My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 83

Chapter 82 – OnaHole Squad

……This is quite embarrassing.

Even after busting a nut in my girlfriend’s mom’s pussy this morning,

It feels new to hold hands with my pretty girlfriend and walk to the academy.

It was an unfamiliar experience I couldn’t have imagined back in my visual novel days.

My hands are sweating.

“……”

I could see Hena was also shy. The more we felt that way, the tighter we held hands.

We even intertwined our fingers openly.

I think I’m getting an erection.

I’ve already shot my load a few times this morning, but this guy has no intention of wilting.

It’s only natural since this body has to withstand the gravity of the harem.

If I keep rubbing my dick against my women’s hills, begging to be relieved, I don’t think I’ll be able to function in daily life.

“Hena, you said there’s something today?”

Second-year locker room.

I asked Hena about today’s class while briefly checking my weapon’s condition on the spot.

“There’s an exchange event.”

“An exchange event?”

“Yeah. Other classes and other grades participate in the exploration.”

Is it a larger-scale dungeon exploration?

I know that most of the dungeons in the academy are low-grade, but I’m curious how it will proceed.

When I arrived at the classroom, everyone was already moving to the indoor training ground.

“Kim Sanghyuk! Hena! Good morning to both of you?”

My second girlfriend. Yuuna greeted me with a smile.

“Good morning.”

I hold both Hena and Yuuna’s hands at the same time.

The two of them looked up at me, their cheeks flushed.

“Let’s go too. I’ll explain the exchange event while we walk.”

“Did I say I didn’t know about it?”

“You don’t know since you haven’t done it before, right?”

“I guess so.”

My dungeon wife. She knows me too well.

Yuuna’s good point is her broad consideration and understanding. She matches my pretense of having completely lost my first-year academy memories very well.

And she’s pretty.

“The exchange event is when we gather students from other grades and classes who don’t usually interact and do a multi-dive.”

“Multi-dive?”

“It’s not like there are only dungeons where you can only enter with a 3-person squad. There are also places where all sorts of gravity waves are intricately intertwined to form a single dungeon.”

“We’re all going in there together?”

“That’s right. So you can think of it as an even more fierce contribution competition than usual.”

More fierce than usual…….

If dozens of people dive in at the same time, the MVP value will inevitably increase.

It might be a good opportunity to get rid of the D-class image?

“I’m a bit greedy for the MVP?”

“I’m here too, so it won’t be easy~?”

“Don’t underestimate my new weapon.”

It’s a shotgun that can even fire Moonlight Bullets.

I showed her the Benelli [an Italian brand of shotgun] I had on my back.

“That’s a similar weapon to that S-class Hunter?”

“I even took a special lecture.”

“It’s a good picture. Your technique has also improved, so I can’t ignore you just because you use a gun, huh?”

“Sanghyuk is cool.”

Hena smiles bashfully.

It’s time to slowly show them. I already played an active role during the Shark Giant incident, but

It’s only natural for the protagonist to monopolize opportunities and be active.

The only reason I insisted on using a gun, even though I could have done the same thing with a baseball bat, is because

It’s definitely easier.

Currently, I believe I have reached the stage where I can fully utilize the tactical advantages of firearms.

If necessary, the Personality Excretion Smash will erupt, but basically, I plan to comfortably reap the benefits just by pulling the trigger.

“Hena, are you okay?”

As we entered the indoor training ground, which was more crowded than usual,

Hena, feeling overwhelmed, stuck close to my side.

Her breasts are so soft…….

Moreover, Hena, with her forehead exposed,

Is already pretty with her big breasts, so she attracts attention.

“Our squad is getting quite a bit of attention.”

Yuuna said.

“There’s a rumor spreading behind us that I’m two-timing.”

As expected, there’s talk about whether we’re F class’s OnaHole [a derogatory term for a promiscuous woman] party.

Yuuna gave a bitter smile.

“I also had the nickname OnaHole Princess, you know.”

“Whether you like it or not, we’ve become the OnaHole Squad.”

Kushina, a real OnaHole, is also a secret member……

Even if we’re called the OnaHole Squad, there’s nothing particularly unfair about it.

We even make OnaHoles while hunting.

“Is the reason the student council president drags you around because of your OnaHole-making skills?”

“Yeah.”

To be exact, it’s Personality Excretion, but to Yuuna, Excretion and OnaHole-making are all the same perverted skill,

So there’s no point in distinguishing them.

“There are many eyes watching during the exchange event. If you’re going to hide it, you should hide it thoroughly.”

“That’s what I’m planning to do. I can earn coins with you guys.”

This time, I’m going to skip the process of excreting and making OnaHoles.

It’s not a complete secret, but my mindset is to avoid tiring work.

“There are so many people.”

There are many first-year students, and many second-year students…….

Who are those people in black suits watching us from the second floor?

Are they academy officials?

“There’s even filming equipment. What’s going on?”

“It’s Stardust.”

“Stardust?”

“Don’t you know? It’s the leading conglomerate in Korea.”

Yuuna retorted as if saying, 「You don’t know Samsung?」.

It seems to be common sense in the OnaAka [OnaHole Academy] world.

“Why are corporate people snooping around here?”

“Did you come out after meditating in the mountains?”

I guess I’d be a little frustrated if my friend asked me what Samsung was.

“But you’ll kindly explain it to me, right?”

Yuuna puffed out her chest and smiled, as if asking if that was even a question.

“Corporations and Hunters have a very close relationship. It would be troublesome if individuals monopolized all the profits generated from dungeons, right? So corporations diversify Hunters’ income, protect them, and provide convenience in many ways.”

“Like an idol agency? They’re here for scouting purposes too.”

“That’s exactly it. There are probably quite a few foreign corporate scouts too? This is the advantage of a prestigious academy.”

I knew that the exchange event was a gateway to success.

If you build up strength in the dungeon and stand out in the exchange event, corporations will make offers.

It would be convenient in many ways to become a corporate-affiliated Hunter, and you’d earn a lot of money.

“Did Yuuna become a Hunter through scouting?”

“No way. I just went to the Hunter Association on my own. It’s really amazing if you get scouted already. Usually, you get a market evaluation first.”

“Market evaluation?”

“Scouters put a value on you. That soon becomes the Hunter’s price.”

Numbers after letters? It’s really fierce.

It’s one thing to rank students from their academy days, but I think the price is a bit much.

Even if there’s romance in catching monsters and learning skills in dungeons, I realized that Korea’s fierce competitive society isn’t going anywhere.

“By the way, each company’s database is always open, so you can check it at any time.”

Yuuna showed that it was possible to check immediately.

“Okay, look. I’m at 14,950 coins.”

“Is my name there too?”

“Not yet! You have to work hard to get known.”

I’m curious.

What my highest price is.

Is it like a pirate manga bounty?

Even if it can’t be a measure of my strength, it’s an indicator that allows me to indirectly know how much influence I have.

“Oh? Hena’s there too?”

“Hena’s there?”

“Me?”

We all focus on the screen as if we didn’t expect it.

Hena…… 57,800 coins (Note 1. Very excellent appearance)

“……”

“……”

Yuuna and I simultaneously looked back at Hena’s breasts.

Hena covered her chest and lowered her head.

“S-Sorry….”

“Yeah… for women, boobs and face are important…….”

I stroked Yuuna’s hair, who was dejected.

“Yuuna is pretty too. Let’s show them properly this time.”

“It’s hard to look pretty when you’re fighting monsters….”

She’s really sulking. Yuuna.

Because she, a B-class pro Hunter, lost to Hena, who has no career.

It’s enough to hurt her pride.

“The Yuuna I’ve seen has always looked pretty when she fights?”

“There’s really only Sanghyuk…♡”

Yuuna hugged me tightly.

Pat pat.

The gazes around us were a bit cold, but so what.

We’re realizing the idea that we just need to be happy…….

However, if we make too much of a scene by making out in a place like this, we’ll be a nuisance couple.

We stop moderately and separate.

Although it’s a bit far, Serena and Stella were also visible.

There are also first-year students.

Ugh, Dihrit is also there.

“Dihrit’s market value is 210,000 coins.”

“Is it the power of an A-class mage?”

“Yeah. Mages are evaluated generously. Dihrit’s sister is also famous in the third grade.”

“I also have an A-class mage among my siblings.”

Yuuna thought for a moment.

“Sibling? Ah, the blonde one? But I’ve seen her a few times in exchange events, but she didn’t stand out as much as I thought.”

“……”

That girl. She lacks too much versatility.

She probably got tangled up because of some strange variables and couldn’t even show a tenth of her skills.

“Ah, I didn’t mean to say it badly. Don’t misunderstand.”

“No. As her brother, I know what you mean.”

“The Kannika·Sanbika sisters from the second grade are also there. Over there~.”

Are they twins? It’s hard to see because they’re far away, but I can tell that they’re pretty.

“The twins’ market value is 900,000 coins.”

“The amount suddenly goes up a lot?”

“That’s the case, especially for squads that are getting attention.”

Our OnaHole Squad doesn’t even exceed 100,000 coins combined….

“Many amazing freshmen have gathered. Valkyrie「Brigid」1.13 million. Necromancer「Kybele」2.39 million. Greatsword「Hillaria」5.11 million…….”

“……”

They’re younger than me, but they’re living in an unbelievable world.

As I looked over the promising players who were destined for success, I had a strange thought.

In the past, I wouldn’t have even approached those sparkling, top-value female students.

“Ah. Do you see that tall guy over there? That’s Vesta…… His market value is already 8 million. He’s handsome and has a reputation for being kind. He has many female fans, and above all, his ability is…….”

I grabbed Yuuna’s hand tightly, as if to block her mouth.

“Ugh!?”

“Hey. Enough with the guy talk. Don’t do it.”

“……”

Yuuna’s cheeks flushed.

“Ugh… Okay…. I was wrong. Sanghyuk….”

I got angry when another guy’s name came out of my girlfriend’s mouth, so I just cut it off.

Who cares about promising male players? Skip it.

Dihrit isn’t that high compared to the big talk she made.

Considering that most of the hundreds of people gathered here are people who haven’t even received a proper value evaluation like me, it’s high, but still.

‘……I have to exceed that much.’

The protagonist’s blood is boiling.

Why am I at 0 coins? A part of me that couldn’t accept that was born.

“Ah….”

At that time, Yuuna seemed to have her eyes stolen by someone.

I followed that gaze and unconsciously stared blankly.

There was an unbelievably pretty girl among the first-year students.

Her atmosphere alone was too different.

The girl, wearing custom armor over her uniform, seemed to be solo without any companions.

No one can approach her.

Her hair was light red. Her face was really neat and she had the feeling of a pretty girl.

“I thought she was still on an overseas expedition.”

“Who is she?”

“Quintia. The Sword Saint’s daughter.”

It was faster to find her market value at the top.

I could find her name in the top line where the number of 0s changed quickly.

“It’s 130 million coins.”

I was purely impressed.

It’s an overwhelming difference that I don’t even think I can catch up to right now.

How could she receive such an evaluation at such a young age?

“……”

“Yuuna?”

“I knew her before I entered the academy… so I’m a bit nervous. She’s coming to this exchange event.”

“Have you ever talked to her?”

“……No. I just learned her sword skills by watching…….”

Is it like an admiring junior?

[「Insight·Red」activated]

Instantly, I was startled and turned off the skill.

Because I thought Quintia, who was far away, had turned to look this way.

Did she notice? No, more than that…….

That girl’s eyes were also red for a moment?

‘Could it be…….’

……Is it the same skill!?

Among the things I received from En-chan, only this is not 「Authority」.

It’s just a skill with a high rank.

It wouldn’t be strange if someone had the original.

The same Insight Red holder.

Quintia stared at me intently.

‘……Oh. I’ve been caught.’

I pretend not to know and turn my eyes away.

It wouldn’t be good to be targeted already…….

“Sanghyuk. The professor is coming.”

Hena calls me.

Then, someone appeared beyond the open training ground door, and the venue became surprisingly quiet.

‘Huh? Ceridwen?’