giant today came out of my inventory,

the old men didn’t say anything. They just swallowed hard.

“The goods are prepared like this. What are you going to do?”

“Needless to say, I’ll buy them all!”

“Will buy! All!”

Yuuna, hanging on the void mat, looked at the excited Devil Merchants and said.

“…It’s the second time, but I can’t get used to it. The Devil Merchants wanting Sanghyuk’s onaholes like that….”

“Then let’s start with the cheap ones. All together.”

“800,000!”

“I’ll buy it for 900,000.”

“1 million!”

“1.1 million!”

The onaholes below the masterwork totaled 1,426,538 coins.

The Goblin King bought them.

Kushina was very surprised by the amount.

“No way……. Master. Were you actually a world-renowned onahole artisan?”

“I’m the only one in the world.”

…Because I’m the only protagonist of Onahole Academy.

“C, can I touch this masterwork? Sanghyuk-nim.”

“A little. Don’t put it in the hole.”

“Beautiful!!”

The Fish-man was also excited.

“I’ll buy this. 2 million.”

“No, 2.1 million.”

“Give up at least one. Greedy trash goblin.”

“Hehehe. Isn’t being greedy the same as a compliment for a merchant?”

“Don’t fight, there are two, so buy one each. Fish-man also came a long way.”

Swish.

When I held out one of the masterwork onaholes, the Fish-man’s eyeballs lit up.

“T, thank you.”

“Keuh. Sanghyuk-nim’s sea-like character……. To show kindness to such a hopeless fish head.”

“Old man, stop scratching and take this. Just pay 2 million each.”

I sold all the onaholes and gathered about 5.4 million coins.

Now it’s time to buy stats with this.

“I’ll buy stats. Old men.”

“Hehe. Of course. We’ll serve you at a cheap price.”

This much money.

I’m not going to buy a house right away, so it’s heavy to carry around.

Right now, investing most of it in stats to get stronger will earn me more coins.

Was there no bonus when I collected the masterwork onaholes at the end?

[Strength + 6]

[Stamina + 6]

[Agility + 6]

[Technique + 6]

It’s in the log.

I got quite a few stat bonuses from adding to the encyclopedia in this dungeon.

I also leveled up quite a bit…….

My current stats are…….

Kim Sanghyuk

23 Lv(D)

Strength『96』(+30)

Agility『58』(+28)

Stamina『66』(+23)

Technique『93』(+20)

(Hidden)Mana『0』(+6)

(Hidden)Charm『999』

(Hidden)Endurance『8』

‘At this rate….’

Including the collection bonus, I’d be in the top tier of B-class?

“You’ve improved a lot, Kim Sanghyuk.”

Yuuna came over and looked.

“How embarrassing.”

“What’s wrong with your girlfriend? Show me. Show me.”

“It’s about this much right now…….”

“Technique and Strength are over 100. Including the bonus?”

“That’s right.”

That’s why my martial arts are secretly strong.

In fact, I even won against Kushina.

『Firearm Proficiency』Proficiency needed to handle all firearms. The more you use it, the higher the level, and the stronger the shooting correction. Current level 8

『Martial Arts』(Master Isabella) The ability to understand and handle all martial arts. Current level 14

『Onahole Clone Martial Arts』Summons an onahole from the inventory and fights with it. The more skilled you become, the more proficient the combination becomes. Current level 4

The Glock fed with Mana Beast Bone and high technique weren’t just useless.

Raising each other’s firearm proficiency,

In the end, when the shark giant revealed its insides, I even got the MVP contribution with a sufficient finishing blow.

The tactical advantage of a gun. Can’t be ignored.

‘The stats I buy from now on will cost quite a bit…….’

I made up my mind.

Strength『130』(+30)

Agility『90』(+28)

Stamina『90』(+23)

Technique『140』(+20)

I bought a total of 137 stats around B-class.

Strength and technique definitely felt like they were approaching the threshold of A-class.

Consumption cost, 3.13 million coins.

“You really gave me a cheap price, right?”

“Of course. Of course.”

Seeing that the Fish-man didn’t say anything, it seems like it’s cheap…….

“The opportunity to buy stats from the Devil Merchant to this extent is rare!”

About 2.4 million coins left….

Looking back at the squad members, they’re stomping their feet with embarrassing expressions, pretending not to expect anything.

It seems like they’re expecting me to buy them again this time.

Okay. I’ll buy them, what.

I’m investing in the strength of our squad.

“All three of you, come here.”

I focused on buying Mana for Hena, who had the lowest overall stats.

I don’t want her weaknesses to stand out too much like Stella, so I also buy agility.

Hena didn’t know what to do, seeing the constantly rising count.

“H, hiiiiit. Y, you don’t have to buy me this much……. Coins…. Sanghyuk’s precious coins will disappear….”

“400,000 will be spent!”

“Heueeeeng!! I’ll become Sanghyuk’s slave!”

Hena’s Mana was adjusted from 67 to 120,

and agility was adjusted from 30 to 50.

Next is Yuuna.

Strength 200, Agility 180, Stamina 150…….

Yuuna’s stats are all higher than mine except for technique.

“…Strength….”

Yuuna muttered.

“Buy you strength?”

“……Yes… B, buy me….”

“Be more cute and beg.”

“B, buy me pwease.”

She even made a short-tongued sound, so cute.

“You just bought Hena without asking.”

“You’re too expensive.”

Raising strength by 20 and agility by 10 costs more than twice as much as Hena.

But I still bought it for her.

“Kyaa!! Thank you! My boyfriend is the best!”

Yuuna hugs me.

“Sanghyuk is the only one who buys stats that are hard to raise like this!”

“I guess so…….”

If we break up after this, it’s a real pushover move.

Looking at Yuuna’s heart-filled eyes, I want to get married, but that’s unlikely.

Rather, even if I tell her to break up, will she let me go?

I hug Yuuna tightly and kiss her.

“You know that I’ll be with Sanghyuk-nim for a long time, rather than a student-era lover who dates for a short time, right?”

“We’ll date for a long time….”

“I wonder, will I date longer than that bikini exposure onahole?”

“……What. How should I buy it for you.”

I turned around to see Kushina’s status window,

and she was rubbing her butt against my dick, acting cute.

“Agility? 20?”

“…Buy me as much as your girlfriend?”

“Aang.”

Ooh.

The bikini butt massages my dick.

“Please buy me~.”

“To you, who might get dragged away by the student council president by the hair?”

“I’ll take that as you’ll take responsibility and protect me that much.”

“…….”

Damn it. I live because of this butt. I do.

While buying stats, I hugged Kushina’s body from behind.

“Kyaak!”

After spreading it evenly to the squad like this, I had 1.09 million coins left on my student ID.

Still quite a lot of money.

It seemed like it would be enough to use for my family’s living expenses for three years.

“Goblin old man. Fish old man. See you next time.”

“I’ll see you again. Sanghyuk-nim. Please give us a beautiful onahole next time.”

“Will come to buy onahole again. Hope you stay healthy.”

I’m glad nothing happened.

After saying goodbye to the Devil Merchants, we waited for the dungeon to be demolished.

“Ah. I’m hungry.”

Yuuna stretches.

It must be lunchtime by now, right?

Ah. What about Kushina?

“Kushina has to eat too.”

“I’m okay. You can just throw me a triangle kimbap [Korean convenience store snack] or something later.”

“How do you solve your physiological needs in there? Is there anything difficult?”

“It was okay when I was inside? My sense of time also feels strange.”

Is that so?

Is it thanks to the inventory’s own protection function that keeps the onahole in perfect condition?

I’ve been having *jilpeonhage* [rough] sex since yesterday, but Kushina felt like she was reset to her initial state when she went in and out of the inventory.

However, there was no absurd thing like her hymen returning.

“I want to have a meal together if possible.”

“Isn’t it impossible in the student cafeteria? Kushina-ssi, you’ll stand out too much.”

That’s right.

Even if she wears a school uniform to act like an ordinary student,

First, if I don’t do something about the 「Student Council President’s Interested Student」 tag, Isabella will scold me.

“Sanghyuk-ah. Look over there. There’s something strange.”

At that time, Hena pointed to something with her staff.

A restaurant with a strangely local feel, located in the corner of the beach, was visible.

“Since when was that there?”

“It’s the beach house!”

Yuuna shouted.

What’s a beach house?

Is it like a cafe on the beach?

“Let’s go! It’s SNS time!” [Time to post on social media!]

Yuuna couldn’t suppress her curiosity and moved first.

The dungeon is cleared. There won’t be any monsters now, so it’ll be okay, right?

“Shall we eat together? Kushina. You skipped breakfast, so you must be hungry.”

“To be exact, I skipped dinner too? Because I was lying under Master and having sex.”

“……Okay. Okay. Order as much as you want.”

“Heehee.”

We entered 「The Beach House」.

A busty woman with wavy, water-colored hair was watching the open-feeling restaurant.