My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 9

Chapter 8 – I Became the Academy’s Onahole Man!

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– Hey, who’s that?

– I don’t know, but he’s seriously amazing.

– OMG, he’s so handsome.

– Can someone ask his name? Is he a transfer student??

– Isn’t that Kim Sanghyuk? I saw him with Hena.

– That’s Kim Sanghyuk? WTF, what happened to him?

The 2-F girls’ group chat at Essol Academy is buzzing.

The appearance of the NEW Sanghyuk, to the point where they’re wondering if he’s a transfer student, is a huge topic among the female students.

People from the class next door and even the class after that are coming to see Sanghyuk’s face.

Everyone is pretending to be uninterested in Sanghyuk with their prim faces, but they’ve already scanned him with their eyes.

– Wow, seriously, I want to lick him from his forehead to his collarbone, lick lick.

– Isn’t he a non-awakened D-class?

– I don’t care, I’d be his sugar baby if he wanted.

– Like an SS-class hunter girl would let you be his sugar baby, lol. She’d treat him like a god.

Yoona sighed as she looked at the group chat content.

It doesn’t seem like the kind of dignified conversation you’d expect from a prestigious academy’s female students.

Male and female academy students full of youthful energy, receiving hunter training at the academy. Beautiful men and women attract attention wherever they go.

Yoona didn’t talk trash like that, but still.

She was definitely drawn to the presence of the male student who came in without wearing a uniform.

He’s handsome. Seriously handsome. I’m sure my heart would stop if I met his eyes.

He’s just thrown something on, but you can tell he has a good body at a glance.

‘Ah, no. Don’t stare. Don’t be a pervert.’

Everyone is just waiting for an opportunity.

A chance to brush past Sanghyuk, a chance to talk to Sanghyuk, a chance to get involved with Sanghyuk.

If he were a transfer student, I’d at least go and say something.

He’s too handsome to approach.

Only Hena, who seems to be talking to him intimately, seems like the most special person in this classroom.

‘Are Sanghyuk and Hena dating?’

Sanghyuk seems to be taking care of Hena, but it doesn’t seem like they’re dating.

Yoona is already imagining herself going to his side and taking care of him.

Sanghyuk had already become everyone’s imaginary boyfriend.

‘Ahem.’

It was then.

The “Light of Awakening” enveloped Sanghyuk during class.

Talent awakening often happens suddenly. It was a joyous occasion.

The teacher also stopped the class for a moment and watched.

“Sanghyuk, congratulations.”

‘Is it now?’

The moment Yoona thought that.

The academy students flocked around Sanghyuk.

It was amazing how many people had been waiting for this.

“Wow! Congratulations!”

“What’s your talent? I’m curious.”

“Tell us!”

‘I want to make a good impression too….’

Yoona was just feeling regretful.

The distance is too far. Yoona’s seat was the first seat by the window,

but Sanghyuk’s was the second seat from the back on the right side of the classroom entrance. It was in front of Hena’s seat.

“Onahole Collector?”

“What kind of talent is Onahole Collector?”

“Does this kind of talent actually exist?”

“That’s awesome. WTF!”

“Onahole Man! Onahole Man!”

Suddenly, the classroom became noisy with talk about Sanghyuk’s talent.

‘Onahole? What’s an onahole?’

“That’s a really shitty talent. Are you going to be a future adult shop owner?”

Dihirit Ade, from the same class, sneered.

Sanghyuk was smiling awkwardly, but suddenly the atmosphere turned cold.

“Hey, don’t… say it like that.”

“Oh, sorry if I made you feel bad? I’m the kind of person who says what I think.”

Dihirit Ade.

He was a magical noble from a prestigious family with the element of “Fire” among the top-ranked elemental talents.

He didn’t seem to like Sanghyuk, and he continued to sneer with snake-like eyes.

“You’re really going to have a hard time, aren’t you? D-class with a non-combat talent. And it’s an Onahole Collector. Wow. Your life is completely over.”

“Hey!!”

Yoona couldn’t stand it.

She was sitting far away, listening to the conversation, but she was the fastest to step up.

“What gives you the right to look down on non-combat talents? He can become a great craftsman too, you know?”

“A great onahole craftsman?”

“Yeah! So what if he is?”

“Yoona….”

The female students tried to stop Yoona, but Yoona didn’t stop.

The situation was clear who the bad guy was!

In situations like this, F-class president, Nakamori Yoona, doesn’t hold back.

“A B-class hunter should know her place before butting in.”

“A B-class hunter also knows that a hunter who looks down on craftsmen dies quickly, you know?”

“So what, can you use it if he makes you an onahole?”

Yoona only knew one thing right now.

I don’t want to lose this argument!

“Yes!”

Yoona puffed out her big chest and said proudly.

“If Sanghyuk makes a great onahole, I’ll use it! What’s there not to use?”

“Pfft, pfft!”

Dihirit and his gang started laughing gleefully.

“Pwahahaha!”

“Hehehehe, damn. An amazing couple is born.”

“Following Onahole Man, is it Onahole Princess?”

“She says she’ll use the onahole herself. Wow. That’s amazing.”

“It must be amazing if a woman uses that.”

…Women can’t use it?

“Well, whatever, the subject of onaholes isn’t something to make fun of! Teacher, please say something.”

Yoona’s tone was weakening.

She makes eye contact with Sanghyuk. Did I make a mistake?

“Yoona, Sanghyuk. Do you both know what an onahole is?”

“Yes.”

Sanghyuk said calmly.

“It’s a male masturbation device.”

Yoona gasped. Dihirit’s gang was almost about to faint from laughter.

Yoona, realizing the truth, took a step back.

“Th, that kind of thing.”

Talent, Onahole Collector.

“Why would you collect that kind of thing!”

Yoona ran out of the classroom with her face flushed red.

“Ehehehe!”

“Onahole Princess is leaving.”

It was the moment Yoona’s nickname became Onahole Princess.

*

Out of the blue, I became the academy’s Onahole Man.

I, Kim Sanghyuk, have just confirmed that I am the protagonist of the goddess-certified “Onahole Academy.”

“Wow! Congratulations!”

“What’s your talent? I’m curious.”

“Tell us!”

Everyone seemed to know what was going on, so I couldn’t lie.

I hesitated for a moment, but I said what I saw.

“Onahole Collector.”

A female student who doesn’t know what an “onahole” is repeats after me.

The guys are buzzing.

After a while, the classroom was turned upside down.

“Onahole Collector?”

“What kind of talent is Onahole Collector?”

“Does this kind of talent actually exist?”

“That’s awesome. WTF!”

“Onahole Man! Onahole Man!”

‘This is bad.’

I’m smiling on the outside, but my mental state is greatly shaken.

My first goal was to get a decent job.

But my talent is Onahole Collector…….

It feels like it’s going to be too difficult to get a job that my two younger sisters and future wife can be proud of.

What kind-hearted woman would even talk to an Onahole Man?

At that moment.

“What gives you the right to look down on non-combat talents? He can become a great craftsman too, you know?”

A female student who blindly defends me catches my eye.

Looking at her face, she’s 100% a heroine. She has brown hair and blue eyes, giving her a somewhat plain feeling.

But ‘plainness’ is sometimes another word for ‘exceptionally pretty.’ Especially in this kind of eroge [erotic game] world.

“So what, can you use it if he makes you an onahole?”

She, with thick eyebrows filled with a sense of justice and meddling, continued forcefully.

“If Sanghyuk makes a great onahole, I’ll use it! What’s there not to use?”

‘She doesn’t know what an onahole is.’

Her intentions were good, but she mistook where to put the damage, and the argument flew off in the wrong direction.

Cute.

I make eye contact with her.

Clear, blue eyes that seem to be shouting, “I’ll protect you! Don’t worry!”

I feel sorry for this misunderstanding, but she’s such a lovely girl.

“Yoona, Sanghyuk. Do you both know what an onahole is?”

“Yes.”

Just in time, Hena was also tugging at my sleeve and asking, ‘What’s an onahole?’ so I just said it coolly.

“It’s a male masturbation device.”

The teacher displayed a sample with a hologram and showed it to us.

A pink silicone that jiggles like jelly.

Although it’s slightly mosaic-ed, you can easily guess its purpose from its female-shaped appearance.

Jiggle jiggle.

“This is an onahole.”

The hologram onahole jiggles as the teacher touches it.

It was a brutally detailed explanation for the girl who stood up for me.

“Kyaaak…!”

“Kya!!”

The F-class female students let out coy screams as if they didn’t know.

You’re all old enough to know everything….

Meanwhile.

“It looks cute~.”

Hena seemed to not know its real purpose even after seeing its appearance.

…She’s the real deal. A picture-perfect airhead.

“Why would you collect that kind of thing!”

The female student who couldn’t stand the shame play ran out as is.

…She’s going to be kicking her blanket for a while.

What am I? Really a future adult shop owner?

“What’s as important as talent is the skills that stem from talent. Sanghyuk.”

“What skills can stem from Onahole Collector?”

“Hmm, usually collection-type talents develop into systems that identify good materials, discover the abilities hidden in the materials, and enhance them.”

Indeed.

To summarize,

“You’re saying I can identify good onaholes, discover the abilities hidden in onaholes, and enhance onaholes?”

“That’s right.”

The teacher doesn’t laugh.

He probably didn’t show the onahole as a joke either.

“Talent has a huge impact on a person’s career choice in the future. It’s good to think about your role at the academy.”

“Yes….”

“Okay. Everyone, go back to your seats.”

The students laugh aimlessly,

but because this talent is a reality that has befallen me, only the teacher seriously informed me.

For an academy student, the awakening of talent is that much of a major event.

To the extent that it will determine the rest of my life….

“Sanghyuk?”

Hena called me worriedly.

Did I look bad?

[Acquired skill『Onahole Aptitude Assessment』!]

[Hena Isis]

[Capture Difficulty – None] [Onahole Aptitude SS-Class]

[Virgin] [Underwear – Sexy mint lace underwear set]

[Onahole Trait (★) – A perverted body that doesn’t allow semen to accumulate in the balls]

[Sanghyuk’s one and only childhood friend onahole who has always stayed by his side despite his naughty pranks. Her voluptuous body and sturdy thighs are excellent. Possesses unique king-sized breasts]

“Are you okay? Do you want to touch my breasts during break later?”

“I told you not to do that.”

“……You seemed to be lacking energy….”

……I guess I looked energetic when I was touching her breasts.

“It’s because I didn’t eat. Let’s eat together later.”

Hena blushed shyly and covered her chest.

“Th, the baby food… isn’t out yet……. I’ll try my best….”

“…….”

Not that food….

I’m getting dizzy.

Is it really okay to keep playing this game?

*

Lunch time.

I moved to the cafeteria with Hena and waited for my turn behind the students lined up in front of the kiosk.

“Is that him?”

“The 2nd year Onahole Man.”

“He’s an amazing hero.”

I was realizing my fame already.

‘Do they use student IDs like credit cards?’

Beep.

[Student ID function has been suspended. Please contact the student council]

Beep.

[Student ID function has been suspended. Please contact the student council]

No, Student Council President? The ban hasn’t been lifted?

Hey, am I going to starve like this?

Beep.

[Hena C-grade. Authentication complete]

“Hena?”

Savior, Hena, came out from under me, swiped her card, and handed it to me.

“This….”

“Can I use it?”

“This time, you have to return it within 2 weeks……?”

“……One meal is enough.”

I don’t understand why Hena is extorting money when there’s nothing to harass.

Eroge is eroge, and I am me.

I have to find a way to make money. That was the moment I felt that way.

“I’m… udon….”

I smelled something good when I went to Hena’s side.

Mixed with a subtle shampoo scent… should I call it body odor? I want to keep smelling it.

Besides, Hena is getting prettier the more I look at her. It’s a shame that her bangs cover her eyes.

‘…….’

Underwear.

I had the illusion that Hena’s mint bra, which she wore today, was showing through her uniform.

‘…Let’s get a grip.’

Hena’s defenselessness is not good for my mental health.

Especially for a healthy body that gets hard at every chance.

“The menu is different from usual… isn’t it?”

“My taste has changed.”

Hena chose udon, and I chose pork cutlet set meal.

The price was a total of 5 coins. It seemed to be the currency of this world.

“Here, have a piece of pork cutlet.”

“I, I’m okay.”

“I’m giving it to you because I’m grateful. I’ll definitely pay you back for the meal later.”

“Friends don’t have to pay back borrowed money…….”

Hena….

“…That’s what Sanghyuk always said….”

…….

(Borrowing money from a friend) Friends don’t have to pay back!

I was a complete bastard? Me.

“There are friendships where giving and receiving must be clear. I’ll definitely pay you back.”

“…Then.”

Hena divided the udon into a small bowl and handed it to me.

“Here….”

Such a kind-hearted girl.

It was the moment I felt sorry that the game could only describe her as 「a perverted body that doesn’t allow semen to accumulate in the balls」.

“Ah. Hena, do you happen to know my phone’s lock pattern?”

To find out about this world, the phone is the fastest way.

Hena raised her eyes while eating udon and was silent as if she was choosing her words.

“I forgot the pattern.”

“I’ll try it.”

Oh, the lock is unlocked. Childhood friend is amazing!

[Stella]

– Hey, idiot.

[Stella]

– What the hell are you doing at school?

[Stella]

– Onahole? What the hell is that?

From the beginning, my younger sister’s (the blonde one) fierce talk was popping up at the top.

The rumors are spreading fast…….

I should reply for now, right?

– It’s my talent, Onahole Collector

Oh. She read it in 1 second.

[Stella]

– You’re making me so embarrassed, just die

…I need to fix the family discipline.

It doesn’t seem easy.

– You shouldn’t talk to your brother like that

I try to teach her again with kind words.

[Stella]

– You can only be a brother if you act like one, don’t come home. I’ll kill you if you come

[Stella]

– Hey idiot, why aren’t you answering? I said I’ll kill you if you come. I’m not kidding

……What the hell did Goo Sanghyuk do to make her so eager to kill her brother?

This hatred that I feel even beyond the talk is real. It didn’t seem like I could easily get over it like the student council president event.

I think it would be better to meet in person and talk face to face.

“Sanghyuk. Here.”

“Huh?”

Hena, who had finished her meal, brought a cup of water.

“Thank you.”

[Serena]

– (Photo showing her collarbone slightly visible by pulling down her uniform) Cheer up, oppa♡

“Pfft!!”

That doesn’t mean I want you to follow me this far…….

My younger sisters don’t have a middle ground.

‘Essol Academy App?’

In the afternoon, I intensively investigated the academy app.

There was an anonymous community called ‘Back Bulletin Board’ that current students could use.

‘I wondered where the rumors were spreading.’

– 2nd year Onahole Man found in the cafeteria

– Wow, he’s so handsome……

– From today, my dream is to be an onahole, oppa!!

– Isn’t he crazy? He’s so handsome

– What’s an onahole??

– ㄴIf you don’t know, search it up lol

This back bulletin board is quite explicit because there is no censorship.

– Onahole Princess Yoona

– Tore it up

– Why does the comment smell so bad?

– These D-male bugs are so disgusting

– ㄴIsn’t that because you’re a D-hoe?

……Onahole Princess.

That seems to be Yoona’s new nickname. With about 300 recommendations, it was already a trend.

‘She won’t even come near me for a while.’

No, since a female student has the nickname Onahole Princess, it would be fortunate if she doesn’t take a leave of absence.

Breaking my expectations,

“…Let’s talk while walking for a bit.”

Time to go home from school.

Onahole Princess Yoona said, putting her bag on the back of my bike.