My On*Hole Academy [EN]: Chapter 98

Chapter 97 – Blonde Twin Sisters, Shock and Awe of Personality Excretion

Hilaria dashed across the chain bridge faster than anyone, cutting down the Imperial soldiers.

“I, Hilaria, will protect the True Queen! So give me a general position later!!”

Isolde must have heard, as she filmed with her smartphone and replied.

“I’ll give you the position of Grand General when it’s over!”

“Heh, I’ll have to fight worthy of the title, won’t I?”

Hilaria becomes even more spirited.

At that moment, a black-haired, glasses-wearing mage who summoned a massive skull figure knocked Hilaria away with a skeletal arm.

‘Oof.’

“Don’t be ridiculous, move. Hilaria.”

“Kybele. Since when do you hit someone from the same squad like that?!”

No.

Wasn’t she hit and sent flying?

Hilaria’s physique was truly superhuman. As if proving that her bounty of 5.1 million coins wasn’t for nothing,

she grabbed onto a gap under the chain bridge that barely fit half a finger and effortlessly endured her weight and greatsword.

“Did you forget what Master Ceridwen said? We’re being forced to follow the rules. Don’t worry. I’ll bring the crown to the Empire and distribute as much as I eat to the squad.”

“So you value the Empire more than squad loyalty?”

“What, were you thinking of not fighting if I were an Imperial soldier?”

Hilaria grinned as if her true feelings had been exposed.

“Of course, I was going to fight. I’ll show you what a real fight is, you girl who just summons creatures from behind.”

“Hilaria. Sorry, but we’re both girls. Can’t you fight like one? Stop spreading your legs and mouth so vulgarly.”

Good. Hilaria is blocking the main force of the Empire!

But there was another promising talent in the Imperial army, and she seemed to be a summoner.

She’ll have her limits alone. I need to go help her quickly.

However, it was true that I, who had no余裕 [yoyu, lit. leeway or margin], had a bit of breathing room.

Rather, the twin sisters, who were on the verge of victory just by tying me down, became anxious.

“Kim Sanghyuk. Let’s finish this!”

“We won’t hold back either!”

Hooo…….

Personality Excretion Breathing, First Form.

「Onahole Doppelganger Fighting Technique」

Don’t worry, you guys only said you’d break my legs.

Start weak!

‘Image of not truly excreting!’

“Watch out for invisible attacks!”

Kannika’s warning was in vain as the transparent Kushina tripped Sanbika.

“Ah!?”

I punched Sanbika’s stomach as it was.

“Personality Excretion!!”

Thwack!

“Kkeuek!?”

“Smash!”

Sanbika slumped down, drained of strength.

A pretty blonde girl desperately trying to suppress her violent excretion urges, clenching her butt, not knowing what to do,

A perverted spectacle unfolds.

“This… what is this…? I can’t… put strength into my body……”

“Bika!”

Avoiding Kannika’s spear as she jumped in to save her sister, I launched a joint attack with Kushina.

At this time, Kannika seemed to have somewhat sensed that the identity of the invisible attack was another doppelganger.

She sensitively caught the changing flow of air and simultaneously defended against my and Kushina’s coordinated attacks.

‘Amazing technique.’

She’s not a promising talent for nothing!

I mixed in Glock shots to distract Kannika.

“Tch!”

Kannika judged that she couldn’t take the Glock bullets and kept deflecting them with her spear.

If it were an unenhanced Colt Python, she probably would have just taken the hits and tried to resolve it.

However, my Glock was also quite nicely enhanced, so she couldn’t completely ignore it.

Exchanging glances with Kushina, who is only semi-transparent to my eyes!

Kushina seizes an opportunity to deliver a dropkick!

“Onahole Kick☆”

“Keuk!”

Kannika, hit in the back, tries to regain her posture while wielding her spear, flailing around.

Is this a tactic in preparation for fighting against many?

It wasn’t easy to hit Kannika, who had a wide range of attacks.

Meanwhile, Sanbika also gets up.

She’s sweating profusely, but she’s still thinking of doing more.

‘I can’t drag this out any longer either.’

Even now, Serena’s masterpiece, 「Lotus Flower」, is unleashing tremendous firepower,

shattering Hena’s void tiles, which are spread out like an umbrella, like glass.

And…….

I don’t have time to worry about the twin sisters’ human rights right now.

I also have to take care of Sarika, who collapsed after taking a spear for me.

I can see that Sol is worried.

However, if the True Queen leaves her position of being protected by me now, she could become a troll, so she can’t move.

Even in this desperate situation, Isolde cannot participate in the battle unless viewers donate.

‘I have to do it.’

[★Hidden Onahole Quest★]

At a perfect timing, a familiar star shape, stained with vulgar neon signs, flickered before my eyes.

[How about getting the highest-grade blonde twin sister onaholes, where the older sister is chewy and the younger sister sucks you dry!?]

[Inventory delivery to your doorstep with one merciless personality excretion♡]

[Get twin onaholes that let you do boji pang pang [vulgar Korean slang for sex] whenever you’re bored~~♡]

I wondered why you weren’t doing boji viral marketing for the heroines.

En-chan has been holding back a lot.

[Let’s engrave the unforgettable taste of defeat on the bodies of the arrogant twin sisters!]

The onahole quest that I just skipped over during the student council president days.

It’s not a joke now.

[Onahole Aptitude Assessment]

I quickly read the two people’s onahole potential.

[Kannika]

[Capture Difficulty – A(Strikethrough) None] [Onahole Aptitude S-Rank]

[Virgin] [Underwear – Black string panties, nipple patches]

[Onahole Trait(★) – She doesn’t know it herself, but if you utilize the talent 「Elasticity」, you can create a wonderful boji [vulgar Korean slang for vagina] constriction that stretches well and tightly squeezes♡

Fully satisfies the master’s cock with unbearable stimulation♡♡]

[The older of the 2nd-year twin sisters. By incorporating the talent 「Elasticity」 into her spear technique, which utilizes the elasticity of her body, she showcases amazing close-quarters combat abilities,

and thanks to her elasticity, she possesses amazing durability that doesn’t easily succumb to impacts. Nickname is 「Nika」]

[Sanbika]

[Capture Difficulty – B(Strikethrough) None] [Onahole Aptitude S+ Rank]

[Virgin] [Underwear – White background with blue striped panties]

[Onahole Trait(★) – She doesn’t know it herself, but if you utilize the talent 「Suction」, she has the qualities to become the best suction boji [vulgar Korean slang for vagina] that 맛깔나게 [matkkalnage, lit. deliciously] sucks your cock♡]

[The younger of the 2nd-year twin sisters. She has a higher potential than her sister, absorbing and returning shocks through her umbrella, or even absorbing magic. She can absorb most shocks,

but her defensive techniques are not yet perfect and are still immature. Nickname is 「Bika」]

…The older sister has a 탱글탱글 [taenggeul taenggeul, lit. 탱글탱글] elastic boji.

The younger sister has a 쪼옵쪼옵 [jjoop jjoop, lit. sucking sound] sucking suction boji?

Who attached such vulgar settings to the pretty blonde twin sisters.

The twin sisters were born to be my onaholes.

Moreover, they are both virgins, so they don’t even know that their talents can be manifested in their bojis, onahole raw stones.

……’Collection’ is tempting!!

[Let’s awaken the twin sisters’ boji talents with 개변태 [gae byeontae, lit. perverted] boji pang pang♡]

Not an onahole yet!

The opponents are people.

“You’ve both been hit once, right? That’s my last warning.”

The twin sisters flinched.

“You probably know about my talent from hearing about it. My talent is 「Onahole Collector」. If I fight seriously, I have no choice but to turn you into onaholes.”

“Turn us into onaholes…?”

“Make us…?”

They tilted their heads as if they didn’t quite understand what I was saying.

“You have onahole talents. If you lose to me, you’ll become sex toys as you are. If you’re okay with that, then come at me.”

This is the real last line.

You’re not villains, after all. At least you didn’t try to kill me.

I’ll give you the choice of whether to remain heroines or become onaholes.

Onahole Man Kim Sanghyuk’s last mercy.

Kannika and Sanbika stood back-to-back, like when the sisters first met us.

“I have no intention of giving up the exchange match. Right, Bika?”

“Yeah! We’re invincible when we’re together. That’s what we came out here to prove.”

“Even if the result is becoming an onahole?”

“Kim Sanghyuk isn’t giving up even though he might get seriously hurt if he fights us! Isn’t that what we’re all prepared for?”

Sanbika said with a smile.

“Don’t worry!! I don’t know what an onahole is, but even if you turn me into one, I won’t resent you! Instead, if we 「lose」!”

“His goal is to sleep with us for one night. Kim Sanghyuk.”

……The older sister only understands the nuance.

“If we win, we’ll go on a date with you!”

I’m sorry.

There’s no time to explain what 「Onahole」 is.

You wouldn’t know because you’re not 개변태 [gae byeontae, lit. perverted]. What’s about to happen now.

“Onahole Collector Kim Sanghyuk, let’s have a match with us sisters!”

“A match with our honor on the line!”

The twin sisters jump in!

Right now, I’m not even a righteous Onahole Man.

The worst villain on earth, trying to excrete and turn talented, cheerful, and pretty 2nd-year classmates into onaholes.

「Personality Excretion Man」

“Kushina. Flash.”

Kushina emitted light in front of the twin sisters.

Because she was in 「Concealed Onahole」 state, the twin sisters were exposed to Kushina Bang─Kushina+Flash Bang─ without resistance.

And.

“Personality Excretion Smash!!!”

A 100% Personality Excretion Smash struck Sanbika’s stomach.

“Eungoook!!”

Thwack!!

She was hit so hard that her feet lifted slightly.

[Achievement《Don’t Mess with Boji》Achieved]

[Achievement《Boji, Disarmed》Achieved]

“Ugh, my eyes……!! Sanbika?! Sanbika!”

Before the older sister could even recover her sight,

the deed was already done.

Sanbika, who was hit in the stomach with my 100% merciless Strength 140 Personality Excretion Smash, fell backward,

and began to squirt out green jelly of 감람석 [gamramseok, lit. olivine or peridot]-like beautiful color, making her blue striped panties bulge.

“Ah… I can’t… I can’t 싸면 [ssamyeon, lit. cum/excrete]…….”

Even in her dazed state, Sanbika tries to stop the personality jelly from 뷰릇뷰릇 [byureut byureut, onomatopoeia for squirting] coming out,

covering her butt hole with her hands.

The umbrella was already thrown away somewhere, and her desperate gesture to stop the personality jelly coming out of her 똥구멍 [ttonggumeong, lit. butthole] was in vain,

as the jelly continues to pour out.

Bdeut. Byubyubyubdeut.

“Hee… Hieung……. I can’t…… I can’t 나아 버려 [naa beoryeo, lit. come out]…….”

Bdeut…. Byubyubyubyubyubyu.

Sanbika curled up and tried to hold back the jelly in the most defensive posture possible, but it kept coming out from under her 빵댕이 [ppangdaengi, lit. butt].

Sheeeeeee.

She even publicly 실금 [silgeum, lit. incontinence] as it was.

The spot where Sanbika lay was steaming, and the snow on the floor was dyed yellow.

Even if she tries to block it with her hands, it keeps leaking through the gaps in her pitifully blocked fingers.

“Tch!”

Kannika closed her eyes and was just focusing all her nerves.

She’s thinking of stabbing me with her spear if I come in from anywhere.

I aimed at Kannika with Benelli.

……Ah, remember.

The third rubber bullet that Kim Sanghyuk shoots in 「OnaAka」 [short for Onahole Academy, the name of the series],

……becomes the most cruel, moonlight excretion bullet!

Tuh-eong!!

The moonlight rubber bullet, scattering blue light, struck Kannika’s stomach, who had lost her sight.

Finishing move, Personality Excretion Series.

「Personality Excretion Moonlight」

It’s a moonlight bullet that can make you excrete no matter what if you get hit.

It would have been the same even if I shot it with a BB gun.

“Higeung!!”

Kannika dropped her spear and rolled around on the floor.

Fortunately, a rocket-like spectacle of flying with the propulsion of jelly didn’t come out,

Kannika squirted jelly with her 빵댕이 [ppangdaengi, lit. butt] facing upwards in an upside-down state.

Byubyubyubyubyu.

“Ah, aah? Woo? Eung? Oh? Oh?”

For reference, she didn’t seem to grasp the situation at all.

Whether she had a concussion from the impact, she only repeated short moans with her eyes rolled back and excreted.

Even I thought it was a terrifying power.

Byubyubyubyu. Byubyubyubbyubyubyuk!

“Hang? Surrender? I’ll surrender……. Stop…. Don’t do this to my sister……. Oh… ook…….”

“Your sister went first.”

“Th, that……. H, h, squirt it out…. Squirt it out…… Oh, ooh? M, me? I’m squirting out something I shouldn’t be squirting out……. Help me… help me……”

Wiggling her butt was the best resistance she could do.

Byureureureureut! Byureureure!

Kannika, like her sister, squirts a generous amount of jewel-like green jelly on her butt.

The ‘Onahole Man’s’ work is finished here by inserting a student ID or ID card…….

But there’s no time for that now.

“Did you squirt it all out?”

Using Personality Excretion while placing her foot on Kannika’s 빵댕이 [ppangdaengi, lit. butt].

Byubyubyuk!!

“Eung, eungiiik!!”

“Yeah, yeah. Squirt it all out.”

It gushes out like a volcano even if you touch it lightly.

After helping Kannika excrete all the jelly,

I quietly recited.

“Become an onahole.”

뿅!! [Ppyong, onomatopoeia for a magical sound effect]

[★Onahole Quest★ Completed!]

[Collectible – The blonde twins’ pleasant holes♡]

[Experience increased]

[Level Up]

[Level Up]

[Level is……]

[En-chan’s ㅇㅈ [acknowledgement] has increased by 2 stacks]

[Strong Enemy Removal pt+35]

[You are the Protagonist Pt+25]

[Formidable Play Pt+45]

After turning the blonde twin sisters’ personality jelly into onaholes, store them in the inventory.

I lift up their incapacitated bodies and stuff them into the onahole inventory.

“I have a successor. Master?”

“Don’t get ahead of yourself.”

“Yes~!”

The exchange match continues.