Brother, Am I Cute? [EN]: Chapter 414

Hyung, aren’t I cute? 414

I picked Siha up from daycare.

Standing in front of the door, I hesitated for a moment before trying to open it.

Actually, the thought that this place might be a very dangerous horror scene briefly crossed my mind.

“Hyung?”

“Huh? No. It’s nothing.”

“Why? Is there something at home?”

“Huh? Of course, there is. I’ll open it.”

I entered the password and opened the door.

It wasn’t dark; the lights from the Christmas tree and the plasma ball welcomed us.

I opened the inner door.

“Eung?”

Siha made a questionable noise.

He usually says “Wow!” when he’s amazed.

Just then, Uncle came in with a birthday cake.

With five candles lit on it.

The house was filled with mismatched lights.

I didn’t know what to make of it.

“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Siha! Happy birthday to you! Yay!”

“Whoo!”

There was no time to wonder what was going on.

Siha blew out the candles.

I turned on the living room lights.

Only then did Siha notice the decorated living room.

“Balloons! There’s a tree too? Why?”

That was a question I had once had as well.

Uncle said.

“That’s in case we can’t celebrate Christmas here.”

“!!!”

“Anyway, it’s time to get presents.”

“No. Sing happy birthday one more time.”

“I knew it.”

Siha found the matches left on the table.

Why give two matches to make us do it twice?

Well, that’s what I was thinking.

We sang the birthday song once more, and Siha blew out the candles.

Now it’s really present time.

“Siha, happy birthday. This is a present for you.”

“What is it?”

“Open it.”

Siha opened the box.

Inside was a Pepe bag. It was custom-made, so it had a clean design.

I ordered it a bit bigger than his usual bag.

I like big bags. They’re cute like a turtle’s shell.

“It’s Pepe!”

“Yeah. Now you can throw away the penguin bag and use the Pepe bag. This is a one-of-a-kind bag.”

“Wow! Pepe bag!”

“Do you like it?”

“I like it! I like Hyung, and I like the Pepe bag!”

Siha was so happy that he hugged me.

I hugged him back.

In the meantime, Uncle took out his present too.

“Siha, this is a present from Uncle.”

“Eung?”

“Why?”

“Uncle, you gave me a present already.”

“You told me that was just a gift, and to give you a birthday present.”

“Siha was joking.”

“Actually, that wasn’t a present, this is the real present. Hehehe.”

“Eung? Really?”

“Yeah.”

Siha tried to open the long box, but it wasn’t easy.

Uncle tore off the tape and opened it for him.

Okay. Let’s see what’s inside that he’s so excited about.

Inside was a long sword.

Not just any sword.

“What is this?”

“It’s a lightsaber!”

“???”

“One for me too! Watch this!”

Uncle excitedly turned off the living room lights.

The room became dark again. Of course, the plasma ball and the Christmas tree lights were still lighting up the living room.

Whoosh!

The lightsaber made a sound and lit up.

“Amazing!”

Siha was already excited just by that.

He swung the lightsaber wildly. It was an impractical movement, but it looked cool.

“You can fight with this too. Wanna see?”

“Wanna see!”

Uncle grabbed the sword and hit the top of the sofa.

Clang. Clang. Zzzt.

The sound of hitting came out too.

It seemed like they used the sound from the movie as is.

“Keuh. This is it.”

“Uncle! Siha too! Siha too!”

“Does Siha want the red sword? The one Uncle has is a green sword.”

“Siha wants red!”

“I knew it.”

Usually, the bad guys use red, but does it matter?

As long as it looks cool.

For reference, green was used by scholars or teachers.

“If you press here, the light comes on.”

“!!!”

“Sihyuk, you take one too.”

“Yes?”

There’s one for me too? No way. How did he buy three presents?

For reference, mine is blue.

That’s the one that only the strongest fighters use. The blue one that the main character uses.

He bought all the colors.

“Hyung. Sword fight!”

Siha was very excited.

Uncle was naturally making the BGM [background music] with his mouth: Bbam bbam! Bbabababam Bbabababam!

I take back what I said about Siha being excited. They were both very excited.

Whoosh!

I turned the lightsaber on and off too.

“Can we put the cake away first and then play?”

“Totally.”

Wasn’t the cake supposed to be the main event on a birthday?

Everyone was not interested in the cake and was absorbed in the lightsaber.

Even the handle is wide.

As I was putting the cake away and putting it in the refrigerator, Uncle grabbed the plasma ball.

“In a little while, the energy of darkness will gather here.”

“!!!”

“When this is complete, the ultimate lightsaber bomb will be complete. Then no one in the universe will be able to defeat us.”

“!!!”

“No one can stop us.”

Uncle said that and glanced at Siha.

“Siha will stop you.”

“Hehehe.”

Whoosh!

The red lightsaber appeared through the darkness.

Uncle looked at it and turned on the green lightsaber.

I bet he bought the plasma ball for setting purposes.

What presents? The purpose was all set.

“The time is Christmas Eve.”

Well, he even gave the setting that there’s a tree. He’s showing that it’s December.

If there was an audience, they would naturally know the date.

“Are you going to stop me? Lee Siha!”

“Stop you!”

“I’m your uncle.”

Well. It’s less shocking than ‘I’m actually your father.’

Siha also says his line.

“I’m Siha! My brother Sihyuk.”

“Oh, really?”

“yes. sir! chisol! madaekasol!”

“What are you talking about all of a sudden?”

Where did Siha pick that up? That’s a line that was popular a long time ago.

But our Siha’s pronunciation has improved a lot? Is it because he’s talking to Uncle in English?

Uncle was flustered by the sudden remark, but he cleared his throat and regained his composure.

“If you don’t defeat me, the universe will be conquered.”

“No way!”

“Why not?”

“Eung?”

Siha was thinking about why it wouldn’t work.

But when are they going to fight? Why is there so much talking during the fight?

“If Uncle conquers the universe, everyone will be unemployed. Everyone will be hungry. It’s a big deal.”

“Hey! Does that make sense?”

“It’s okay. It’s okay.”

“What? What’s okay?”

Scary. If Uncle conquers the universe, everyone will lose their jobs.

“Perhaps the labor force will be replaced by androids produced from that energy body, and everyone will lose their jobs. And humans will be controlled, and a dictatorship will begin. In that sense, Siha is saying that if Uncle conquers the universe, people will become unemployed.”

“Are you kidding me?”

Uncle looked at me as if he was dumbfounded by my plausible setting.

Or maybe he’s giving me a look that says there’s no way Siha would have thought that far.

Anyway, that’s the setting!

“I don’t know. Take this!”

“Yap!”

The swords clash. They fall apart and come together. They match each other several times.

There’s a sound coming out. Clang. Clang. Zzzt.

Was that lightsaber made of a material that can be hit with a sword?

It’s sturdier than I thought? There’s no problem with Siha swinging it like that.

“Yap! Yap!”

The shout of swinging the sword is so cute.

The lightsaber is moving with a brilliant trajectory, but the shout is yap yap.

“Euhaha! Is that all you’ve got?”

As you know, Uncle doesn’t hold back to tease Siha. He’s always serious.

I can’t help it.

Whoosh.

The blue lightsaber cuts through the darkness.

Uncle quickly blocks it.

“Hyung!”

“Siha, attack.”

“Okay.”

From now on, the brothers will fight together.

“Uncle. You know that getting hit by a lightsaber can cause serious injury, right?”

“You’re both being unfair.”

Uncle quickly blocks with his sword.

He knocks out Siha’s sword, blocks my sword, and when Siha tries to attack, he presses my sword down, blocking the swords from crossing each other.

Uncle is putting in effort, so he must be serious?

“Uncle is amazing!”

“Uncle is good with swords.”

But 2 against 1 was difficult, so he quickly ran and crossed the sofa to another place.

Siha also ran after Uncle.

“Uncle, stay there!”

“No.”

Clang. Clang. Zzzt.

I quickly followed and attacked.

Uncle backed away, backing away to the kitchen.

When his back touched the sink, there was nowhere else to run.

Now is the time to end it.

“Uncle, you can’t run away anymore!”

“Hmm.”

“you lose!”

“No. not finish. Hoo.”

Uncle reaches out to the plasma ball.

“It’s incomplete, but I’ll receive that power into this lightsaber!”

“!!!”

“Uwaaa!”

Uncle pressed the button for about 2 seconds, and the lightsaber flashed in various colors.

Uncle raised the lightsaber up to make it more effective. Of course, it touched the ceiling.

Did it have that kind of function?

Siha’s eyes widened as he watched it.

Uncle gathers his energy.

“Uwaaaaa!”

Stab.

“Eok!”

Siha stabbed Uncle in the stomach as he was gathering his energy.

Uh? Wait a minute. Isn’t it the rule to wait for transformations or scenes like that? He stabbed him right in the stomach.

Uncle looked at Siha as if he thought so too.

“No. You have to wait.”

“It’s dangerous to wait.”

“No. That’s right, but.”

“Uncle. you lose.”

“Ugh.”

Well, Uncle had no choice but to fall.

In the meantime, he diligently turned off the lightsaber and put it in his hand.

Thud.

“Ugh.”

The acting of dying is realistic. It’s like a movie.

“I’ll be back…….”

Uncle raised his thumb and dropped his hand.

Hey? Isn’t that from another movie?

“Hyung. Siha won!”

“Yeah. You won. Congratulations!”

Clap clap clap.

We can just end it here, but should we do it more thoroughly?

It would be nice if it was more fun.

I approached the plasma ball.

Siha calls me.

“Hyung?”

I touch the plasma ball with a blissful expression.

“What should we do with this?”

“It’s a bomb. It’s dangerous. We have to turn it off.”

“But Siha.”

“Huh?”

“Do we really need to turn it off?”

“!!!”

Tap. I hit the plasma ball.

And looking at Siha.

“We can just have it.”

“No way. It’s dangerous.”

“Really? Then I can’t help it. I have to turn it off.”

I turned off the plasma ball.

The house became a little darker.

“Now that I’ve turned it off, I’ll take this and throw it away. Okay?”

“Okay!”

I said as if I was narrating.

“That’s how Hyung took the plasma ball. But he didn’t throw it away. The energy contained in it looked so delicious.”

“!!!”

“To be continued!”

“!!!”

Maybe the next story will be about the conflict between the brothers?

The movie was foreshadowing the next work.

Well, I don’t know if we’ll do it next time.

I turned on the living room lights.

“Do you want to eat cake now?”

“Let’s eat!”

We played a lot, so we should eat a piece of cake.

“Uncle. Wake up. Wake up.”

“Huh? Is it over already? What about the next episode?”

“Uncle. It’s all over.”

“We have to do the next episode.”

“Let’s eat cake and do it.”

Are we going to eat cake and do the next episode again?

That seems a little difficult, but I have to do it if Siha wants to. It’s his birthday today.

“Should I cut the cake?”

“Yeah! No!”

“???”

“Siha will cut it!”

“Okay. Cut it.”

Siha cut the cake in half.

He cut the cake well, probably because he saw me do it.

“This is for Hyung.”

“Thank you.”

“This is for Siha. And this is for Uncle.”

Uncle blinked.

“Doesn’t mine seem bigger? It’s a quarter of the cake?”

“Uncle eats fast, so you need a lot. Eat slowly.”

“???”

That must mean that it has to be twice as big to match our eating speed.

Our Siha is a genius!

“I don’t eat that fast.”

“No. Uncle eats fast.”

“Okay! Uncle eats fast. Then I have to eat half of the cake instead~”

“No way! The cake is Siha’s.”

“I already put a fork in the middle!”

“!!!”

“I also got saliva on it.”

“Eeing!”

In the end, he teases him for giving him a big one.

He probably would have teased him even if he gave him a small one.

It’s a peaceful birthday. Maybe.