Magic Is Learned For Nothing [EN]: Chapter 199

# 200

Why is the Demon Lord Here 3

It had been two days since Vaserbaba returned to the Magic Tower.

In fact, the King wanted him to recuperate in the Royal Capital. He had become very weak from this incident.

Even magic couldn’t stop the passage of time.

He was over ninety years old and had experienced too much. Thanks to his pure mana, he didn’t suffer from any illnesses, but he couldn’t hold onto his fading life force.

A magician asked.

“With your abilities, Vaserbaba-nim, shouldn’t you be able to live to 200? Or how about aiming for immortality and creating a spell for it?”

Vaserbaba snorted.

What’s the point of living that long?

Unless he could undergo a complete transformation and return to his youth, he didn’t want to be in that state.

Frankly, what good would it do to live another 100 years while smearing feces on the walls? His body would be strengthened, so he couldn’t even die. He might just keep smearing feces on the walls.

And if he was very unlucky, he might become immortal just as he was smearing feces on the walls.

Ah!

A great sage smearing feces on the walls for a thousand years.

The thought alone was horrifying. He’d rather die than live like that. So, Vaserbaba wanted to live according to the lifespan given to humans by God.

He would say this to his juniors.

Rejuvenation should be done before 40.

Immortality before 25.

Anything else is not recommended.

“Great Sage, continuing like this is not good for your health. I will wait here,” Joint carefully said as he approached.

That’s because Vaserbaba hadn’t washed since coming to the Magic Tower and was waiting for Legion.

“I can’t do that when that man might come.”

Vaserbaba had completely fallen for Legion.

His heart still raced when he thought about his great spirit.

Moreover, he was a magician! Wasn’t he the successor to carry on the Magic Tower? He wouldn’t mind giving him everything he had.

“Then I’ll bring a chair. It would be better to wait while sitting…….”

“Ahem, that man infiltrated Marquis Porse’s camp alone to save us. Who in our camp could do such a daring thing? That man saved us and saved the kingdom. Don’t you think it’s the least we can do to greet him standing up?”

Joint couldn’t argue when Vaserbaba said that much.

The three Guardians of Magic also stood and waited for Legion.

The moon rose, and they felt the night air. In the early morning, they were even hit by the cold dew. Vaserbaba, who was not in good health, coughed.

“It’s been a day past the promised time. It seems he’s not coming.”

“He’s a man of his word. He’s not someone who would ever break a promise. There must be a reason.”

“But it would be better to rest now. We’ll guide him as soon as he comes.”

“Yes, Great Sage. That would be best.”

Vaserbaba eventually couldn’t hold out any longer and followed their words inside.

“Hmph-! What on earth is happening that he can’t come? What people is he saving somewhere else again…….”

Vaserbaba’s infatuation showed no sign of fading.

* * *

Kuku ku ku ku koong!

The interior of the lair cracked.

The walls and ceiling collapsed, turning Preetia’s carefully made bedroom into a shambles.

The living room and kitchen were the same.

The finest dishes, brought from the far end of the continent, were shattered all at once, beyond repair.

The guardians, startled by the sudden murderous intent and vibration, bowed their heads to the floor and trembled.

“Don, Dontekman, is truly terrifying.”

The guardians carefully stored the situation in their minds. It was all to tell the Red Dragon Preetia. She would surely clutch the back of her neck when she saw the lair in this state.

And the first ones to be dealt with would be themselves.

To survive, they had to exaggerate the situation more than tenfold. The guardians were writing a scenario to survive.

“Madness Unleashed!”

Draizir’s aura was activated.

He had already passed the level of creating aura with a sword.

He could use it without any medium. The aura he generated began to destroy everything around him.

Crackle! Crackle!

Numerous legendary items were caught in Draizir’s aura and turned to dust.

“You arrogant bastard! Hell Guardian!”

A subspace opened, and a Cerberus [a three-headed dog from Greek mythology that guards the gates of the Underworld] the size of dozens of meters was summoned. Covered in flames, the Cerberus opened its huge jaws and bit Draizir.

Bang!

With a sound, Draizir smashed Cerberus’s head and jumped out.

The shattered head of Cerberus rapidly recovered.

Draizir, unconcerned, ran to grab ‘God’s Shampoo’.

Lich Mamon also reached out towards ‘God’s Shampoo’.

Legion snatched God’s Shampoo. It was absurd. To be fighting over shampoo. While he was gone to the treasure vault, the item vault had turned hideous.

“Haa, haa, you crazy bastards.”

Sharonz gasped for breath, seemingly exhausted. Her eyes looked slightly crazed from what she had experienced.

“Give it here, Master.”

“My great master. I grabbed this first. Please, have mercy.”

“No. I was going to grab it, but that skull bastard snatched it first. Sneaky bastard.”

“The one who grabs it first owns it. You bastard!”

“Enough. Here.”

Legion picked up another ‘God’s Shampoo’ lying around in that configuration and threw it to Draizir.

Draizir received the shampoo. It was the same kind as the God’s Shampoo on the floor.

“Why are you fighting over this? Share it nicely.”

“Oh, there’s another one.”

“Can’t you read? It’s written here. Big sale, buy one get one free.”

“Hmm.”

“Ugh! What’s so great about shampoo anyway.”

Draizir scratched the back of his head awkwardly. But the master doesn’t know how great this shampoo is.

“Don’t fight anymore. What is it? Like kids.”

“Sorry.”

“I’m sorry, Master.”

“You each have one, so no complaints, right?”

At Legion’s words, Lich Mamon and Draizir nodded slightly. It seems they knew they were being embarrassing.

“Okay, if everyone has everything, let’s all go. To the Vampire Kingdom.”

Legion, Draizir, and Lich Mamon turned Preetia’s lair into a shambles and strode out.

“W, wait for me!”

Sharonz hurriedly ran after them. She was too scared to stay in the dragon’s lair alone.

It’s really overwhelming.

Those guys…….

Can my brothers handle them?

If they let those guys loose, the hidden snake will surely come out. But before that……, can we handle these crazy people?

My brothers are talented, but they seem a bit lacking to handle their craziness.

Is this really the right thing to do?

A sense of foreboding spread throughout Sharonz’s body.

* * *

“Here it is.”

Real estate agent elf Dapala brought the Green Dragon, who lived 2,000 kilometers away, all the way here to show him the lair.

It took her quite a long time to seduce him.

But she felt rewarded.

If the Green Dragon saw Preetia’s lair, he would definitely move in. That’s how beautiful Preetia’s lair was.

Moreover, it was at a 20 percent discount.

Honestly, it was a waste to think about it.

But what could she do? The owner didn’t like it. With this, Dapala would get quite a lot of money in her hands.

Beep beep beep beep-

As Dapala pressed the door lock password, the huge door opened.

“Come in.”

Dapala bowed and guided the Green Dragon.

And Dapala, who entered the lair, couldn’t help but be shocked. The lair was completely destroyed.

Even a robbery wouldn’t be this bad.

She turned pale and contacted Preetia.

* * *

The Vampire Kingdom located in the Arctic Ocean.

Compared to the name of the kingdom, its size is not large.

In terms of the size of cities made by humans, it is only the size of a medium to large city.

But one fact that no one knows.

There are tens of thousands of vampires living here, and each of them is at least three or four times stronger than humans, and in many cases, hundreds of times stronger.

Above all, the ability to control humans through blood is also a frightening aspect. In the event of a war, they are a force that can show the strength of millions of human soldiers.

Above all, the vampires here do not burn in the sunlight.

They have evolved that way.

Of course, the fact that the sunlight here is weak is also a reason, but even if they go down to the south, they can withstand three or four hours under the sun.

Legion and Draizir wore thick winter clothes.

There was no problem with Draizir, but Legion, who was wearing winter clothes over his plate armor, was dying.

First of all, the cold air that had seeped into the plate armor did not escape easily, so he was directly exposed to the cold. And he became more sluggish than before, making it difficult to move.

But he couldn’t take off his winter clothes.

It’s winter here too, and unfortunately, a cold wave of minus 50 degrees is hitting. Sharonz said that it would take another month for it to get better, but getting better meant minus 40 degrees.

“Damn it, I didn’t know it would be this cold.”

Legion muttered, shivering.

His territory also drops to minus 30 degrees when it’s cold. So, he thought he could withstand up to 50 degrees.

I’m sorry.

I underestimated your weather too much. This wasn’t just cold, it was so damn cold that it was hard to even open your mouth.

Fortunately, the wind wasn’t blowing.

According to Sharonz, they don’t go outside at all during the storm season.

“How cold is it?”

Sharonz tilted her head and answered.

“About 5 times the blizzard used by an 8th circle mage?”

Crazy…….

5 times the blizzard! That’s almost the same destructive power as a White Dragon’s ice breath!

Legion felt that the power of nature was truly great.

Legion and Draizir, who arrived in front of the gate of the Vampire Kingdom, were overwhelmed by its beauty and grandeur. The height of the ice walls alone is 50 meters. The size of the gate was also enormous.

The gate was tightly closed.

Well, there’s no way there would be any guests visiting such a place.

All they had seen so far were polar bears and occasionally monsters. The huge monsters that came out through the ice sea were dozens of meters long.

Other than that, they didn’t see a single ant.

There was no reason for the gate to be open.

Squeak-

A small door at the bottom of the gate opened.

The small door in the corner was at least 3 meters tall. As the door opened, the vampire tracker that Lich Mamon had brainwashed appeared.

He bowed deeply as he looked at Legion and Sharonz.

“The humble Beyond greets the great Legion-nim and the holy Princess Sharonz.”

Sharonz narrowed her brows slightly.

It was natural for her to be called a holy princess. But it was hard to adapt to that crazy Legion being called ‘great’.

“Where shall I take you?”

“Let’s go to the royal palace.”

“To the royal palace, you say?”

Beyond had a troubled expression.

“Why? What’s wrong?”

“While the princess was away…….”

“While?”

Sharonz caught Beyond’s words.

“The eldest son, Hanks-nim, has temporarily become the ruler.”

“The ruler? What about Father?”

“That, that is…….”