Lazy Genius Striker [EN]: Chapter 202

Brazil was the strongest team in this tournament.

Among the teams made up of humans.

But since England had a god, Brazil couldn’t be the winning team.

“Oh my Lord! Johan Bahn has scored his fifth goal! By his own power! Johan Bahn is single-handedly saving England!”

“Is this really the power of one person! What we are seeing is a miracle! A miracle performed by God!”

“Brazil was the strongest enemy, with a squad full of world-class players! But! England has a god!”

When Johan finally scored the go-ahead goal.

All the Brazilian players on the ground collapsed in despair, and the Brazilian fans covered their heads in disbelief or shed tears, unable to believe what they were seeing.

On the other hand, the England players, instead of acting like professional players earning tens of billions of won, purely cheered and ran to Johan like six-year-old kids.

Not only the players on the ground, but also the players on the bench, and all the players who were warming up near the touchline.

“Uwaaaaa!”

“Johaaaaan!”

Everyone ran to Johan, and Johan’s figure was soon buried and disappeared among the players.

“It’s okay… Johan…”

“Johan is… the best ever…”

Lohan and Ban Seok-ho seemed to have no strength to cheer or shout anymore, and they slumped down on their chairs and muttered in weak voices.

He showed unbelievable performance in every game of the World Cup finals, and even showed the best performance ever in the final, scoring five goals alone.

Moreover, he did all this after taking a year off due to retirement.

Is there anyone who can disagree?

About this player being the best ever.

“Bwee, bweee, bweeeee-!”

Soon, the whistle blew to signal the end of the game.

“The game is over! 5 to 4! England, thanks to Johan’s five goals, defeats Brazil! They ascend to the position of world champion! England has won!”

It was the moment when England won the 2030 World Cup and rose to the top of the world.

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-’The Best World Cup Final in History’: England Defeats Brazil 5-4 to Win Championship After 64 Years

-Brazil Had World Class Trio, But England Had One God

-[Photo] Proud Players Lift the World Cup!

-’Finally Home After 64 Years…’ World Cup Embraced by Homeland England

-2030 World Cup Final Ranking… Winner England, Runner-up Brazil, 3rd Place Italy, 4th Place Argentina

-Yashin Award, Brazil’s Eduardo Moraes… Conceded 5 Goals in Final but Considering Opponent Was Johan

-Johan Bahn Wins Golden Boot with 19 Goals in Tournament… Most Goals in History

-’God Descended on Bernabeu’ Johan Bahn Becomes All-Time Leading Scorer in World Cup with Just One Tournament…

-[Official] 2030 World Cup Golden Ball, Johan Bahn

-Johan Bahn Sweeps Euro, League, Champions League, and World Cup… Grand Slam for Top Scorer and MVP in All Tournaments

-’Best Ever’ Johan Bahn, No One Can Disagree Now

-UK Prime Minister James Logan Designates Holiday the Day After World Cup Victory

-British Royal Family Promises to Award Johan Bahn the Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire

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The afterglow of the World Cup victory did not fade easily.

A country that lives and breathes soccer 365 days a year won the World Cup.

It was only natural that the whole country fell into a frenzy.

“The boss is crazy! Unlimited free beer for the entire month of August!”

“Free French fries when entering wearing an England national team uniform!”

“That brand that Johan Bahn only eats! Hennessy Nutella special sale to commemorate the World Cup victory!”

All the bosses in the country were crazy, and discounts and freebies were rampant everywhere.

To the extent that even if you left home without a penny, you could get three free meals a day and return home.

People were so happy that the whole country was overflowing with generosity.

Of course, there were many accidents.

-Citizens Excited and Came Out to Streets, Many Vehicles Parked on Streets Damaged… Some Even Damaged Their Own Vehicles

-Liverpool Fans and Everton Fans, Arguing While Cheering on the Streets… Invading Each Other’s Areas

-’We Never Said That Was Free’ Some Hooligans Rob Grocery Stores in Groups…

Because people were so excited, all sorts of things happened.

Damage to vehicles and objects on the streets was commonplace, and shops were frequently robbed.

Hooligans who had been putting their arms around each other and cheering together during the World Cup period also got into fights.

Anyway, the whole country was buzzing.

It couldn’t be helped.

It was England, of all countries, that won the World Cup.

“Okay, keep the order. Don’t push.”

“I’m from Newcastle! Can you let me take a picture first!”

“Hey, mister. I’m from Berlin!”

Meanwhile, a new landmark was born in London.

A statue of Johan erected at the entrance of the London Stadium.

Lying down in front of the statue and taking pictures as if worshiping it became a trend online.

People from all over the country, as well as English people living abroad, flocked to it.

Thanks to this, the area around Johan’s statue was always crowded, and the line of people waiting to take pictures stretched all the way to Stratford Station.

“Oh, my god! I’ll bow deeply!”

“Hey, refrain from blasphemous words!”

Johan was really being revered like a god.

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August 5, 2030.

A special event was held at Buckingham Palace in London.

A special award ceremony was held for the warriors of England who returned with the World Cup trophy as spoils of war.

“The awarding of the Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire has been completed. Next, the awarding of the Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire will be held.”

The players who participated in this World Cup, and coach Chris Ranister, were all awarded the Commander medal, which corresponds to the second grade.

And,

“The above member participated as a player in the World Cup held last month, won the top scorer and MVP [Most Valuable Player] of the tournament, and made the greatest contribution to the England national team winning the championship by playing a major role in every important moment, so the Royal Family awards the above member the Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire.”

Johan was awarded the Knight Grand Cross, which corresponds to the first grade, that is, the highest honor.

The royal family also played a role in Johan’s surprise return announcement for this tournament.

The royal family expressed their gratitude as much as possible, and Johan gladly accepted the gratitude.

“Thank you for your hard work, Sir Johan.”

“Thank you.”

The Crown Prince, who personally pinned the medal on Johan’s chest, bowed politely to Johan.

Johan faced the greeting and suddenly remembered what his grandfather had said.

“Just because you’re good at kicking a ball, you can earn money in a week that others can’t save in their entire lives. Just because you’re good at kicking that ball.”

That’s right, Grandpa.

As you said, just because I was good at kicking that ball, I earned more money than I could spend in half my life, and the royal family is bowing to me.

And,

I made my whole family happy.

Clap clap clap clap-

Johan smiled slightly as he watched his family, who were smiling brightly and applauding among the galleries.

Then I thought.

‘I want to go home.’

I wanted to go home quickly.

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“What is this much…”

Johan frowned as he opened his cell phone message box after a long time.

There are over hundreds of messages.

When will I check all of these?

“Hoo.”

Still, Mom told me to thank the people who cheered me on.

Let’s quickly check and send a thank you emoticon as a reply to each one.

Gordon: I love you

Gordon: I was so happy to be able to play with a guy like you

Gordon: I will be proud for the rest of my life that I was the captain of that team when you played for West Ham.

Gordon: Thank you for bringing the World Cup to England!

Captain Gordon.

He sent so many messages.

Berkeley: Couldn’t you have chosen the Scottish national team?

Berkeley: It was really cool.

Berkeley: It was an honor to play for you.

Berkeley: Do you remember the letter I gave you?

Berkeley: You are my eternal hero

Berkeley’s messages are hard to get used to every time I see them.

Because he doesn’t use dialect in text messages.

My brother Marlon said that he has almost fixed it when he speaks now.

Besides this,

Hurichel: You were the player who made my dreams come true

Jenkinson: I miss you for accepting my messy crosses like a charm

Nathan: Thank you.

Petrovic: It’s a secret to Guimarães, but I cheered for you during the final. Congratulations.

Many messages had come from former colleagues, and Johan sent replies one by one.

Oh, this person is here too.

Capello: You finally prove it

Capello: You were the best in the world

Capello: Now that you’re gone, I’ll take over that spot

Capello: Yes. I admit it. You are the best.

Capello: You were the best partner for me.

Oh, I didn’t know this person could say this.

Well, whatever.

Someone even retired and came back.

Coach Shu: Naughty guy

Coach Shu: England is the champion. An event that shouldn’t have happened has happened

Coach Shu: Come visit me when you have time

Coach Shu: I’ll give you a good scolding

Heh heh.

I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’ll have time.

Coach.

“Sir Johan, dinner is ready.”

“Ah, yes. I’ll go out.”

While reading the texts.

When the butler Jeremy knocked and came in to speak, Johan roughly threw his cell phone on the bedside and got up from the bed.

The house was busy this morning.

The team owner sent all the hotel chefs to the house, saying he would prepare a special dinner, and it was a mess from the morning.

“Johan, come and sit down.”

“Wow, this is amazing. Johan. It looks delicious, right?”

“This grandpa has a good grandson.”

When I went out to the living room, all kinds of food were showing off their brilliant looks, and Johan unknowingly swallowed his saliva.

Grandpa is here today too.

“Okay, let’s eat!”

Dad, Mom, Brother, and even Grandpa.

With the whole family together.

Johan enjoyed a happy meal.

This was the greatest happiness in the world for Johan.

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Lohan opened his laptop.

Then, after accessing Hammers.com, he pressed the write button and pondered for a moment while looking at the blank screen.

Then, he began to write something down quickly, and after reading the finished article again, he made several revisions.

After finally reading the completed version, he nodded satisfactorily.

“I just wanted to organize it.”

I wanted to organize it so that even people who didn’t know could easily understand.

The footprints that Johan left in the soccer world in a short period of time.

Lohan pressed the upload button, and the content of the article was as follows.

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Title: The Greatest Of All Time, GOAT

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??? : Which team does he belong to?

West Ham United.

??? : West Ham? Puh! How long did he play?

Two seasons and three months.

??? : Just that? Puhahaha! Then, what is his career?

The best ever, GOAT [Greatest Of All Time].

??? : !!!

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Johan Bahn.

At the age of 16, he participated in the West Ham youth team entrance test without any preparation on the spot and passed in first place.

Called up to the first team a week after joining the youth team.

As soon as he was called up, he played in the game and scored a hat trick in his debut match.

At the age of 16, he secured a starting position at the same time as his debut and was assigned the number 9.

His first full-time season, 2027/28 season.

Played in 33 league games and recorded 59 goals and 17 assists.

Recorded the most attack points in Premier League history, winning the top scorer and Player of the Year awards.

Participated in the FA Cup and led the team to its first-ever victory.

After spending the most sensational debut season in history.

That summer.

He wore the England national team uniform and participated in Euro 2028.

Scored in every game from the group stage to the final.

In particular, he presented a hat trick to Spain, which was considered an invincible fleet, in the final.

Led England to win Euro 2028.

Thanks to all of these performances.

Won the Ballon d’Or [Golden Ball award] with the most overwhelming vote rate in history.

And.

The following season.

Played in 31 league games and recorded 72 goals and 15 assists.

He immediately broke the record he had set a year ago.

Champions League that year, which was his first appearance.

Record of attack points in every game.

Hat trick in the final against the king of the Champions League, Real Madrid.

Recorded 27 goals, the most goals in a single season in history.

Led the club to its first Champions League victory in history.

After that.

He announced his retirement without regret at the age of 18.

He, who bought everyone’s longing, returned ahead of the 2030 World Cup.

Appearing with a body that he had not managed at all for a year.

Against active players who had prepared their best condition for the World Cup, he showed overwhelming skills.

Scored 19 goals and was named the all-time leading scorer.

Eventually, finally.

Presented England with their first victory in 64 years.

Lifting the World Cup, the most brilliant moment.

As he did a year ago.

He suddenly left the ground again.

Premier League career 67 games 138 goals 32 assists.

Champions League career 11 games 27 goals 4 assists.

1 FA Cup, 1 Premier League, 1 Champions League win.

1 Euro win.

1 World Cup win.

Won every tournament he participated in.

Best player in every tournament he participated in.

Top scorer in every tournament he participated in.

The only teenager to score in the Euro final.

The only teenager to score 5 goals in the World Cup final.

Became the all-time leading scorer in World Cup history with just one tournament appearance.

Won the Ballon d’Or for the second consecutive year.

The Greatest Of All Time.

The best ever.

West Ham’s eternal number 9.

The lazy genius striker.

Johan Bahn.

He will be remembered forever.

In our hearts.