My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 88

Chapter 87 – How an NTR Streamer Survives

“What should we do, Senior?”

“There’s no way to avoid the cold. We move forward.”

“Just a moment…”

Isolde seemed to have something in mind.

I stopped at the cave entrance, barely able to block the wind, and waited for her.

“Hello~! It’s your idol, Ssol! Today’s content~!”

…Amazing.

Even in this extreme situation, her broadcasting *aegyo* [acting cute] keeps flowing.

About 500 people instantly connected to the surprise live stream.

– God D-guy next to Ssol *쨩* [honorific]

– What were you doing while the broadcast was off?

– You guys were secretly making out, weren’t you?

“Of course~. Since you guys didn’t protect me with donations, Sanghyuk senior and I did a lot of *chu-chu* [kissing sounds].”

Boom!

Donations exploded again.

– ㅠㅠㅠㅠ Please don’t take our Ssol

“Ah! God D-guy Kim Sanghyuk Hooray~~ Thank you for the 50 coins donation.”

“…Is it okay to be doing this right now?”

“*Aychaam*~ [endearing term] Our Sanghyuk senior is just watching what Ssol is doing.”

Isolde stepped forward in a cute tone,

and summoned a bunch of hot packs with the donations she received from viewers.

“…….”

Hot packs.

They were a very necessary item right now.

“Your talent is very useful.”

It’s not just about summoning weapons.

“I have a list of things I can receive with donations.”

“What about the 800 coins you received earlier? Can you use those too?”

“If I turn off the broadcast, they all disappear. Ah, they do get deposited into my bank account, though.”

I see….

“Why did you turn off the broadcast, then?”

“…….”

Isolde was about to say something but then tightly shut her mouth.

Her cheeks are red. Is she very cold?

“…Here’s a hot pack~ D-class *oppa* [term for older brother/male friend].”

“Ah. Yeah. Thanks.”

“Sarica too.”

We not only warmed our hands with the hot packs we received, but also,

we stuck them in the inner pockets of our uniforms, gaining warm comfort for our chilled bodies.

[NTR Hot Pack]

[A hot pack created with NTR donations by everyone’s idol, precious and pretty Pingssol. It is far warmer than ready-made products]

“…….”

The item name is a bit….

“I meant to warm up a bit before going….”

“It’s fine.”

“It’s too dark inside, would it be okay? Should we just wait for daylight at the entrance….”

“If we do that, and some unidentified monster comes out, we’ll be immediately chased out.”

I checked the compensator attached to my Glock 19 while waiting for the two of them.

Fortunately, I had done some fun tinkering with my pistol, feeling the need for light during the zombie apocalypse dungeon.

It’s a Surefire.

Flash!!!

“Darkness is not a problem.”

Don’t underestimate modern flashlight technology.

The Surefire is a flashlight made for extreme situations, so once you turn it on, it’s not just 「shining brightly.」

Due to its insane light output, if you shine it in someone’s eyes, it even has the effect of blinding them like a flashbang.

What happens if you shoot that inside a cave?

It exposes all the damp secrets the cave is hiding.

The visibility instantly increased dramatically.

“You’re very prepared, Senior.”

“I didn’t think about hot packs.”

I never expected to fall into the backwoods.

But as long as I have Surefire, the god of indoor battles.

There will be no sudden attacks in the dark.

“If it’s this bright, I think I can be of help too.”

Sarica drew her sword.

“Shall we go after warming up? It’ll be much more comfortable to rest inside.”

“…To get a sleeping bag… I need donations….”

…….

While Isolde was coming up with an NTR scenario to get donations,

Sarica and I steadily moved forward.

[Calm Progress Pt + 3]

[Cooperation with Sarica Pt + 2]

Sarica also seemed to be receiving pleasant score notification messages.

“If we clear this place, we can make a rebel base, right?”

“Yes. I’d also like to be a rebel warrior instead of a thief soon.”

“Can the leader promote you?”

Isolde and Sarica paused.

A brief role-playing moment.

“I hereby appoint you as a rebel warrior. Sarica Milfy.”

“Thank you. The true king of this land.”

[Role Playing Pt+3]

[Good Immersion Pt+2]

Oh. I got points too.

“Is this it right away?”

“Yes. I think so.”

I took a breath.

“…Isolde-nim, I will secure the interior first. Please follow safely.”

[Good Immersion Pt+2]

“Hehe. The bodyguard is very handsome…. Come into my bedroom tonight.”

“Sol… I don’t think that’s it….”

“…….”

Sol’s face turned tomato-red because I didn’t say anything.

Creating an NTR scenario isn’t easy either.

Chat messages popped up around her smartphone.

– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ [laughing sounds]

– Moment of black history creation ㄷㄷ [shorthand for ‘daedanhada’, meaning ‘amazing’ or ‘epic’]

– This is our innocent Sol ㅠㅠ [crying emoticons]

“Senior. There’s a monster ahead.”

“Where.”

The monster reads the atmosphere better.

As we reached the depths of the cave where the sound of the wind couldn’t be heard, a skeleton greeted us.

[Tactical Shooting Activated]

Bang! Bang!

I blew the skeleton’s head off as soon as I saw it.

Even though it stubbornly got up, Sarica struck them with a sword imbued with the power of wind.

Boom!!

The bone fragments scattered cleanly with the wind pressure.

“Nice.”

“Thanks to you shining the light brightly… Ah!”

“Uh-oh. Don’t look back. It’s blinding.”

“Ugh… Yes….”

“When fighting in the front, only look forward. I’ll shine the light.”

[「Insight・Crimson」Activated]

[The magic of a witch reviving the dead is abundant]

[Restriction by ■■Regulation■■]

What? Insight is getting nerfed?

It doesn’t seem like there are any malicious traps at first glance….

There are more than 10 traces of using Black Illusion Feathers. In other words, there are double-digit numbers of guys who challenged this place and failed.

The totems made of dead animal bones were gradually increasing along the way.

“I found a manuscript. Senior.”

“Manuscript?”

Why in this cave….

“It warns that a hideous witch lives inside.”

[Warning Discovered Pt+3]

Sarica continued acting with a shy face.

“If there’s something like this, the soldiers won’t be able to rest easy. Let’s eliminate the source of the rumors.”

[Excellent Acting Pt+5]

Good.

“Let’s do that. Sarica comrade.”

[A Good Match Pt+2]

“Did I do well?”

“You did well. Sarica. It’s much better than entering the bedroom tonight.”

“Puh-huh…!”

Isolde said, trembling.

“I won’t give you a hot pack if you drop it. Sarica….”

“Sorry…!”

Haha.

Serena probably went around with these guys because it was fun to tease them?

At that moment. Something cut through the wind in the cave and hit the back of Sarica’s head.

Thwack!

“Ugh-ah!”

I shielded the fallen Sarica and fired my gun inside.

Bang! Bang!

“Are you okay?”

“Yes… It feels like I was hit with a rock….”

A distorted, eerie voice seemed to echo from inside the cave.

“…Don’t come….”

I immediately used Insight.

[Formless Magic Bullet]

[Shoots magic power in the form of bullets. Excellent stealth]

[Power D+ Range D+ Surprise Correction +1]

[A basic magic bullet used by a magician with the rare talent 「Magic Power: Emptiness」. It is not easily visible]

This magic is……?

‘Could it be…….’

“Senior!”

“Ugh!”

This time, a barrage of magic bullets flew towards the lower side, and Sarica covered my body.

We had no choice but to duck down and wait for the magic bullets to pass.

“What should we do?”

“Let’s retreat for now. Then we’ll strategize….”

“Kyaa!!?”

That scream was Isolde’s.

Suddenly, the floor we were standing on collapsed, and we fell into a pit.

“Ugh! ?”

Unable to do anything, Sarica and I became entangled.

It wasn’t a situation to be thinking about anything lewd, but I couldn’t help but think about Sarica’s soft skin.

“It’s a pit trap! Be careful!”

It’s over if we lose the light now.

I gripped the Glock tightly and aimed carefully, not missing a single skeleton falling to the bottom of the pit.

Sarica also hurriedly shook off the dirt and got up to fight.

‘There was no pit trap like this. Did I miss something?’

Anyway, right now, all I can do is defeat the skeletons that have launched a full-scale attack.

There were times when I had to smash the Benelli’s receiver like a blunt weapon because I was in a hurry.

[Grasping the enemy’s movements with martial arts]

The knife wielded by the skeleton in a narrow space was threatening enough.

“So, Sol can’t do close combat!”

“Come behind me! I’ll protect you!”

We continue to fight in the pit without a moment to breathe.

[Executioner Pt+5]

[Accurate Aim Pt+10]

[Group Hunting Pt+3]

It was only when a pile of bones had accumulated under our feet that we were able to slowly crawl out.

I pulled Sarica and Isolde up, and we held a brief strategy meeting with our backs to the passage where the magic bullet barrage was pouring in.

“Both of you, stay here without making a sound.”

“Senior… Do you have any kind of plan?”

I turned off the Surefire on my pistol.

Darkness immediately surrounded us.

“I’m going to approach stealthily alone.”

To avoid the magic bullet barrage, I need to advance with an even lower crawl.

It’s better for me to do it than for the skin of the skirt-wearing female students to be scratched on the stone floor.

“It’s too dangerous. The opponent is a witch.”

“You guys keep drawing attention here. By hitting the walls or making noise. That’s the plan.”

– ㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱ [go go go]

– ㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱ [go go]

– Wow, he seems to be the bravest D-class I’ve ever seen

– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ [laughing sounds] Carry machine is crazy

– ㄹㅇ [real] Just Sol, hold Alpha male Sanghyuk-nim’s hand tightly and walk the flowery path [live a good life]

“…….”

“…….”

I felt quite embarrassed seeing the messages visualized and coming out of the smartphone.

“…Everyone seems to agree.”

“The man who joined your party is muddying the waters too much. Sorry.”

“I believe in you, Senior.”

“…I believe in you too, Senior! ……I’ll suck you off when it’s over.”

“Don’t you have any other ideas besides that? You’re supposed to know perversion well, right?”

You’re a fake pervert. You too.

If you listen to En-chan’s speech about perversion once, your ears will be opened.

“……I studied… but….”

……You studied lewd things?

“I don’t really know what to say in front of a real man….”

– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ [laughing sounds] Woo-hyo-ooo-t [sound effect]

– Sol’s real feelings are coming out!!

– At this rate, our streamer will be taken by the handsome Sanghyuk-nim!!

‘Noisy. These guys.’

“Then really suck me off once.”

“……Yes?”

“I won’t say it twice.”

“J, just a moment….”

“Start the operation.”

Low crawl forward!!

I stubbornly crawled towards the witch who was pouring out a barrage of magic bullets.

In fact, I already realized who the opponent was.

I only know one person with 「Magic Power: Emptiness」 around me.

“Don’t come! Don’t come!”

I know that the distorted voice is also the influence of the skill.

That trap just now was also a natural trap created by laying an Emptiness foothold over a sunken pit, making it impossible to even think of suspecting it.

Really amazing. I want to praise her when I meet her.

She was doing well without using ‘Black Illusion Feathers’.

So I don’t call out her name loudly either.

Her resistance is not over yet…….

I slowly crawl, taking my time.

Whoosh!

At that moment, Sarica’s storm swordsmanship, which she swung in the air, created a sound that fought exquisitely behind me.

“Hah…. Hah… Now my magic power is… running out too…. *Heuk*… Sanghyuk-ah….”

Now’s the time!

I jumped out.

“Kyaak!? !”

Surefire ON!

I adjusted the light output so it wasn’t blinding, but she must have been incredibly surprised.

The witch wearing a sexy beast fur costume, Hena, was startled and fell backward.

“Don’t move!”

“*Hwaeeeeng*! [crying sound] I guess this is the end. Sanghyuk-ah…!”

I lowered my gun and immediately hugged Hena.

“…Huh?”

“You did well! Hena!”

She recognized me right away and sobbed.

“I didn’t use feathers… I endured… until the end…….”

“You did really well. You!!”

[Witch’s Complete Surrender Pt + 35]

[Damage-Free Victory Pt + 5]

While I was cherishing Hena, Sarica and Isolde came late and stared at what was going on.

“Let me introduce you. She’s my girlfriend.”

The 「Witch’s Base」 in the deepest part of the cave was a surprisingly comfortable place.

There were also items that appropriately removed the cave’s humidity and temperature, the floor was made of leather, and there was also a plausible large tent.

Hena was assigned the role of 「Witch」 from the beginning, and she had been defeating the academy students here like a guardian.

“So I fought with the feeling of pushing them away as much as possible….”

“What is this costume? It’s pretty.”

“*Ehehe*… [giggle] Witch-only costume….”

We sat around cosily inside the tent.

In particular, Hena was sitting on my lap, being lovey-dovey.

“Hena~.”

“Sanghyuk-ah~.”

The juniors looked at me with complicated expressions.

“Why do you all have that look on your faces? We cleared the dungeon.”

“The clear message isn’t popping up….”

“We can just make the witch a rebel too.”

“Rebel?”

I told Hena about my role.

“Then I, with Sanghyuk… want to do it….”

[Bringing the Witch to Our Side Pt + 60]

[Dungeon Clear]

“Great!”

Everyone’s faces brightened up. At that moment.

[Quest Clear【Witch’s Cave】]

[Base Seizure Success!!]

[New Quest【Overture to Counterattack】]

[You have created a rebel base and begun preparing for a counterattack……]

[Moving to neutral zone in 54000 seconds]

……54000 seconds?

15 hours?

At the moment I reached the calculation that ‘I have to sleep here,’

Isolde’s viewer chat room went up at an incredible speed.