Magic Is Learned For Nothing [EN]: Chapter 285

Magic is Learned for Nothing – Episode 286

# 286

The Revival of the Bone Dragon 1

Natalie is marrying a human?

This is unacceptable for a proud Dark Elf.

But no matter how much I think about it, I couldn’t find a man better than Legion. First of all, he is so popular, loved by the people of the territory, has no racial discrimination, and has consideration and kindness to embrace everything in the world. Where else would you find a man like that?

He is incomparable to those narrow-minded Dark Elf brats.

Besides… isn’t he a short-lived human?

Really the best condition.

I also saw Legion’s face without his helmet.

He was so dazzlingly beautiful. Even a man would think so. What would my daughter think when she sees him? They are the same young man and woman. I have to throw them on a deserted island by any means.

Surely… nothing will happen even if they are trapped on a deserted island, right?

As a result of seeing Legion’s appearance, he has a lot of curiosity about women, but he is definitely a simpleton. Then, even if I set the table for him, he may not know how to eat it.

‘I should… teach Natalie.’

Tell her not to hesitate and get him. Ah, I should tell her mother to teach her this.

I’m too embarrassed to say that much.

Okay. Operation start.

“So, you’re saying you want me to make your skin color the same all over?”

“Yes, that’s right. It’s really… as you can see, it’s very uncomfortable to go around like this.”

“You can’t even wear clothes?”

“Yes, I wear them for a while, but sweat pours out. It’s so stuffy that I can’t wear them.”

Sanca looked at Legion’s well-built upper body.

Even the dark skin tone… it’s really art. It’s a color that goes well with our Dark Elves… His face is unnecessarily too white.

Is it because I have dark skin too? I feel more attached to him.

I glanced at my daughter.

Her eyes were fixed on Legion’s body. It seems like she’s hooked.

Youth is good for this reason.

“Wouldn’t it be better if your face was dark too?”

Legion felt a deep sense of frustration at Sanca’s question. Sanca, sensing this, quickly changed the subject.

“I can fix it.”

“Really?”

Legion’s eyes lit up. As his eyes sparkled, Natalie had a blissful expression. It seems she had already forgotten all the harsh things he had said to her.

“But I need materials. I used up all the materials during the first full-body plastic surgery.”

“I don’t care how much money it costs.”

“There are rare materials that you can’t get with money.”

“I see. Then how long do you think it will take?”

“It won’t take long. Do you know about Habgungdo [a remote, deserted island]?”

“Habgungdo?”

“Yes.”

“I’ve never heard of it.”

“You probably haven’t heard of it because it’s a deserted island. Anyway, go there with my daughter. I’ll find the materials and go there.”

“Yes?”

A question mark popped up in Legion’s head.

What nonsense is this? Why do I have to go to an island with that ugly Natalie?

“You need to receive the energy of the island to complete the re-plastic surgery.”

“…….”

Legion asked with a slightly suspicious expression.

“Last time… didn’t you say it would just work?”

“Hmm. That was then. Now I need a different method.”

“I’m very busy, you know? Can’t I just go in when you find the materials later?”

“It would be good to go right now.”

“No, when you find the materials.”

“That’s a shame.”

“A shame? What is?”

“Ahem, there is something.”

Legion stared at Sanca.

He could feel that he was plotting something. I don’t know what it is, but I have a feeling that something big will happen if I go to the deserted island.

It’s like we might go as two but come back as three.

Absolutely! I absolutely can’t go to the deserted island with Natalie.

I should give up on the re-plastic surgery and find Whitening.

It will cost a lot of money, but that’s the surest way. So Legion sent a letter to the Skeleton Postman.

-Dear Whitening.

Please sell me all the Estée Lauder brown bottles you have. I don’t care how much it costs. Just deliver the items to the Skeleton Postman.

But another magician sent a reply.

-To the Honorable Count Legion.

Whitening, whom you are looking for, is not here. He left the Magic Tower a long time ago. No one knows where he went. He packed all his bags as if he would never return. He didn’t say a word about where he was going.

I’m sorry I couldn’t help you.

Legion grabbed the back of his neck after receiving the letter.

He was sure that he would return to his original skin color if he had one of the two.

He thought it wasn’t a very difficult level.

But I never thought I would be blocked by a wall like this.

There’s no way to find Whitening?

Then I can’t even get cosmetics. I might have to live like this for the rest of my life.

Legion looked at Natalie. Go to a deserted island with that child?

I can’t do that.

His instincts were telling him to do so.

If you go, you’ll be a dad.

Legion shook his head.

He had no desire to become a father yet.

Let’s think about having a child who looks like Natalie. Aaaah, even hedgehogs love their children, but I don’t think that’s the case.

So Legion gave up on returning to his original skin color for the time being.

He met Gibbs, the head of the Assassin Guild, after a long time.

Gibbs said he no longer runs the Assassin Guild. When I asked him what he does for a living, he said he runs an information guild.

That’s good.

Legion told Gibbs to find the magician named ‘Whitening’ no matter what. He gave him plenty of money. Gibbs was doing quite well after changing his business. Several other guilds came in and took their place, but they couldn’t surpass Gibbs, who was the local boss.

The number of guild members is over thirty.

That’s proof that the village has grown that much, and it also means that Gibbs’ business skills have improved a lot.

But Gibbs put everything aside and decided to take on Legion’s work.

“Lord, you are my sky. I would jump into the fires of hell for you.”

After leaving words of excessive loyalty.

Now all that’s left is to wait.

Please!

Don’t make me go to a deserted island!

* * *

“Hehehehe.”

Shuttle laughed in a low voice.

There was nowhere in this heinous territory where there were no eyes.

They laugh, enjoy, and pretend to be good, but they are madly spying on each other. Above all, it is full of monsters.

I am also a 6-circle necromancer, but I can’t dare to show off anywhere.

A passing servant is a 5-circle magician.

What kind of dirty place is this?

Some time ago, I found a bar run by Rose or something. She was a pretty bar owner who caught my eye. She said she was running the bar following in her father’s footsteps.

Damn it, but it turned out she was married.

She was married to a sturdy man named Heater. She also had a child. The man looks after the child and the woman earns money.

Is he a shutter man [stay-at-home dad]? I’m so jealous.

The important thing is not that.

Shuttle boasted a little while drunk.

“I’m a 6-circle necromancer.”

“Ah, that’s great.”

Rose answered insincerely. Even though he was drunk, Shuttle quickly noticed.

“Do you know what a 6-circle is?”

“I know.”

“That’s a big deal.”

“I know.”

“And I’m a necromancer.”

“A corpse lover? Are you a corpse fetishist?”

“Don’t disparage necromancers like that!”

“Then what do you call them?”

“Um, um. Just call them necromancers.”

“Okay. Mr. Necromancer. If you don’t mind, please get rid of those skeletons. I don’t know why they keep coming and drinking free alcohol.”

“Don’t look down on skeletons either!”

I got angry in my drunken state.

I did something I would never do normally. He jumped up and shouted.

“Damn it, I’m a 6-circle necromancer. Is there anyone here who can beat me? Come out! I’ll tear your mouth apart!”

I’m a 6-circle, but my close combat power is terrible.

My magical ability to use elements is not very good either. His specialties were summoning skeleton series, possessing souls, and curses.

In other words, fighting secretly was what he did best.

But this is the countryside.

It has developed more than I thought, but it is definitely the countryside. How many people stronger than me are there in this countryside? That kind of competitiveness also played a part.

But-

All the people drinking in the bar got up from their seats.

It was Abdul Jabbar and his unit who were taking a sweet break after completing their field training.

I was really beaten to a pulp.

“Are those guys ordinary soldiers? No way!”

They are ordinary soldiers.

It’s just that half of them are magic users, and half of them are soldiers of 4-star masters or 5-star users who draw mana blades very clearly.

Their eyes have surpassed wild animals through repeated hellish training.

Shuttle was frolicking in front of them-

It was thanks to Legion’s law that absolutely prohibited murder within the territory that he was still alive.

Shuttle gritted his teeth.

Now there is only one thing left.

Revive the Bone Dragon and wipe out President Re and his followers.

President Re sent the Bone Dragon away in one blow.

I witnessed it right in front of me. President Re is 10 times scarier than the Bone Dragon.

But what about the Bone Dragon’s breath?

Is there anyone who can survive the dragon’s breath?

If it’s a surprise attack, I have a good chance of winning.

And finally, the day of the final battle has come.

* * *

Damn it, this doesn’t seem right.

Shuttle swallowed hard. He said to Legion early in the morning.

“The revival of the Bone Dragon is ready.”

As expected, Legion was very happy.

“Already?”

“Yes.”

“Can we start right away?”

“Of course.”

“Okay. Did everyone hear that? The Bone Dragon’s revival ceremony will be held today.”

“Oooooh! The Bone Dragon’s revival ceremony!”

“Wow! I’m seeing things like that because I’m alive.”

“Wow! Are we having a cutting ceremony [a ritual to ward off bad luck]? I heard that’s how accidents don’t happen.”

The exclusive servants who were eating raised their hands and got excited. The maids who were carrying food also showed interest.

“Lord, can we watch too?”

“Of course, as much as you want. Let’s call all the villagers this time. When else will you see the Bone Dragon’s revival ceremony?”

“Thank you. Lord. You’re the best!”

The maids sent hearts to Legion with two fingers.

That’s how- things got bigger and bigger.

Waggle waggle.

The Bone Dragon’s bones were piled up like a mountain in front of Legion’s mansion. More than hundreds of people gathered in front of it. They were mostly children with nothing to do and old people who came holding their hands.

Besides, off-duty soldiers, exclusive servants, Sepia, and Ogres took their places.

“Is this a dream? What the hell are you telling me to do?”

Shuttle wanted to pinch his cheek.

What he wanted was to secretly call out only Legion and then revive the Bone Dragon.

When President Re is impressed!

The Bone Dragon’s breath is fired.

President Re will disappear without a trace. Since he is such a mysterious person, no one will be worried that he has disappeared for a day or two.

After searching President Re’s vault and stealing a huge amount of wealth, he disappears from here like a great thief.

That was Shuttle’s secret plan.

But in this way, it becomes impossible to fire the breath. No, I can go crazy and fire the breath.

But many people will lose their lives.

I can’t even guarantee my own life. What if other strong people who noticed survive?

Even if only one of President Re, Dreiser, Lich Mamon, and Sepia survives, I cannot escape death. It is difficult to even dream of joining hands with them.

Then what should I do?

Damn it.

“Start!”

Legion shouted.

I couldn’t put it off any longer.

Shuttle chanted a spell- and the bones were automatically matched.

And gradually, the huge Bone Dragon began to take shape. The Bone Dragon’s overwhelming presence, which was over dozens of meters, was beyond imagination.

But-

No one felt fear.

Especially the children like it so much.

-Kuooh!

It was the same even when the Bone Dragon’s fear aura exploded. The children rushed out and hung on the Bone Dragon.

“Fly like a wyvern!”

“Hurry up and make a boong boong sound [onomatopoeia for engine noise]!”

“Bone Dragon, are you slower than a wyvern?”

The Bone Dragon seemed to be embarrassed.

“Good job.”

Legion clapped and approached. He pats Shuttle on the shoulder and congratulates him.

Shuttle gritted his teeth and nodded.

I can’t bring myself to order the children to fire their breath.

“But…….”

“Yes?”

“Doesn’t that guy’s tail look a little short?”

“Yes?”

“I’m talking about that Bone Dragon. The tail is a little short.”

Only then did Shuttle realize, ‘Ah!’

He quickly turned his head to Sepia. Sepia was seen hurrying out of here.

Legion turned his head and looked at Sepia.

“Is that bastard?”

“Yes?”

“Did that bastard take the Bone Dragon’s tail?”

“Ah, yes…….”

I couldn’t bring myself to say that I ate it in Gomtang [Korean oxtail soup]. Even more so that I got a bowl too.

“You son of a bitch! Where is there a Bone Dragon with a short tail! What is that guy, a Welsh Corgi! Hey! Sepia! Stop there! Hey! You’re dead if you don’t stop! Hey, Sepia!”