Holy Idol [EN]: Chapter 70

< 70. Yeonwoo is Kind >

You probably already know that I chased after the soul. There’s no need to repeat what you already know.

Rembrary made that decision, and instead of giving an obvious answer, he asked a question himself.

“What’s your relationship with Sagamjae?”

“Work colleague. What’s your relationship with Sagamjae?”

“Work colleague…”

Rembrary trailed off, realizing something belatedly.

‘Work colleague? Then isn’t this a good opportunity to find out Sagamjae’s true identity?’

Besides, that woman also had a pale and bloodless face, just like Sagamjae. The atmosphere was subtly similar.

Maybe this time, he could get some useful information about Sagamjae.

“Who are you?”

“I’m Rem… Woo Yeonwoo.”

“I’m Jikjae. Sajikjae.”

“Not your name. I’m asking what your true identity is.”

“I didn’t ask for your name either, fake.”

“Fake?”

However, Rembrary’s question was ineffective. There was no one answering, only people asking questions. The two people’s conversation kept going around in circles.

Rembrary felt frustrated, but he realized that now wasn’t the time to play word games with this suspicious woman.

The sound of a siren was heard not far away. If he was any later, he didn’t know what Jongwoo would do.

“First, give me the soul.”

Rembrary said that and reached out his hand. The soul lightly touched Rembrary’s fingertips.

However, the woman quickly pulled the soul back, so he couldn’t take it.

Rembrary’s hand futilely cut through the air.

“Why are you doing this?”

Rembrary frowned and asked, annoyed at being interrupted.

The woman answered calmly.

“This human is dead. Why are you asking for the soul of a dead human?”

“He’s still alive.”

Rembrary pointed behind his shoulder with his thumb.

“There’s a body over there. A perfectly fine body that’s still breathing.”

The woman replied nonchalantly.

“But he’ll die soon.”

“If he’s not dead yet, it’s right to save him.”

“Whether it’s right or wrong is up to me to decide, isn’t it? Human, why don’t you move aside?”

“No one except God can give me orders.”

Rembrary said firmly.

At the kind but arrogant words, the woman’s hand momentarily lost strength. It wasn’t that she was surprised by Rembrary’s words. It was so funny to hear such crazy and cheesy things said so openly that she lost strength.

Rembrary didn’t miss the opportunity and quickly reached out to pull the soul towards him.

“You’re very arrogant.”

The woman muttered mockingly. However, she didn’t try to take the soul back. Instead, she crossed her arms and observed Rembrary.

The soul clung to Rembrary’s arm as if it were an oasis in the desert. As if it knew who to follow to live.

Rembrary tapped the soul’s back, which was annoyingly clinging to him, to make it behave, and then slung it over one shoulder.

“Hey, fake.”

After watching the scene, the woman called out.

Rembrary turned around, and their eyes met again.

“Why do you keep calling me fake?”

“See you later?”

‘She’s as strange as Sagamjae. Are all of Sagamjae’s colleagues strange?’ Rembrary didn’t answer and ran to Jongwoo with the soul.

The woman stared at the receding figure, then picked up her cell phone.

It was the exact same old-fashioned cell phone that Sagamjae used.

When she pressed and held the number one button, the phone rang once and Sagamjae immediately answered the phone.

– Did you find the fake?

Sagamjae in the receiver asked quickly.

The woman held the phone between her shoulder and ear, took out a piece of gum from her pocket, and put it in her mouth.

“I found him. We just parted ways.”

– What was he doing?

“He took a dead soul.”

– A soul? What is he going to do with it?

“I’ll have to keep watching. He just left.”

The woman made a balloon with her gum and smiled so that her eyes crinkled.

“But you’re right. He’s a really unique human. There’s something about him.”

* * *

Rembrary, unaware of what the woman was talking about with Sagamjae, hurried to where Jongwoo was.

However, Jongwoo wasn’t the only one there anymore. An ambulance that he had seen in dramas before was parked, and several people wearing the same uniform were nearby. Those people were putting the body of a collapsed person on a stretcher.

Around them, people in different clothes were holding out their cell phones like they were flashlights.

Jongwoo was talking to one of the paramedics when he spotted Rembrary and shouted, “Hey!”

Instantly, people’s attention turned to Rembrary. The cell phones they were holding were also pointed at Rembrary.

Even though Jongwoo had called him, Rembrary didn’t go to Jongwoo. Instead, he took the soul off his shoulder and approached the paramedics holding the stretcher.

“Excuse me. I have something to return to this person.”

When Rembrary, whom they had seen on TV, approached and said that, the paramedics stopped holding the stretcher. Knowing the bad rumors, their expressions twitched slightly.

“Return what?”

Instead of answering, Rembrary reached out his hand towards the person lying on the stretcher. To return the soul.

However, before his hand touched the body, he stopped, realizing something.

There were too many eyes around.

What if the people around saw him putting the soul back in?

As soon as he put the soul in, this semi-corpse would get up. People might find it strange. No, they would definitely find it strange.

However, he couldn’t put the soul back in from a distance.

Then how could he return the soul?

The soul was already struggling to get into its body.

At that moment, the cartoon that Hyegyeol had shown him came to mind.

A movie where a prince kissed a sleeping princess and the princess opened her eyes wide and woke up.

When Rembrary said, “Why is that prince kissing a dead person? His taste is suspicious,” Hyegyeol clicked her tongue, saying that Rembrary didn’t even know fairy tales.

Hyegyeol explained that there were many stories here where if you kissed someone who was sleeping like they were dead, the sleeping person would wake up.

At the time, Rembrary clicked his tongue, saying that the story didn’t make sense. He still thought it didn’t make sense.

But separately, that story seemed perfect to use now. Since it was a superstition that many people knew, it would be okay to apply it a little, right?

For a moment, Rembrary’s gaze scanned the collapsed person.

‘Kiss…’

However, he didn’t want to kiss that person.

Rembrary didn’t have reproductive desires, but it wasn’t that he didn’t feel reproductive discomfort.

Rembrary didn’t want to give a fairy-tale kiss to a bearded man who looked twice his age.

Then what if he borrowed Jongwoo’s strength?

Even though Jongwoo grumbled, he was kind, so he would kiss someone to save them.

He might not like it, but sometimes you have to do things you don’t like to save a person.

Rembrary decided to ask Jongwoo.

But thinking about it again, this was also a bit strange. If Jongwoo kissed him at Rembrary’s direction and then a miracle happened, wouldn’t people find him, not Jongwoo, suspicious?

That wouldn’t do either.

‘Then I need to find someone who wouldn’t be strange even if they kissed that man…’

As Rembrary was thinking, a perfectly suitable creature came into his sight. It was a cat with a very lovely yellow fur pattern.

‘I can use that!’

Rembrary gestured for the cat to come to him quickly. Those who are loved by God are naturally loved by animals, so the cat ran to Rembrary excitedly.

Rembrary lifted the cat with one hand. The cat snuggled into Rembrary’s arms, excited.

“Woo Yeonwoo, why suddenly a cat…?”

The paramedic, who had pushed the stretcher halfway into the ambulance, asked in confusion as Rembrary approached with the cat in his arms.

Instead of answering, Rembrary made the cat’s mouth touch the collapsed person’s cheek.

And in that fleeting moment, he put the soul into the collapsed person with his other hand.

“Hey!”

The paramedic, who had been frozen in shock, shouted and pushed Rembrary away.

Rembrary stumbled back half a step, holding the cat.

The angry paramedic’s face turned red and he almost cursed. Playing tricks on an unconscious person? It was too malicious.

However, just before the curse came out of his mouth. The collapsed person gasped heavily and suddenly raised his upper body.

The paramedics were surprised and stepped back.

The people who were excitedly filming with their cell phones, saying that Woo Yeonwoo was doing Woo Yeonwoo things again, were also surprised and froze.

The collapsed person looked around in confusion and muttered.

“What is this…? Who are you? Why am I here…?”

Rembrary handed the cat to that person.

The collapsed person accepted the cat without knowing why, then pointed at Yeonwoo in surprise.

“You, I’ve seen you before!”

That person’s expression turned pale.

“You saved me!”

Rembrary put his finger to his lips.

The paramedic looked at Rembrary with a sullen face.

* * *

Title: Woo Yeonwoo Saved a Person with a Cat!

I just saw it with my own eyes! When Woo Yeonwoo brought a cat to a person, the fainted person suddenly woke up!

– ???

– What are you talking about?

– Is this the content of a dream you had today?

Title: I’m the person who used Woo Yeonwoo cat CPR earlier

I can’t edit the post, so I’m continuing.

There’s evidence. Watch the video.

– ???

– Wow? Is it real?

– Timingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Woo Yeonwoo just seems to be doing psycho thingsㅋㅋㅋ The timing of the collapsed person waking upㅋㅋ

– It looks like Woo Yeonwoo is just doing Woo Yeonwoo things to me too. Isn’t it a psycho act?

– But the person who woke up seems to be thanking Woo Yeonwoo?

ㄴ Of course he’s thankful for getting a kiss from Nyangnyang [onomatopoeia for a cat’s meow]!

ㄴ What does it mean that the person who woke up said he’s seen Woo Yeonwoo before?

ㄴ I’ve seen Woo Yeonwoo too. He’s always on TV and in the news.

* * *

[Breaking] Woo Yeonwoo Saves Person with Cat Kiss

[Breaking] Woo Yeonwoo’s Manager Saves Man with Heart Attack… “It’s a Natural Thing”

[Exclusive] Man in His 40s with Heart Attack, Woo Yeonwoo Saved Me and Gave Me a Cat as a Gift “It’s My First Time Raising a Cat, But I’ll Do My Best”

(Comprehensive) Paramedic, Woo Yeonwoo Didn’t Save Him… But He Definitely Tried to Save Him

(Comprehensive 2) Paramedic, It’s a Big Deal to Bring a Stray Cat to a Collapsed Person “Worried About People Copying”

[Exclusive] Hawk-Eyed Woo Yeonwoo? Turns Out He’s Been Like This Before…

– I don’t even know if Woo Yeonwoo is kind or not at this point.

– Is it kind to bring a cat’s face to a collapsed person? Besides, did Woo Yeonwoo save him? The manager did all the reporting.

ㄴ But the person who collapsed specifically thanked Woo Yeonwoo.

ㄴ That person said in an interview that Woo Yeonwoo was running around trying to save him.

– Someone on xxx released their black box footage. I don’t know what Woo Yeonwoo is doing, but he’s running around really hard.

ㄴ I saw it too, but it’s a bit strange? That person collapsed and woke up once when Woo Yeonwoo came, but Woo Yeonwoo ran up and knocked him out again with a back smack.

ㄴ ㄴㄴ He was acting a bit strange when he woke up then.

ㄴ That’s right, he was walking around like a zombie.

ㄴ He probably walked like a zombie because he was sick. Is it human to slap a sick person on the back?

– The method is crazy, but it’s certain that Woo Yeonwoo and his manager ran around and reported it to save that person. How kind is it to run around helping someone like it’s your own business in this world? Are there any of you who are cursing Woo Yeonwoo as a psycho who would do what Woo Yeonwoo did? Of course, I agree that Woo Yeonwoo is a psychoㅇㅇ

ㄴ ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Last line twistㅋㅋㅋㅋ [Korean slang for laughing]

ㄴ His personality is trash, but he refuses sponsorships to maintain his premarital purity, a righteous psycho who slaps the back of a collapsed person to save them and uses cats;; What a terrible hybrid;;

* * *

Representative Lim’s hand, which had been trembling every time he clicked the mouse, gradually calmed down as the reaction to Rembrary wasn’t too bad.

Representative Lim said leisurely, with a neat smile on his face.

< 70. Yeonwoo is Kind > End