My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 97

Chapter 96 – The Crown Contest (2)

“I’ll try to block one of them with Sol.”

“Just send the umbrella over here. That one’s got her eyes only on me right now!”

“Okay!”

They exchange brief words and clash, each seeking their opponent.

“Magical☆Rifle!”

True Queen Sol’s automatic rifle spat fire.

Nika, the older sister, deflected the bullets with her spear while parrying Sarika’s sword.

As expected, Bika with the umbrella ignored Sarika and dashed straight for me.

I fired a rubber bullet at the umbrella first.

‘Moonlight Bullet Count 1.’

One pump action.

By this time, San Bika was already near me.

“I’m going to make you pay! Kim Sanghyuk!”

She slammed the end of her umbrella into the ground and soared into the air like a pole vaulter.

I should have just tracked her with the gun and shot her, but frankly, my hands froze due to a lack of skill.

I never expected her to fly up with such flamboyant movements.

And…

‘Beautiful.’

The blonde twin sister (the younger one) dancing in the air was so beautiful that I stared blankly.

The moment she, who flew up like a butterfly,

was about to slam her heel, probably trained to A-grade or higher, down like a hammer, I came to my senses.

“Sanghyuk!”

“Kuh!”

[Detects enemy’s movements with martial arts]

Detected!

Kuuuuung!!

I twisted my body to the side to avoid it, and San Bika’s heel kick directly hit the spot where I had been.

Unbelievably, the giant’s plate, as wide as a schoolyard, vibrated.

“What were you distracted by?!”

The moment San Bika reached out her fist, something flashed through my mind.

I can see the movements I couldn’t read before?

[Potential Unleashed]

[Martial Arts (Master: Isabella) awakens to Isabella’s martial arts skill, 「Mask of Evil」]

I don’t even know how I did it.

I smoothly received and overturned San Bika’s outstretched fist with a shift of weight.

Just like the student council president playing with me.

“Kyaaak!?”

This is it!

I’ve awakened the student council president’s martial arts.

Since my body is good, things like this are possible.

I immediately pinned San Bika down and took the mount position [a dominant grappling position].

San Bika struggled to escape the bottom position, jumping like a freshly caught fish, but

I didn’t lose my balance and suppressed her forcefully.

“What kind of D-grade strength is this…! ?”

San Bika looks up at me with a dumbfounded expression.

“Stay still if you don’t want to get hit in the face.”

“Ugh…!”

Even the twin sisters who sensed ‘something other than D’ from me probably didn’t expect the situation to turn out like this.

I took a moment to sort out my thoughts.

‘These two came to tie us down.’

We, who sent the rebel NPC including Olaf to the temple, are slightly ahead.

But why aren’t the Imperial soldiers visible?

“Charge! The rebel bastards must not get their hands on the crown!”

“Waaaaa!”

A shout was heard from above the canyon.

Leading the Imperial soldiers was Dihirit Ade, the annoying Imperial general who tried to execute us.

‘Did he climb up the highlands without riding the plate [likely referring to a vehicle or platform]?’

Is he perhaps trying to take the chain bridge on the side that goes directly to the temple entrance?

Is he planning to ignore our main force and go straight?

‘That bastard! Trying to freeload from the start?’

What should I do?

The crown must not be taken. I can’t leave True Queen here.

I realized at this point that the personnel arrangement was a failure.

There’s no one to cover the side!

This was a perfect wide-open chance that the twin sisters gave to Dihirit.

‘Damn it!’

To stop Dihirit from taking the chain bridge…!!

I clenched my fist.

[《Path of the Excretion Artisan》 has been unlocked]

“Kuh!!”

San Bika, who met my eyes full of determination for violence, didn’t get scared or ask me not to hit her.

She just gritted her teeth.

‘I have no choice!’

I have to take care of the twin sisters and quickly get to the side!

The moment those guys choose the detour, the longer we stay in the mid lane…

The greater the chance of losing the crown, which is the game’s victory objective.

‘Go for it. Kim Sanghyuk.’

An exchange event where everyone is serious.

I don’t think we can win by saving even the personality excretion, let alone lucky lewdness.

Ultimate move…

Personality Excretion Series!!

“Keep going! Quickly! Before those guys come to stop us!”

Dihirit shouts, urging the Imperial soldiers.

Controlling the power. Controlling the power… An image of not excreting the heroine’s jelly through the butthole…!!

Just until right before it comes out…!

“Sanghyuk! Be careful! Something’s coming down from the sky!”

At the same time as Hena called out to me, a shockwave that stopped the snowstorm swept around us.

Shuuuuuk…!!

“What is it!?”

Where did that attack come from?

Hena put up a barrier to block it, but it’s definitely a snipe.

“It’s over there! 1 o’clock direction!”

There’s someone else in the Imperial army who uses a gun besides me and Sol?

“I can’t block the next consecutive attack!”

[「Insight・Crimson」 activated]

A purple flash flickered.

Realizing that it was a trajectory to save San Bika, I immediately threw myself.

I was shocked when I saw the arrow stuck in the ground.

‘This… it’s not a gun…!’

An arrow?

I can tell that the opponent sniped from at least 500m away, and in the middle of a snowstorm, they saw here and shot accurately?

The spot where the arrow hit is blooming with purple lotus flowers.

Sol was surprised to see that and said.

“It’s Serena!”

“What?”

“It’s Serena’s masterpiece . Sanghyuk sunbae [term for senior]!”

Serena!

Were you in the Imperial army!?

As the snowstorm cleared, Serena’s figure aiming at us was faintly visible.

…Even her focused face is pretty!!

Even the fact that the younger sister I met for the first time at the exchange event was in the Imperial army,

I couldn’t suppress the excited feeling of being happy to see our pretty Serena.

And I realized.

‘…Serena is also working hard in her position. Kim Sanghyuk!’

I was thinking too much. I have to be prepared to unlock personality excretion!

“Quickly take care of the twin sisters and stick to the main force!”

“Wouldn’t it be better to block that first!? Sunbaenim!”

“No. We have to protect True Queen too!”

Isolde looked regretful as she watched the disappearing pink rifle.

“Sanghyuk sunbae. I’m sorry. My weapon is…”

“It’s okay. I’ll protect you. Just film from behind.”

– lololol

– D-grade highest output

– D Sang Hyuk

– His posing is also unique

“3 vs 3 would be perfect. Hena! Block the snipes!”

“Okay!”

Hena put up a barrier to protect us from long-range snipes.

I move forward with Sarika.

“I will strike first this time.”

As Sarika swung her sword, a fierce gust of wind blew the twin sisters out of the plate.

I thought it was over, but San Bika slowly descends using her umbrella.

The older sister is preparing something.

“Be careful!”

Kannika, who was holding her younger sister’s ankle and slowly gathering strength, bounced her body with just her waist elasticity and flew straight up.

It’s a javelin throw!

It was too fast, and it was already too late when I realized she was throwing it.

The twin sisters’ ultimate move.

“Sunbaenim!”

Sarika jumped in and blocked it with her body.

“You…! ?”

I thought getting hit would basically mean a hole in the stomach.

Sarika threw herself without hesitation towards that brutal blow and tumbled severely on the floor.

Sarika, who almost swept the floor with her body like a snow shovel, barely didn’t fall off the plate,

but seemed to have taken a blow that she couldn’t get up from.

“Sarika!!”

San Bika, who had landed on the plate and returned to the battlefield, pointed her umbrella at us.

…The attack isn’t over yet!

“I’ll give it back to you as it is!”

The whirlwind that arose from the end of the umbrella now swept us away.

Did she absorb Sarika’s wind?

A desperate crisis situation. Hena fired magic bullets to bombard San Bika, forcing her to hold up her umbrella.

The whirlwind scatters into the air, opening up a complete open chance.

‘A chance that Hena made for me…!’

Kannika probably thought it was a chance her younger sister made for her.

I shot a rubber bullet at Kannika approaching.

Thud!!

‘Moonlight Bullet Count 2.’

However, this shot doesn’t stop Kannika.

I put down the Benelli and pulled out the Glock and fired four shots in a row,

but Kannika dug further towards me to avoid giving me a shooting range.

‘Close combat situation setup!’

Now is the time!

The opponent will think they will win no matter what if they get close!

[Reads the enemy’s movements with 『Mask of Evil』]

[Understands the flow of power]

“Kushina!”

「Concealing Onahole」 activated.

Kushina, who jumped out in a transparent state, kicks Kannika to break her balance.

“Ah!?”

She endured without falling in the meantime, but her posture was greatly disturbed.

“Personality Excretion… Womb Punch!!!”

Puh-uh-uh-uck!!

I shoved a merciless punch into Kannika’s stomach.

“Eung, ooooook!!”

Kannika groans without resistance and falls backward.

[Achievement 《Path of the Excretion Artisan》 has been acquired!]

“Don’t act like it hurts. You haven’t cum yet.”

“S, sister! What’s wrong?”

“Huk… Kuh……”

Kannika gets up forcibly, shaking her legs.

San Bika, who sensed her sister’s crisis, rushes in.

「I’ve decided on this Onahole」

I exchange glances with Black Bikini Kushina.

Stat increase to A-grade.

「Onahole Clone Martial Arts」 preparation complete.

“Something’s wrong. Attacks from unseen places… Anyway, don’t get hit by Kim Sanghyuk’s fist!”

“Okay, sister!”

The Imperial soldiers will cross the chain bridge completely in a little while.

Can I finish it in a minute or so?

It’s difficult, but I have no choice but to try…

“General Dihirit. Did you think you could cross without any interference?”

Huh? A support force that I didn’t expect?!

This is Hillaria’s voice. The one who helped us by destroying the spire during the first execution event…

The cool and refreshing girl with the greatsword!

“Oh, where is it! That crazy rhino year [derogatory term]. Where is she again!”

“Calling your junior a crazy rhino year~~ Ahahaha.”

What is that…

When I looked at the side where the voice was heard, Hillaria was hanging on a vertical cliff with one hand.

She’s holding a greatsword in the other hand, and she’s even swinging it like a swing with ease.

“I’m disappointed. I was wondering where you’d come from, but you chose the easiest route~~? A general should fight head-on!!”

“Damn it! I didn’t even ask to be a general. Stop obsessing over me!”

“Shall I test if you’re general material? Our sunbae!! Keke!”

Shuuuuung!

Hillaria flies like a rocket and lands in the middle of the chain bridge.

She alone blocks the bridge that Dihirit wanted to cross with an all-in.

I shouldn’t say this to a heroine, but I acknowledge her as a real man.

“Come on!”

“It’s just one person at best! Get her out of the way!!”

Dihirit shouts a defeat flag-like line and shoots up fire magic.