Reader’S Regeneration Life [EN]: Chapter 346

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Not good.

After sending Rishikida off to continue her training, Sion headed to his room, which had been empty for a while.

And upon arriving in front of it, Sion had no choice but to stand there for about 10 minutes.

The reason was the voices coming from inside—a woman’s voice sounding quite urgent, and another woman’s voice whispering as if to seduce her.

“Why, why on earth are you telling me to wear this!”

“Seriously, is this woman stupid or what!

Don’t you take weapons when you go to the battlefield?

Don’t you wear armor?

It’s obvious!

This is war too, so of course, you need to bring weapons and wear armor!”

“Armor is supposed to cover the important parts of the body!

Th-This is the opposite!”

“What are you talking about?

This covers the important parts too, you know?

Just not the other parts!”

“···.”

‘Preparing is good, but if you’re going to do it, you should either do it in advance or do it secretly,’ Sion thought. ‘Doing it this way, neither here nor there, what am I supposed to do?’

It’s almost dinner time, and I was hoping to have a nice meal with my family for the first time in a while, but this is troubling.

So, Sion sighed and was about to grab the doorknob to enter the room when suddenly, Lilith’s strangely urgent voice came from inside.

“Jaan, what if Sion suddenly barges in and we’re caught in this half-prepared state?

Sion hates that kind of thing.

He’s a man who’s always thoroughly prepared, so what would he think of a woman who lacks preparation!

Careless and not meticulous, huh?

Is that how you want to be seen?”

“What are you saying!”

“···.”

Those words were for Jaan, but also for Sion.

Jaan probably hadn’t noticed yet, but Lilith had already realized that Sion had arrived at the door and was warning him not to come in until the preparations were complete.

‘If I open the door and go in without noticing…’ Sion mused.

Jaan would be one thing, but Lilith would nag me relentlessly, saying I have no sense.

Recalling the words of the Great Sage that there’s nothing more humiliating than being nagged, Sion quietly took his hand off the doorknob.

“Alright, alright!

Hurry up and put it on!

Get in position!”

“D-Does this really work?”

“You don’t trust this sister?

Who do you think I am?

I’m the Succubus Queen, you idiot!

There isn’t a man I haven’t seduced!

I even played around with some of the Celestials, and the top-ranking Celestials got so angry that they attacked me.

Idiots, why are they taking it out on me when they can’t even manage their own kind?

Anyway, we’re almost done preparing, so do your best.

I don’t usually give out these kinds of opportunities, but I’m doing it because our Jaan is so cute.”

“Ugh, ugh!

St-Stop it!

Ah, it hurts!”

It seems Lilith is pulling her cheeks, as Jaan’s voice sounds strange.

Imagining Jaan’s cheeks being pulled by someone, not just any woman, Sion couldn’t help but laugh and had a hard time stifling his laughter.

“···Okay.

Preparation complete.”

Finally, that preparation is over.

Haa!

Lilith sighed and made strange noises, saying that with this, they would definitely win the upcoming battle, and that even Sion would fall for this armor.

Sion was about to mutter to himself about what that preparation was when suddenly.

Click!

The door suddenly opened, and Lilith’s silver hair appeared first.

Instead of just opening the door and leaving as usual, she turned around to look inside the room and, instead of cheering with ‘Fighting!’, she muttered, ‘You’re an idiot if you fail!’

That was the Succubus Queen.

Lilith finished her not-so-encouraging cheer, closed the door, and sighed.

“Hoo.”

“···What are you doing?”

“Oh my!

Sion, when did you get here!

Ah, I was just cleaning the room, and this sister just found something a little while ago!

It would be ‘so’ nice if you went in and opened it!”

‘Is this acting, or is she just playing with me?’ Sion wondered. He already knew that Lilith was a great actress, but the only reason she would show such a ridiculous appearance was one thing.

She probably wanted to tease Jaan, who was biting her nails inside, not knowing what to do.

It was literally the essence of bad acting, and Sion covered his face at Lilith’s lines.

“···So, is the cleaning all done?”

“Yes!

I cleaned it up very neatly and redecorated the room.

You’ll be so surprised when you go in!”

Somehow, I can only imagine Jaan trembling with tension inside.

Thinking that, Sion opened the door and stepped inside as Lilith told him to.

And at the sight that unfolded before his eyes, Sion was speechless, just as Lilith had expected.

“Ugh… !”

Why the table is in the middle of the room, let’s just skip that.

Even if Jaan is sitting on it with her hands politely placed on her knees, let’s just skip that too.

The sight of Jaan wearing only an apron, the kind worn by maids in the kitchen, on her fair skin without even underwear was something that could never be skipped.

“···Huh?”

Sion had already roughly anticipated Lilith’s prank, so he had resolved not to show a foolish reaction no matter what situation unfolded before his eyes.

He knew that the Succubus Queen not only sought pleasure in her relationship with Sion but also felt great pleasure in the development of relationships between other women and Sion.

He knew that if he fell for her pranks, he would only become more tired.

But, if there was a man who could remain calm after seeing that sight, he would probably be Kim Yu-hyun, Sion thought foolishly, and he swallowed hard without realizing it.

Jaan, who usually didn’t care about dressing up, had her messy hair meticulously brushed into long, flowing hair, and the woman, who didn’t like to reveal her body because she was from the North, was completely naked except for an apron.

Her basic appearance was, of course, beautiful, but with the addition of light makeup that seemed to be Lilith’s handiwork, it was as if a succubus who looked similar to Jaan was sitting there.

“Wh-What are you, doing!”

Just as silence was settling between Sion and Jaan.

Lilith, who hadn’t gone anywhere yet, opened her mouth, hitting her chest as if frustrated.

‘Don’t just stand there foolishly, quickly show off the practiced, sure-win formula,’ she thought.

“Quickly, s-say, th-those, words!”

“···Ugh!”

What kind of words did she practice that made Jaan, the scary woman called Khan, react like that?

Sion suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

After thinking about what words would come out of Jaan’s mouth, he was realistically worried about whether he could endure hearing those words.

“Y-You, idiot, ah!

Wh-What!

Do!”

To be at the level of openly cursing Jaan like that.

At this point, Sion knew that quickly running away from this place would be beneficial to his body in the future.

However, unfortunately, our Little One [Sion’s inner desires/urges] was holding his legs tightly, pinning Sion to the spot, and whispering to him like this.

—Are you an idiot?

They’ve even set the table for you, and you’re going to refuse it?

Are you a eunuch?

Where are you going after seeing this?

Are you in the same league as Kim Yu-hyun?

—

Honestly, it’s rude to compare me to Kim Yu-hyun, Little One.

I’ve achieved quite a few things.

Succubus Queen, Myo Eun Clan Princess, enemy knight, only daughter of a great mage, Khan, wounded fairy woman…

“H-Husband!”

Suddenly, Jaan’s shout echoed like thunder.

Her voice was so loud that Sion was worried that the northern warriors would gather at the castle, shouting, ‘It’s Temujin’s voice!’

“W-Will you!

Ta-Take a bath with me!

Will you, will you, ea-eat with me!

O-Or else!”

Oh, no.

Wait a minute.

No, Jaan?

Hey, that’s cheating.

Lilith, isn’t that outfit and those lines forbidden?

There’s still such a thing as the code of the Jianghu [a code of honor among martial artists], surely…

“Or else, or else!

Will you, eat me firsttt!”

“···.”

Originally, it should be said in a sweet, honey-dripping voice.

But Jaan’s voice, no matter how much I thought about it, no matter how much I thought back on it, was nothing more or less than the rough shout of a fierce female warrior commanding the battlefield.

But the words she spat out were like that, and the outfit was even more dangerous.

Sion, who was dumbfounded, stared blankly at Jaan, who was clenching her fists and trembling, with his eyes tightly closed, then turned his creaking neck to look at Lilith, who was standing behind him.

With eyes of reproach, asking what strange ideology she had instilled in that woman.

“Ahahaha!

Puhahahaha!”

But our Succubus Queen, who had already achieved her goal in a big way, was roaring with laughter, shouting, ‘I’ve unwrapped the gift! Have fun, Sion!’ and slammed the door shut!

The person who planned and committed the act had run away.

“···.”

“Ugh…”

Arrows that have already been shot, water that has already been spilled, words that have already been spoken.

Jaan couldn’t stand Lilith’s provocation and seemed to have blurted it out, and the mental shock from that seemed to be quite intense.

Instead of recovering, the damage seemed to be accumulating, and Jaan was still moaning without even lifting her head.

Trusting Lilith’s words, she wore this embarrassing outfit, sat in an absurd pose, and said unimaginable words, even though they weren’t even formally married yet, not just once, but three times.

Decisively, Sion was staring at her so intently that she was even afraid to meet his eyes.

‘Lilith!’

Why did you make me do such a ridiculous thing!

Those words were right below her throat.

She thought it was a really absurd thing even when she was practicing, but she was tricked into thinking that if she just closed her eyes and shouted, she would feel better, and she really shouted it out, and her whole body was burning and throbbing, and she couldn’t do anything about it.

How should she get through this situation?

How could she and Sion escape wisely without being embarrassed?

Jaan was racking her brain faster than when she was leading warriors and training, or when she was thinking about how to break the enemies on the battlefield.

“Jaan.”

When she heard Sion’s low voice, Jaan reflexively tried to answer.

Just as she was about to lift her head, her body suddenly flipped backward!

And she ended up lying on the table.

“Ah?”

Jaan exclaimed in surprise and lightly wriggled her body.

It could be said that her body flipping backward was the reason, but the reason she was surprised was that she wasn’t wearing anything, not even underwear.

Because of that, as she fell backward a moment ago, the apron folded, and her private parts were exposed.

“J-Just a moment.

Just a moment!

Sion, Sion!

L-Let me just pull this piece of cloth down…”

“Say it again.”

“···What?”

“Say the words you said a moment ago, say them again.”

The man, who usually looked so gentle, now had a strangely rough and fierce feeling.

Jaan, flustered by that, unknowingly repeated the very words she had uttered a moment ago, the words she was so ashamed of.

“W-Will you take a bath with me…?

Will you eat, eat with me?

O-Or else…”

“···.”

As if telling her to say the next words quickly, the handsome young man with a beautiful appearance glared and looked down at the delicious delicacies spread out before him.

“W-Will you, eat me first… Hyaaang?”

Suddenly, she felt a warm, moist, and soft sensation on her stomach.

In a hurry, Jaan lifted her head and looked down at her stomach, and there was Sion gently kissing her lips and softly licking her stomach as if tasting sweet cream.

“All three.”

“Wh-What did you say?”

“I’m going to do it all.

Bathe with you, eat with you.

And before that.”

The man smiled and licked his red lips with a smile.

“I’ll eat you first.”

—I’ll go and come back!

I’ll bring my brother, no, I’ll take my brother!

—

Since Sion hadn’t come down even though it was dinner time, Count Lichtenberg sent someone to ask if something was wrong or if he wasn’t going to eat.

The one who stepped up was none other than Aden Clausen, Sion’s half-brother.

The young child, who was still ambiguous to call a boy, was quite proud that he had been entrusted with even a small task for his brother, and he jumped up the stairs to Sion’s room.

To that room filled with the sounds of a woman’s moans and gasps, and the fiery energy of ecstasy.

“Excuse me?”

But, fortunately, Aden was blocked by the gatekeeper before that.

It was because he happened to run into Lilith, who was about to go down the stairs.

“Oh… the magician who is with my brother.”

“Magician?

Ah, haha.”

It seems that the fact that she is a demon has not been revealed to this little one.

Well, to such a small child, being a demon would just be recognized as a scary monster, so Lilith thought it would be difficult to push too hard.

“You must be Sion’s younger brother.

Where are you going in such a hurry, young master?”

“To my brother.

It’s almost dinner time, but he hasn’t come, so I’m going to ask him.”

“Ah, dinner.”

Lilith nodded, then smiled sweetly after a moment and took Aden’s small, soft hand.

Then, she leaned slightly and gazed at this cute boy with her red eyes.

“Unfortunately, Sion won’t be able to have dinner today.”

“Yes? Why, why?”

“Because he’s already eating.

As you may know, young master, Sion is a hero of the kingdom, so he has no choice but to be busy.

He wanted to have dinner with our young master, but he had so many people to take care of that he couldn’t help it.

You understand Sion, don’t you, young master?”

“O-Of course!

I know that my brother, my brother is busy!”

“Oh, you’re so smart.

You’re worthy of being the hero’s brother.”

Was it because he was happy and embarrassed to be praised in connection with Sion?

Aden twisted his body and smiled, unable to hide his feelings.

“Um, but.”

“Hmm?”

“The magician is always with my brother.

Is Sir Rishikida my brother’s bodyguard, and the magician helps my brother?”

‘Let’s skip the fact that I’m disguised as a magician, but I don’t want to be pushed back by Rishi,’ Lilith muttered to herself like that and smiled.

“Shall I tell you a secret?”

“A secret?”

“Yes, come closer, young master.”

As Aden’s eyes sparkled and he approached, Lilith said with a playful smile.

“Actually, Sion and I have promised each other the future.”

“···Yes?”

“Rishi, so Sir Rishikida is a bodyguard, and I’m Sion’s lover.”

At Lilith’s words, Aden blinked at her for a moment.

After staring at her like that for a few minutes, Aden exclaimed, Ah!

And quickly bowed his head.

“Sister-in-law!”

Like brother, like brother, Aden was already in the middle of social life.

―――――――Author’s Note―――――――

My father said that you have to eat well to fight well.

Yes, that’s right!

I like recommendations the most!