Magic Is Learned For Nothing [EN]: Chapter 392

The Lauzel of the Throne (1)

Magic is Learned in Vain – Episode 393

# 393

The Lauzel of the Throne (1)

The civil war ends.

This signifies two things.

First, the internal affairs of the kingdom are stabilized.

Second, a bloody purge is coming.

In the history of the kingdom, no family has ever survived after instigating a rebellion.

Men, women, and children, even newborns, are all beheaded. The livestock that know nothing are no exception.

Everything belonging to that family is completely eradicated.

Except for a single line left in the history books, even the existence of the family is erased.

-The Continent Grand Duke instigated a rebellion and was exterminated in the year XXXX of the kingdom’s calendar.

Like that.

Spies from neighboring countries who had infiltrated the kingdom also sent out messengers simultaneously.

-The missing Prince Lauzel suppressed the civil war. It is presumed that he has been deliberately hiding himself until now.

-Grand Duke defeated! Prince Lauzel’s hidden dagger struck.

-Caution regarding Prince Lauzel! Judging from the current situation, he is considered very meticulous. His patience is unmatched. His martial prowess has not been confirmed, but his intellect is estimated to surpass the kingdom’s great sage, Vasarabab.

-Investigate everything about Prince Lauzel!

-A large number of secret weapons raised by Prince Lauzel have appeared! Wyvern corps, ogre corps, bone dragons, and super-giant golem weapons.

He is an existence beyond imagination.

Special alert figure.

All sorts of messengers headed to various countries.

Most of the content written in the letters concerned the newly emerged power, Prince Lauzel.

All eyes were on Prince Lauzel.

It was no exaggeration to say it was a shocking debut. In a situation that was disadvantageous to anyone, Prince Lauzel’s scheme to turn the situation around 180 degrees made even the military leaders of other kingdoms shake their heads.

Who the hell is Prince Lauzel?

With this, the eyes of the surrounding countries were all on him.

For reference, there was not a single line about Count Legion in the spies’ letters.

Count Legion’s subordinates had all been transformed into Prince Lauzel’s secret weapons.

Of course, Legion was unaware of this fact.

If the civil war had ended with the Grand Duke’s army and the Kingdom’s army tearing each other apart, the surrounding countries would not have been so keen to pay attention.

It was truly shocking!

Not only did he absorb the Kingdom’s army during the battle, but he also showcased secret weapons of tremendous power.

It was expected that the national power would weaken, but with the emergence of Prince Lauzel, it became clear that the kingdom would once again flex its muscles.

The surrounding countries had nothing to gain from the kingdom becoming stronger. They reacted extremely sensitively to Prince Lauzel’s movements.

Indeed, it was entering another turning point.

* * *

Legion looked in the mirror.

How long had he longed for this!

How long had he lived in this body?

Tears welled up in his eyes.

This perfect body!

Perfect skin tone!

The bizarreness that was seen because the face and skin tone were different had completely disappeared.

The dark skin tone disappeared and returned to its original fair skin tone.

Smooth skin without a single blemish and perfect curves.

A face that is dazzling even to my own eyes.

Tall height.

Eyes filled with melancholy.

An abundance of money to the point of overflowing.

The title is Count, a high-ranking noble.

It’s perfect…….

Is it because it’s too perfect?

Why don’t I still have a girlfriend?

When he thought of a girlfriend, Monster Girl came to mind. Damn it! It’s driving me crazy. He doesn’t know why his wife from his past life suddenly appeared and is tormenting him.

Shoo! Shoo! Go away.

Next time I see her, I’ll sprinkle salt on her face.

“Perfect! It’s perfect!”

Mibaek clapped his hands.

Finally, his mission was over. He was nagged for a long time to restore his skin tone to its original state. He had to apply cosmetics to his whole body every morning, noon, and evening.

President Re’s whole body and face have completely different skin tones.

That meant that even the color of his fingernails, toenails, and dick were different. Why the hell did it have to be his dick?

Mibaek had to apply cosmetics while fondling President Re’s dick.

It was truly a living hell.

If his dick came to life and moved, he would have wanted to strangle President Re’s neck without realizing it.

Don’t imagine strange things!

Of course, Legion also had his difficulties. How could he not feel humiliated when Mibaek was fondling his dick to apply cosmetics?

He wasn’t happy at all. But it was slowly coming to life and moving.

Ah! I’m not a pervert.

Anyway, after going through such difficulties, he barely returned to his original skin tone.

“Can you wear clothes now?”

Mibaek asked.

Legion’s other disadvantage.

That is that he can’t wear anything other than thin mesh-like clothes.

Therefore, he couldn’t even wear the legendary item, Tarantulan’s Armor, after the plastic surgery magic.

There was no choice.

Since he became dark-skinned, he had a lot of heat. Even in the middle of winter, he had to open the window and sleep to feel cool. What was absurd was that his body was cool, but his face was cold.

Perhaps it was because of his dark skin.

But now that’s over.

“I don’t feel hot.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Now I can dress up.”

“Congratulations.”

Mibaek was sincerely happy.

Could he finally escape from President Re’s clutches?

“Thank you. Is there anything lacking in me?”

“In terms of appearance?”

“Yeah.”

“You’re perfect. There’s nothing more to touch.”

Mibaek secretly drew portraits of Legion before and after. He asked the territory residents and drew a picture comparing his appearance when he was fat and his current appearance.

He is planning to open a plastic surgery magic clinic soon. Thanks to President Re, he has earned enough money. There was no shortage of money to open a plastic surgery magic clinic.

However, it was still a long way to go to recover the money he lost in Las Vegas.

He has to make money.

Then he has to gather people. How can he gather them?

The way to gather them is simple.

He can put out the before and after pictures of the person as an advertisement.

Mibaek was planning to use President Re’s before and after pictures as an advertisement.

Of course, he had no idea that it was putting his life in danger.

“Okay. Shall we go?”

Legion, dressed in full dress uniform, left the room. Dreiser and Bacon followed behind him.

In preparation for any unforeseen circumstances, the Legion army and many other units were staying near the capital, Poman.

The commanders who are currently in the capital, Poman, were Dreiser and Bacon, who became famous for cutting down Marquis Ebola, one of the five great warriors of the Grand Duke (Legion cut him down, but no one knows).

“Master, I’m nervous.”

Bacon, who was wearing full dress uniform for the first time, swallowed hard, perhaps because he was quite nervous.

“Just do what you always do. The way you always do it.”

Dreiser said with a smile.

“It’s a reward ceremony. A reward ceremony. The king himself is bestowing treasures upon us. This is the glory of the family. How can I not be nervous?”

“It’s just a reward.”

“Even if it’s the glory of the family?”

“Well, I don’t know. I don’t feel much emotion about it.”

Dreiser chuckled and said nothing more.

More than half a month has passed since the end of the civil war.

I was so out of my mind that I don’t even know how time has passed.

What the nobles, or rather Legion, did was to calm the unrest of the citizens.

They were worried that the nobles might harm them.

In fact, such things happened quite often. They were mistaken for being an occupying force. They committed rape and plunder against the citizens and were beheaded by Dreiser.

The enraged knights came to Dreiser, but were soundly defeated and returned.

There is no one in the Kingdom’s army who does not know Dreiser.

Those who have directly witnessed Dreiser’s martial prowess consider Dreiser to be the strongest among the seven strongest in the kingdom.

Also, Bacon’s status was soaring.

People put the word ‘Crazy’ in front of Dreiser’s name.

However, they did not attach such a word to Bacon. He was called the much cooler Flame Sword Bacon.

People said that if there was a vacant spot among the seven strongest in the kingdom, Bacon would be the first warrior to be named.

Legion is…….

No one knows.

Perhaps because his stomach hurt, Legion asked people directly.

“I heard there was someone who made a great contribution in this civil war.”

“Who is that?”

“Count Legion.”

“Count Remicon?”

“Legion!”

“Who is that?”

“I told you. He’s the one who made a great contribution in this civil war.”

“I don’t know who he is.”

“Really don’t know?”

“Enough. I don’t even want to know. Whether he’s Remicon or Lolicon.”

“Why is Legion a Lolicon?”

“Didn’t I say I wasn’t curious?”

Dreiser, who was watching, fell over laughing.

Legion, who was sulking, did not speak to Dreiser and Bacon for several days. He just grumbled like this at every meal.

“Some people must be happy. Their status has risen so much. Someone like me is nothing now.”

Dreiser and Bacon barely held back their laughter while looking at their master.

If they laughed outright, he would sulk again.

What was fortunate was that Legion was also invited to this reward ceremony.

If Legion had been excluded from this reward ceremony, he would have really sulked.

He might have just gone back to his territory as it was.

“This is the place.”

A very sophisticated-looking servant guided Legion, Dreiser, and Bacon to the Grand Hall.

It was a huge golden door with dragons engraved on it.

“This place is?”

Legion asked.

“This is the Grand Hall.”

“A place to hold parties?”

“No. This is a place to run state affairs. It is qualitatively different from a place to hold parties.”

Legion nodded.

An enormous energy was already flowing out from inside the golden door.

It was not a power that used magic.

It was an energy that humans naturally generate. It feels like they are in a very excited state.

“Then I wish you good news.”

The knights guarding the front of the golden door grabbed the doorknobs and pulled them to both sides.

The Grand Hall, where state affairs were run, unfolded before their eyes.

Wow!

A shout with hot heat poured out from the inside. The Grand Hall was much larger than I thought.

And there were far more people gathered there than I thought.

At least hundreds of people.

Many were familiar faces, but there were also many who were unknown.

“Oh, my ears hurt. It’s really noisy.”

Legion frowned slightly. He is from the countryside. Most nobles from the countryside do not like such complicated places. This is because they are not used to it.

“Count Legion.”

Count Persimmon recognized Legion and approached him. He gave Dreiser a slight nod.

Unofficially, Dreiser is his senior, but officially, he is far below him.

It is an official position now.

Even though he is his senior, he could not easily raise his words. It was better to just nod and not talk.

“Ah, Count. You came early.”

“Isn’t it a reward ceremony? It’s a reward ceremony held for the first time in 12 years.”

“Is it that important?”

“Of course. From today, many families will emerge with completely different power. Of course, many families will fall.”

“Fall?”

“The nobles who were with the Grand Duke should be over now.”

As Legion said.

It was expected that a massive bloodbath would occur, but most of the Grand Duke’s faction nobles, with the exception of a few key figures, maintained their lives.

Therefore, people thought that His Great Highness Lauzel had forgiven them.

There were already rash people who were talking about the birth of a holy king.

“It’s good not to be purged. Instead, the Grand Duke’s faction nobles will have to give up more than that.”

“What is that?”

“For example, hostages.”

“Hostages?”

“The Grand Duke’s faction nobles will send their eldest sons to the capital, Poman. The pretext is education, but no noble will think of it as education.”

“Ah, if you plot another rebellion, we’ll kill your eldest son first?”

“That’s right. That’s how you tame the Grand Duke’s faction nobles. In fact, there are quite a few useful people among the Grand Duke’s faction nobles. If they are all purged, the kingdom will have a gap in the middle. If there is no middle manager, how can it work properly?”

“I see.”

Legion nodded.

“You’ll get quite a big treasure this time, right?”

“Me?”

“Of course. Everyone who is invited here is here to receive an award. Nobles who do not receive an award are not invited at all.”

“Hmm, I didn’t do much in this war.”

“That’s ridiculous.”

Count Persimmon looked at Legion with a dumbfounded expression.

When you think about it, this war would not have been won without Legion.

It was because of him and the Legion army that the Kingdom’s army staged a great reversal.

The problem is that no one is aware of it.

There were quite a few nobles who didn’t even know that Count Legion had participated in this battle.

The only people who recognized him were Count Persimmon, Duke Sijinpi, and Great Sage Vasarabab.

According to rumors, it was because they strongly recommended that Count Legion should also be rewarded.

If it weren’t for their recommendation, Legion would be eating popcorn and looking around the department store.

“His Majesty the King is here!”

The old king, who barely survived from the hands of the Grand Duke, entered the Grand Hall.

Crown Prince Lauzel was smiling and standing next to him.

Legion was a little surprised.

Wow! That bastard. He looks good when he’s dressed like that.

Magic Is Learned For Nothing [EN]

Magic Is Learned For Nothing [EN]

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[English Translation] In a world where magic is a birthright, young Alexander, the diminutive heir to the Alexander Baron family, finds himself hunted by the relentless Legion. But fate, it seems, has other plans. Bestowed with a millennium's worth of luck and guided by the enigmatic artificial intelligence, Mark, Alexander's destiny takes a bizarre turn. A super serum, infused with the very essence of the Son of the Sun, courses through his veins, marking him as extraordinarily fortunate. But fortune, as they say, comes at a price. His first spell? A rather unglamorous remedy for constipation! Dive into the unpredictable journey of a novice magician as he navigates the treacherous path of power, proving that in the realm of magic, nothing is truly learned for nothing. Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarious mishaps, unexpected triumphs, and the ultimate question: can Alexander master his newfound abilities before they consume him?

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