Magic Is Learned For Nothing [EN]: Chapter 448

Magic is Learned for Nothing – Episode 449 (449/502)

# 449

The Strongest Staff in History 2

Legion meticulously specified the details he wanted in the contract.

Since there was no handwritten contract, it was an image-based contract written with his soul on the line.

First, the strongest staff in history must absolutely obey Legion.

Second, the bikinis must not be the same. Every time it appears, the bikini must be changed to match the latest trends.

Third, always call him ‘Oppa’ [a Korean term used by females to address older brothers or close male friends/love interests].

And so on, there were a whopping 100 items listed.

The staff was dumbfounded.

Although the content was thorough, many things were written to suit his taste.

And it had no gender. It wasn’t divided into male and female like humans or other creatures.

What ‘Oppa’ was the staff talking about?

He seemed like a crazy pervert.

He was seriously worried that the lord might get too close to a woman on her way to work on the estate bus and get caught by the bus security.

Imagine how embarrassing it would be if the lord got caught doing something like that.

The Duke wielded judicial power in his hands.

A ridiculous situation could arise where such a lord would have to judge himself.

-I committed sexual harassment, so I should be sentenced to two years in prison. Now, lock me up. No bail either.

Ah!

I don’t even want to imagine it.

-Okay.

Oppa.

-Okay. Oppa. I will accept everything, so please sign.

Should I do it here?

-Yes, Oppa. Oh, and to activate me, you need to give me a name.

A name?

-Yes.

What?

-Oppa has to decide.

Um, let’s go with Twavis.

-…….

Why aren’t you answering?

-Who?

Twavis.

-Are you crazy? That’s going to get you in trouble.

Why?

-Twavis or TwaXna. Let’s do something else. Unless you want to go to the police station crying.

Um, then Sophie Marceau so I don’t get caught.

-Sophie Marceau?

Yeah.

-That incredibly old actress? La Boum! You call it lovely!

Why, is it weird? She was an actress whose picture I had laminated on my desk when I was young.

-Don’t you have another name? Something younger and fresher.

You’re really picky.

-It’s a name I’ll have to be called for the rest of my life. Please think about it properly.

Let’s go with Genie.

-Genie?

Yeah, I think that’s the best. She appears as a wish-granting giant in the books I’ve read.

-Hmm, good.

Okay. Genie, I will make a contract with you.

-I accept.

Legion clenched his fist.

Finally, his wish was coming true.

He had finally obtained the transforming staff he had wanted so badly. Thanks to this, he was able to escape from his sadness over Princess Rosemary for a while.

-Oppa! Shout my name!

Legion nodded and shouted, holding the broken staff.

“Come out! Genie!”

At that moment!

An enormous light burst out from Genie.

The staff crumbled like sand in Legion’s palm. It scattered, emitting a golden light.

Legion stared at the staff as if in ecstasy. The staff, which had turned golden, seeped into his entire body through his pores.

-This can’t be!

Mark exclaimed.

Why?

-The staff is becoming nano-particulate!

What is that?

-It’s complicated to explain. There is such a thing. To put it simply, isn’t Lich Mamon’s soul vessel dissolved in your blood?

That’s right.

-The staff is similar. It has been broken down into atomic units and hidden in your body. When you say the activation word ‘Genie’, it will be restored to the desired form at any time.

Legion clenched both fists.

Now, he no longer had to bother searching through the subspace to take out the strongest staff in history.

Sometimes he would forget where he put it.

The subspace was really wide.

Since Mamon was constantly expanding the subspace, it was now large enough to hold at least twenty of his mansions.

Well, it had to be that big for Daganda Z and Bone Dragon to rest inside.

Thanks to this, Legion was not the only one who had a headache. Because he couldn’t find the staff after throwing it away.

Sometimes it took half a day to find it. When he asked Mamon to help him find it, he ran away saying, ‘I’m busy, so goodbye.’

He found it alone.

He was upset and angry.

Now he didn’t have to do that.

With just one activation word, the transforming staff would appear out of nowhere, and he didn’t have to ask Mamon for help.

-Um, we’ve been dragging our feet for too long! The Demon King fired the same flash as before.

Ah! For a moment, he had been distracted by something else.

Genie! Now is the time to show your abilities.

“Genie! Show me your form!”

He said the activation word.

Instantly, Genie, who had been divided into molecular units inside Legion’s body, came out through his pores.

And it wrapped around Legion’s entire body.

In an instant, Legion transformed into the form he wanted.

A handsome man is wearing a bikini.

* * *

Legion’s desperate fight gave Vasarava Bob and John Wick hope.

Yes, Duke Legion can do it.

But the Demon King’s power was endless. As soon as he fired the flash, Countess Annabelle’s castle melted away completely.

It was a sight hard to believe even when seeing it.

It wasn’t sizzling and melting.

It wasn’t burning hot either.

It literally evaporated in the air. For a moment, he could see the faces of the many people hiding inside.

He could see their eyes clearly.

Fear and despair!

“Ugh!”

Dozens of knights couldn’t bear it and threw up what was inside.

They were knights who had traveled through many battlefields. Their experience was far greater than that of young knights.

Even those knights couldn’t bear to see such a sight.

The sight felt more cruel than a battlefield of killing and being killed.

A sight that seemed to obliterate even the soul.

The last eyes of those people would remain in the knights’ hearts forever and would never be erased.

“Duke Legion seems to be in danger. We will draw the Demon King’s attention.”

John Wick shouted as if he had made up his mind. Why wouldn’t he want to live? He wanted to lead his men and get out of here right away. But what good would it do to survive like that?

He and his men would have to live in shame for the rest of their lives.

The Demon King descended and killed Princess Rosemary of the Empire, Duke Legion of the Kingdom, and the Great Sage Vasarava Bob.

And they survived.

Since the Demon King had descended, they would not be severely punished.

But they would have a tag attached to them for the rest of their lives.

When everyone risked their lives to fight the Demon King, they turned tail and ran away.

That was a stigma.

A stigma once stamped could never be erased.

Did they want to live like that?

Someone said.

Even rolling in a pile of dog poop is better than the underworld.

A pile of dog poop is still a pile of dog poop.

John Wick and the knights didn’t have the confidence to live in such a pile of dog poop. They would rather save Duke Legion and the Great Sage Vasarava Bob and die.

He would never abandon his family.

“No. Just wait a moment.”

“No. Even Duke Legion won’t be able to stop the flash from earlier. I’ve never seen such powerful magic before. Vasarava Bob, you saw it too. The castle disappeared completely. How can you stop a flash of such power?”

“Still… still, wait a little longer. Don’t try to throw your life away in vain.”

“No. It’s dangerous. We’ll go.”

“Look.”

“Yes?”

“Duke Legion has stopped.”

“What does that mean?”

“He’s trying to evolve again.”

“I don’t know what you mean.”

“Look closely at Duke Legion. The staff he was holding has disappeared.”

What does that have to do with it?

John Wick tilted his head as if he didn’t understand.

“The staff has turned into light. And I saw it.”

Vasarava Bob saw the magic power beyond common sense that was emitted from the staff being absorbed into Legion’s entire body.

The current Legion was too strong to be judged by his standards.

His magic power was also impossible to measure.

He, an 8th circle mage, couldn’t measure Duke Legion’s magic power?

There was only one reason.

He had far surpassed his skills.

Duke Legion had surpassed the 8-star, 8th circle level in an instant due to some enlightenment.

He was definitely the strongest man in the existing kingdom.

He even had hope that he might be able to send the Demon King back.

At least he might be able to fight the Demon King on equal terms.

But Duke Legion didn’t seem satisfied.

As soon as he saw the flash, he absorbed all the magic power of the staff.

And…….

“W-What is that?”

John Wick turned his head away as if he was embarrassed.

Duke Legion appeared wearing a bikini that only women who were confident in their bodies wore.

Crazy…….

Vasarava Bob, who had believed in Duke Legion, felt a deep sense of betrayal.

* * *

-Transformation-type staff, transformation complete as Oppa wanted!

Magic power increased by 450 percent.

Shield activated.

Energy fully up!

Stats surpassed 9th circle. Approaching 10th circle.

Close combat ability reached its peak.

Can operate in outer space.

The time limit for the Ultra Grand Master has disappeared.

Can absorb infinite magic power from the planet.

Genie’s voice was heard in his ear.

Good.

Amazing.

All good.

But what is this?

It’s not a woman wearing a bikini…….

Why do I have to wear a bikini?

Are you crazy?

Am I supposed to fight wearing this?

Ah, s***! It’s a thong. The end of the panties is digging into my butt.

Hey! How am I supposed to fight wearing this?

-I completed the transformation as Oppa wanted. Why are you mad at me!

Genie shouted.

Legion tore at his hair.

He had made a big mistake.

He thought that an artificial intelligence staff that moved automatically like Lucas’s Cat Girl would appear.

He thought that a super beauty would wear a bikini and team up with him to fight.

He didn’t want to look like this even as much as a toenail.

He was ruined.

Legion carefully made a vow.

He would never take Genie out again.

He did the bikini fusion (?) today because he didn’t know, but he would never be like this again.

Fighting in a bikini in front of so many people?

S***.

He’d rather die.

-Oppa! The Demon King shot a flash. Automatic defense system activated.

The flash fired from the six hands of Johnkka, the 6th Demon King of Yukgapseongjeon [likely a reference to a fictional demon king or a game character], struck Legion.

At that moment!

The top that Legion was wearing shone and absorbed all of the Demon King’s flash.

Vasarava Bob, John Wick, and the knights closed their eyes tightly, but no explosion occurred.

The flash disappeared in an instant.

The most surprised was the Demon King. He fired Yuksalgwangpo [likely a special attack name] in succession with a look of disbelief.

The flashes flickered without a sound. Yuksalgwangpo, which had enough energy to blow away an entire city, filled the sky.

Swaaaa!

The heavy rain evaporated before it even touched Yuksalgwangpo.

The sky shone brightly as if it was angry due to the flash.

The flash was much brighter than thunder could ever be.

Such Yuksalgwangpo was…….

Completely blocked by Genie. Genie, who had absorbed all the flashes, shouted.