My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 87

Chapter 86 – An Alpha Male for the Big-Breasted Junior

But, are we in first place?

There was one person ahead of us in the neutral zone.

Quintia, the Sword Saint’s daughter, whose value is said to be 100 million coins.

We lost first place.

I thought I woke up pretty quickly, but the reality is different.

“Does she always go around alone?”

“Ah, yes…. Even if you talk to her, she only answers briefly….”

I don’t know how revered the Sword Saint is.

The fact that she has the same red eyes as me is strangely bothering me.

Does she feel the same way?

‘……Ah. We made eye contact.’

But Quintia only showed a slight interest in me before turning her head away.

She didn’t approach me first.

It would be strange to go talk to her…….

[Entering the next dungeon in 600 seconds]

It’s not over yet.

Are we going to the next dungeon with the same members?

Isolde and Sarika were already sticking to me as if they were following me.

“Want a drink?”

I take out a bottle of water from my crossbody bag.

“Thank you, Senior.”

“I’ll enjoy it.”

“Did you turn off the broadcast?”

“Yes.”

Isolde, when she’s not streaming, is quite docile.

“I’m sorry for embarrassing you, even if it was just for the show. It’s a talent that helps me that way.”

“No, I went too far too. I’ll apologize.”

“Don’t apologize, because I’m going to clip it and upload it to YouTube later.”

“……Distribute the profits properly when they come out.”

NTR [Netorare, a Japanese term for cheating] streamer Pingsol.

How much of it is business, and how much of it is genuine talent?

I’m surprised that there was another… *unique* talent that wasn’t inferior to the Onahole Collector.

“Gulp, gulp….”

Sol filled her stomach with the water I gave her and wiped her mouth.

“If you become a regular alpha male on Pingsol TV…”

“Don’t latch onto guys and do that, even if it’s just for a show.”

“The 『NTR Streaming』 talent can’t help but be like this. Senior Sanghyuk knows that well, right?”

It’s a really terrible talent…….

“Is the boyfriend role me?”

“I prefer a handsome and trustworthy senior if possible.”

Haaa…….

Even if I tell her not to do that,

It’s no use me saying anything when I’m collecting Onaholes because of the Onahole Collector talent.

“Have you ever asked another guy to do this?”

“No. It’s only been a month since I awakened this talent.”

A month ago…….

It’s similar to when I possessed Onahole Academy.

“I was making a virtual boyfriend and playing with viewers and getting donations, but the short with Senior Sanghyuk was a big hit.”

“Ah, ‘I linked arms with my friend’s older brother’…… that one?”

“Yes. That’s when the channel’s direction became clear.”

“Okay. I’ll do it when I get the chance.”

I decided to become her alpha male.

“But don’t do that to other guys.”

“Are you going to possessively monopolize everyone’s idol Pingsol in that way?”

“It doesn’t matter, does it? You’re not a regular streamer, you’re an NTR streamer.”

Show off that you have a boyfriend,

Shouldn’t we be lovey-dovey together?

Maybe it’ll become real while acting…?

“I have something to tell you guys too.”

I briefly told them about the characteristics of the 「Onahole Collector」.

That I can give buffs to the women in the party.

That I can catch monsters and turn them into Onaholes.

“I actually made a Yeti into an Onahole and collected two of them.”

“…….”

Sarika is too shy to say anything.

I don’t show them in detail and put them back in the Onaben [Onahole container, a play on ‘Obento’ lunchbox].

“So don’t be surprised if a monster spits out something weird and collapses.”

“Yes. Senior.”

“You’re D-rank but you’re easily defeating B-rank Yetis and turning them into Onaholes, that’s amazing. Senior.”

“Right. Maybe I’ve been a bit underestimated?”

Now it’s Sarika’s turn.

“Sarika, what’s your talent?”

“Yes?”

“We didn’t have time to talk because we came in a hurry.”

“Ah… I… can use 「Storm Swordsmanship」….”

“Ooh….”

That’s cool.

“It’s a good talent, but I’m ashamed to say that my skills are lacking… so I haven’t been able to fully unleash its potential.”

“You’re a freshman. Your growth potential is endless.”

“Yes…! I want to properly handle Storm Swordsmanship in this exchange event…!”

One is a lewd and decadent streamer,

Isn’t the other a sparkling freshman straight out of a painting?

“Senior Sanghyuk. The way you look at me and Sarika is too different.”

“A docile and cute girl like Sarika is more lovable than a weird streamer who suddenly asks me to be her alpha male.”

“Oh oh. Is that flirting? Are you seducing an innocent girl with that handsome face and playing with her?”

“…….”

Sarika’s ears are turning red, so it’s not a joke.

I realize once again that after becoming this appearance, the threshold for women’s affection─the minimum value for feeling affection─has become very low.

The memories of when I was ugly should be forgotten by now, but they sometimes surge up.

‘These are feelings I wouldn’t have known if I was born like this.’

The more I think about how easily I’m gaining affection now,

I can only let out a hollow laugh.

“Aren’t you hungry? The next dungeon is coming up soon, should we put something simple in our stomachs?”

I take out an energy bar and split it in half for them.

I just took out a new one and ate it.

“Thank you, Senior.”

“I’ll enjoy it.”

Chomp chomp.

The two cute juniors are eating well.

It’s fun to give them food.

Before entering the next dungeon, the rebel warrior who helped us arrived.

“Heeuh!”

It’s Hilla.

She’s a little over 170cm tall? I thought she was amazing when I saw her from afar, but she’s really a warrior herself.

But when I saw her face up close, she looked younger than I thought, like a freshman.

Does she have red hair too?

Unlike Quintia’s faded peach-like red, it’s completely red hair, and her eyes are gray.

As tall as she is, her breasts and butt are also amazing.

“Hilla!”

Sarika goes to talk to her first.

“Thank you. I escaped thanks to you.”

“Where is our rebel leader, Isolde?”

“Don’t use ‘-nim’ [honorific suffix in Korean]. It’s embarrassing.”

The freshmen smile and greet each other in a friendly manner.

I took a step back, and Hilla glanced at me and scratched her head.

“Oh, D-rank Senior? You were pretty good!? I looked at you again.”

“When did you see me? Doing that.”

“I saw you at the beginning. Bang, bang, bang, breaking through the encirclement.”

She managed to see that while fighting Dihirit.

“Bang, bang, bang, D-rank Senior Kim Sanghyuk.”

“We’re in the same rebel group, right? Hehe. Let’s make the Imperial Army guys regret it. Bang, bang Senior.”

“Okay.”

She’s a junior I’m meeting for the first time, but I feel like we’re getting along well.

Hilla and I shook hands tightly.

Ooh.

What, is this a strength test? She keeps putting in strength, so I don’t want to lose either.

“Heuum!!”

Oh ho?

I keep putting in strength too. It was a pointless battle of pride.

“Bang, bang Senior, you’re pretty strong?”

“I was actually talking about how I might have been underestimated.”

“That’s for sure. I think your hand bones would have been crushed by that just now if you were D-rank.”

“Why are you doing such a murderous handshake!?”

“It’s okay because it didn’t break~! Haha!”

Did you want to see me scream in pain and kneel down….

Anyway, ‘strength’.

Hilla was ‘strength’ itself. I feel like my eyes are getting healthier from the aura of healthiness emanating from her whole body.

Radar’s body also feels like it’s been trained without any gaps and has a low body fat percentage, but if that feels decadent, this one is really fresh.

“Leave it to me to wipe out the Imperial Army next time too!”

“The scenario just now was a victory for the rebels, right?”

“Of course. We rescued the leader who was caught without a hitch, right? Now it’s a counterattack!”

“…….”

Serena, who was kicked out of the squad,

And Hena, who will be waiting for me, are bothering me.

I was thinking that for a moment…….

[Entering the next dungeon]

Quintia had already dived in and was gone.

“Let’s go too.”

We’ll all meet eventually.

The exchange event is just the beginning.

“I’m solo, so I’ll go first~!”

Hilla slings her greatsword over her shoulder and disappears.

We followed her and entered the next dungeon.

[A forest with a cold night breeze]

[Create a rebel base! There are rumors that terrifying monsters live here]

Hueok.

As soon as I arrived, I thought I was going to freeze to death.

It’s originally a cold region, but a full-fledged cold wind started blowing as it got dark.

There was even snow on the ground.

“Hiyak!”

I also heard Sarika’s cute scream.

Bone-chilling cold as soon as we woke up. It’s a harsh environment, especially for Sarika and Sol, whose thighs are exposed.

Is Hilla not here? It seems like we’ve scattered somewhere again.

“Are you guys okay?”

“C-cold. Senior.”

“U-woo woo…….”

“I’ll see if there’s a place to warm up.”

[「Insight·Crimson」activated]

It seems like this place is quite far from that castle.

「The rebels escape with the rebel leader Isolde and create a new base……」

Is this a world where that scenario is unfolding?

It’s already very different from what I know, but what’s certain is that if the rebels lose Isolde, they’ll lose.

“There’s a cave about 1.8km in this direction. Let’s go.”

“Will it be… okay?”

“There’s no time to worry about whether it’s okay or not. You’re going to freeze to death.”

Your thighs are already red.

I felt sorry for them, so I took off my school uniform jacket.

The two of them went under my coat and huddled together, shivering.

The wind is that strong. It looked like it would turn into a blizzard soon.

“You don’t have dive sickness, do you? Check your equipment and let’s go.”

Before I knew it, I was talking like Yuuna.

We were fortunately able to approach the cave without any interference.

And there….

“Hic…. Hieeuk……. Run away……!”

I found a male student wearing the Etssol Academy uniform.

The male student had a stiff face as if he had seen something indescribably terrifying,

He crawled out on all fours and collapsed.

“…….”

“…….”

Shhh.

The terrified male student uses the to leave the dungeon.

Second and third screams were echoing softly from inside.

And the sound of using the echoed one after another.

‘There’s something there.’