My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 86

Chapter 85 – What If I Really Hug You?

Clearly, in my memory, the market value of the twin sisters was 900,000 coins.

That’s a duo with a net worth of about 900 million won in Korean currency [approximately $750,000 USD]. I’m not trying to disregard Serena’s friends, but can we really win against them in our current state?

The difference in value is so great that I already feel overwhelmed.

‘Isn’t the balance too messed up? This….’

It would be nice if they gave us time to calmly sort out our thoughts, but everyone has already gotten off the carriage.

“…But why are we being executed with the rebels?”

Sarika muttered, still pretending to be tied up.

“So, according to the actual scenario, the thief runs away here and gets shot by an arrow and dies.”

“…….”

Of course.

Just because the situation is similar doesn’t mean it will proceed exactly like the game I know.

First of all, the characters are different.

We are academy students who came to clear this dungeon from Essol Academy.

That means we have to be faithful to our respective roles….

Those twin sisters probably haven’t been diving for long either.

Could it be that they lack information about the current situation?

Which one is the older sister and which is the younger sister? They’re completely identical blonde, yellow-eyed twins, so I can’t tell them apart.

“Oh. It’s the handsome Kim Sanghyuk.”

“It’s the onahole man from Class F.”

The lovely blonde twin sisters, Kannika and Sanbika, recognized me.

“You’re not going to execute us, are you? We’re fellow academy students; you can’t do that.”

“Yeah. I don’t mean it.”

“But we’ll take the rebel leader.”

“We’ll punish you if you resist. Onahole man.”

If the rebel leader is Isolde, she was filming me from behind.

“Hey…….”

“Serena’s brother. Please save me~. If you save me, I’ll suck you off as a reward☆”

“Is it okay for everyone’s idol to say something like that!?”

As soon as the broadcast-friendly comment ended, Isolde turned off her phone screen and let out a deep sigh.

“Pingsol is the fairy of NTR [Netorare, a Japanese term for a genre of media where a character is sexually involved with someone else’s partner], so it’s okay.”

What kind of concept is that?

Suddenly, donation messages popped up around the phone so we could see them too.

– Kaaaaa! No! Protect our Sol!

“Ah~ Thank you for the 150 coins, Mr. RealLoser! With just this much, maybe I should just kiss Alpha Male Sanghyuk sunbae~?”

“…….”

To say that to someone who donated 150 coins….

A cute pink magic wand suddenly appears in Sol’s hand.

“What’s that?”

“I get a weapon when I receive donations.”

That’s an even more chaotic talent than mine.

“You didn’t really take the sucking thing seriously, did you?”

“…No, I didn’t!”

This girl.

She confuses people by alternating between a cute tone for broadcasting and her usual dry tone.

Like a sly pink-haired streamer!

“But fighting in this situation is too disadvantageous for us.”

The twin sisters nod.

“That’s right~.”

“And it says Onahole Man Kim Sanghyuk is unaffiliated?”

“I…….”

“If you catch that pink-haired junior over there, we’ll accept you as one of us. Onahole man.”

“Don’t you think it’s better to side with pretty twin sisters?”

…Twin sisters’ side….

I’m slightly tempted.

“Give up! Magical Girl Pingsol isn’t going to give an opening to her friend’s brother, who’s a D-class.”

…So, if the Alpha Male Sanghyuk sunbae thing was a broadcast comment, this side seems to be serious.

It is strange that she is treating me, a D-class who hasn’t shown anything, as a force to be reckoned with.

“D-class? That’s strange?”

“D-class?”

The twin sisters seemed to have pretty good instincts.

“We don’t feel like Sanghyuk is D-class.”

“Yeah. Sanghyuk is strong, right? Not as strong as us, though.”

It would be nice if they let their guard down.

Fighting the blonde twin sisters here is not the best option.

But…….

“Sorry, but I can’t be on your side.”

I took out Glock and held it.

“Why? Because of Deehirit?”

“It’s famous that the two of you don’t get along.”

“That’s part of it, but the biggest reason is.”

This must be right.

I’m here in Serena’s place now.

“Serena wouldn’t abandon her friend.”

[You have chosen the rebels]

[Promoting to 【Rebel Warrior】]

“I have no choice.”

“It’s going to hurt a little. Onahole man.”

Just as the blonde twin sisters were about to start fighting,

A large spire collapses!

“Twins! Help me!!”

Deehirit’s cry was heard.

Looking over there, a woman with a greatsword was rampaging like crazy.

Net worth 5.11 million coins, it’s Hillaria……!

“Why is the world’s greatest general so weak! Huh? You should have made me the general! You stupid bastards!”

“Ugh, this crazy, rhino-like woman…!!”

They’re rebels too!

It seems like she knew she had to cause a commotion and is acting like a beast to fit the role.

Hillaria was an incredibly physically fit female student with a tall, sturdy figure like a radar.

She wears her braided hair down to her waist and crushes the spires with a house-sized greatsword in one hand.

“Now’s the time!”

In that moment when the twin sisters’ attention was briefly focused,

I quickly shot at the soldiers surrounding us!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

One shot, one shot!

I quickly take down each target, switching shooting directions with precision!

[Level of firearm proficiency has increased]

[Switching to tactical shooting]

[Quick enemy kill pt+3]

[Quick enemy kill pt+4]

[Bold decision pt+1]

Did I really do this?

My hands were shaking because I couldn’t believe I had taken down eight people at once.

To compare it to a computer game, my body understands exactly where the aim will go when I move the mouse.

“Magic wand from Mr. RealLoser, go☆ Yaap!!”

Whoosh!!

A 150-coin fire show!

When Isolde waved her magic wand, a huge flame erupted, and the twins had no choice but to move away from us for a moment.

As the number of Imperial Army NPCs [Non-Player Characters] decreased, the rebel NPCs began to rampage all at once!

“Protect Isolde-nim!”

“Waaaaa!”

“This way! Run!”

I took Sarika and Isolde and ran.

We have to get out of here!

“Where are you going!”

Just as the twin sisters were about to move, a female warrior flew out of the broken spire and appeared, slamming her greatsword down.

Kuuuuung!!

A ground tremor like an earthquake. Then, Hillaria waved her dark greatsword and shouted at us.

“Go!”

“Thank you, junior!”

At that level, she could destroy everything by herself.

A huge number of Imperial Army soldiers are gathering around. We have to find an escape route……!

Sarika protected our rear, blocking the pursuing Imperial Army.

“Did you find the way? Sunbae-nim!”

“I’ll check!”

[「Insight・Hong」activated]

The way to the underground. I found it!

I immediately entered the empty castle tower, brought Sarika and Isolde inside, and bolted the door.

Thump thump! Thump thump thump!

Seeing them banging as if they were going to break down the door, we won’t last long here either.

We hurry down the stairs to the underground.

The lower part was connected to a cave, and there was an iron gate with a lock on the passage leading outside.

“This is……! I’ll take a look!”

Sarika seemed to have realized something.

“There’s a lockpick on the next table. I’m a thief, so I can remove the lock with my skill……!”

Bang bang!

I shot the lock off with a gun and kicked it.

“This is called door breaching.”

It refers to the technique of smashing a door with a gun.

Do you think a cute lock from the Middle Ages can stop me?

[Destroy and proceed pt+5]

The outside gods also say it’s good.

“Let’s just think about getting out of here first.”

Narrowing down my goal, I took out the Benelli from my inventory.

I deliberately left the chamber empty so I could fire an instant shot in case of an emergency, slung it over my shoulder, aimed the Glock forward, and moved forward.

Every time a goblin poked its head out of the cave, I blew it away.

[Tactical Shooting Pt+3]

[Tactical Shooting Pt+3]

[Bold Execution Pt+4]

Bang! Bang! Bang!

If a shell gets stuck in the Glock, I nonchalantly switch to the Python and shoot.

The goblins that appeared along the way couldn’t even scream and fell over.

I’ve already caught countless goblins.

I can see all their movements.

“Sunbae-nim…….”

“Why? Keep going. I’ll watch your back.”

Sarika and Isolde looked at me as if they were seeing a ghost.

“……I heard you were… D-class… ?”

“A D-class who’s a little good at shooting.”

What should I say to explain this?

“There’s no way there’s a D-class who gets headshots dozens of times. You’re amazing…….”

Isolde also grabbed my sleeve tightly.

“Why, Isolde?”

“If Sanghyuk sunbae carries us like this.”

“If I carry you?”

“I might really have to suck you off…….”

Isolde’s ears turned red.

“……So why are you doing such a lewd and decadent streamer thing.”

“Lewd and decadent streamer? I’m the fairy of NTR who gives cum fodder to NTR lovers beyond the screen?”

“It’s lewd and decadent!”

What is NTR in this day and age? NTR!

It’s utterly hideous.

“The ritual of viewers who love NTR idol Pingsol worshiping sunbae as the absolute alpha male of our broadcast has just ended.”

“I don’t understand any of that……. But I can’t just do it carelessly.”

They both seemed to agree on that point.

“Let’s go. I’ll protect you.”

“……Eup….”

“Ah….”

Both of their eyes are strange.

No, I’m not flirting with girls right now.

I can also see the chat window floating around the smartphone.

Boom boom!

Donations are pouring in.

– No!! Please, Serena’s brother, don’t make our Sol’s womb go kyunkyun [a Japanese onomatopoeia for a throbbing or excited feeling] as you please!

“Ah. Thank you for the 50 coin donation, Mr. 3cmDefeatJuji. Even if you say that, it’s already kyunkyun~.”

– Sarika-chan also ovulates in front of the alpha male!!

“Uh-oh? I told you to ban anyone who says weird things to my friend, right?”

‘The worst viewers…….’

They’re enjoying the situation where the streamer they’re simping for is being taken away by an alpha male.

Soon, I could hear the footsteps of soldiers following us.

For now, we have no choice but to go forward.

As a result of going straight through the cave along the spring water flowing on the floor until the cold wind became stronger,

The exit was slowly visible.

Two large snowmen were standing guard in front of it.

The last sentinels?

“We can’t break through easily?”

“There they are! Catch them!”

As the soldiers rushed in, Sarika turned around and drew her sword.

“I’ll block them here!”

“Okay. Isolde. Let’s break through together.”

Isolde notched an arrow on the bow she received with a 50-coin donation.

“What about that magic from before?”

“I’ve used up all my uses.”

“…….”

Sigh. I have no choice but to do it myself.

“Lure one of them over here. I’ll take care of it.”

“Are you going to be okay alone? If it’s a snowman, it’s at least B-class, so it’s really dangerous.”

Is this Isolde’s real self?

It feels strange again because she’s talking without any broadcast tone.

“Sanghyuk sunbae?”

She’s also big-breasted and pretty.

If she didn’t do weird things, she would really be…….

No, let’s not think strange things….

“Yeah. I’m okay alone.”

While Sarika was taking down the Imperial soldiers who were poking their heads out of the narrow passage one by one,

I waited for Isolde to lure one of them outside, making sure the snowman didn’t notice.

“Guuuk!”

“Go that way. Sanghyuk sunbae!”

I loaded the Benelli with 12-gauge buckshot,

I hid behind a stone pillar, turned my body slightly, stepped forward, and fired at the snowman.

「Personality Discharge Lead Shot」

Thung!

Just one shot.

The recoil, which was different from a rifle and I had never felt before, shook my body.

‘Good. I know exactly how it feels…!’

Clang!

A thick shell casing pops out with the pump action.

“Kuheok!!”

The snowman collapsed, spewing jelly from a single shot of lead bullets.

As expected, it’s a shotgun.

There’s no way the impact is insufficient.

“Become an onahole.”

Before anyone sees it, I turn it into an onahole and collect it in my inventory.

[Snowman Onahole (Handmade)]

[An onahole with a pleasant coolness and delicate tightness]

[Rarity B+]

[Tightness A Durability A Warmth A Reaction A]

[Snowman onahole has been collected]

[Strength +3]

[Agility +3]

[Stamina +3]

“Next.”

“Kuuuuk!”

“I heard the sound and I’m going! Sanghyuk sunbae! Be careful!”

Isolde shouts to warn me of the danger.

I know too.

Thung!!

I pour out a barrage of lead bullets to make it quiet.

“Ke, keeek.”

It twists its body as if insisting that it can still move,

But personality discharge has already begun.

The snowman spilled white jelly, and I also made it into an onahole and collected it.

‘Neat.’

[Snowman simultaneous removal pt+10]

[Perfect shot Pt+15]

[Ally protection Pt+3]

“Let’s go now!”

“Yes!”

Now it’s my turn to block!

While Sarika and Isolde ran out, I bought time by suppressing fire on the soldiers following behind.

“Sunbae-nim, you can come now!”

Seeing our leader get out of the cave, I also put away my gun and ran.

Goal!

[Dungeon Clear]

[『Final Contribution』pt.53]

[『Squad Contribution』pt.109]

The surrounding space is quickly being demolished.

Already?

[Moving to neutral zone]

We cleared the dungeon, but we were transferred to a colorless space with nothing but reality.

“Sunbae-nim! We cleared it!”

“Good job. Sarika.”

“Sunbae-nim was so cool.”

It’s embarrassing.

“I’m sorry for underestimating you because you were D-class.”

“No. You could do that.”

Isolde was staring intently at her smartphone.

“This is a disaster.”

“Why?”

“Sanghyuk sunbae saved me, but I didn’t suck him off, so I’m being plastered with negative comments.”

“You seem calm for that?”

“I know how to handle perverts well. Pingsol is the fairy of NTR, after all.”

“…….”

What. Are you really going to lick and suck?

“Just pretend to do it near my neck. Like this, grab it so that the top is cut off……. Sarika. Please film it.”

“U-uh? Uh.”

“…….”

I leaned in a little, and Isolde wrapped her arms around my neck and acted like a lover.

“This is what happened because you guys didn’t protect me.”

Isolde sucked on the back of her hand near my neck.

This is also kind of sexy…….

“Look at sunbae’s sturdy body and shoulders. Women are just done for when they’re hugged by a man like this, right? You can never do it with your pot bellies.”

Surprisingly, there are no negative comments.

“Chup. Chup…. Sunbae. I like kissing sunbae…….”

“……Am I kissing you?”

– ㅋㅋㅋ That’s right

– You got caught not being serious NTR

– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The man is so honest

“…….”

“…….”

Isolde stared at me intently.

“……Not this. Should I hug you? Then?”

You said that women are done for when they are hugged by ‘this kind of man’.

I suddenly hugged Isolde tightly.

The sensation of her soft breasts spread through my body.

“Heugeuk!?”

Isolde jumped and straightened her back.

“Why?”

Hug…….

“……Ah… Ah… What if I really… hug you…….”

The chat window is being updated at a terrifying speed.

There are 5,000 viewers.

“……What if I really… hug you…….”

“Isn’t this it?”

This time, I suck on the neck of everyone’s idol, Pingsol.

“Hic!! Don’t really suck…… .Eung… No!”

– What the fuck? Where are you sucking?

– No!

– Please let our Sol go!! Uaaaaaak!!!

“What do you mean let go? I like it so much.”

Is this what it feels like?

Hugging and rubbing everyone’s idol Pingsol.

“I told you not to…. Ah…♡♡ I hate it when you smell me.”

Donations poured in up to 800 coins with a real hug.

“Is that enough now?”

“…….”

Isolde, with a flushed face, nodded.